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(Lexington Herald Leader)   Mitch "My single most important goal is to make Obama a 1-term president" McConnell places new ads whining that Obama isn't being nice to him   (kentucky.com) divider line 129
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2013-04-18 03:34:40 PM
Man up, turtle boy...
 
2013-04-18 03:41:46 PM
registration required
 
2013-04-18 03:46:57 PM
Don't flatter yourself, f*ckwit. You'll never be number one

/but you will always be a worthless little piece of number two
 
2013-04-18 03:47:27 PM
"And now liberals compare Mitch to al-Qaida terrorists and North Korea's dictator,"

Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2013/04/18/2605785/mcconnell-campaign-claims- h e-is.html#storylink=cpy
That is really beyond the pale. Al-Qaeda terrorists are intelligent, serious and care about the cause they love. Kim Jon Un loves his country and has respect for the rules of the Legislature.

Its really an insult for Kim and Al-Qaeda to be compared to human garbage like McConnell this way.

For shame.
 
2013-04-18 03:50:17 PM
The President is a meanie head for not doing everything the minority party wants him to do!
 
2013-04-18 03:51:08 PM
Mitch McConnell can die in dicks.
 
2013-04-18 03:52:02 PM
Choke on a bag of dicks, shiathead.
 
2013-04-18 03:52:04 PM
What a dick.

Copying Nelson Muntz like that.
 
2013-04-18 03:52:24 PM

Summoner101: The President is a meanie head for not doing everything the minority party wants him to do!


But... he is.
 
2013-04-18 03:53:16 PM
Suck on a gnarled, old, wrinkled, herpes-ridden, pus-laden, dried spooge-crusted cock, you sh*thead.
 
2013-04-18 03:54:04 PM
Payback's a mean biatch, ain't she?
 
2013-04-18 03:54:04 PM

LordJiro: Choke on a bag of dicks, shiathead.


What he said.
 
2013-04-18 03:54:05 PM

LasersHurt: Mitch McConnell can die in dicks.


LordJiro: Choke on a bag of dicks, shiathead.


Mitch McConnell, with death and a bag containing ALL the dicks.
 
2013-04-18 03:54:25 PM
Yes, Mitch, the scary blah man is out to get you.
 
2013-04-18 03:54:56 PM
All your dicks are belong to Mitch's mouth.
 
2013-04-18 03:55:27 PM
The Bully Pulpit (Ezra Klein)

Perhaps the most common view of presidential power is that it's all about the bully pulpit. If the president just delivers the right speeches, in the right places, to the right audiences, he can mobilize the American public to break the gridlock in Washington.

The gun bill is the purest test of this theory. Since the massacre in December at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut, the president has crisscrossed the nation trying to mobilize public opinion against intransigent members of Congress. The public is with him. More than 80 percent of Americans, for example, http://www.pollingreport.com/guns.htm">support expanded background checks for gun purchases.
 
2013-04-18 03:56:16 PM

StopLurkListen: The Bully Pulpit (Ezra Klein)

Perhaps the most common view of presidential power is that it's all about the bully pulpit. If the president just delivers the right speeches, in the right places, to the right audiences, he can mobilize the American public to break the gridlock in Washington.

The gun bill is the purest test of this theory. Since the massacre in December at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut, the president has crisscrossed the nation trying to mobilize public opinion against intransigent members of Congress. The public is with him. More than 80 percent of Americans, for example, http://www.pollingreport.com/guns.htm">support expanded background checks for gun purchases.


Lobbyists > American People.  News at 11.
 
2013-04-18 03:56:31 PM
The fact that people keep electing this guy isn't exactly a ringing endorsement of democracy.
 
2013-04-18 03:56:45 PM
I would gladly fork over my tax refund check if I was allowed to deck him in the face just once.
 
2013-04-18 03:57:16 PM
The ironing is delicious.
 
2013-04-18 03:59:54 PM
i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-04-18 04:01:05 PM

Wellon Dowd: The ironing is delicious.


I wouldn't know.  I've been mopping up rainwater all day.

Wellon Dowd: The ironing is delicious.


Like I told you, I wouldn't know.  I've been mopping up rainwater all day.
 
2013-04-18 04:01:26 PM

coeyagi: StopLurkListen: The Bully Pulpit (Ezra Klein)

Perhaps the most common view of presidential power is that it's all about the bully pulpit. If the president just delivers the right speeches, in the right places, to the right audiences, he can mobilize the American public to break the gridlock in Washington.

The gun bill is the purest test of this theory. Since the massacre in December at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut, the president has crisscrossed the nation trying to mobilize public opinion against intransigent members of Congress. The public is with him. More than 80 percent of Americans, for example, http://www.pollingreport.com/guns.htm">support expanded background checks for gun purchases.

Lobbyists > Desire to screw over the President > American People.  News at 11.


FTFY.
 
2013-04-18 04:02:00 PM
It must be a terrible life to live in such abject fear.  Still, that's no excuse for being bad at your job.
 
2013-04-18 04:03:13 PM
So after making fun of Ashley Judd's mental illness, he complains about how dirty other people are?

Hello pot, meet kettle.
 
2013-04-18 04:03:28 PM
REPUBLICANS: PARAGONS OF NICENESS
 
2013-04-18 04:03:37 PM
He's desperate to build support on the right.  He was praying for a Hollywood Liberal to run against and even tried to invent one of his own, but now she's gone.  The "office bugging" is just getting him in trouble for misuse of federal funds.

He's mortified of being Primaried.  He thinks that if he can portray himself as being a target of the "Obama machine" the right will rally around him.
 
2013-04-18 04:04:50 PM
With a more intelligent electorate, this might not work. Unfortunately, this is Kentucky.
 
2013-04-18 04:05:03 PM
"Mitch McConnell is Obama's No. 1 target because Mitch protects Kentucky from Obama's bad ideas. Liberals will do anything to beat McConnell."

Oh, I see. The ad is aimed at kids so they can explain it to their voting parents.
 
2013-04-18 04:05:46 PM
This is not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one nine nine nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness. This is not a dream. What you are seeing is actually occurring for the purpose of causality
 
2013-04-18 04:08:35 PM
Come at the king, you best not miss.
 
2013-04-18 04:09:01 PM

EyeballKid: With a more intelligent electorate, this might not work. Unfortunately, this is Kentucky.


So let's invade Kentucky. What have we got to lose?
 
2013-04-18 04:10:50 PM

mainstreet62: EyeballKid: With a more intelligent electorate, this might not work. Unfortunately, this is Kentucky.

So let's invade Kentucky. What have we got to lose?


The last indigenous population of Toothless Gumbumpers?
 
2013-04-18 04:10:52 PM
/political ad announcer voice

Mitch McConnell said his "single most important goal" as Republican Senate leader was to make Obama a one-term president. Obama was re-elected last year.

Can Kentucky afford to re-elect someone that can't accomplish their goals? This November vote Anyone but Mitch because Kentucky deserves better.

paid for by the committee to spread the word that Duke sucks
 
2013-04-18 04:11:25 PM
Is it possible to despise this man any more?
 
2013-04-18 04:12:11 PM

sugardave: mainstreet62: EyeballKid: With a more intelligent electorate, this might not work. Unfortunately, this is Kentucky.

So let's invade Kentucky. What have we got to lose?

The last indigenous population of Toothless Gumbumpers?


So....nothing of value, right?
 
2013-04-18 04:13:07 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: REPUBLICANS: PARAGONS OF NICENESS


Reminds me of that old Fry and Laurie sketch where they do a "Wonderul Life" thing with Murdock -- showing how the world is so much better without him and the schlock television he popularized; everybody nice and caring to one another. A bit silly, but still....
 
2013-04-18 04:13:16 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: REPUBLICANS: PARAGONS OF NICENESS


Yeah.  They really take that whole "Love thy neighbor" thing seriously.  I mean, it's really almost to the point where it becomes kind of obnoxious.  But, you know, we should all strive to see their love of America's Lord and Savor Jesus Christ our King in Heaven, potentate extraordinaire, esquire, as worthy of emulating.
 
2013-04-18 04:15:33 PM
"And now liberals compare Mitch to al-Qaida terrorists and North Korea's dictator,"

Well, let's see...

McConnell is against the UN's Small Arms Treaty, which puts him in the same circle as Kim, Assad and Ahmadinejad.

Oh, and the NRA.
 
2013-04-18 04:16:11 PM
I wonder if he'll be putting out another ad whining about how the Tea Party is a big meanie and hates him, too.
 
2013-04-18 04:20:16 PM
What a douche nozzle
 
2013-04-18 04:23:22 PM
I really wish All Republicans would stop shiatting their pants every time Obama is black, and come to terms with the fact that the 13th, 14th and 19th amendments are JUST AS IMPORTANT as the second. Anyone who disagrees hates freedom and America.

/14GOP88
 
2013-04-18 04:24:16 PM
Hi!
I did a Google search on "dick" and this page came up.
 
2013-04-18 04:25:03 PM

BafflerMeal: i4.ytimg.com


Prince of Darkness?
 
2013-04-18 04:26:09 PM
How do you spell compromise again??
 
2013-04-18 04:29:21 PM

namatad: How do you spell compromise again??


D-O-W-H-A-T-W-E-W-A-N-T
 
2013-04-18 04:29:59 PM

cubic_spleen: I really wish All Republicans would stop shiatting their pants every time Obama is black, and come to terms with the fact that the 13th, 14th and 19th amendments are JUST AS IMPORTANT as the second. Anyone who disagrees hates freedom and America.

/14GOP88


I suspect that the real reason that Republicans get upset about Obama playing golf is that all that time in the sun makes him darker.
 
2013-04-18 04:31:26 PM

palelizard: It must be a terrible life to live in such abject fear.  Still, that's no excuse for being bad at your job.


ficcionesreales.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-18 04:31:38 PM

kronicfeld: BafflerMeal: i4.ytimg.com

Prince of Darkness?


Winner winner chicken dinner

Mitch needs to pull up his skirt.
 
2013-04-18 04:34:08 PM
Lots of dicks on this thread.
 
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