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(Deadspin)   Sorority sister lashes out at her sisters for "FARKING SUCKING" at Greek Week social events. Isn't that what sorority girls do? (Not safe for work language everywhere)   (deadspin.com) divider line 329
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2013-04-18 06:12:16 PM
Somebody grabbed a copy of her twitter feed before she deleted it
 
2013-04-18 06:14:40 PM
Oh man. It looks like somebody's booze / pills / eating disorder / female group pressure just kicked in.

This pic is my favorite...

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L - almost has herself starved down to the point of being considered farkable by frat guys. M - Butterface but makes up for it by being the uiberslut. R - has successfully starved / drank / drugged / self loathed herself to the point of being batshiat crazy.

You other girls need to get with the program! How is the sorority going to maintain membership if they can't demonstrate a proven track record of connecting their members with guys who will make a guaranteed level of income after graduation?
 
2013-04-18 06:17:58 PM

WeenerGord: Somebody grabbed a copy of her twitter feed before she deleted it


Wow, she's a prize. Her future is going to be really bright when she grows her own 6 chins and flabby thighs after popping out a Sigma Nu's 3 kids!
 
2013-04-18 06:21:32 PM
WeenerGord

Somebody grabbed a copy of her twitter-feed before she deleted it.

Hmm...casual racism, and saying catty things about other people's appearances. About what I expected.

What an awful person.
 
2013-04-18 06:22:58 PM
Being white and overprivileged means you can't get a bra that doesn't hang out of your dress?
 wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-04-18 06:23:03 PM

InmanRoshi: FuryOfFirestorm: I don't get why people bother joining a frat

I once had a guy on my lab team in my senior year of college who seemingly had a debilitating learning disability, if not outright borderline retarded.   I literally don't know how he managed to tie his shoes in themorning, much less how he get accepted into a University.   He was also 6'5" and president of his fraternity.         When it came time for on-campus recruiting the rest of my lab mates and I were swapping stories and humble- bragging about who we had interviews lined up with and how long the interviews were and how much they were offering entry level salary, etc.   Finally we got around to the fraternity guy, and he said he wasn't bothering with interviewing because he had already accepted a job offer.  Oh, and he was  making about 50% more than the rest of us.    He got the job through a former ex-President of his fraternity.        In a world of who you know, not what you know ... he was at least 5 years head of us on the career ladder.


That does explain a lot. I already knew, but it's always nice to have more examples for the files.
 
2013-04-18 06:24:18 PM

The Muthaship: Rapmaster2000: ZTA Purdue:  Everybody Gets Laid.

At Purdue?  Didn't you have a choice?

Ugliest women I have ever seen and I'm a roller derby ref.....


Yep
Still haven't put artificial turf in Ross-Ade.... so the cheerleaders have a place to graze
 
2013-04-18 06:27:58 PM

WeenerGord: Somebody grabbed a copy of her twitter feed before she deleted it


If that's real this girl is a national treasure.
 
2013-04-18 06:30:57 PM
FuryOfFirestorm:
I don't get why people bother joining a frat.

Were you not reading?
By joining a frat/sor you get "friends" and also meet people of the opposite sex (boyfriend/girlfriend/casual "hookup"/whatever you're into).
I don't get it either, but some people think this makes sense.
 
2013-04-18 06:31:09 PM

InmanRoshi: WeenerGord: Somebody grabbed a copy of her twitter feed before she deleted it

If that's real this girl is a national treasure.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-most-insane-e-mail-from-a-sororit y- girl-you-will-ever-re (Sorry, I know its Buzzfeed, but they identified her but blurred her stuff out...)
 
2013-04-18 06:31:39 PM

MeanJean: WeenerGord

Somebody grabbed a copy of her twitter-feed before she deleted it.

Hmm...casual racism, and saying catty things about other people's appearances. About what I expected.

What an awful person.


I can tell it's fake upon cursory glance.
Come on.
Obviously fake.
 
2013-04-18 06:34:44 PM
Begoggle

I can tell it's fake upon cursory glance.
Come on.
Obviously fake.


Is that you, Becca?

Seriously, why is it so hard to believe that someone who'd write an e-mail like that would have that shiat on her Twitter?
 
2013-04-18 06:35:14 PM

Begoggle: MeanJean: WeenerGord

Somebody grabbed a copy of her twitter-feed before she deleted it.

Hmm...casual racism, and saying catty things about other people's appearances. About what I expected.

What an awful person.

I can tell it's fake upon cursory glance.
Come on.
Obviously fake.


The sooner you accept that this is how vapid and awful she is, the sooner you can get around to ROFLing at her...
 
2013-04-18 06:37:52 PM
To quote Jersey Shore, her Twitterings seem to indicate that she's DTF. So, Farkers, there is that. She might be willing to go for two if you can get Beyoncé involved, but do not bring a chick with a pink Mohawk.
 
2013-04-18 06:40:35 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: InmanRoshi: WeenerGord: Somebody grabbed a copy of her twitter feed before she deleted it

If that's real this girl is a national treasure.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-most-insane-e-mail-from-a-sororit y- girl-you-will-ever-re (Sorry, I know its Buzzfeed, but they identified her but blurred her stuff out...)


 I'm guessing she was raised by a stay at home mom with a 5 bar of Xanax and 2 bottles of wine per day, and a dad who's a stockbroker and doesn't live with the family anymore after he ran off with his secretary half his age in his leased Porsche.
 
2013-04-18 06:43:08 PM
lol, UMD's Delta Gamma website has been hacked: clicky
 
2013-04-18 06:43:23 PM
Coont punt or dick kick?
 
2013-04-18 06:45:42 PM

InmanRoshi: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: InmanRoshi: WeenerGord: Somebody grabbed a copy of her twitter feed before she deleted it

If that's real this girl is a national treasure.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-most-insane-e-mail-from-a-sororit y- girl-you-will-ever-re (Sorry, I know its Buzzfeed, but they identified her but blurred her stuff out...)

 I'm guessing she was raised by a stay at home mom with a 5 bar of Xanax and 2 bottles of wine per day, and a dad who's a stockbroker and doesn't live with the family anymore after he ran off with his secretary half his age in his leased Porsche.


I am going to go with her parents are still together but hate one another. I think her mom does her best to look extremely well put together (or alternatively, she's a hag, hence the daughter's hatred for fat people) and her dad boinks a range of not-her-mom broads, so out of guilt, he pretends to like her mom at holidays and gives the brat an Amex. The girl doesn't use the card on bras or shoes, as I believe has been established, so I am going to guess she buys her sisters' clothes on the Amex and then has them pay her in cash, which she uses on her drug of choice (diet pills!) Rather than sorting out her own issues over her parents' failed marriage, she gets her fill of frat boys who use her like her dad uses his secretaries, her mother's "friends" and now, as she's a Junior in college, her own peers, for his own purposes... Soon, when she's off their dime, they'll get divorced and he'll marry someone only a tiny bit older than her and start his second family!
 
2013-04-18 06:46:44 PM

Lollipop165: lol, UMD's Delta Gamma website has been hacked: clicky


That. Is. Awesome.

It was missing YOLO.
 
2013-04-18 06:48:21 PM

InmanRoshi: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: InmanRoshi: WeenerGord: Somebody grabbed a copy of her twitter feed before she deleted it

If that's real this girl is a national treasure.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-most-insane-e-mail-from-a-sororit y- girl-you-will-ever-re (Sorry, I know its Buzzfeed, but they identified her but blurred her stuff out...)

 I'm guessing she was raised by a stay at home mom with a 5 bar of Xanax and 2 bottles of wine per day, and a dad who's a stockbroker and doesn't live with the family anymore after he ran off with his secretary half his age in his leased Porsche.


Also known as her future.
 
2013-04-18 06:53:08 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I suspect she's the hot one in her house and she's pissed because she was turned down at the higher-status sorority house. Now she's hell bent on improving her house which is made up of pleasant-looking but a little awkward, probably all communications majors who'll get married right away to be stay-at-home suburban moms and have nice little family lives and GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID COONTS!! YOU'RE GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY SOCIAL CLIMBING!!!


Sounds like the plot to The House Bunny, if the main character was a huge b*tch.
 
2013-04-18 07:02:58 PM

Yanks_RSJ: tricycleracer: Dat ass:

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So she's the queen bee of the plain Jane sorority?





With a sixhead
 
2013-04-18 07:11:41 PM

WeenerGord: Somebody grabbed a copy of her twitter feed before she deleted it




Wow. Unfortunately that is how most of these vapid young-uns think these days...
 
2013-04-18 07:12:09 PM
Frats: Because sometimes the only way to get friends is to pay them.

Greek system is chock full of idiots like this. I'm not saying I wouldn't tounge punch her fart box, but I certainly wouldn't talk to her unless I had to.

Thanks for making Terps look bad, hopefully YOUR coontpoont is in the mail.
 
2013-04-18 07:26:11 PM

skinink: Coont punt or dick kick?


coont punt by a mail.  dick kick is just mean.

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Lollipop165: lol, UMD's Delta Gamma website has been hacked: clicky

That. Is. Awesome.

It was missing YOLO.


it was indeed awesauce.  "i regret nothing!"
 
2013-04-18 07:28:34 PM

A Fark Handle: skinink: Coont punt or dick kick?

coont punt by a mail. dick kick is just mean.


mile.  i meant mile.  i'm farking tarded today...
 
2013-04-18 07:28:41 PM
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2013-04-18 07:34:50 PM

The Third Man: spentmiles: Makes me miss Greek life.  Mark and Bryce and I were all pretty good looking in college.  I was probably the best looking.....

Nah, your "lawyer slipping his business card under tourniquets" troll the other day was better.  This isn't very hooky, you can't dance to it, I'm giving it a 4.


Oh I need to see that
 
2013-04-18 07:36:29 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't farking show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter.

So the message here is (a) drink up so you're comfortable; and (2) get to farking. This woman is the sort who, when one of her sorority sisters is raped by a high-status frat boy, will tell her to keep quiet about it, you  probably wanted it more than you're admitting, it's OK, he's hot, do NOT go to the cops because it will totally ruin our relationship with Alpha Beta. Date rape? No, that's the loss-leader you give away to get some repeat business. We must increase our market share in with the high-status fraternities.

I suspect she's the hot one in her house and she's pissed because she was turned down at the higher-status sorority house. Now she's hell bent on improving her house which is made up of pleasant-looking but a little awkward, probably all communications majors who'll get married right away to be stay-at-home suburban moms and have nice little family lives and GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID COONTS!! YOU'RE GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY SOCIAL CLIMBING!!!


Exactly this. It's the funniest thing I've seen since Broadwell/Petraeus. She is going to turn out just like that woman. Nuttier than squirrel turds.
 
2013-04-18 07:38:29 PM
I wonder if she's ticklish?
 
2013-04-18 07:49:29 PM
 
2013-04-18 07:49:51 PM
Wow, such stellar use of English language -- I bet her family is so proud of their little college sorority slut who cares more about acting like an asshole than actually learning for a future career that may guarantee financial independence.
 
2013-04-18 07:52:29 PM

tricycleracer: FishyFred: And BarStoolSports has even more.

Jesus Christ.

Not bad, but I'd hate for her to blow up my Facebook wall if I didn't plow her to her exacting specifications.

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Wow, is that homeschool wife? Looks just like the horseface. But with plastic tits and a fake tan.
 
2013-04-18 07:53:47 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Wow, such stellar use of English language -- I bet her family is so proud of their little college sorority slut who cares more about acting like an asshole than actually learning for a future career that may guarantee financial independence.


Maybe her dad recognizes that she is unemployable (like her mom) and his only hope is to pass her off on a husband?
 
2013-04-18 07:53:52 PM

Lollipop165: Lexx: I LOL'd.  She's an idiot for sending the email out.  Fortunately, although her choice of language isn't great, the content isn't anything objectionable.  The Greek system is ALL about social networking, and her sisters were doing a shiat job of it, fumbling an opportunity someone (probably her) worked hard to arrange.

Yeah this is why I love this letter.  This complaint has happened in every sorority that has ever existed. But those complaints were never, ever this epic.


Fark off. Sororities and fraternities are for narcissists who would rather be popular than work hard at life.
 
2013-04-18 08:14:23 PM
I'll pay money to watch the c*nt punting.
 
2013-04-18 08:32:12 PM

Shostie: Shostie: I love the response from the chapter president.

It's like we get to see the moment just before she realizes she's in way over her head.

Sorry. The response is over here:

http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you- wi ll-ever-read


My name is Rachel Norris and I am the current president of Delta Gamma at the University of Maryland. It has been brought to my attention that you recently published an unsavory email that was sent out over my chapter's list-serve. Is it possible for you to either remove the article or just remove the names "Delta Gamma" and "Sigma Nu" from your article? This email absolutely does not reflect our chapter's values nor Sigma Nu's and any assistance you can give us is greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Rachel Norris


Gawker has removed Rachel's name, I see, but changed nothing else.  And apparently Rachel (who should be young enough to know this) doesn't realize that once it's on the net, IT'S farkING THERE! (Sure, she didn't make the tirade, but it's fitting).
 
2013-04-18 08:33:36 PM

ha-ha-guy: Shostie: Shostie: I love the response from the chapter president.

It's like we get to see the moment just before she realizes she's in way over her head.

Sorry. The response is over here:

http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you- wi ll-ever-read


My name is Rachel Norris and I am the current president of Delta Gamma at the University of Maryland. It has been brought to my attention that you recently published an unsavory email that was sent out over my chapter's list-serve. Is it possible for you to either remove the article or just remove the names "Delta Gamma" and "Sigma Nu" from your article? This email absolutely does not reflect our chapter's values nor Sigma Nu's and any assistance you can give us is greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Rachel Norris

At least she was polite with the request, no "I'm gonna sue you" or some lame attempt to deny it.  Although sticking her name there for Google to index for all of eternity wasn't the greatest idea.  Time to floor the gas on the getting married part and losing your maiden name.


Except that she didn't write the original email; one of her sorority sisters who is on their chapter's executive board and is apparently named Julia sent it.

Apparently she doesn't know how a listserv works.  Oopsie.
 
2013-04-18 08:40:57 PM

cretinbob: [cdn2.screenjunkies.com image 720x576]


Thanks!
 
2013-04-18 08:42:24 PM
I'm a little confused by this line from the follow up email: It has been brought to my attention that you recently published an unsavory email that was sent out over my chapter's list-serve.

She doesn't admit to writing it, so you can't tell if she's covering her ass or covering her ass...
 
2013-04-18 08:55:23 PM
Someones off there meds.
 
2013-04-18 10:03:19 PM
i.imgur.com
This is my favorite one. By far.
 
2013-04-18 10:19:11 PM

MidnightVoyager: This is my favorite one. By far.


"It's gotten to the point where I am so socially isolated and stuck up that I can't talk to people who aren't a carbon copy of me!"
 
2013-04-18 10:33:13 PM

meow said the dog: E-Brake: If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever wooden-slatted chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough farking ride...TL/DR

You have given to me the happiness of all years.  That was the beautiful thing of the beauty.  Can I tell you further how much awesomeness was provided by you.

The rest of you are probably bigger persons who do not see the issues from two sides so for this reason fark you.


I'm not sure about the bigger people, but you are now farkied in green.

/so fark you
 
2013-04-18 10:41:32 PM
I think you have the wrong person here.

I mean, the one who wrote the follow-up is not the same person. This chick's name seems to be Rebecca, and the follow-up was written by a Rachel.

Either way, from all the vile tweets she sent (racism, bigotry, elitism, selfishness, etc.) I can tell she's exactly the kind of person I'd hate to meet. What a horrible little cretin. She's not particularly bright. She's not particularly attractive. She's just mean, self-centered, and snotty.

Guys who find this attractive: Enjoy your first marriage. It won't be your last.
 
2013-04-18 10:44:24 PM

what_now: I can't see actually SENDING it to a list serve. That's...that's stupid. And this girl is probably 17-22, so she should know how the internet works. This isn't like some 70 year old senator being confused about the tubes.


Wow, this statement actually makes sense: "She should know better, she's 20! It's like like she's 70."

We are living in strange times.
 
2013-04-18 10:51:34 PM
I'll never understand the American obsession with proms, frats, and college in general. I suspect it's something to do with the absurd 21 drinking age. Frats, at least at our university, were for the dorks and douche-bags, and the overwhelming majority of students were not frat members. Our highschool graduations are a year end party where half the class can legally buy liquor for the other half, and despite our constitutional monarchy, we don't have kings and queens of the student body and I don't understand what home coming is either.

/small snark
 
2013-04-18 10:55:54 PM
Somebody will take that letter and turn it into a movie. I'm not kidding. Right now, some Hollywood producer is wondering if he can option the movie rights to that letter for about five grand, so they can give some up-and-coming screenwriter two weeks to do a treatment. He's already penciling in Chloe Moretz to star as the author of the letter.
 
2013-04-18 10:57:35 PM
The Delta Gamma website was hacked

/Enjoy before it comes down
//check out the links
 
2013-04-18 11:20:32 PM

kona: Someone has the "needs some new shoes blues"
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Either I'm becoming gay, or those are really bad shoes. Because I'm a 37 yo male, and I said "those are some ugly shoes" after seeing that pic.

Which brings the numbers of pictures where I noticed a person's shoes* to 1.

* (subtracting clown shoes)
 
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