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(Right Wing Watch)   Pat Robertson tells viewers to stay away from Dungeons & Dragons because it has "literally destroyed people's lives." Prevented lives from being created, maybe. But "destroyed"?   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 117
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2013-04-18 03:41:16 PM
13 votes:
i.imgur.com

See, people?  Literally.
2013-04-18 03:18:36 PM
12 votes:
Not if you make the saving throw
2013-04-18 03:32:58 PM
8 votes:
Where are the Cheetos?
Where's the Mountain Dew?
Can I have a Mountain Dew?
I'm gonna get a soda; anyone want one? Hey, Graham, I'm not in the room, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vChEPj0dXXk

This is so old and busted.
2013-04-18 03:12:28 PM
8 votes:
I know that I have died thanks to D&D hundreds of times in the 25+ years I have been playing.
Clearly he knows what he is talking about
2013-04-18 05:06:59 PM
7 votes:
Jesus saves!

/the rest of you take full damage
2013-04-18 05:13:19 PM
6 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-18 03:34:36 PM
6 votes:
Not only are his thinking and philosophy archaic, so are his targets.  I wonder what he thinks about Pogs?
2013-04-18 06:18:43 PM
5 votes:
Criminey, do I gots to do eveything myself?

i.qkme.me
2013-04-18 05:12:47 PM
5 votes:
Pat, I'm sorry, but it's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.
2013-04-18 03:36:17 PM
5 votes:
1983 called, it wanted its manufactured outrage back...
2013-04-18 05:45:19 PM
4 votes:
When I was in high school I was very into D&D and other RPGs. At the time there was a media backlash, one of the first ones probably. At the time we had a house cleaner in once a week. One day my Mom said "the house cleaner found your D&D books, she was horrified and told me I need to make you stop playing". I was quite shocked. Then she said "so I fired her".
2013-04-18 05:19:08 PM
4 votes:

tortilla burger: D&D teaches valuable life lessons. I've learned that it's better to cast magic missile at the darkness rather than curse it.

Or something.


D&D taught me that dead orcs are easier to loot than live ones.
2013-04-18 04:45:44 PM
4 votes:
The deftly fast bard known as Robertson quietly strolled into the court yard that day. It was a wonderful day with the sun up high, the air cool with a soft spring breeze and townsfolk hustling amongst the flowing crowds. Robertson took up position nearby an aging weeping willow, standing tall in his brightly adorned garb. He slowly but with great intent withdrew his instrument, wonderfully inlaid with rivulets of mithril and carved from the bleached bones of a dragon.

*rolls charisma check
*check failed

No sooner than he arrived, entire throngs of crowds began to gather nearby some to cheer but most to jeer.

*dexterity check
*check passed

Soon the noise of the crowd easily overtook the failing bard and he retreated from the town square finding a nearby shadow to hide while the mob passed. He hid in the shadow thinking to himself "If only they knew". For what the crowd had no idea was that the evil Baron had hired the Bard to distract the townsfolk while he had his men slip into the mines and steal what they could.
2013-04-18 03:43:55 PM
4 votes:
I accidentally hit a button on my car radio and heard 30 seconds of a Metallica song -- did I just worship Satan?
2013-04-18 03:37:57 PM
4 votes:
huiothesian.files.wordpress.com

openclipart.org

/Oblig
2013-04-18 08:04:43 PM
3 votes:
I'm not scared of destruction . . . I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage.


/ best. x-files. ever.
2013-04-18 05:43:37 PM
3 votes:
I played D&D as a kid, and 25 years later I seem to be a well-adjusted adult with a wife and house and car and kids and cat and dog.  And I almost never sacrifice virgins and drink their blood.
2013-04-18 05:08:17 PM
3 votes:
Fourth edition D&D IS a tool of Satan!

/Pathfinder is much better.
//Hero System 5th ed. is the greatest tabletop RPG of all time.
///Of. All. Time!
2013-04-18 05:07:12 PM
3 votes:
Well, 4th edition, maybe.
2013-04-18 05:07:11 PM
3 votes:
What if I'm playing a LG cleric of Yahweh? Still evil?
2013-04-18 04:30:20 PM
3 votes:
He was probably referring to the cartoon.

2.bp.blogspot.com

Stars like Willie Ames and Donny Most really didn't have a career after this flop.
2013-04-18 03:54:21 PM
3 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

It was just a movie, Pat.
2013-04-18 10:30:47 PM
2 votes:

loonatic112358: 2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."

I fire an arrow at the gazebo


It just stares at you, its expression wooden.
2013-04-18 09:33:53 PM
2 votes:

Kibbler: I remember back in the late 80's, some wacko church announced an event for everyone to bring in all of the albums, books, and other evil paraphernalia of that most decadent and horrible of Satanic cultural icons...Mr. Ed.

No really.  Mr Ed.

And it was no joke either.  The pastor fervently believed that Mr. Ed was sending Satanic messages to kids.  A character from a TV show that, even then, had been off the air for 30 years.

And there was a rally and a bonfire, and hundreds of people came, and they all had Mr. Ed junk.

It was at that point that any slender remaining faith I had in the non-idiocy of humanity evaporated.


Odd, considering the Bible features a talking donkey.
2013-04-18 08:18:18 PM
2 votes:

Anderson's Pooper: I can count three ordained ministers that were in my college D&D group.


That's a pretty cleric-heavy party.
2013-04-18 07:46:23 PM
2 votes:
Brought to you by the fine people at Terminate and Stay Resident.
2013-04-18 06:57:29 PM
2 votes:
Is it like 1980 all over?

Man, you're digging deep in the barrel of fear if you're coming up with D&D.

I mean, what about those teenagers, with their long hair and dungarees...
2013-04-18 06:47:34 PM
2 votes:
Okay, being against abortion, well everyone can have an opinion.
Against the pill, well I guess you don't have to use it.
Condoms are evil, you're pushing it.
Dungeons and dragons the next victim of reproduction control?  You've crossed the line.
My level 4 paladin seeks righteous vengeance.
2013-04-18 06:42:36 PM
2 votes:

Rreal: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 468x240]

See, people?  Literally.

It's funny because all the folks playing were girls, in the 80's

Seriously, I'm the only girl I know who played D&D in the 80's and I had a penis back then.


My god, D&D really does destroy things.
2013-04-18 06:35:46 PM
2 votes:
I stepped on a four sided dice as a child, and it has scarred me for life
2013-04-18 06:22:24 PM
2 votes:
I can remember back in the 80s when my mom tried to take my D&D books away from me (not because of Satan, but because she thought I was wasting too much time on it). I simply told her "Would you rather I be out running around drinking and doing drugs?"

I retained my books.

Of course it was only a few years later that I discovered alcohol did actually cure me of my D&D habit.
2013-04-18 06:15:38 PM
2 votes:

2wolves: Arachnophobe: 2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."

I call out to it.

Nothing happens.


I bet it's a mimic. Better poke it with the ten foot pole.
2013-04-18 05:54:28 PM
2 votes:
Pat Robertson:
Failing his save vs. personal delusion for decades.
2013-04-18 05:45:13 PM
2 votes:
I played D&D exactly one time
It took the DM three hours to set it up
Three minutes into the game I was killed by an exploding golden pig

/I'm with Pat on this one
2013-04-18 05:43:53 PM
2 votes:
"Literally Destroyed People's Lives". Pat, as an avid player of fantasy based games, including D&D, I can tell you that that's a sheer impossibility. We have no lives, and therefore cannot destroy them.

One of the top comments on the YouTube Video.
2013-04-18 05:29:27 PM
2 votes:

DerAppie: [25.media.tumblr.com image 714x429]


img.gawkerassets.com

thebrandrackley.files.wordpress.com

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-04-18 05:29:07 PM
2 votes:

orclover: D&nD has created at least 1 life.  Wife an I met at a D&D game.


This is kind of an unfortunate combination of name and comment. Just sayin'.
2013-04-18 05:24:00 PM
2 votes:
Wait, it's 1987 again?

D&D made me kill my brother. Lots of times. I always took his stuff, too.
2013-04-18 05:18:33 PM
2 votes:
D&D teaches valuable life lessons. I've learned that it's better to cast magic missile at the darkness rather than curse it.

Or something.
2013-04-18 05:17:16 PM
2 votes:

Eddie T. Head: downstairs: jigger: Is he having flashbacks to 1978? This is what they were saying back then. Also Knights In Satan's Service.

All Children, Devil's Children

I remember it being Anti Christ/Devil's Children.

We Are Satin's People was another one.


Satin's People? Fabulous!
2013-04-18 05:16:52 PM
2 votes:
www.demotivationalinc.com
2013-04-18 05:15:08 PM
2 votes:
I roll to disbelieve.
2013-04-18 05:14:26 PM
2 votes:
so i'm an evil occultist wizard?  huh.  must be a 3.5 prestige class or something.
2013-04-18 05:13:31 PM
2 votes:
No, he's right that Dungeons and Dragons "literally destroyed people's lives".

Certainly in Junior High/High School, playing that game did in fact "destroy my life" in that it wrecked any chance for me getting laid during that time period.
2013-04-18 05:12:53 PM
2 votes:
The only lives that D&D has ever destroyed have belonged to gazebos.
2013-04-18 05:08:52 PM
2 votes:
pda.medjugorje.ws

"Okay Jesus, let's see you roll for damage..."

i.i.com.com

"Oh my god! Oh my god, you rolled 0!! You...you DIED!"
2013-04-18 04:04:44 PM
2 votes:
Heh....I first read that as "Robert Pattinson", and I was going to make a joke about Twitards.
2013-04-18 04:02:10 PM
2 votes:
Pat, I have a Grand Master of Flowers that would like a word with you.
2013-04-18 04:00:10 PM
2 votes:
I had a distant aunt that wrote my mother a letter telling her that her son was going to burn in hell for eternity because he was playing D&D.

I didn't ever know who she was and didn't hear from her before or since.

Well a howdy doo to you too, Aunt Sunshine!

What an unpleasant bit of gristle that woman was, whoever she was.
2013-04-18 03:58:50 PM
2 votes:
Or maybe, as is the trend in sports nowadays, are televangelists doing "retro nights"?
2013-04-18 03:57:18 PM
2 votes:
Wow, Pat.  Did you fly back to 1984 or something?

Damn, I haven't heard a D&D/Satanism reference in like 25 years.

Blast from the past.
2013-04-18 03:37:13 PM
2 votes:
Marcie! Noooooo!
2013-04-18 10:30:14 PM
1 votes:
This is why I'm giving up D&D and any games that have magic in them.  From now on, my son and I will only play good, wholesome games without partaking in that soul tempting occult.

www.ludomaniaque.fr

diyblogger.net


Jesus approve.  I told that hooker she should have put the lotion on...
2013-04-18 10:18:47 PM
1 votes:
Dear Pat Robertson:

Christianity has destroyed so many, many lives. Dungeons & Dragons? Well, not so much.

Give up Christianity, Pat. I'll let you roll up a paladin.

Sincerely,
  Gamers
2013-04-18 09:47:54 PM
1 votes:

Farking Canuck: Sock Ruh Tease: Anderson's Pooper: I can count three ordained ministers that were in my college D&D group.

That's a pretty cleric-heavy party.

Between the plate armor and the endless healing the battles must take forever.


a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
2013-04-18 09:47:24 PM
1 votes:

loonatic112358: kiwimoogle84: loonatic112358: 2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."

I fire an arrow at the gazebo

Try casting Magic Missile.

*Unf*

only seems to have left a sticky residue on the wood


Why, did you spill your Mountain Dew?
2013-04-18 09:42:49 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: loonatic112358: 2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."

I fire an arrow at the gazebo

Try casting Magic Missile.


*Unf*

only seems to have left a sticky residue on the wood
2013-04-18 09:18:15 PM
1 votes:

Fano: [www.sjgames.com image 450x581]


SJG once had a GURPS system for using action figures as characters in a gaming scenario. Imagine Mum-Ra Vs Megatron or whatever. Someone used to think he was epic ownage hot sh*t with his Master of the Universe action figures until someone pulled out some "Heroes of The Bible" figures and messed him up.
2013-04-18 09:04:19 PM
1 votes:
It's OK Pat.

I too wish we were back in a simpler time where demonizing things solves all our problems.

The only time I ever thought D&D was a tool for Satan is when my pop stepped on a d4 while barefoot.
Took one extra special whupping for leaving toys on the floor that time.
2013-04-18 08:48:43 PM
1 votes:
www.sjgames.com
2013-04-18 08:40:16 PM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Anderson's Pooper: I can count three ordained ministers that were in my college D&D group.

That's a pretty cleric-heavy party.


Between the plate armor and the endless healing the battles must take forever.
2013-04-18 08:34:47 PM
1 votes:

neongoats: Antimatter: neongoats: Facetious_Speciest: What if I'm playing a LG cleric of Yahweh? Still evil?

YHWH is at BEST lawful neutral with evil tendencies. On a good day.

Old testament, I dunno, i'd go more with Lawful evil.  NT, however, would be neutral good I think.

Only the Yeshua cult. They cribbed the portfolio of Ilmater the crying god.


Ilmater was cribbed from Issek of the Jug, noobling.
2013-04-18 08:29:54 PM
1 votes:
He's probably still mad that he wasted a +3 arrow on a Gazebo one time.........
2013-04-18 08:29:53 PM
1 votes:

DigitalCoffee: Pat, I'm sorry, but it's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.


Maybe he'll roll up a fire-using mage so he can avenge his paladin.
2013-04-18 08:18:57 PM
1 votes:

eudemonist: Gotta disagree with Pat on this one.  D&D helped me _find_ God.


Did you kill him/her?

Worst idea ever putting stats in the books for gods...made em targets!
2013-04-18 07:36:42 PM
1 votes:
Anyone remember the special on 60 minutes or 20/20 or something in the 80's that proved D&D was a bunch of Satan worshippers?  I can't find it on youtube. Anyway, my Mom saw that and wouldn't let me play with my evil Satanist D&D friends in junior high.  She thought she was saving my life, but was actually saving my reputation.
2013-04-18 07:03:27 PM
1 votes:

loonatic112358: 2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."

I fire an arrow at the gazebo


Try casting Magic Missile.
2013-04-18 07:00:25 PM
1 votes:
Pat Robertson has gone full 1981.  You never go full 1981.
2013-04-18 06:54:56 PM
1 votes:
My D&D group is on their way over with pizza as I type this, so I'm getting a HUGE kick.
2013-04-18 06:44:27 PM
1 votes:
lh5.googleusercontent.com
2013-04-18 06:42:30 PM
1 votes:
Pat Robertson: 0
Gazebo: 1
2013-04-18 06:32:44 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Not only are his thinking and philosophy archaic, so are his targets.  I wonder what he thinks about Pogs?


POGs are the twiddly-winks of SATAN!

Except for Alf POGs. Remember Alf?
2013-04-18 06:31:53 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."


I fire an arrow at the gazebo
2013-04-18 06:18:24 PM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: Silverstaff: The Pastor made it clear that unless I brought in all my D&D books and "satanic idols" to be burned at the Church and confessed and repented in front of the Church that I was secretly a Satanist among them and repented that sin, I wouldn't be welcome at that Church anymore.

I don't think any in history ever didn't happen as much as this didn't happen.


Is that engrish?

I believe it. Met many "Christians" lately? Even the self proclaimed "not horribad" ones are delusional about d&d.

I don't even play d&d anymore, but I still use it as a "are you an evil, shiat eating christian" litmus test.

The problem is, its a fantasy game, but its the jesus freaks that literally believe in demons and devils coming to tear their souls out. Irony, or something.
2013-04-18 06:16:39 PM
1 votes:
D&D did more for abstinance than Pats "church"
2013-04-18 06:11:50 PM
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: The deftly fast bard known as Robertson quietly strolled into the court yard that day. It was a wonderful day with the sun up high, the air cool with a soft spring breeze and townsfolk hustling amongst the flowing crowds. Robertson took up position nearby an aging weeping willow, standing tall in his brightly adorned garb. He slowly but with great intent withdrew his instrument, wonderfully inlaid with rivulets of mithril and carved from the bleached bones of a dragon.

*rolls charisma check
*check failed

No sooner than he arrived, entire throngs of crowds began to gather nearby some to cheer but most to jeer.

*dexterity check
*check passed

Soon the noise of the crowd easily overtook the failing bard and he retreated from the town square finding a nearby shadow to hide while the mob passed. He hid in the shadow thinking to himself "If only they knew". For what the crowd had no idea was that the evil Baron had hired the Bard to distract the townsfolk while he had his men slip into the mines and steal what they could.


Then he was eaten by a grue.
2013-04-18 06:04:35 PM
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 468x240]

See, people?  Literally.


It's funny because all the folks playing were girls, in the 80's

Seriously, I'm the only girl I know who played D&D in the 80's and I had a penis back then.
2013-04-18 05:54:24 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
Is Bunkers & Badasses okay?
2013-04-18 05:46:48 PM
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: So... hundreds of those lost lives were you, then?

//Once had a character not make it out of the introduction scene.  I think our GM might have been mistaking it for Paranoia.


My brother GM'ed a game, and one of our characters forced a doorknob. I think he killed the entire party because we made him figure out the hardness of a doorknob.

But honestly? I had a half-elf priestess in D&D who died seven times in one campaign. Her life was Groundhog's Day.

/or that one episode of Supernatural
//TODAY IS TUESDAY
///IT WAS TUESDAY YESTERDAY
2013-04-18 05:32:14 PM
1 votes:
Wait till he hears about Magic The Gathering...
2013-04-18 05:27:13 PM
1 votes:
This was literally the first chick trac given to me when I was a kid. It involved faces melting when looking in a mirror after playing. I remember our DND neighborhood group were more freaked out that some obviously skeezy guy was stalking us and handing out hilarious and retarded pamphlets than anything he had to say about what it would do to us.
2013-04-18 05:25:56 PM
1 votes:
D&nD has created at least 1 life.  Wife an I met at a D&D game.
2013-04-18 05:20:31 PM
1 votes:
www1.pictures.zimbio.com

You guys, this is literally the most bonkers thing I have ever read.
2013-04-18 05:17:36 PM
1 votes:
I wonder what he'd think about Dark Heresy?  I suspect Robertson would be an monodominate member of the Inquisition...Ordo Hereticus of course.

i'm probably one of the very few people on fark that's actually got a bona fide Warrant of Trade tho.
2013-04-18 05:15:37 PM
1 votes:

Rhypskallion: If he cared about his viewers, he would tell them to stay away from alcohol.   With alcohol, there are decades of statistics showing the lives that have been destroyed.

That all remind me, I want to go to a D&D game on Friday.  What type of beer should I bring?


bythepint.com
2013-04-18 05:15:08 PM
1 votes:
Deadlands FTW.
2013-04-18 05:14:44 PM
1 votes:
Pffff... my lvl 3 sorcerer isn't destroying my life.

SilentStrider: I had a sorceror that would have loved Pat. Lawful evil infernal bloodline, who loved schtupping his twin sister (played by my wife.... And we'd never seen Game of Thrones at the time).  He would have done so many evil things to Pat.


So you and your wife roleplay incest?
2013-04-18 05:14:36 PM
1 votes:

Katolu: xanadian: 1983 called, it wanted its manufactured outrage back...

No kidding. It's played by middle-aged professional family guys now.


My group consists of 7 guys. 5 of us are married, 4 with kids.

We're all in our thirties and forties, mostly with advanced degrees.

Thursday nights we get tore up on fine weed and craft beers, order pizza and run thru Temple of Elemental Evil, using 1st edition rules.

/yeah! Its thursday!
2013-04-18 05:13:40 PM
1 votes:
Is it the 80's again?

I just got another expansion for Munchkin. My kids love that game.

//Except the "Baby Oil" card, my eldest was a little disturbed by that particular card.
2013-04-18 05:11:58 PM
1 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: At first I was a elven thief, it was a gateway to burglary and then grand theft auto.

My bag of holding was often holding weed.


Should have been a halfling thief, the bag of weed of holding is standard issue!
2013-04-18 05:11:08 PM
1 votes:
Pat needs to substitute "Dungeons and Dragons" with a more appropriate one for the time period, "Facebook".  That site can ruin lives.
2013-04-18 05:10:09 PM
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Nadie_AZ: Where are the Cheetos?
Where's the Mountain Dew?
Can I have a Mountain Dew?
I'm gonna get a soda; anyone want one? Hey, Graham, I'm not in the room, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vChEPj0dXXk

This is so old and busted.

Yes, very old but still very apt. I wish it wasn't, but it is.


It doesn't ever get old to me, but I was not a long-term RPG player, so take it with a grain of salt. Plus, if I didn't find some way of liking it, I would have punched in my fiancé's face a long time ago after the thousandth time he'd said, "But I wanna DOOOO them!"
Bf+
2013-04-18 05:09:41 PM
1 votes:
That's why I stick with "Tunnels and Trolls"
www.freedungeons.com
2013-04-18 05:09:28 PM
1 votes:
It literally destroyed my life because I was slain by an elf.
2013-04-18 05:08:57 PM
1 votes:
If he was talking about the movie, he makes a good point.
2013-04-18 05:08:45 PM
1 votes:
At first I was a elven thief, it was a gateway to burglary and then grand theft auto.

My bag of holding was often holding weed.
2013-04-18 05:08:29 PM
1 votes:

downstairs: jigger: Is he having flashbacks to 1978? This is what they were saying back then. Also Knights In Satan's Service.

All Children, Devil's Children


I remember it being Anti Christ/Devil's Children.

We Are Satin's People was another one.
2013-04-18 05:08:24 PM
1 votes:
I figuratively face palmed.

Seriously, if I literally did it after reading every headline of the dumbass derp I would need facial reconstruction surgery.
2013-04-18 05:08:23 PM
1 votes:
Funny, I thought it was Pat Robertson that destroyed lives.

What playing d&d does is give WOTC money, which I'm generally against. But my hate has abated a lot since they put the back catalog up on PDF for cheap download. That earned WOTC a shiatton of brownie points.
2013-04-18 05:08:05 PM
1 votes:
Mazes and Monsters is a far out game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFIWUYr0n10

And Oscar winner Tom Hanks amazing performance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfxXug5ZMdk
2013-04-18 05:07:51 PM
1 votes:
Who the fark submitted this weary old rubbish?

I hope the Phelps herd pickets Pat's funeral when he finally finally kicks it.
2013-04-18 05:07:46 PM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: I had a sorceror that would have loved Pat. Lawful evil infernal bloodline, who loved schtupping his twin sister (played by my wife.... And we'd never seen Game of Thrones at the time).  He would have done so many evil things to Pat.


are you talking about Pat or the Sorcerer here?
2013-04-18 05:07:18 PM
1 votes:

downstairs: jigger: Is he having flashbacks to 1978? This is what they were saying back then. Also Knights In Satan's Service.

All Children, Devil's Children


I heard it as "Against Christ, Devil's Children"
2013-04-18 05:06:57 PM
1 votes:
Mazes & Monsters, D&D cartoon ... I love this thread.
2013-04-18 05:06:35 PM
1 votes:

downstairs: jigger: Is he having flashbacks to 1978? This is what they were saying back then. Also Knights In Satan's Service.

All Children, Devil's Children


wasn't it, anti christ, devils child
Bf+
2013-04-18 05:05:17 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
Tom Hanks approves...
2013-04-18 05:04:37 PM
1 votes:
In other news Pat Roberton is trapped in a time loop.
2013-04-18 05:03:17 PM
1 votes:
Is he having flashbacks to 1978? This is what they were saying back then. Also Knights In Satan's Service.
2013-04-18 05:02:45 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Not only are his thinking and philosophy archaic, so are his targets.  I wonder what he thinks about Pogs?


you mean hawiian devil circles?
2013-04-18 04:50:31 PM
1 votes:
I had a sorceror that would have loved Pat. Lawful evil infernal bloodline, who loved schtupping his twin sister (played by my wife.... And we'd never seen Game of Thrones at the time).  He would have done so many evil things to Pat.
2013-04-18 04:33:04 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: Pat, I have a Grand Master of Flowers that would like a word quivering palm with you.


Oh yeah. I went there.
2013-04-18 04:11:00 PM
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 468x240]

See, people?  Literally.


What kind of DM doesn't allow a saving throw against traps?

LAME.
2013-04-18 04:09:26 PM
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Nadie_AZ: Where are the Cheetos?
Where's the Mountain Dew?
Can I have a Mountain Dew?
I'm gonna get a soda; anyone want one? Hey, Graham, I'm not in the room, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vChEPj0dXXk

This is so old and busted.


Yes, very old but still very apt. I wish it wasn't, but it is.
2013-04-18 04:06:58 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 304x296]

It was just a movie, Pat.


Came for the Mazes & Monsters reference, leaving wishing I could shove Pat Robertson off of the Empire State building...
2013-04-18 03:54:18 PM
1 votes:
womenunplugged.files.wordpress.com

Pat Robertson was exaggerating.
2013-04-18 03:40:13 PM
1 votes:
Bree yark!
2013-04-18 03:34:47 PM
1 votes:
Not the Ded Alewives. That stuff is hilarious, still.
 
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