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2013-04-18 06:03:20 PM

jckgdig: FBI calls them two white guys in their 20's.

Might be the same FBI guys that are working with Kevin Bacon on that
"The Following" show though, they make a few mistakes.


LOL

+eleventy
 
2013-04-18 06:03:24 PM

Cytokine Storm: I don't want to offend anyone and I know it may be insensitive to say this, but honestly they really do look like bipedal humanoids to me.


I was really hoping they would turn out to be Venusian-grown terrorists, but I fear you are right.
 
2013-04-18 06:03:25 PM

theorellior: skullkrusher: Just farking stop. You live there, perhaps you should be a little less cavalier about the whole thing and care about catching the farks rather than jacking off to what might be the case 4 or 5 steps down the road

I'm only human. You have people on Fark cheering possible war with Iran because of this crap and sometimes you just want to punch them in the dick, rhetorically. There's a lot of bullshiat people spew about Boston and Massachusetts when they're sitting in the middle of Bumfark, Montana, as if any terrorist cares two shiats about their lives, city or state. And for the people saying, "Oh, the Tea Party would never condone terrorist actions!" I can only say open your ears and listen to the rhetoric. It's all about fondling guns and blowing people up with rockets but when a liberal has violent thoughts it's time to clutch one's pearls.

I don't like being a dick, but I'm not surprised I'm being one. Sorry, again.


It's cool man. It's pretty fng annoying to listen to people who considered us abominations a week ago act like they love us right now.
 
2013-04-18 06:03:27 PM

I_C_Weener: On phone. Can't see the pics. Was it red haired black Jews for Mohamed?


It was Frank Zappa.
 
2013-04-18 06:03:28 PM

FlashHarry: timujin: kwame: atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose

atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose

atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose


Idiot.

I'm amused he keeps saying they're obviously Iranian because they look like Arabs

forget it; he's rolling.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-04-18 06:03:30 PM

Cytokine Storm: I don't want to offend anyone and I know it may be insensitive to say this, but honestly they really do look like bipedal humanoids to me.


 Species-ists like you make me sick.

/Ammidoingitright?
//Also-Speceis-ist?  Speciest?
 
2013-04-18 06:03:55 PM

violentsalvation: I hope they are caught before they bomb again.


Midnight is fast approaching....
 
2013-04-18 06:03:59 PM

nekom: timujin: Apparently the FBI is calling them "two white men in their 20's"

If that's true, I see that as good news, from a law enforcement perspective. That would mean they are PROBABLY American and thus PROBABLY went home, where they are likely shiatting their pants about now. This could be over by tomorrow morning if that is indeed the case. If it's Muslim related, then it's a crap shoot of either being home grown or a pair that are already in Yemen sipping their... .whatever the hell people in Yemen drink.


I believe it's called 'yemenade'.
 
2013-04-18 06:03:59 PM

SN1987a goes boom: What I said was just as valid as what you said. Except I haven't gone into a moronic rant.


Actually that was me making fun of 'Israelis in America' stereotypes. I guess you've never actually seen any Israelis.
 
2013-04-18 06:04:01 PM

WTF Indeed: 20 bucks says they are redditors.


Nah.  They hang out at 4chan and bombed the marathon for the LULZ
 
2013-04-18 06:04:03 PM
Wow, some of you are seriously pissed that they're not white dudes. Why is that?
 
2013-04-18 06:04:15 PM
So now that crowdsourcing the game of photohunt might actually prove useful instead of counter-productive... let's see what the Reddits and the 4chans the and the what have yous come up with. Probably just back to porn.
 
2013-04-18 06:04:28 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-18 06:04:29 PM

what_now: I feel like Black Hat guy is the brains of the operation. White Hat Guy isn't even smart enough to have his hat cover his face.


You know who else would be dumb enough to practically smile for the cameras?

A home grown teenage to twenty-something that''s who.

I blame rap music!!!

Oh yeah and video games.
 
2013-04-18 06:04:32 PM
golfers
 
2013-04-18 06:04:45 PM

nekom: timujin: Apparently the FBI is calling them "two white men in their 20's"

If that's true, I see that as good news, from a law enforcement perspective. That would mean they are PROBABLY American and thus PROBABLY went home, where they are likely shiatting their pants about now. This could be over by tomorrow morning if that is indeed the case. If it's Muslim related, then it's a crap shoot of either being home grown or a pair that are already in Yemen sipping their... .whatever the hell people in Yemen drink.


Yemenade, I think.
 
2013-04-18 06:04:46 PM

theorellior: skullkrusher: Just farking stop. You live there, perhaps you should be a little less cavalier about the whole thing and care about catching the farks rather than jacking off to what might be the case 4 or 5 steps down the road

I'm only human. You have people on Fark cheering possible war with Iran because of this crap and sometimes you just want to punch them in the dick, rhetorically. There's a lot of bullshiat people spew about Boston and Massachusetts when they're sitting in the middle of Bumfark, Montana, as if any terrorist cares two shiats about their lives, city or state. And for the people saying, "Oh, the Tea Party would never condone terrorist actions!" I can only say open your ears and listen to the rhetoric. It's all about fondling guns and blowing people up with rockets but when a liberal has violent thoughts it's time to clutch one's pearls.

I don't like being a dick, but I'm not surprised I'm being one. Sorry, again.


listen dude, I appreciate the feeling. Lifelong NY-er, friends in WTC, etc etc etc. I know the feeling. I went to school in MA, I have friends in Boston. I feel for all you guys plus I hate the farking Yankees. I know what you're going through but we are not served by engaging in politically driven speculation based on farkall. Let it settle out, make some time to have some drinks with your friends and family and let's catch these farks. Once they are nailed then we can go on about what their motivations were.
 
2013-04-18 06:04:46 PM

somedude210: Coach_J: The guy with the white hat on backwards does not IMO look like your run of the mill white kid...he looks Middle Eastern/Arab/Eastern European to me.

Now, anyone who draws conclusions about the other guy is a nutter...you can't tell jackshiat from those photos.

And BTW, #1 (if he is the bomber) is an idiot...try disguising yourself a bit better like #2 dumbass.  Looks like he wants to get caught.

really? he looks middle eastern? He's whiter than I am. And I'm farking IRISH


CSB:

I'm part whiter-that-white-Irish, and wearing a snowhat, after the Gulf War, someone called me a few derogatory terms that were Middle Eastern.
 
2013-04-18 06:04:49 PM

atomicmask: He is not white goofy college student, he has a arab looking nose. Both are clearly semites of some sort. Both clearly middle eastern, light skinned, but middle eastern.


I found the suspect.

images.politico.com
 
2013-04-18 06:04:52 PM
Anyone seen the cast of Jersey Shore lately?
 
2013-04-18 06:04:56 PM
Are they middle eastern, or are they just over-tanned jersey trash?

Has the FBI located snooki?
 
2013-04-18 06:05:09 PM
If they're going to claim they're Iranian, or 'had links to Iran', i called that shiat immediately after the attack.

/getting too predictable
 
2013-04-18 06:05:11 PM
If I had to guess, I would say Egyptian, like someone else said earlier.
 
2013-04-18 06:05:20 PM

doyner: WTF Indeed: 20 bucks says they are redditors.

Nah.  They hang out at 4chan and bombed the marathon for the LULZ


Nah.  Myspace users.
 
2013-04-18 06:05:25 PM
Take yer bets

How long should it take to identify?


I will say we will get it at 9PM
 
2013-04-18 06:05:30 PM

ScaryBottles: Just shut up if not show me anywhere it says Al Qaeda waited a month to claim responsibility.


They denied it for a month until Osama Bin Laden ym'sh admitted it in a video

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responsibility_for_the_September_11_att ac ks

Apologize now?
 
2013-04-18 06:05:38 PM
Clearly basque separatists.
 
2013-04-18 06:05:38 PM

I_C_Weener: On phone. Can't see the pics. Was it red haired black Jews for Mohamed?


I don't know what all these folks are going on about, they both clearly look North Korean to me.
 
2013-04-18 06:05:43 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Wow, some of you are seriously pissed that they're not white dudes. Why is that?


I guess you're happy that they're not.  Why is that?
 
2013-04-18 06:05:53 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Not all Muslims are brown. And some come with feathers.

[litaonfilm.files.wordpress.com image 430x249]


Funnily enough, that film got pulled the other day.
 
2013-04-18 06:06:04 PM

what_now: theorellior: skullkrusher: Just farking stop. You live there, perhaps you should be a little less cavalier about the whole thing and care about catching the farks rather than jacking off to what might be the case 4 or 5 steps down the road

I'm only human. You have people on Fark cheering possible war with Iran because of this crap and sometimes you just want to punch them in the dick, rhetorically. There's a lot of bullshiat people spew about Boston and Massachusetts when they're sitting in the middle of Bumfark, Montana, as if any terrorist cares two shiats about their lives, city or state. And for the people saying, "Oh, the Tea Party would never condone terrorist actions!" I can only say open your ears and listen to the rhetoric. It's all about fondling guns and blowing people up with rockets but when a liberal has violent thoughts it's time to clutch one's pearls.

I don't like being a dick, but I'm not surprised I'm being one. Sorry, again.

It's cool man. It's pretty fng annoying to listen to people who considered us abominations a week ago act like they love us right now.


Massholes? You're still abominations ;)

Just kidding. A rivalry but a sibling rivalry as that great sage of our time, Jon Stewart, said the other night
 
2013-04-18 06:06:04 PM

ivan: Cytokine Storm: I don't want to offend anyone and I know it may be insensitive to say this, but honestly they really do look like bipedal humanoids to me.

I was really hoping they would turn out to be Venusian-grown terrorists, but I fear you are right.


Me personally I was hoping these were the first shots fired in the glorious cat revolution. We need secure our border from the Persians!
 
2013-04-18 06:06:06 PM
Hopefully they have compared these pictures with every big of footage of passengers at Logan for the past 3 days. I know it would take a while, but I would think these guys cut out of town within 24 hours... probably a lot less.
 
2013-04-18 06:06:18 PM

cman: Take yer bets

How long should it take to identify?

I will say we will get it at 9PM


Sadly, I think we'll have some guy that just looks like one of these guys in the hospital before the FBI gets a phone call.
 
2013-04-18 06:06:21 PM

Tatsuma: SN1987a goes boom: What I said was just as valid as what you said. Except I haven't gone into a moronic rant.

Actually that was me making fun of 'Israelis in America' stereotypes. I guess you've never actually seen any Israelis.


I thought it was funny
 
2013-04-18 06:06:24 PM
It's revenge for those Dish Network Hopper commercials. They hate Boston 'cause of the accents.
 
2013-04-18 06:06:40 PM

Nadie_AZ: [www.bridgestonegolf.com image 800x800]


That's pretty good.
 
2013-04-18 06:06:44 PM

kumanoki: So it's Paul Ryan?


i88.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-18 06:07:12 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: I'm disgusted, not just at the sliminess of the media, but by all of the folks (here and elsewhere) on the internet who are desperate to have their personal bias confirmed.


You sound just like one of THEM!!
 
2013-04-18 06:07:29 PM
Where's Alex Jones saying these photos are bogus, and it's Seal Team Six committing a false flag to let more TSA agents(I still don't get why TRANSPORTATION SAFETY agents would be on the streets rather than.. ya know.. more REAL cops but whatever) carry guns on the streets and take yours away.

This looks like domestic terrorism to a T. These guys probably watch the Alex Jones show and thought they'd show the world how it's done or some crap.

Hope they're caught soon.
 
2013-04-18 06:07:41 PM

ottosmom: [wfxt.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]


It it "Identifies" the guy, then what's his name?
 
2013-04-18 06:07:47 PM

BalugaJoe: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x330]


but what about the white hat?

/i enjoyed that movie.  we gots some hats now motherfarker!
 
2013-04-18 06:07:48 PM
Who hates Boston? Who hates Catholics?  Who hates the Irish? Who hates St. Patrick? Who hates runners? Who hates beans? Who hates the Kennedys?
Who hates Mitt Romney? Who hates Red Sox?

WHO HATES PRESSURE COOKERS?
 
2013-04-18 06:07:54 PM
These two guys clearly ALSO know about the plot to steal our organs in hospitals.
 
2013-04-18 06:08:06 PM
I'm throwing my hat in for Paulite college students.
 
2013-04-18 06:08:09 PM

Marcus Aurelius: If these two don't turn themselves into the FBI in the next day or two, I'd say we have found our perpetrators.


Considering the FBI has stated they have a video of the guy leaving the backpack at the bomb site I'd say it's pretty clear these are the guys.
 
2013-04-18 06:08:15 PM

jonjr215: To me, this is feeling less and less like terrorism, and more and more like Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.


Yes! That was my first impression. Except those two were suicidal while these are not.
 
2013-04-18 06:08:20 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Wow, some of you are seriously pissed that they're not white dudes. Why is that?


Basically the same reason that people are pissed if it's an "a-rab". People don't care about truth, justice, or equality. They care about their political dogma being the one that comes out victorious.

I hope it's not a white guy. I hope it's not a middle eastern guy. I hope it's not a black guy.

I don't care what kind of guy it is. All I want is to know who, and why.Identity, ideology, and all that can come later.
 
2013-04-18 06:08:32 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: I'm disgusted, not just at the sliminess of the media, but by all of the folks (here and elsewhere) on the internet who are desperate to have their personal bias confirmed.


I'm okay with it really.
 
2013-04-18 06:08:32 PM
I am still betting small group, not affiliated with any group politically who just want to watch the world burn.

I say this because no group as claim responsibility, no statement has been made, no demands made, no manifesto, and the target was a foot race finish line. If it was a bass fishing event you could blame PETA or Greenpeace, but who hates foot races?  The target was nothing more than to get a high body count.  The bomb basically being nails rigged to explode points to the same type of basic home made explosive used for a couple decades now in home grown terrorism events were pipe bombs were used.
 
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