tortilla burger: D&D teaches valuable life lessons. I've learned that it's better to cast magic missile at the darkness rather than curse it.Or something.
loonatic112358: 2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."I fire an arrow at the gazebo
Kibbler: I remember back in the late 80's, some wacko church announced an event for everyone to bring in all of the albums, books, and other evil paraphernalia of that most decadent and horrible of Satanic cultural icons...Mr. Ed.No really. Mr Ed.And it was no joke either. The pastor fervently believed that Mr. Ed was sending Satanic messages to kids. A character from a TV show that, even then, had been off the air for 30 years.And there was a rally and a bonfire, and hundreds of people came, and they all had Mr. Ed junk.It was at that point that any slender remaining faith I had in the non-idiocy of humanity evaporated.
Anderson's Pooper: I can count three ordained ministers that were in my college D&D group.
Rreal: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 468x240]See, people? Literally.It's funny because all the folks playing were girls, in the 80'sSeriously, I'm the only girl I know who played D&D in the 80's and I had a penis back then.
2wolves: Arachnophobe: 2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."I call out to it.Nothing happens.
DerAppie: [25.media.tumblr.com image 714x429]
orclover: D&nD has created at least 1 life. Wife an I met at a D&D game.
Eddie T. Head: downstairs: jigger: Is he having flashbacks to 1978? This is what they were saying back then. Also Knights In Satan's Service.All Children, Devil's ChildrenI remember it being Anti Christ/Devil's Children.We Are Satin's People was another one.
Farking Canuck: Sock Ruh Tease: Anderson's Pooper: I can count three ordained ministers that were in my college D&D group.That's a pretty cleric-heavy party.Between the plate armor and the endless healing the battles must take forever.
loonatic112358: kiwimoogle84: loonatic112358: 2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."I fire an arrow at the gazeboTry casting Magic Missile.*Unf*only seems to have left a sticky residue on the wood
kiwimoogle84: loonatic112358: 2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."I fire an arrow at the gazeboTry casting Magic Missile.
Fano: [www.sjgames.com image 450x581]
Sock Ruh Tease: Anderson's Pooper: I can count three ordained ministers that were in my college D&D group.That's a pretty cleric-heavy party.
neongoats: Antimatter: neongoats: Facetious_Speciest: What if I'm playing a LG cleric of Yahweh? Still evil?YHWH is at BEST lawful neutral with evil tendencies. On a good day.Old testament, I dunno, i'd go more with Lawful evil. NT, however, would be neutral good I think.Only the Yeshua cult. They cribbed the portfolio of Ilmater the crying god.
DigitalCoffee: Pat, I'm sorry, but it's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.
eudemonist: Gotta disagree with Pat on this one. D&D helped me _find_ God.
Diogenes: Not only are his thinking and philosophy archaic, so are his targets. I wonder what he thinks about Pogs?
2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."
The Muthaship: Silverstaff: The Pastor made it clear that unless I brought in all my D&D books and "satanic idols" to be burned at the Church and confessed and repented in front of the Church that I was secretly a Satanist among them and repented that sin, I wouldn't be welcome at that Church anymore.I don't think any in history ever didn't happen as much as this didn't happen.
IdBeCrazyIf: The deftly fast bard known as Robertson quietly strolled into the court yard that day. It was a wonderful day with the sun up high, the air cool with a soft spring breeze and townsfolk hustling amongst the flowing crowds. Robertson took up position nearby an aging weeping willow, standing tall in his brightly adorned garb. He slowly but with great intent withdrew his instrument, wonderfully inlaid with rivulets of mithril and carved from the bleached bones of a dragon.*rolls charisma check*check failedNo sooner than he arrived, entire throngs of crowds began to gather nearby some to cheer but most to jeer.*dexterity check*check passedSoon the noise of the crowd easily overtook the failing bard and he retreated from the town square finding a nearby shadow to hide while the mob passed. He hid in the shadow thinking to himself "If only they knew". For what the crowd had no idea was that the evil Baron had hired the Bard to distract the townsfolk while he had his men slip into the mines and steal what they could.
dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 468x240]See, people? Literally.
Jim_Callahan: So... hundreds of those lost lives were you, then?//Once had a character not make it out of the introduction scene. I think our GM might have been mistaking it for Paranoia.
Rhypskallion: If he cared about his viewers, he would tell them to stay away from alcohol. With alcohol, there are decades of statistics showing the lives that have been destroyed.That all remind me, I want to go to a D&D game on Friday. What type of beer should I bring?
SilentStrider: I had a sorceror that would have loved Pat. Lawful evil infernal bloodline, who loved schtupping his twin sister (played by my wife.... And we'd never seen Game of Thrones at the time). He would have done so many evil things to Pat.
Katolu: xanadian: 1983 called, it wanted its manufactured outrage back...No kidding. It's played by middle-aged professional family guys now.
Random Anonymous Blackmail: At first I was a elven thief, it was a gateway to burglary and then grand theft auto.My bag of holding was often holding weed.
Lando Lincoln: Nadie_AZ: Where are the Cheetos?Where's the Mountain Dew?Can I have a Mountain Dew?I'm gonna get a soda; anyone want one? Hey, Graham, I'm not in the room, right?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vChEPj0dXXkThis is so old and busted.Yes, very old but still very apt. I wish it wasn't, but it is.
downstairs: jigger: Is he having flashbacks to 1978? This is what they were saying back then. Also Knights In Satan's Service.All Children, Devil's Children
2wolves: Pat, I have a Grand Master of Flowers that would like a word quivering palm with you.
Nadie_AZ: Where are the Cheetos?Where's the Mountain Dew?Can I have a Mountain Dew?I'm gonna get a soda; anyone want one? Hey, Graham, I'm not in the room, right?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vChEPj0dXXkThis is so old and busted.
AdolfOliverPanties: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 304x296]It was just a movie, Pat.
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