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(Talking Points Memo)   Live on a small island and want to reduce the chance of incest before hooking up? There's an app for that   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 76
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2013-04-18 02:52:41 PM
laugh all you want; that's a pretty good idea.
 
2013-04-18 02:57:35 PM
What I'm hearing here is that you could go to iceland and already have a leg up on the locals by not being related to all the girls.
 
2013-04-18 03:07:53 PM

James!: What I'm hearing here is that you could go to iceland and already have a leg up on the locals by not being related to all the girls.


heyyy... i like your thinking!
 
2013-04-18 03:11:57 PM
You want to go back to my hotel and diversify your gene pool?
 
2013-04-18 03:55:39 PM
Bang Summer Girls.
 
2013-04-18 03:55:43 PM
I grew up in a town that could use this app.

Actually, nevermind.  We don't want to know.
 
2013-04-18 03:57:53 PM
I think Kayak could do that too
 
2013-04-18 03:57:56 PM
I have a cousin or two I would mind incesting.
 
2013-04-18 03:58:10 PM
Does not approve.

cdn.madamenoire.com
 
2013-04-18 03:58:55 PM

Wellon Dowd: I have a cousin or two I would mind incesting.


thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-18 04:00:02 PM
Steve Christian doesn't need that app.
 
2013-04-18 04:00:41 PM

James!: Wellon Dowd: I have a cousin or two I would mind incesting.


thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com

That would be my son/first cousin-once-removed's problem.
 
2013-04-18 04:00:45 PM

James!: What I'm hearing here is that you could go to iceland and already have a leg up on the locals by not being related to all the girls.


You might think that, but it really isn't the case.
 
2013-04-18 04:00:46 PM

James!: Wellon Dowd: I have a cousin or two I would mind incesting.

[thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com image 450x300]


He said would, not wouldn't.  Unless he's a semi-literate hillbilly, and then incest is OK.
 
2013-04-18 04:01:34 PM
Argh, I got back from the pub and I'm a farker again. No more TF :( Too drunk to find my credit card. There better be an app to find incest. Oh there is, it's my phone book. BRB, i'll let you know how it goes!
 
2013-04-18 04:01:40 PM
What if I want to bump my cousin?  I have two pretty hot ones.
 
2013-04-18 04:02:44 PM

James!: What I'm hearing here is that you could go to iceland and already have a leg up on the locals by not being related to all the girls.


I'd like to have a leg up on her if you know what I mean
www.marieclaire.com
 
2013-04-18 04:03:14 PM

cwheelie: James!: What I'm hearing here is that you could go to iceland and already have a leg up on the locals by not being related to all the girls.

I'd like to have a leg up on her if you know what I mean
[www.marieclaire.com image 300x400]


Pretty face, webbed toes... DO YOU PROCEED!?
 
2013-04-18 04:04:05 PM

Wellon Dowd: James!: Wellon Dowd: I have a cousin or two I would mind incesting.

[thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com image 450x300]

That would be my son/first cousin-once-removed's problem.


It's a little more difficult to love em and leave em if they're going to show up at the family reunion with your flipper handed offspring in tow.
 
2013-04-18 04:04:37 PM

blatz514: What if I want to bump my cousin?  I have two pretty hot ones.


Just keep it in the family.
 
2013-04-18 04:05:48 PM
Before we got married, my wife and I were talking...  Considering that both of our families came from the same part of Ireland at about the same time, we were actually a little concerned that we might be cousins.  We searched our family tree a good few generations back.  No connection.

So, in all reality, I can see a real need for an app like that.  Even if you're not on an isolated island.  I approve.
 
2013-04-18 04:06:43 PM
Why would you want to reduce the chan,...
*closes window fast*
 
2013-04-18 04:07:05 PM
What really struck me in the article was the word "probably".
 
2013-04-18 04:08:12 PM
And in one brief shining moment, Bjork is explained.
 
2013-04-18 04:09:03 PM

blatz514: What if I want to bump my cousin?  I have two pretty hot ones.


Doesn't matter, go ahead. Just use protection. And incest isn't really dangerous between cousins, just don't do it every generation. The chances of freaks is not appreciably larger than it would be with an unrelated person.
 
2013-04-18 04:09:41 PM
That's the beauty of the ghey marriage.
 
2013-04-18 04:10:59 PM
static.tumblr.com

Does not approve either.
 
2013-04-18 04:11:57 PM

Amos Quito: That's the beauty of the ghey marriage.


or birth control.
 
2013-04-18 04:12:34 PM

General50: [static.tumblr.com image 300x300]

Does not approve either.


give that man a hand!
 
2013-04-18 04:12:41 PM
The British royal family has a problem with this.
 
2013-04-18 04:15:53 PM

James!: cwheelie: James!: What I'm hearing here is that you could go to iceland and already have a leg up on the locals by not being related to all the girls.

I'd like to have a leg up on her if you know what I mean
[www.marieclaire.com image 300x400]

Pretty face, webbed toes... DO YOU PROCEED!?


Why would I care about her toes?
 
2013-04-18 04:17:16 PM
 
2013-04-18 04:22:32 PM
Disapproves...

museumsecrets.tv
 
2013-04-18 04:22:48 PM
Mental note: Move to Iceland to remove any chance of being related to anyone. Hey baby, I'm not your cousin. I'm just adding value to myself.
 
2013-04-18 04:23:04 PM
Not amused
cdn.cnwimg.com
 
2013-04-18 04:23:26 PM
"It's not a good feeling when you realize that girl is a second cousin."WHAT?  Not a good feeling???  Excuse me but I farked my 2nd - she was hotter than shiat and it felt damn good!!!
 
2013-04-18 04:23:36 PM
cps-static.rovicorp.com

Would fill her gene pool.
 
2013-04-18 04:23:57 PM

shintochick: The British royal family has a problem with this.



Reptilians.
 
2013-04-18 04:27:38 PM

Amos Quito: shintochick: The British royal family has a problem with this.


Reptilians.


Werewolves.
 
2013-04-18 04:28:12 PM
 
2013-04-18 04:32:19 PM

Wellon Dowd: I have a cousin or two I would mind incesting.


My hot cousin is a lesbian.
 
2013-04-18 04:35:36 PM
Or increase the chance? App.
 
2013-04-18 04:37:40 PM

priapic_abandon: Disapproves...

[museumsecrets.tv image 530x298]


What does Geddy Lee have to do with this conversation?
 
2013-04-18 04:38:27 PM
Eh. Just swap your bluejeans for a kilt and have all your kids before she hits her 30s and you've already more than broke even with the flipper baby rates of property who don't plow their sisters.

/their hot hot sisters.
 
2013-04-18 04:41:53 PM
Isn't even interested in the related-by-marriage version:

www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com
 
2013-04-18 04:44:09 PM
Or just stop going to family reuinions....that is a true win/win situation and no app needed.
 
2013-04-18 04:47:13 PM

durbnpoisn: Before we got married, my wife and I were talking...  Considering that both of our families came from the same part of Ireland at about the same time, we were actually a little concerned that we might be cousins.  We searched our family tree a good few generations back.  No connection.

So, in all reality, I can see a real need for an app like that.  Even if you're not on an isolated island.  I approve.


By the time you go back around 3 generations to get your closest relationship, you are about as related genetically speaking as to anyone else basically (for example even a second cousin is 0.5 (your parent) * 0.5 (your grandparent) * 0.5 (your grandparent's sibling) * 0.5 (their child) * 0.5 (the grandchild) = ~3% more related than random strangers, third cousin is <1%.
 
2013-04-18 04:48:56 PM

priapic_abandon: Disapproves...

[museumsecrets.tv image 530x298]


also disapproves:
images.myreviewer.co.uk
 
2013-04-18 04:50:28 PM
I thought it was just the French.

/I like the way they think.
 
2013-04-18 04:51:54 PM

Feral_and_Preposterous: priapic_abandon: Disapproves...

[museumsecrets.tv image 530x298]

What does Geddy Lee have to do with this conversation?


museumsecrets.tv "...of salesmen-n-n!"

 
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