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2013-04-18 05:59:00 PM  
One looks Pakistani-ish/India (India subcontinent area), too dark for even an Arab from the Persian gulf region.
White guy could range from Greek ethnicity to the frigging Balkans (Think Bosnia etc).
 
2013-04-18 05:59:16 PM  
Tatsuma:
GladGirl:

Please tell me you named yourself after gbv


You know I did!
 
2013-04-18 05:59:17 PM  

Tatsuma: Weaver95: have you actually listened to some of those nut jobs?

Yeah and they've never said anything even remotely close to 'we need to start blowing up innocent civilians'


so you haven't actually listened to any of those nut jobs then....
 
2013-04-18 05:59:20 PM  

WTF Indeed: I'm pretty sure committing acts of terror is against the Bro Code.


I dunno. Axe is like a chemical weapon of sorts.
 
2013-04-18 05:59:21 PM  

Tatsuma: BROSAMA = BRONY


Uh-oh, Rule 374, you thought it, so there's probably a MLP .gif on the internet about it.
 
2013-04-18 05:59:24 PM  
Oh my. Fox news anchor just said to a guest "If you had to describe these guys to a blind person, how would you?"

...:::..:....:::::::?
 
2013-04-18 05:59:24 PM  
Tatsuma:


NOBODY POST UNTIL TATS GIVES US AN UPDATE!!!
 
2013-04-18 05:59:27 PM  
www.lolsauce.com
 
2013-04-18 05:59:33 PM  
Apparently the FBI is calling them "two white men in their 20's"
 
2013-04-18 05:59:42 PM  

ole prophet: Good? What do we have here? So far we've eliminated Jimmy Mullins and Bob Hope.

/obscure


Not to the biggest Roseanne fan this side of the Atlantic. And by "this" I mean the European side.
 
2013-04-18 05:59:44 PM  

NutWrench: America is not a racially homogenous country, so for all anyone knows, those two guys are as American as apple pie.
So knock it off with stupid derp about how they're "clearly Iranian" or "clearly Israeli." You don't know shiat.


forget it, they're rolling...
 
2013-04-18 05:59:59 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: vernonFL: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]

Jager bombs. I said JAGER BOMBS!

The little shiats drink "Johnny Vegas" these days. Patron, watermelon schnapps, and Red Bull. Kills me a little inside every time I pour one.


That's not a real drink. It can't be. I refuse to accept that that is a real drink.
 
2013-04-18 06:00:02 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: meat0918: skullkrusher: Weaver95: LeroyBourne: They're 'leaning' towards a domestic attack? I'm leaning towards bs on that.

i'm not.  the right wing pundits have been praying for a domestic terrorist attack for over two years now.  i'm not saying our local right wing lunatics are behind this but...I wouldn't be surprised if they were involved.

lolwut?

There has been one or two people here planting the idea "Army of God" or "Joel's Army" or some other right wing Christian Identity movement group is behind this.

My money's still on random crazy guys.

But two "crazy guys" working together without some ideology or religious motivation? That's not exactly common.


No, but not unprecedented.

OKC.

The DC sniper.

Of course, they might not be random, but still crazy.
 
2013-04-18 06:00:03 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: luxup: FARKERS.

When you guess about their ethnic background please have the decency to state what yours is please.

I am a white looking hispanic.  Not sure what they are yet.

You sound Belgian.


Never!  I don't waffle.
 
2013-04-18 06:00:18 PM  

Tatsuma: Weaver95: have you actually listened to some of those nut jobs?

Yeah and they've never said anything even remotely close to 'we need to start blowing up innocent civilians'


And Adam Lanza never said he was going to go shoot schoolkids, so he was definitely not the shooter in Newtown.
 
2013-04-18 06:00:21 PM  
I don't want to offend anyone and I know it may be insensitive to say this, but honestly they really do look like bipedal humanoids to me.
 
2013-04-18 06:00:32 PM  

Tatsuma: SN1987a goes boom: They look Israeli.

Do you see gold chains? Do you see chest hair? Do you see lots of hair product used? Is he trying to sell you a radio saying 'Trus me, it's very very good, you really want it cahme on! buy it, you really should, I'll give you a better price!' really quickly? Is he wearing a tracksuit?

No, then shut the fark up.

Mossad agents
It is clearly obvious.
How often through history the oppressed become the oppressors.
 
2013-04-18 06:00:36 PM  
i735.photobucket.com assets.rollingstone.com
 
2013-04-18 06:00:49 PM  

FlashHarry: what's the douchebag equivalent of a mosque? a bennigans? well, they'd better not build one near boston ground zero!


Starbucks.

/Boston runs on Dunkin Donuts
//too soon?
 
2013-04-18 06:00:55 PM  
On phone. Can't see the pics. Was it red haired black Jews for Mohamed?
 
2013-04-18 06:00:56 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Tatsuma: Because Weaver has gone so far the deep end that he thinks the Tea Party would be supportive of terrorist attacks in the middle of crowds in America.

If they thought the crowds were all liberals, or in California or New York?  Yes.  You haven't actually met many Tea Party people or lived in a Very Conservative Area of the United States, have you?

Then again, you're the type of person who thinks that Israel should bomb every country that surrounds them but are too pussy to join the IDF yourself.


This
 
2013-04-18 06:00:56 PM  
"I'm trying to think of any previous examples of a case where the FBI has essentially let loose the entire internet to help it identify suspected criminals. As you may have seen users on Reddit have already been trawling through images and video trying to locate suspects."

Correspondent in the Daily Telegraph, maybe he hasn't found Fark yet:)

I couldn't say what their ethnicity is; could be Middle Eastern, could be Greek.  And to me, it's seems one fella does look a bit swarthier than the other.
 
2013-04-18 06:01:02 PM  

skullkrusher: Just farking stop. You live there, perhaps you should be a little less cavalier about the whole thing and care about catching the farks rather than jacking off to what might be the case 4 or 5 steps down the road


I'm only human. You have people on Fark cheering possible war with Iran because of this crap and sometimes you just want to punch them in the dick, rhetorically. There's a lot of bullshiat people spew about Boston and Massachusetts when they're sitting in the middle of Bumfark, Montana, as if any terrorist cares two shiats about their lives, city or state. And for the people saying, "Oh, the Tea Party would never condone terrorist actions!" I can only say open your ears and listen to the rhetoric. It's all about fondling guns and blowing people up with rockets but when a liberal has violent thoughts it's time to clutch one's pearls.

I don't like being a dick, but I'm not surprised I'm being one. Sorry, again.
 
2013-04-18 06:01:16 PM  
Hey can we post more pics of Bridgestone golf hats...cause that's important info that I can't get enough of.
 
2013-04-18 06:01:18 PM  
I feel like Black Hat guy is the brains of the operation. White Hat Guy isn't even smart enough to have his hat cover his face.
 
2013-04-18 06:01:20 PM  

lordjupiter: robsul82: PROFILE THE GOLFERS

/remember there are TWO Adam Scotts, FBI, and one is a hilarious actor who should be left alone

Wait...Angel Cabrera lost the Masters in a playoff the day before...

THEY'RE ARGENTINIAN!!!


That son of a biatch!  He was all classy with the thumbs up after he lost to throw us off the scent!
 
2013-04-18 06:01:27 PM  
You know, if the one everyone says is a 'white guy' ends up being a white convert to Islam, it's going to be beautiful watch Stormfront and all the other racists being confused as fark about just how much they should hate him

GladGirl: You know I did!


Echos Myron just played on my iTunes DJ

gbv forever
 
2013-04-18 06:01:35 PM  
Ricky Rubio might want to lay low for a while.
 
2013-04-18 06:01:36 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: Tatsuma: Weaver95: have you actually listened to some of those nut jobs?

Yeah and they've never said anything even remotely close to 'we need to start blowing up innocent civilians'

And Adam Lanza never said he was going to go shoot schoolkids, so he was definitely not the shooter in Newtown.


and Adam Lanza didn't say he was not gonna shoot schoolkids so I think maybe you're a suspect now
 
2013-04-18 06:01:41 PM  
They look olive complexion and middle eastern/Persian to me. And I've been biased away from the bombers being from that background.
 
2013-04-18 06:01:42 PM  

luxup: Yeah I get it, Government is corrupt. Not everyone is a bad guy and sometimes they actually do what they are supposed to.



No, you don't "get it".

Most of the "foiled terror attacks" were honeypots - fabricated "FBI stings".
 
2013-04-18 06:01:48 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Bf+: Enhance!

Dammit, Chloe! I need an enhancement!


Enhanced like an interrogation technique.
 
2013-04-18 06:01:53 PM  

robsul82: My official bet - neither of them did it!  More whoopsie daisy shenanigans!


I already placed that bet.
 
2013-04-18 06:01:55 PM  

timujin: Apparently the FBI is calling them "two white men in their 20's"


If that's true, I see that as good news, from a law enforcement perspective. That would mean they are PROBABLY American and thus PROBABLY went home, where they are likely shiatting their pants about now. This could be over by tomorrow morning if that is indeed the case. If it's Muslim related, then it's a crap shoot of either being home grown or a pair that are already in Yemen sipping their... .whatever the hell people in Yemen drink.
 
2013-04-18 06:02:20 PM  

Tatsuma: SN1987a goes boom: They look Israeli.

Do you see gold chains? Do you see chest hair? Do you see lots of hair product used? Is he trying to sell you a radio saying 'Trus me, it's very very good, you really want it cahme on! buy it, you really should, I'll give you a better price!' really quickly? Is he wearing a tracksuit?

No, then shut the fark up.


What I said was just as valid as what you said.  Except I haven't gone into a moronic rant.
 
2013-04-18 06:02:22 PM  

GoldSpider: Because People in power are Stupid: Looks like some Muslims to me.

I don't know, could be Mexican.

(Was hoping it was homebrewed terrorism for some reason.)

Because it would validate your prejudices?


Or maybe because the last time foreign terrorists launched an attack on American soil a tragic event that killed over 3000 people escalated into two wars that killed over 100,000, maimed many thousands more and bankrupted the United States. The best possible outcome for this horrific event would be homegrown terrorists no matter what their motivation was, conservative, liberal, religious, or just plain farking nuts.
 
2013-04-18 06:02:26 PM  
Did they check the surveillance video from down the street, either way?  I find it odd this is the only video.  Seems like there should be more, down the street maybe.
 
2013-04-18 06:02:29 PM  
You know who else wears their cap backwards...

3.bp.blogspot.com

just sayin'
 
2013-04-18 06:02:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-18 06:02:33 PM  
FBI calls them two white guys in their 20's.

Might be the same FBI guys that are working with Kevin Bacon on that
"The Following" show though, they make a few mistakes.
 
2013-04-18 06:02:45 PM  

jso2897: robsul82: My official bet - neither of them did it!  More whoopsie daisy shenanigans!

I already placed that bet.


Shiat.  Oh well, me too!
 
2013-04-18 06:02:46 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: They look Israeli.


That's out of line.

1  They don't have a white van.
2.  Several thousand people haven't just been murdered.
3. They aren't getting jiggy.
 
2013-04-18 06:02:50 PM  
Was suspect #2 seen leaving the area in a hovercraft?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-18 06:02:50 PM  

somedude210: yellowjester: That is why it took the FBI so long, they had to find two  Patsies with backpacks that never came up in the 4chan investigation. Er, I mean subjects.

so you're telling me that a bunch of guys with decades of experience in finding criminals in crowds can't do a better job than couch warrior princesses that have seen a few pixels in their day?

You realize that the only video that 4chan used for evidence of a suspect was the guy running from a crowd of wounded people to (what I can only assume was medical help) and having his pants rip on the way.

OMG, I looked at cute girl down the road and not at the race! I'M A FARKING TERRORIST. Seriously? That's the argument they used in naming suspects and look, they were wrong.

It also helps that the FBI had access to video so they can watch someone for more than a nanosecond in time


If the FBI is so good, why did they release such shiatty pics?
 
2013-04-18 06:03:04 PM  

jonjr215: To me, this is feeling less and less like terrorism, and more and more like Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.


Pseudo Anarchist types. Mayhem for the sake of mayhem.
 
2013-04-18 06:03:07 PM  

Tatsuma: optikeye: if they are middle east---they're not in with any group. Middle Eastern Terror groups are PROUD of their attacks and issue press releases about them and take credit for them.

Like Al Qaeda!

who took a month to claim responsibility for 9/11.


Just shut up if not show me anywhere it says Al Qaeda waited a month to claim responsibility.
 
2013-04-18 06:03:09 PM  
They look like they are from Kokomo, Indiana.

/just thought I'd be the outlier in case there is some kind of prize for guessing their origin on the off-chance I'm right
 
2013-04-18 06:03:12 PM  
20 bucks says they are redditors.
 
2013-04-18 06:03:20 PM  

jckgdig: FBI calls them two white guys in their 20's.

Might be the same FBI guys that are working with Kevin Bacon on that
"The Following" show though, they make a few mistakes.


LOL

+eleventy
 
2013-04-18 06:03:24 PM  

Cytokine Storm: I don't want to offend anyone and I know it may be insensitive to say this, but honestly they really do look like bipedal humanoids to me.


I was really hoping they would turn out to be Venusian-grown terrorists, but I fear you are right.
 
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