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2013-04-18 02:52:41 PM
laugh all you want; that's a pretty good idea.
 
2013-04-18 02:57:35 PM
What I'm hearing here is that you could go to iceland and already have a leg up on the locals by not being related to all the girls.
 
2013-04-18 03:07:53 PM

James!: What I'm hearing here is that you could go to iceland and already have a leg up on the locals by not being related to all the girls.


heyyy... i like your thinking!
 
2013-04-18 03:11:57 PM
You want to go back to my hotel and diversify your gene pool?
 
2013-04-18 03:55:39 PM
Bang Summer Girls.
 
2013-04-18 03:55:43 PM
I grew up in a town that could use this app.

Actually, nevermind.  We don't want to know.
 
2013-04-18 03:57:53 PM
I think Kayak could do that too
 
2013-04-18 03:57:56 PM
I have a cousin or two I would mind incesting.
 
2013-04-18 03:58:10 PM
Does not approve.

cdn.madamenoire.com
 
2013-04-18 03:58:55 PM

Wellon Dowd: I have a cousin or two I would mind incesting.


thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-18 04:00:02 PM
Steve Christian doesn't need that app.
 
2013-04-18 04:00:41 PM

James!: Wellon Dowd: I have a cousin or two I would mind incesting.


thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com

That would be my son/first cousin-once-removed's problem.
 
2013-04-18 04:00:45 PM

James!: What I'm hearing here is that you could go to iceland and already have a leg up on the locals by not being related to all the girls.


You might think that, but it really isn't the case.
 
2013-04-18 04:00:46 PM

James!: Wellon Dowd: I have a cousin or two I would mind incesting.

[thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com image 450x300]


He said would, not wouldn't.  Unless he's a semi-literate hillbilly, and then incest is OK.
 
2013-04-18 04:01:34 PM
Argh, I got back from the pub and I'm a farker again. No more TF :( Too drunk to find my credit card. There better be an app to find incest. Oh there is, it's my phone book. BRB, i'll let you know how it goes!
 
2013-04-18 04:01:40 PM
What if I want to bump my cousin?  I have two pretty hot ones.
 
2013-04-18 04:02:44 PM

James!: What I'm hearing here is that you could go to iceland and already have a leg up on the locals by not being related to all the girls.


I'd like to have a leg up on her if you know what I mean
www.marieclaire.com
 
2013-04-18 04:03:14 PM

cwheelie: James!: What I'm hearing here is that you could go to iceland and already have a leg up on the locals by not being related to all the girls.

I'd like to have a leg up on her if you know what I mean
[www.marieclaire.com image 300x400]


Pretty face, webbed toes... DO YOU PROCEED!?
 
2013-04-18 04:04:05 PM

Wellon Dowd: James!: Wellon Dowd: I have a cousin or two I would mind incesting.

[thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com image 450x300]

That would be my son/first cousin-once-removed's problem.


It's a little more difficult to love em and leave em if they're going to show up at the family reunion with your flipper handed offspring in tow.
 
2013-04-18 04:04:37 PM

blatz514: What if I want to bump my cousin?  I have two pretty hot ones.


Just keep it in the family.
 
2013-04-18 04:05:48 PM
Before we got married, my wife and I were talking...  Considering that both of our families came from the same part of Ireland at about the same time, we were actually a little concerned that we might be cousins.  We searched our family tree a good few generations back.  No connection.

So, in all reality, I can see a real need for an app like that.  Even if you're not on an isolated island.  I approve.
 
2013-04-18 04:06:43 PM
Why would you want to reduce the chan,...
*closes window fast*
 
2013-04-18 04:07:05 PM
What really struck me in the article was the word "probably".
 
2013-04-18 04:08:12 PM
And in one brief shining moment, Bjork is explained.
 
2013-04-18 04:09:03 PM

blatz514: What if I want to bump my cousin?  I have two pretty hot ones.


Doesn't matter, go ahead. Just use protection. And incest isn't really dangerous between cousins, just don't do it every generation. The chances of freaks is not appreciably larger than it would be with an unrelated person.
 
2013-04-18 04:09:41 PM
That's the beauty of the ghey marriage.
 
2013-04-18 04:10:59 PM
static.tumblr.com

Does not approve either.
 
2013-04-18 04:11:57 PM

Amos Quito: That's the beauty of the ghey marriage.


or birth control.
 
2013-04-18 04:12:34 PM

General50: [static.tumblr.com image 300x300]

Does not approve either.


give that man a hand!
 
2013-04-18 04:12:41 PM
The British royal family has a problem with this.
 
2013-04-18 04:15:53 PM

James!: cwheelie: James!: What I'm hearing here is that you could go to iceland and already have a leg up on the locals by not being related to all the girls.

I'd like to have a leg up on her if you know what I mean
[www.marieclaire.com image 300x400]

Pretty face, webbed toes... DO YOU PROCEED!?


Why would I care about her toes?
 
2013-04-18 04:17:16 PM
 
2013-04-18 04:22:32 PM
Disapproves...

museumsecrets.tv
 
2013-04-18 04:22:48 PM
Mental note: Move to Iceland to remove any chance of being related to anyone. Hey baby, I'm not your cousin. I'm just adding value to myself.
 
2013-04-18 04:23:04 PM
Not amused
cdn.cnwimg.com
 
2013-04-18 04:23:26 PM
"It's not a good feeling when you realize that girl is a second cousin."WHAT?  Not a good feeling???  Excuse me but I farked my 2nd - she was hotter than shiat and it felt damn good!!!
 
2013-04-18 04:23:36 PM
cps-static.rovicorp.com

Would fill her gene pool.
 
2013-04-18 04:23:57 PM

shintochick: The British royal family has a problem with this.



Reptilians.
 
2013-04-18 04:27:38 PM

Amos Quito: shintochick: The British royal family has a problem with this.


Reptilians.


Werewolves.
 
2013-04-18 04:28:12 PM
 
2013-04-18 04:32:19 PM

Wellon Dowd: I have a cousin or two I would mind incesting.


My hot cousin is a lesbian.
 
2013-04-18 04:35:36 PM
Or increase the chance? App.
 
2013-04-18 04:37:40 PM

priapic_abandon: Disapproves...

[museumsecrets.tv image 530x298]


What does Geddy Lee have to do with this conversation?
 
2013-04-18 04:38:27 PM
Eh. Just swap your bluejeans for a kilt and have all your kids before she hits her 30s and you've already more than broke even with the flipper baby rates of property who don't plow their sisters.

/their hot hot sisters.
 
2013-04-18 04:41:53 PM
Isn't even interested in the related-by-marriage version:

www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com
 
2013-04-18 04:44:09 PM
Or just stop going to family reuinions....that is a true win/win situation and no app needed.
 
2013-04-18 04:47:13 PM

durbnpoisn: Before we got married, my wife and I were talking...  Considering that both of our families came from the same part of Ireland at about the same time, we were actually a little concerned that we might be cousins.  We searched our family tree a good few generations back.  No connection.

So, in all reality, I can see a real need for an app like that.  Even if you're not on an isolated island.  I approve.


By the time you go back around 3 generations to get your closest relationship, you are about as related genetically speaking as to anyone else basically (for example even a second cousin is 0.5 (your parent) * 0.5 (your grandparent) * 0.5 (your grandparent's sibling) * 0.5 (their child) * 0.5 (the grandchild) = ~3% more related than random strangers, third cousin is <1%.
 
2013-04-18 04:48:56 PM

priapic_abandon: Disapproves...

[museumsecrets.tv image 530x298]


also disapproves:
images.myreviewer.co.uk
 
2013-04-18 04:50:28 PM
I thought it was just the French.

/I like the way they think.
 
2013-04-18 04:51:54 PM

Feral_and_Preposterous: priapic_abandon: Disapproves...

[museumsecrets.tv image 530x298]

What does Geddy Lee have to do with this conversation?


museumsecrets.tv "...of salesmen-n-n!"

 
2013-04-18 04:52:31 PM
I remember going in for my Michigan marriage license and making a mocking comment about the blood test procedure (no longer required, enjoy it kids).  The tech gave me a big long lecture about the importance of it, directly to my white face and the Asian face of my wife.
 
2013-04-18 04:55:07 PM
No Westeros jokes yet?

Fark I am disappoint.
 
2013-04-18 04:56:09 PM

crowbar032: Or just stop going to family reuinions....that is a true win/win situation and no app needed.


That's just it with Iceland, though.  There are just around 315,000 people in the whole country.  Almost half of the population of Wyoming.  And Iceland can be even more inhospitable to travel and moving than Wyoming.
 
2013-04-18 04:57:20 PM

Ned Stark: Eh. Just swap your bluejeans for a kilt and have all your kids before she hits her 30s and you've already more than broke even with the flipper baby rates of property who don't plow their sisters.

/their hot hot sisters.



img820.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-18 04:58:31 PM
Doesn't matter had sex.
 
2013-04-18 05:02:07 PM

General50: [static.tumblr.com image 300x300]

Does not approve either.


Heh. The Lannisters are amateurs.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-18 05:02:30 PM
I know a pair of sisters that married identical twin brothers.

One set produced a boy, the other a girl - about 6 months apart.

Better keep an eye on those kids.
 
2013-04-18 05:03:52 PM
demotivate.me
 
2013-04-18 05:11:41 PM
I tell each of my monsters, "Your father was a slut and, considering how many kids we DO know about that he fathered, there must be a few who will never even know themselves. So, get a DNA test before marrying ANYONE."
 
2013-04-18 05:22:13 PM
My submitted headline was better! BETTER!
Maybe I should have said "there's an app for that" at the end which seems to be the irresistible lollipop for the Modmins. Or TFers.
 
2013-04-18 05:23:55 PM
I wouldn't mind altering the gene pool of Iceland irrevocably, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-04-18 05:32:29 PM

InmanRoshi: No Westeros jokes yet?

Fark I am disappoint.


It's because GoT sucks.
 
2013-04-18 05:33:01 PM
I think I've seen this movie before...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-18 05:34:26 PM

Pinner: My submitted headline was better! BETTER!
Maybe I should have said "there's an app for that" at the end which seems to be the irresistible lollipop for the Modmins. Or TFers.


i35.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-18 05:34:34 PM

Stoj: I grew up in a town that could use this app.

Actually, nevermind.  We don't want to know.


I grew up in a county of 25,000 people. Some of the kids I went to school with could tell you who everybody's fourth or fifth cousins were. This is how you deal with a small marriage market if you are religious and picky about a spouse not being your second or third cousin. You know your gene pool. In big cities, people assume that everybody is a stranger and "no relation", although in the real world, this is not certain. You don't hear about people accidentally marrying their sister in small towns or rural counties.

In much of the world, first and second cousin marriages are common. It doesn't usually do a lot of genetic damage unless you inbreed for eight to nine generations. It's still possible to have genetic tares show up immediately, which is why incest is taboo, however kinship is defined. In some societies, it is not necessarily defined by descent. People may be sorted out into "tribes" or "clans" and some of your blood relations will be in the same clan, some in different clans.

I said that my native county has 25,000 people, but the genealogy of the most common family contains 8,000 people or so. I have numerous relations in this family. I'd have to be careful marrying into that one family because they are perhaps one quarter of all the people in the County. The next largest family is probably about 1,000, and so forth: this sort of thing obeys a "power law" and the numbers drop off fast in the first few data points.

The original founding population of Iceland was a few thousand individuals (many of whom married four or five times because spouses kept dying--the average Victorian marriage in the US, Canada, etc., lasted 11 years, which means that it was easier to tough out a bad marriage without divorcing. You knew that one of you was likely to die soon enough.) In Iceland, lives were harder and shorter than Victorian England, let us say. Thus the slots in the ole family tree fill up pretty fast with the same persons showing up in more than one slot.

This phenomenon is called "pedigree collapse". It is universal but you might not notice if you are ignorant of your family tree or are a city slicker whose ancestors are usually not closely related.

Two of my grand-parents are third cousins to each other. That's because of that 25,000 upper limit on the county population during their lifetimes. When the population was smaller, you find people marrying first cousins (the children of their aunts and uncles). You find whole families of daughters marrying whole families of sons like in the book and movie Seven Wives for Seven Brothers, which is based on historioc events in a small county of Ontario, the one that John Kenneth Galbraith hails from, in fact.

Of course, this sort of thing is OK if it happens among pioneers in a rapidly growing community. By the time all the first cousins are old enough to marry, they may have somebody to marry who isn't a first cousin.

But you can see why Icelanders have a hard time finding spouses without going abroad or importing them.

The original breeding population of French Canada is about 10,000 couples, or 5,000 men, 5,000 women.

These often divorced and re-married because the market was so tight they'd grab the first creature with two legs and then decide they could get a better offer.  It didn't help that many of the women were filles du Roy, which is to say the daughters of deceased or impoverished officers in the armies of King Louis XIV. They were NOT, NOT, NOT, filles de joie as some vicious or mal-informed English language historians would have you believe. They were young ladies of good family but reduced circumstances. Picky, perhaps, but not hookers. And there is a very simple proof of this: in those days a hooker would be sterile within two years of beginning her trade because of untreated syphilis. There were no antibiotics.

The policy of the State (AKA Louis XIV) was to increase the population in France and the colonies, and he paid baby bounties and marriage bounties to do it. The filles du Roi were well-endowed--with a purse of monies and other benefits. The single man was harassed and fined until he gave in and either ran to the High Country, to live free and unmarried with the Indians, or married and began a long line of children.

If you think Louis XIV and his Ministers of State were ignorant of venereal disease and stupid enough to pack off whores to the colonies to marry honest hard-working colonists, many of them noble adventurers, then you need a kick in the head from a horse to wise you up.

Whores don't make good wives for colonists who were expected to breed fast and breed long. The birth rate in New France was higher than the birth rate in Old France, 6.5 children per woman to 6 children per woman. There was a lot of room, fish and game were plentiful, and the climate was bracing but healthy. The population was strung out along the river bank so disease traveled slowly. I am descended from ten couples who had more than 1,000 descendants EACH by the Census 1729 or thereabouts. That's about 10,000 children right there.

Looking at the other side of my family tree (the New Englanders mostly, also the New York and New Jersey Dutch, and other British colonists from Nova Scotia to Georgia), you seem the same pattern of expansionism pushed with more boot-strapy and less gubbermint monies, but not entirely so. The New England townships were basically business partnerships, and the partners made sure that any new residents were the right sort. Which is to say the right race, religion, and attitude. They were really hard on Catholics, Jews, other Protestants, and the irreligious. They were also hard on men who couldn't do a hard day's work and turn a plot of woods into a thriving farm full of hard-working snot-nosed Puritan brats.

So it worked out the same whether the Government or the notables of the town chose who to give land to, who to support, who to allow into their Church, their community and their homes.

New England and New France were about as productive (in work, goods, services, and children) as each other, disproving the thesis that there is such a thing as Protestant Work Ethic. There is a lower middle class and upper working class work ethic. Everybody else prefers to live off of the labour of others, especially the rich who loot us all through sharp business, shady commerce, outright theft, and legal plunder as Fréderick Bastiat calls it in The Law, which I am still reading.

The dishonest rich take care of the plundering through crime and the honest rich take care plundering through Church, Media, and State, AKA the Military-Industrial-Media Complex. But I digress.

Back to our comely cousins in Shelbyville, er, Sheeple, I mean Sheep. Yeah, that's the ticket, back to our sheep!
 
2013-04-18 06:18:56 PM
Don't laugh, I have great-grandparents on both sides of my family who were cousins, thanks to the isolation of some tiny Japanese islands in the ass-end of nowhere. Of course in those cases they knew they were related. Hey, I said don't laugh. Why are you laughing!?
 
2013-04-18 06:34:25 PM
I tell my fiancee that the only reason she hooked up with me is that her university was about 80/20 female/male and since I moved in to the area, I was one of the few men she wasn't related to at home.

/she denies it of course
 
2013-04-18 07:32:10 PM

brantgoose: Stoj: I grew up in a town that could use this app.

Actually, nevermind.  We don't want to know.


very interesting historical tangent

I knew I had a reason you are farkied as tl;dr. Seriously, that was pretty interesting.
 
2013-04-18 07:55:37 PM
meh, sounds like small town iowa

hey, who hasn't boinked a fourth cousin or two?
 
2013-04-18 08:55:54 PM
It's only America that has the thing against first-cousin marriages.  The chances of a marriage of two first cousins producing a kid with a serious genetic illness isn't enough higher than the risk of the kid of two random people having such an illness to be worth worrying about.   I'm not sure why Americans got hung up about that, but Americans have lots of weird hang-ups about sex in general.

Some people in Europe are *starting* to talk about banning first-cousin marriages, but that's largely the product of Islamophobia, as I understand it.
 
2013-04-18 08:59:42 PM
where is the app that helps we hookup with Icelandic girls locally?
 
2013-04-18 09:06:44 PM
I'm looking at you, Prince Edward Island

/you too Shelbyville
 
2013-04-18 09:54:53 PM

The Snow Dog: Feral_and_Preposterous: priapic_abandon: Disapproves...

[museumsecrets.tv image 530x298]

What does Geddy Lee have to do with this conversation?

[museumsecrets.tv image 530x298] "...of salesmen-n-n!"


We are the priests of the temple of Hapsburg, our inbreeding fills out our jaws.
 
2013-04-18 10:38:55 PM
When I visited Iceland back when I was 16 I went to a family reunion camp-out and made out with one of my 19 year old cousins until the excessive consumption of alcohol had her vomiting in the field. It was my uncle's wife's family reunion so she's only related by marriage.... I think.
 
2013-04-18 10:55:18 PM

mama2tnt: I tell each of my monsters, "Your father was a slut and, considering how many kids we DO know about that he fathered, there must be a few who will never even know themselves. So, get a DNA test before marrying ANYONE."


Well one of my grandpas had like flava flav numbers of children with different women before marrying and after divorcing grandma (all the illegetimate half aunts and uncles are older than mom or like my age) so that is something I may need to be concerned with if a woman dont know who her dad is and was born before he died.
 
2013-04-19 12:31:54 PM
Sounds like something like this would come in handy on the South Atlantic island of Tristan Da Cunha, population less than 300. Come to think of it, maybe it would be redundant -- I don't think they have cell phones much less smart phones, it's such a small society. They do have satellite internet.
 
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