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(Huffington Post)   Heather Locklear recommends daily facials to keep skin looking smooth and youthful   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 71
    More: Hero, Heather Locklear, facials, life extension, TMZ, skin, skin cares  
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7919 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 18 Apr 2013 at 5:10 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-18 05:11:24 PM  
First farker in line!
 
2013-04-18 05:13:07 PM  
Weeners
 
2013-04-18 05:13:16 PM  
Somebody came up with a great idea.
 
2013-04-18 05:14:09 PM  
That is not what I typed?
 
2013-04-18 05:16:37 PM  

doofusss: That is not what I typed?


Please stop spending your $5/mo and go back to litertown.
 
2013-04-18 05:17:20 PM  
Finally, my calling.

You failed me for the last time "What Color Is Your Parachute."
 
2013-04-18 05:23:12 PM  
Peter North can open a chain of beauty salons now...

On another note, I can see a sudden spike in domestic disputes this week...

"come on honey, Heather says it's good for you. Hold still.."
 
2013-04-18 05:23:30 PM  
This may be a better job than Katy Perry boob adjuster
 
2013-04-18 05:25:38 PM  

Summoner101: This may be a better job than Katy Perry boob adjuster


But not Alison Brie Camel Toe Smoother.
 
2013-04-18 05:37:07 PM  
i.huffpost.com

I have enough for both
 
2013-04-18 05:40:31 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Repeat daily for maximum effectiveness

/absolutely
//like a boss
 
2013-04-18 05:42:17 PM  
I'm more than willing to help her and her daughter maintain their beauty regimen.
 
2013-04-18 05:44:12 PM  
I have a permanent supply if she ever runs low.
 
2013-04-18 05:51:35 PM  
I should see if the skin on my stomach looks smooth.
 
2013-04-18 05:57:41 PM  
Semen.
 
2013-04-18 05:58:44 PM  
My wife suddenly doesn't think aging is such and thing.
 
182
2013-04-18 06:03:45 PM  
The Tommy Lee facial.....
 
182
2013-04-18 06:04:20 PM  
....with Richie Sambora conditioning.
 
2013-04-18 06:06:24 PM  
I once dated a girl that claimed to be allergic to semen. She probably looks like Mumm-ra the Ever-Living now.
 
2013-04-18 06:10:47 PM  

MagSeven: I once dated a girl that claimed to be allergic to semen. She probably looks like Mumm-ra the Ever-Living now.


So, fark her in the ass and watch her scratch her but all day
 
2013-04-18 06:11:06 PM  

Zoomaster: [i.huffpost.com image 570x892]

I have enough for both


Those corpse legs are all yours buddy.
 
2013-04-18 06:13:15 PM  

Brick-House: MagSeven: I once dated a girl that claimed to be allergic to semen. She probably looks like Mumm-ra the Ever-Living now.

So, fark her in the ass and watch her scratch her but all day


stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-04-18 06:17:11 PM  
so why do porn actresses look so worn out?
 
2013-04-18 06:18:39 PM  

Zoomaster: [i.huffpost.com image 570x892]

I have enough for both


Dude she's 15. You got to wait three more years for that.
 
2013-04-18 06:30:29 PM  
In the immortal words of Shakespeare:  "I'd givest thou the hot beef injection"
 
2013-04-18 06:34:37 PM  

doofusss: That is not what I typed?


It's almost as though there's some sort of programming in place that maybe, I don't know, filters what people post.
 
2013-04-18 06:42:11 PM  

Brick-House: MagSeven: I once dated a girl that claimed to be allergic to semen. She probably looks like Mumm-ra the Ever-Living now.

So, fark her in the ass and watch her scratch her but all day


But all day what?
 
2013-04-18 06:55:42 PM  
I hope she relaxes the bull first.
 
2013-04-18 06:58:33 PM  

lasercannon: Zoomaster: [i.huffpost.com image 570x892]

I have enough for both

Dude she's 15. You got to wait three more years for that.


Something something 15 year olds didn't look like that in my day.

/off-lawn
 
2013-04-18 07:07:32 PM  
Who could forget this poster of her from the '80s? I won mine at the county fair.
i763.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-18 07:09:36 PM  

meanmutton: doofusss: That is not what I typed?

It's almost as though there's some sort of programming in place that maybe, I don't know, filters what people post.


You might be the first person to ever notice that!
 
2013-04-18 07:12:15 PM  

penguinfark: meanmutton: doofusss: That is not what I typed?

It's almost as though there's some sort of programming in place that maybe, I don't know, filters what people post.

You might be the first  weenersperson to ever notice that!


Pet peeve
 
IP
2013-04-18 07:12:35 PM  

Badafuco: Who could forget this poster of her from the '80s? I won mine at the county fair.
[i763.photobucket.com image 385x477]


wat.
 
2013-04-18 07:14:08 PM  

Badafuco: Who could forget this poster of her from the '80s? I won mine at the county fair.
[i763.photobucket.com image 385x477]


Are you fishing?

I'll bite, that's not her
 
2013-04-18 07:17:49 PM  

Badafuco: Who could forget this poster of her from the '80s? I won mine at the county fair.
[i763.photobucket.com image 385x477]


Yeah, I had this one...
25.media.tumblr.com

Ahhh, the life of a towel...
 
2013-04-18 07:19:23 PM  

tkgeisha: Badafuco: Who could forget this poster of her from the '80s? I won mine at the county fair.
[i763.photobucket.com image 385x477]

Are you fishing?

I'll bite, that's not her


Yup -- that's Heather Thomas, who blew up her career with drugs and probably looks about 80 today.
 
IP
2013-04-18 07:21:13 PM  

Speaker2Animals: tkgeisha: Badafuco: Who could forget this poster of her from the '80s? I won mine at the county fair.
[i763.photobucket.com image 385x477]

Are you fishing?

I'll bite, that's not her

Yup -- that's Heather Thomas, who blew up her career with drugs and probably looks about 80 today.


upload.wikimedia.org

That's one fine looking 80.
 
2013-04-18 07:33:34 PM  

MagSeven: I once dated a girl that claimed to be allergic to semen. She probably looks like Mumm-ra the Ever-Living now.


But she still wanted to have kids one day right?
 
2013-04-18 07:33:54 PM  

Zoomaster: [i.huffpost.com image 570x892]

I have enough for both


Never thought I'd say this, but...look at the knees!  srsly.
 
2013-04-18 07:34:36 PM  

Summoner101: This may be a better job than Katy Perry boob adjuster
static.tumblr.com

 
2013-04-18 07:35:54 PM  

Flappyhead: MagSeven: I once dated a girl that claimed to be allergic to semen. She probably looks like Mumm-ra the Ever-Living now.

But she still wanted to have kids one day right?


No idea. We were still in high school so it never really came up.
 
2013-04-18 07:40:10 PM  

MagSeven: Flappyhead: MagSeven: I once dated a girl that claimed to be allergic to semen. She probably looks like Mumm-ra the Ever-Living now.

But she still wanted to have kids one day right?

No idea. We were still in high school so it never really came up.


Heh, well I'll give her points for at least coming up with a creative excuse for not giving a beej.
 
2013-04-18 07:49:02 PM  
If it was true that facials work, wouldn't plastic surgeons be out of work?
 
2013-04-18 07:53:22 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: so why do porn actresses look so worn out?

 
2013-04-18 07:54:19 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-18 07:55:04 PM  

MagSeven: Flappyhead: MagSeven: I once dated a girl that claimed to be allergic to semen. She probably looks like Mumm-ra the Ever-Living now.

But she still wanted to have kids one day right?

No idea. We were still in high school so it never really came up.


If "it" wasn't coming up in high school, that can't be good
 
2013-04-18 08:34:00 PM  
Not for nothin', but Heather Locklear must be using the world's best plastic surgeon.
 
2013-04-18 09:33:52 PM  
First they discover it has negative calories, now they discover it is anti-aging for the skin. What's next, it prevents colon cancer?
 
2013-04-18 09:34:41 PM  

zipdog: First they discover it has negative calories, now they discover it is anti-aging for the skin. What's next, it prevents colon cancer?


Whitens teeth.
 
2013-04-18 09:43:23 PM  
I guess this explains why everybody thinks I'm 23 or 24 when I'm actually 30.
 
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