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2013-04-18 03:31:22 PM
Why?  Trying to get the taste of the USA Network series out of our mouths?

Who should play the "Lisa" part?
 
2013-04-18 03:39:15 PM
NOOOOO.

Here's an idea... try this on for size!
Make an Original movie.


/Oingo Boingo reunion?
//"Walking with a dead man over my shoulder..."
 
2013-04-18 03:51:30 PM
Actually, I'd probably watch that.
 
2013-04-18 03:54:37 PM
Godspeed North Korean long range nuclear missile program, you're our only hope.
 
2013-04-18 04:03:29 PM
In other words - `Hangover 4 - the Teenage Years'.
 
2013-04-18 04:03:59 PM

bopis: Godspeed North Korean long range nuclear missile program, you're our only hope.


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IT'S A MISSILE, GARY!!  THERE'S A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE!!!!
 
2013-04-18 04:10:33 PM
www.exposay.com

oh, hai!
 
2013-04-18 04:30:35 PM
He don't even have his license LIsa.
 
2013-04-18 04:38:51 PM
thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2013-04-18 05:06:00 PM

advres: He don't even have his license LIsa.


Well my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!
 
2013-04-18 05:07:15 PM
Sounds about as appealing as a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
 
2013-04-18 05:08:33 PM

FlashHarry: [www.exposay.com image 411x620]

oh, hai!


Who is that dude?
 
2013-04-18 05:10:19 PM
honeyinthesun.com

Who's going to play this guy?
 
2013-04-18 05:10:33 PM

Feral_and_Preposterous: FlashHarry: [www.exposay.com image 411x620]

oh, hai!

Who is that dude?


OK, so she's slightly bulkier.  Still.  Fist, angry god, most disappointing 5 minutes of her life, you know, all of that.
 
2013-04-18 05:10:42 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-04-18 05:12:29 PM
And I thought I'd have to wait for the Disney PG13 Han Solo movie to rape the last of my childhood.
 
2013-04-18 05:13:23 PM
whos the malaca that aprroved this?
 
2013-04-18 05:13:35 PM

FlashHarry: [www.exposay.com image 411x620]

oh, hai!


Would still tap that, just close my eyes real tight
 
2013-04-18 05:18:30 PM
Featuring Dean Chambers as Poop-Chet!

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2013-04-18 05:19:41 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Who should play the "Lisa" part?


i1126.photobucket.com

"What would you little maniacs like to do first?
 
2013-04-18 05:20:38 PM
I know who should play Lisa. Sara Jean Underwood
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She aint even human
 
2013-04-18 05:22:05 PM
I like John Hughes but I heard he wrote the script for the original Weird Science in 2 days, and it shows.
 
2013-04-18 05:24:37 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know who should play Lisa. Sara Jean Underwood
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She aint even human


I just found out my brother is actually good friends with her and her family.  Had no idea she was the POY he talked about.  Says she is super nice but kind of a bimbo.  Lives in the Portland area (where bro lives.)

/csb

And Kelly Brook is a PERFECT choice for the role.  Good call, Arachnophobe.
 
2013-04-18 05:34:40 PM
I would like everyone here to know that I wear a bra, on my head.
 
2013-04-18 05:41:24 PM

Bslim: I would like everyone here to know that I wear a bra, on my head.


Strictly for ceremonial purposes?
 
2013-04-18 05:46:41 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: And Kelly Brook is a PERFECT choice for the role.  Good call, Arachnophobe.


Cheers. First one to spring to mind, too. Some nice little synchronicity with the Kelly LeBrock / Kelly Brook thing, too. And she's a Brit. No idea if she can act, though.

Now, if they can get, say, Robert Downey Jr. and Kelly LeBrock to play Gary's parents, well, now we got something going here.
 
2013-04-18 05:55:52 PM
A hard "R" rating this time, please.
 
2013-04-18 06:15:50 PM

chevydeuce: Bslim: I would like everyone here to know that I wear a bra, on my head.

Strictly for ceremonial purposes?


Sometimes.
 
2013-04-18 06:25:27 PM
Welp, time to call Hollywood to pitch my remake of Adventures in Babysitting starring Taylor Swift.
 
2013-04-18 06:26:29 PM
pointlessnonsense.files.wordpress.com
Vanessa Angel is still.....holding up.
 
2013-04-18 06:40:23 PM
Gee, when is the Jaws remake due? And can we expect Close Encounters of the Third Kind starring Tom Hanks next year?
 
2013-04-18 06:40:32 PM

Dixon Cider: Make an Original movie.


That's what independent artists are for.
 
2013-04-18 06:52:06 PM
Real Genius > Weird Science
 
2013-04-18 06:52:57 PM
Just give me the whole bottle
 
2013-04-18 06:53:53 PM
biatch Hollywood kneed my nuts man!
 
2013-04-18 07:07:57 PM

godwin5: Real Genius > Weird Science


Hammer that six-inch nail with the penis.
 
2013-04-18 07:11:40 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: advres: He don't even have his license LIsa.

Well my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!


Why don't you just shut up . . . biatch?
 
2013-04-18 07:13:54 PM

Arachnophobe: AdolfOliverPanties: And Kelly Brook is a PERFECT choice for the role.  Good call, Arachnophobe.

Cheers. First one to spring to mind, too. Some nice little synchronicity with the Kelly LeBrock / Kelly Brook thing, too. And she's a Brit. No idea if she can act, though.

Now, if they can get, say, Robert Downey Jr. and Kelly LeBrock to play Gary's parents, well, now we got something going here.


Except that it sounds like they're going to gender swap the characters (two female nerds and a hunky guy).
 
2013-04-18 07:18:39 PM
No thanks. Nothing could top the original.
 
2013-04-18 07:29:08 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Why?  Trying to get the taste of the USA Network series out of our mouths?

Who should play the "Lisa" part?


I liked that series :(
 
2013-04-18 07:31:06 PM

Dixon Cider: /Oingo Boingo reunion?
//"Walking with a dead man over my shoulder..."


I wish...Danny Elfman said it will never happen, because all the years of playing live left him with permanent hearing loss. Sucks...they were one of my favorite bands to see live, and we used to go to their Halloween show every year. :(
 
2013-04-18 07:35:07 PM
Bill Paxton's signature role.  Even more iconic than Hudson in my eyes.  To try to remake this crazy movie would be insane.
 
2013-04-18 07:37:41 PM

godwin5: Real Genius > Weird Science


No one questions that.  The problem was that slumber parties ended up stuck with "My Science Project" when "Weird Science" was rented out.  After about 45 minutes of that crap, kids would usually turn it off and watch the local news.
 
2013-04-18 07:45:54 PM
Chips...dips...chains...whips...
 
2013-04-18 07:50:42 PM

Cargo: AdolfOliverPanties: advres: He don't even have his license LIsa.

Well my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!

Why don't you just shut up . . . biatch?


And as for your ugly ass, you don't come into my friend's house, with your fa99ot friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place, and believe me you do stink. And here's what's gonna happen.  You're gonna get on your bikes, and you're gonna pedal your ugly asses out of here.
 
2013-04-18 07:54:53 PM

Mulchpuppy: godwin5: Real Genius > Weird Science

No one questions that.  The problem was that slumber parties ended up stuck with "My Science Project" when "Weird Science" was rented out.  After about 45 minutes of that crap, kids would usually turn it off and watch the local news.


I seem to recall enjoying "My Science Project", fwiw.
 
2013-04-18 07:56:58 PM

Premeditated_Road_Rage: Chips...dips...chains...whips...


chips, dips, chicks, peaches
 
2013-04-18 07:58:29 PM

godwin5: Real Genius > Weird Science


/weird science doesn't have Hilly. Therefore, that thingy is aiming the wrong way.

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2013-04-18 08:07:04 PM

shaft6969: godwin5: Real Genius > Weird Science

/weird science doesn't have Hilly. Therefore, that thingy is aiming the wrong way.

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Holy schnikes .. Judie Aronson. Between that flick and "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter" .... one of my mad 80s-youth crushes. Always said Gary could keep the blonde ... Hilly had it all over her.
 
2013-04-18 08:17:01 PM
Just no.

The original is a classic.
 
2013-04-18 08:49:03 PM
It was mentioned in a previous thread, but so many of these great 80's movies are carried by their cast. The scripts and scenes are just downright campy, but are endearing because of the cast involved. This is why these remakes usually stink. You can't capture that same magic.
 
2013-04-18 08:56:12 PM
It'll make its money back, end up in the Blu-Ray bargain bins for awhile, then be quietly forgotten about. While people will continue watching the original.
 
2013-04-18 08:59:28 PM
Olivia Wilde as Lisa. I would watch that.
 
2013-04-18 09:04:16 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Why?  Trying to get the taste of the USA Network series out of our mouths?

Don't come on here and tell people you have no taste. There's no need.
And having grown up with both, Vanessa Angel was a better Lisa.
There.
I said it.
 
2013-04-18 09:17:14 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Why?  Trying to get the taste of the USA Network series out of our mouths?

Who should play the "Lisa" part?



here Adolf is a pic for you an animated pic of the cast of the tv show on Duckman. Use it to torture them and erase the ide of the series out of your mind.

www.leetergesen.com

/ahh nineties Usa network Duckman, endless Wings marathons, just before the very very soft-core Silk stalkings good times good times
 
2013-04-18 09:50:20 PM

shaft6969: godwin5: Real Genius > Weird Science

/weird science doesn't have Hilly. Therefore, that thingy is aiming the wrong way.

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I like the way that thingy is aiming just fine.

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2013-04-18 10:05:14 PM

shaft6969: /weird science doesn't have Hilly. Therefore, that thingy is aiming the wrong way.


good lord. **real genius doesn't have Hilly**

boonfarker: Holy schnikes .. Judie Aronson. Between that flick and "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter" .... one of my mad 80s-youth crushes. Always said Gary could keep the blonde ... Hilly had it all over her.


/no question she was hotter than the blonde, by a mile. but you forgot American Ninja. yum
 
2013-04-18 10:20:12 PM
I second the motion that Lisa be played by Kelly Brook.
 
2013-04-18 10:36:39 PM

Old enough to know better: It'll make its money back, end up in the Blu-Ray bargain bins for awhile, then be quietly forgotten about. While people will continue watching the original.


Yup. My GF recently got it from iTunes. It's still making money.

/not to mention the 387 times I must have rented it as a young'n, plus the VHS copy I later purchased
//seriously, get off my lawn
 
2013-04-18 10:39:35 PM

stomp442: Olivia Wilde as Lisa. I would watch that.


Damn...that's a excellent point.
 
2013-04-18 10:49:16 PM
If only we had Liz Hurley circa 2000 for LIsa.
 
2013-04-18 11:01:04 PM
And as much as I want to punch the guy.  Dane Cook as Chet.
 
2013-04-18 11:09:35 PM
Tell you what. You bend over, and I'll shove that remake straight up yo ass!
 
2013-04-18 11:11:09 PM
This is another one of those deals where if they changed a detail or 2 and the title and pretended it was a different movie I would feel better about it. Kinda like Point Break. Switch it to quarter mile racing and call it Fast and Furious and it was pretty OK, I will likely dislike the remake.
 
2013-04-19 12:27:35 AM

MagSeven: Vanessa Angel is still.....holding up.


I loved her in Viking Quest.
 
2013-04-19 12:28:30 AM

FlashHarry: [www.exposay.com image 411x620]

oh, hai!


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2013-04-19 12:40:13 AM

OtherLittleGuy: godwin5: Real Genius > Weird Science

Hammer that six-inch nail with the penis.


Not right now.
 
2013-04-19 12:46:42 AM
I fairly confident my first wet dream was screwing Kelly Lebrock and I'm pretty sure it was Weird Science given the dream's setting, but having seen her bush in Woman in Red, that easily would have influenced things.
 
2013-04-19 05:01:44 AM
Drop and give me 20

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2013-04-19 05:23:40 AM
And here's my vote for the new Lisa

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2013-04-19 07:31:30 AM

Wolf892: And here's my vote for the new Lisa

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Stacey Brook is still my prohibitive favorite, but good choice.
 
2013-04-19 08:52:09 AM

advres: He don't even have his license LIsa.


gimmie da keys
 
2013-04-19 09:01:33 AM

DMZ DEATH: advres: He don't even have his license LIsa.

gimmie da keys


You two can't even take a shower with a beautiful women without wearing your jeans!
 
2013-04-19 11:36:16 AM

stomp442: Olivia Wilde as Lisa. I would watch that.


Came to say this much.

Pleased and leaving.
 
2013-04-19 03:08:14 PM
I have seen it probably 50+ times and the "Gary was just taking a s@#$"  faceslap part gets me every single time.

Favorite line is the "how about you bend over and I'll stick the whole bottle..." one.   I got some mileage out of that.
 
2013-04-19 03:11:45 PM
"Do you have anything in leather, rubber, or barbed wire?"
 
2013-04-19 04:21:47 PM

browntimmy: I like John Hughes but I heard he wrote the script for the original Weird Science in 2 days, and it shows.




www.moviefancentral.com
 
2013-04-19 05:49:17 PM

shaft6969: shaft6969: /weird science doesn't have Hilly. Therefore, that thingy is aiming the wrong way.

good lord. **real genius doesn't have Hilly**

boonfarker: Holy schnikes .. Judie Aronson. Between that flick and "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter" .... one of my mad 80s-youth crushes. Always said Gary could keep the blonde ... Hilly had it all over her.

/no question she was hotter than the blonde, by a mile. but you forgot American Ninja. yum


Right! I'd forgotten all about that one. Sounds like I'll be digging into the archives this weekend. And from what I've seen of her on IMDB, she's aged quite beautifully as well.
 
2013-04-19 05:51:11 PM
I've had it with these MOTHERFARKIN' REMAKES on this MOTHERFARKIN' PLANE!!
 
2013-04-19 06:39:01 PM

boonfarker: Right! I'd forgotten all about that one. Sounds like I'll be digging into the archives this weekend. And from what I've seen of her on IMDB, she's aged quite beautifully as well.


/ yes. I would like to shower with her. wearing my jeans. then watch her do gymnastics. she owns a pilates shop, i'm betting she's very fit. and then i'd kick michael dudikoff's ass and bang her
 
2013-04-20 12:39:21 AM

Arachnophobe: AdolfOliverPanties: Who should play the "Lisa" part?

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"What would you little maniacs like to do first?


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