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(Gizmodo)   Durex unveils "fundaware", vibrating underwear controlled by your iPhone (Not safe for work)   (gizmodo.com) divider line 57
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2013-04-18 05:07:54 PM
A friend of mine proposed this years and years ago. I can't follow the link so I don't know if it's the same kind of thing, but his idea was to make it controllable by other people in the immediate area if you so desired. Think about that - pull out your iPhone, pick up a wifi signal and send a buzz to strangers. See if you can figure out who they are in a restaurant or wherever.
 
2013-04-18 05:11:19 PM
Such things were available through adult shops many years ago, complete with remote control.

I thought it'd be sexy to have Mrs. Earguy wear them out to dinner, and I'd slowly start the vibration on low.

She just thought it'd be ticklish and make her look like she was having a psychotic break in public.
 
2013-04-18 06:57:24 PM
I want to know where that hot blonde scientist got her degree.
 
2013-04-18 07:17:33 PM
Call me, maybe?

/do want
 
2013-04-18 08:12:19 PM
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2013-04-18 08:30:04 PM
Probably better than my idea of Fundiewear.
 
2013-04-18 08:31:48 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Probably better than my idea of Fundiewear.


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2013-04-18 08:44:48 PM
I don't think I wand Android to know how much I masturbate and to then send me ads on my phone.
 
2013-04-18 08:45:11 PM
Wouldn't it short out when she got it all slimy?
 
2013-04-18 08:45:43 PM
There's an app for that...
 
2013-04-18 08:47:28 PM
This would be perfect for deployed troops. Do they also make boxers?
 
2013-04-18 08:51:46 PM
farking SOLD!

Oh me and the ladypal are going to have so so so much fun...

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2013-04-18 08:53:21 PM
Teledildonics FTW!!!!
 
2013-04-18 08:57:34 PM
Sounds great for teens.
 
2013-04-18 09:01:05 PM
I heard these were developed in a partnership with EA so good luck.
 
2013-04-18 09:06:34 PM
Orgasms? There's an app for that...
 
2013-04-18 09:07:44 PM
I gather both parties have to be logged into the app so there won't be any UFIA.

Good proof of consent.
 
2013-04-18 09:07:58 PM
Are they compatibile with Invisible Fence?
 
2013-04-18 09:12:02 PM

MyNameIsMofuga: I heard these were developed in a partnership with EA so good luck.


Will you only achieve orgasm after paying $.99?
 
2013-04-18 09:14:47 PM

MyNameIsMofuga: I heard these were developed in a partnership with EA so good luck.


Except that these *generate* DLC instead of holding it back.
 
2013-04-18 09:22:44 PM
somehow i feel like the people that are going to use this also use thundawear
 
2013-04-18 09:22:54 PM
I mean, it's not like a new concept. Other than the controlling it by smartphone bit.

I guess I just don't get the big negative spin by the article. Like orgasm devices are a waste of precious R&D resources that could have been used to save the endangered pea shrew.
 
2013-04-18 09:30:19 PM
iCame
 
2013-04-18 09:36:50 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: iCame


Genius!

/off to grab monitor-cleaning products
 
2013-04-18 09:43:52 PM
It would be pretty funny to hack this app and control random people's underwear.
 
2013-04-18 09:57:02 PM

naughtyrev: A friend of mine proposed this years and years ago. I can't follow the link so I don't know if it's the same kind of thing, but his idea was to make it controllable by other people in the immediate area if you so desired. Think about that - pull out your iPhone, pick up a wifi signal and send a buzz to strangers. See if you can figure out who they are in a restaurant or wherever.


Wayne Coyne had a similar idea...
Link
 
2013-04-18 09:58:36 PM
It's the opposite of Mormon Magical Underwear!
 
2013-04-18 10:07:43 PM
This is relevant to my interests, by which I mean specifically the pair that the girl in the video was wearing.

Bring them to me immediately, I've just put the kettle on.
 
2013-04-18 10:12:49 PM
Pat Robertson just came out with Fundywear.

They burn your cock off if you look at another guy's ass....
 
2013-04-18 10:14:19 PM
At first, I thought "I don't know which is scarier.   Vibrating underwear or vibrating underwear that can be controlled from an iPhone or Android phone. "

And then I went "I know!  Hack a patch that ties the underwear together with the Ingress App. The closer you are to a portal, the more your underwear vibrates! "
 
2013-04-18 10:17:27 PM

SpdrJay: Pat Robertson just came out with Fundywear.

They burn your cock off if you look at another guy's ass....


Brilliant
 
2013-04-18 10:40:36 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: iCame


And here's an appropriate stimulus:

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2013-04-18 10:50:13 PM
The next big thing from Durex: Boobies that inflate/deflate/wiggle on control from an iPhone. New from Durex, "Magnifi-tits"!
 
2013-04-18 10:54:15 PM
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2013-04-18 10:58:19 PM
They need to shrink the battery pack.  A 4 pack of AA cells just get a little bulky and heavy.  Does the bra also have a battery pack or share energy with the panties?
 
2013-04-18 11:10:19 PM
I read that as 'pyrex' and was extremely confused and worried for my baking.

I should probably go to bed.
 
2013-04-18 11:27:25 PM
This is new?

Not that i need it -- The raw sexuality coursing through my veins hums like an overloaded transformer and can set women off at 50 yards.
 
2013-04-18 11:31:59 PM
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2013-04-18 11:45:05 PM
There's a fap for that
 
2013-04-19 12:08:57 AM
Wireless haptic sleeves/pads/ben wa balls/squeezers/pokers/strokers/lickers/flickers (buy what one `needs' and get a 6 month membership free); whole new world of minimum wage phone sex agents with cubicle walls covered by `game controllers' of every shape and size (ah, yes, the human `touch'...  some `Mumbai maiden', I'd guess...).  Would think that the lag wouldn't have to be considered, as it is in a teleoperative cardiac procedure being `performed in' BejingOmaha.

Cheap seats will just set their units to vibrate and shove it down their pants.

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2013-04-19 12:22:25 AM

Ebenator: naughtyrev: A friend of mine proposed this years and years ago. I can't follow the link so I don't know if it's the same kind of thing, but his idea was to make it controllable by other people in the immediate area if you so desired. Think about that - pull out your iPhone, pick up a wifi signal and send a buzz to strangers. See if you can figure out who they are in a restaurant or wherever.

Wayne Coyne had a similar idea...
Link


Wayne Coyne doesn't need the remote to get the effects.
 
2013-04-19 12:56:43 AM

Saiga410: They need to shrink the battery pack.  A 4 pack of AA cells just get a little bulky and heavy.  Does the bra also have a battery pack or share energy with the panties?


I bought the mrs a remote control pair like this a bit over a decade ago. The battery pack/receiver was made to look like a pager, today you'd probably camo it as a smartphone.
 
2013-04-19 01:00:35 AM
Awesome. In the last 15 years there have been all kinds of iBrator jokes, but now somebody's finally done it for real.
 
2013-04-19 01:35:56 AM
iPhone? What have you got that works with a 2006 basic model Nokia brick phone?
 
2013-04-19 01:50:25 AM
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2013-04-19 02:09:43 AM

Fark Me To Tears: iPhone? What have you got that works with a 2006 basic model Nokia brick phone?


1. Set phone to vibrate.

2. Insert phone in orifice of choice.

3. Write cell phone number on various bathroom stalls.

4. Profit.

Mine is better, by the way, because crowdsourcing.
 
2013-04-19 03:31:07 AM

neongoats: I mean, it's not like a new concept. Other than the controlling it by smartphone bit.

I guess I just don't get the big negative spin by the article. Like orgasm devices are a waste of precious R&D resources that could have been used to save the endangered pea shrew.


It's an additional nickel not going toward life extension technology.
 
2013-04-19 05:10:59 AM
Considering what these are used for and the potential for mess making, I'm a little upset that there's no mention of how these things can be washed.
 
2013-04-19 05:52:42 AM
Meh. Actually there's been similar shiat out for years, clunkier and computer hooked up but same premise. I've never tried any of them, but the problem is it's just something that sounds better than what it is. Sex toys are fun, but generally require more manipulation than 'sit on the buzz'. After the initial novelty, there's just better options for fun.

Not that I don't hope they improve, I do. But it's not really near 'awesome!' yet. And the kissing one. Ugh. UGGGGH.
 
2013-04-19 06:11:42 AM

FatMason: Considering what these are used for and the potential for mess making, I'm a little upset that there's no mention of how these things can be washed.


Oh, come now!
 
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