crowbar032: Or just stop going to family reuinions....that is a true win/win situation and no app needed.
Ned Stark: Eh. Just swap your bluejeans for a kilt and have all your kids before she hits her 30s and you've already more than broke even with the flipper baby rates of property who don't plow their sisters./their hot hot sisters.
General50: [static.tumblr.com image 300x300]Does not approve either.
InmanRoshi: No Westeros jokes yet?Fark I am disappoint.
Pinner: My submitted headline was better! BETTER!Maybe I should have said "there's an app for that" at the end which seems to be the irresistible lollipop for the Modmins. Or TFers.
Stoj: I grew up in a town that could use this app.Actually, nevermind. We don't want to know.
brantgoose: Stoj: I grew up in a town that could use this app.Actually, nevermind. We don't want to know.very interesting historical tangent
The Snow Dog: Feral_and_Preposterous: priapic_abandon: Disapproves...[museumsecrets.tv image 530x298]What does Geddy Lee have to do with this conversation?[museumsecrets.tv image 530x298] "...of salesmen-n-n!"
mama2tnt: I tell each of my monsters, "Your father was a slut and, considering how many kids we DO know about that he fathered, there must be a few who will never even know themselves. So, get a DNA test before marrying ANYONE."
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