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    More: Amusing, Trojans, direct free kicks, Michael Solis  
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2013-04-18 04:41:39 PM
Oh, my goodness gracious.
 
2013-04-18 04:45:15 PM
With 18 seconds left, Solis stung his shot across the face of goal, where it snuck inside the far post to tie the game. University's bench erupted.

This whole thing has got to be on purpose
 
2013-04-18 04:47:03 PM
I wonder if any players will be ejaculated -- err, ejected
 
2013-04-18 05:15:12 PM
I'm spent.
 
2013-04-18 06:01:06 PM
Yeah there were a few intentional ribs in there, for our pleasure.
 
2013-04-18 06:07:01 PM
Unbeaten Trojans hope fluid possession style leads to first state crown

The Trojans had only been to the regional final once, in 2010, when they were buried

the extension of Solis' high school career

Solis stung his shot across the face of goal, where it snuck inside the far post

University's bench erupted.

About a half hour later, University hit all of its free kicks to squeeze past Lee

The Trojans erupted again.

the Trojans heard plenty of noise about Waller, which was loaded up with talent

only three boys' teams have pulled off

already gone somewhere no team has in the last 11 years.

That leaves University with an open door to history.

When the Trojans do gather possession, they value it, keeping the ball as they explode upfield in controlled bursts dictated by the openings they can find.

From his position as the tip of the defensive spear

University's midfielders constantly swarming every open crevasse

Like two rivers flowing into a reservoir of talent

solidified the Trojans' playing style


OH COME ON!
 
2013-04-18 06:46:48 PM
I kinda feel dirty just seeing this as the top of the page...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-18 07:11:36 PM
Well, I know I need to hit the showers
 
2013-04-18 07:55:52 PM
Those jerseys are ribbed for her pleasure.
 
2013-04-18 07:58:06 PM
Well, if you are a reporter, and you don't have the job of writing about Boston, you have to do something to stand out among the crowd
 
2013-04-18 07:59:59 PM
This gives the Trojans an incredible amount of flexibility pressing its back four only three boys' teams have pulled off perfect unbeaten Trojans don't get much action in the back, It's an incredible feeling

annnnnd I'm spent
 
2013-04-18 08:00:38 PM

Ghost Roach: Well, if you are a reporter, and you don't have the job of writing about Boston, you have to do something to stand out among the crowd

O_O
 
2013-04-18 08:01:59 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: I'm spent.


you too?
 
2013-04-18 08:02:40 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-18 08:05:01 PM
This was a slightly less than two beers inspired article.
 
2013-04-18 08:07:17 PM
Remember Don't Forget
s15.postimg.org
The TROJANS!!!
 
2013-04-18 08:10:36 PM
Fat
 
2013-04-18 08:12:08 PM

Ghost Roach: Well, if you are a reporter, and you don't have the job of writing about Boston, you have to do something to stand out among the crowd


Keep in mind, no one in Waco is reading about soccer today. They're probably reading about that enormous fertilizer explosion down the road
 
2013-04-18 08:13:38 PM
Sounds like they've been hard at practice...

http://youtu.be/0rex1ub5VJo
 
2013-04-18 08:18:18 PM
Hehe.. Rubbers
 
2013-04-18 08:21:24 PM
Penis.
 
2013-04-18 08:36:49 PM

King Something: Penis.


balls
 
2013-04-18 08:37:44 PM

DubtodaIll: This was a slightly less than two beers inspired article.


Dead on description. Good work.
 
2013-04-18 08:41:41 PM
My junior high school was the Trojans. We did all the gags.
 
2013-04-18 09:16:41 PM
I'm glad the players were able to come together in an explosive victory.
 
2013-04-18 10:42:39 PM
Nipples.
 
2013-04-18 11:35:19 PM
Nice catch, Subby.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:44 AM

stuffy: My junior high school was the Trojans. We did all the gags.


Kinky...

/NTTAWT
 
2013-04-19 03:48:40 PM
Cocks.....
 
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