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(Deadspin)   Sorority sister lashes out at her sisters for "FARKING SUCKING" at Greek Week social events. Isn't that what sorority girls do? (Not safe for work language everywhere)   (deadspin.com) divider line 329
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2013-04-18 11:22:41 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Being white and overprivileged means you can't get a bra that doesn't hang out of your dress?
 [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 354x960]


She likes that pose
 
2013-04-18 11:24:00 PM

WeenerGord: The Delta Gamma website was hacked

/Enjoy before it comes down
//check out the links


Never mind, I see it has already been covered!
 
2013-04-18 11:29:32 PM

Lollipop165: lol, UMD's Delta Gamma website has been hacked: clicky


That is art!

A rotating disco chicken gif captioned "I regret nothing" header, over the email, with Icona Pop's "I Love It" blaring in the background... GENIUS
 
2013-04-18 11:33:35 PM

impaler: Lollipop165: lol, UMD's Delta Gamma website has been hacked: clicky

That is art!

A rotating disco chicken gif captioned "I regret nothing" header, over the email, with Icona Pop's "I Love It" blaring in the background... GENIUS


Rotating Disco Chicken is the name of my Village People cover band.
 
2013-04-18 11:42:07 PM

impaler: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Being white and overprivileged means you can't get a bra that doesn't hang out of your dress?
 [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 354x960]

She likes that pose


She had no boobies, and her rear is just okay so she has stick it out. Arms at that angle make You look thinner, while she doesn't need to look any thinner, she doesn't realize that.
 
2013-04-18 11:42:34 PM
I can't wait for her Tosh.0 redemption.
 
2013-04-18 11:42:44 PM

blatz514: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 184x960]

biatch needs a sammich.

/sharp knees, ect.


Sharp knees are better for coont punting.
 
2013-04-18 11:46:44 PM

impaler: I can't wait for her Tosh.0 redemption.


Nothing redeeming about her.
 
2013-04-18 11:50:51 PM
I eagerly await her in a Vivid video "Sorority Sluts in Action" or some such. Hopefully with lots of sorostitute spankings.
 
2013-04-18 11:55:52 PM

impaler: I can't wait for her Tosh.0 redemption.

coont poonting.

FTFY
 
2013-04-19 12:20:15 AM

WeenerGord: The Delta Gamma website was hacked

/Enjoy before it comes down
//check out the links


That chicken's got groove.  Seriously funny shiat.
 
2013-04-19 12:50:01 AM

UrinalPooper: This girl is awesome. If I was 20 years younger I'd propose to her.


who says you can't? Some girls need sugar daddies.
 
2013-04-19 01:08:29 AM

trippycrazy12: UrinalPooper: This girl is awesome. If I was 20 years younger I'd propose to her.

who says you can't? Some girls need sugar daddies.


some?
 
2013-04-19 01:11:07 AM
Latins founded sororities have hotter girls.
 
2013-04-19 01:17:48 AM

dj_bigbird: I eagerly await her in a Vivid video "Sorority Sluts in Action" or some such. Hopefully with lots of sorostitute spankings.


Are you kidding? This is the kind of girl who will get out of school and have a cushy career all picked out for her thanks to her daddy's connections, or she'll have a guy lined up to take care of her monetary needs. She's definitely not going to end up having to DO anything for her living.

I'm willing to bet this girl has never had to work for anything in her life. She thinks she has, but she hasn't.
 
2013-04-19 01:27:33 AM

ZeroCorpse: dj_bigbird: I eagerly await her in a Vivid video "Sorority Sluts in Action" or some such. Hopefully with lots of sorostitute spankings.

Are you kidding? This is the kind of girl who will get out of school and have a cushy career all picked out for her thanks to her daddy's connections, or she'll have a guy lined up to take care of her monetary needs. She's definitely not going to end up having to DO anything for her living.

I'm willing to bet this girl has never had to work for anything in her life. She thinks she has, but she hasn't.


Oh, you don't think setting up the Spring Formal is work?  Do you think those decorations put themselves up?  And who do you think is going to stop the cat fight when Tiffany and Amber show up wearing the same dress because like Tiffany is already totes pissed at Amber for talking to David even though she KNOWS that Tiffany likes him you know?
 
2013-04-19 01:32:51 AM

ZeroCorpse: I'm willing to bet this girl has never had to work for anything in her life. She thinks she has, but she hasn't.



Sex work is still work, in fact, it is one of the oldest professions
 
2013-04-19 01:38:08 AM

WeenerGord: ZeroCorpse: I'm willing to bet this girl has never had to work for anything in her life. She thinks she has, but she hasn't.


Sex work is still work, in fact, it is one of the oldest professions


I am just glad we all know and understand what this girl is going to do with her life.
 
2013-04-19 05:13:04 AM

Demetrius: I'll pay money to watch the c*nt punting.


A punt pole is about 2.5" in diameter and about 16 feet long. Even for a sorority girl that has to be a challenge.
 
2013-04-19 09:22:15 AM

orange whip: Sororities and Frats are groups for insecure people to band together and not feel insecure because they are members of a club

/never in one
//played in a band that played at a LOT of greek functions
///they have huge budgets for social activities
////yes we did grossly overcharge them and steal their women


Insecure and shallow, you mean. I'm plenty insecure, but I had to much self-respect to want to pledge to a frat.
 
2013-04-19 10:05:42 AM
The girl might have it in the letting-people-have-it department, but anyone who takes "greek life" that seriously shouldn't be able to be free in public.

She probably should have joined the Marines instead.
 
2013-04-19 11:24:02 AM

MidnightVoyager: [i.imgur.com image 619x92]
This is my favorite one. By far.


Mine too.  I went to Maryland, wasn't involved whatsoever with the greek system, and I can assure this C-word that we were somehow able to maintain an active social life without having it coordinated for us.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:56 AM
Wow....I thought the last of the true vulgarians were dead...
 
2013-04-19 12:41:22 PM

megarian: This is poetry.

But I'm having a hard time here...does anyone have pics of what sorority girls might look like? For science.


I had you favorited for a different reason, but this is a great reason to have you on my favorites too!  I'd help if I could, but the whole being at work thing kinda prevents me from posting any fun images.
 
2013-04-19 01:58:51 PM
Anyone get a screenshot of the hacked website? Looks like they've taken it down
 
2013-04-19 02:04:18 PM
my favorite part is in the middle of the profanity-laced, caps-locked, insane email where the world ends if Sigma Nu doesn't like you she writes:
"Or are you just so farking dense about what it means to make people like you"
that is a dangerous lack of self-awareness on the part of the email writer.
 
2013-04-19 02:54:16 PM

cwheelie: Anyone get a screenshot of the hacked website? Looks like they've taken it down


Nope but I remember the disco chicken, the clip of Ioona Pop song I dont care, the leadership tab went to wiki of Kim Jong Un or some other Kim, the coont Punt tab went to a video of a coont punt, the alumnas tab to a wiki of a female head of the NAACP...anybody remember any others?
 
2013-04-19 03:58:15 PM

E-Brake: If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever wooden-slatted chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough farking ride.

    For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this community, we have been farkING UP in terms of circle jerks and general social interactions with meat world people. I've been getting texts on texts about farkers LITERALLY being so farking AWKWARD and so farking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee, I've been having so much fun with my cats this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to farking find you on site to do it myself.

    I do not give a flying fark, and meat world people do not give a flying fark, about how much you farking love to talk to your cats. You have 361 days out of the farking year to talk to cats, and this week is NOT, I farking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the meat world, and that's not farking possible if you're going to stand around and talk to cats and not other people. Newsflash barjockey you cock: PEOPLE DON'T LIKE INTERNET WEIRDOS. Oh wait, DOUBLE farkING NEWSFLASH: REAL WORLD PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE farkING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE farkING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shiats that have talked openly about posting on FurNation IN FRONT OF MEAT WORLD PEOPLE. Are you people farking retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore events. If meat world people openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Mustard Man over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE fark WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be posting on other sites, I don't give a fark i ...


Personally, I'd rather you described your 300 sniper kills in Afghanistan.
 
2013-04-19 07:06:25 PM
 
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