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(Deadspin)   Sorority sister lashes out at her sisters for "FARKING SUCKING" at Greek Week social events. Isn't that what sorority girls do? (Not safe for work language everywhere)   (deadspin.com) divider line 329
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2013-04-18 04:16:06 PM

spentmiles: Makes me miss Greek life.  Mark and Bryce and I were all pretty good looking in college.  I was probably the best looking.....


Nah, your "lawyer slipping his business card under tourniquets" troll the other day was better.  This isn't very hooky, you can't dance to it, I'm giving it a 4.
 
2013-04-18 04:16:09 PM

that bosnian sniper: FuryOfFirestorm: I don't get why people bother joining a frat. If I want to be abused, humiliated, and almost die from alcohol poisoning, I can do it for a lot cheaper than $1600.

The thing that gets me is the "greek life" racket is so mind-bogglingly potent and effective, that they get women --  women for god's sake -- to  pay for this shiat. Not just pay,  pay a  shiatload of money.


Not mind-boggling at all.  They've been trained since they were 4 years old that the best way to get friends is to buy them.
 
2013-04-18 04:16:21 PM
she's just mad they were beaver dammin' her.
 
2013-04-18 04:16:42 PM
What does, "SOR me" mean?
 
2013-04-18 04:16:54 PM
Lmfao, wow.  That chick seems awesome.   coont punt??  She had a few other zingers too.
 
2013-04-18 04:17:18 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: ng, I can do it for a lot cheaper than $1600.

One of the worst assholes I ever knew was my roommate in college. He spent 90% of his time getting sh*t-faced drunk at his fraternity (the douche only got in because his brother was vice president of the frat or something) and the remaining 10% of his time was spent entering our dorm at 3 AM, soaked in booze and puking all over the floor.


When I joined the fraternity had been known as the "cool guy frat," some musicians, some artists, some potheads, not a lot of binge drinking (the guys who had done that had gotten massive sanctions brought down on the fraternity and had been expunged). Lots of cool, down to earth people. However that paradigm quickly changed because we had to start bringing in new folks, and everyone else focused on quantity over quality. You can guess how that went - I ended up despising 99% of the new members as they tried to turn it into a "jocks only" club and in general made my life miserable.
 
2013-04-18 04:17:22 PM
fastcache.gawkerassets.com

Wonder joints!
 
2013-04-18 04:17:51 PM
This is why I never joined any sort of chick club. I mean, I appreciate this broad's gift of cuss, because I loves me some excessive bleepity language, but what a coont this biotch is! I could probably write such a diatribe, but it would be about soccer referees that suck.
 
2013-04-18 04:17:55 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: WhippingBoy: FuryOfFirestorm: I don't get why people bother joining a frat.

Non-stop anal sex.

As a gay man, that's not a problem for me.


Well, there ya go then!
 
2013-04-18 04:18:26 PM
Fake.
 
2013-04-18 04:18:28 PM
Visit Universal Studios

/ask for Babs
//Sigma Nu will be very interested if you suck
 
2013-04-18 04:19:03 PM

macadamnut: FuryOfFirestorm: I don't get why people bother joining a frat. If I want to be abused, humiliated, and almost die from alcohol poisoning, I can do it for a lot cheaper than $1600.

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

/obligatory


While I am a geek (the non-pencil neck variety), I had perfect skin and I was a member of the FFA in high school (there was no Chess Club, sadly). Also, I prefer cock over pussy, and I have lots of friends that I met and kept over the years that didn't acquire via cheap alcohol or paying thousands of dollars.

I'm sorry your parents paid out the nose so you could crawl on all fours in a diaper while you got paddled by several dozen guys - or as I call it, "Tuesday Night".
 
2013-04-18 04:19:26 PM
So this is the stupid shiat I missed not going to a U?

iamokwiththis.jpg
 
2013-04-18 04:19:41 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Jesus, what a b*tch.

Here's the "tl:dr" version of her letter:

"OMG you guys! Stop liking what I don't like!"


That's not it at all.  The Sorority is like a business and she is telling the employees to shape up and do their jobs.
 
2013-04-18 04:19:51 PM
Home for the Criminally Inane.
 
2013-04-18 04:19:52 PM

Wayne 985: What does, "SOR me" mean?


I was wondering about that, so I googled it... and I think the most likely reference is "Sex Offender Registry."

In other words, she made a rape joke, but did it by verbing an acronym.
 
2013-04-18 04:20:28 PM
I love her letter. It's beautiful.
 
2013-04-18 04:20:34 PM
Dat ass:

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2013-04-18 04:20:57 PM
I'd poont her coont if you know what I mean and I...

Well, you get the idea.
 
2013-04-18 04:21:19 PM
white people problems
 
2013-04-18 04:21:47 PM

tricycleracer: Dat ass:

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 716x960]


Quit being so nosy.
 
2013-04-18 04:21:48 PM

Mog32Kupo: She looks like a total sorowhore.


It's "sorostitute".
 
2013-04-18 04:22:41 PM

FishyFred: She's about to learn something she didn't know: Actions can have consequences.


do you know how many time I have to tell my kids (the college students I work with) that exact thing.  Some of them just don't get it until someone from the National Office shows up to pitch a fit.
 
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2013-04-18 04:24:00 PM
This is how you respond properly to her email:

"Wait, are you the fat one, or the slutty one?"
 
2013-04-18 04:24:33 PM

tricycleracer: Dat ass:

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So she's the queen bee of the plain Jane sorority?
 
2013-04-18 04:25:31 PM
i bet the one in the middle got coont poonted.
 
2013-04-18 04:25:47 PM

Yanks_RSJ: tricycleracer: Dat ass:

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 716x960]

So she's the queen bee of the plain Jane sorority?


And all the Plain Janes have boyfriends in frats other than Sigma Nu and she's jelly.
 
2013-04-18 04:25:49 PM

scubamage: Greek life, the worst 1600$ of my hard earned money I ever spent. What a farking waste.


$1600?  holy shiat.  I paid $25/year while I was active.  Does that kind of money at least get you blown on a weekly basis?
 
2013-04-18 04:26:10 PM
Gawd I miss college.
 
2013-04-18 04:26:35 PM

marleymaniac: So this is the stupid shiat I missed not going to a U?

iamokwiththis.jpg


Yep. I was in a biochemistry 101 (every class I ever took really) and the professor put this up on the screen. I mean it was all notated and scientific, but this is all that they teach in all college classes for every major in every college and university in the United States of America.

I'm surprised more people don't recognize it from their collegiate studies.
 
2013-04-18 04:26:50 PM

LikeALeafOnTheWind: i bet the one in the middle got coont poonted.


Probably, but the one in the tights got poonted twice. Once for not understanding the email and another time for that ugly dress.
 
2013-04-18 04:27:04 PM

Yanks_RSJ: tricycleracer: Dat ass:

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So she's the queen bee of the plain Jane sorority?


She's an elder on the council, so maybe not top brass...but yeah, she seems to be the 'THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HIGH SCHOOL, AND HIGH SCHOOL WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF MY LIFE'

Calm down, sister.  Not everyone is an AW and just wants comradery  of a sisterhood.
 
2013-04-18 04:27:51 PM

ManateeGag: scubamage: Greek life, the worst 1600$ of my hard earned money I ever spent. What a farking waste.

$1600?  holy shiat.  I paid $25/year while I was active.  Does that kind of money at least get you blown on a weekly basis?


Ours was $100/semester I think. It mainly went to any and all arts and crafts (ie making posters for bake sales - there's a lot of that in sorority life) and throwing parties and we had a little fund to help out sisters and pledges who needed help affording the fees and pledge books and things.
 
2013-04-18 04:27:54 PM
i went way overboard with the snark on that sh*t.
 
2013-04-18 04:29:30 PM
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biatch needs a sammich.

/sharp knees, ect.
 
2013-04-18 04:30:13 PM

The Muthaship: Rapmaster2000: ZTA Purdue:  Everybody Gets Laid.

At Purdue?  Didn't you have a choice?

Ugliest women I have ever seen and I'm a roller derby ref.....


No argument there.  Stupid engineering school.
 
2013-04-18 04:30:42 PM

Nabb1: What a demure, reserved young lass.


i'd rather hang out with the sorority sisters berated in the letter than the girl that wrote it.
 
2013-04-18 04:30:51 PM
That was farking great, reminded me of all out email wars where the point was shock humor and satirical over the top mocking.

Coont punt is greatness
 
2013-04-18 04:30:59 PM

Mog32Kupo: comradery


*twitch*

// camaraderie
// no spell check, biatches!
 
2013-04-18 04:31:40 PM

blatz514: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 184x960]

biatch needs a sammich.

/sharp knees, ect.


A photo that J.J. Abrams would be proud of.
 
2013-04-18 04:32:15 PM
I'd like to think this is the revised version. The one she sent after she calmed down and fixed it.

coont
Punt
 
2013-04-18 04:32:49 PM

SlothB77: Nabb1: What a demure, reserved young lass.

i'd rather hang out with the sorority sisters berated in the letter than the girl that wrote it.


They all sound boring and annoying. This one is the loud annoying one who thinks she's queen, but the other ones are stuck up biotches who are socially awkward. And you know they can't hold their liquor. No way I'd hang out with them, because I don't like to be vomited on.
 
2013-04-18 04:33:19 PM
Wow, reading thorough this thead... You guys disappoint. Oh yeah, you'd rather bitterly hate young girls than laugh with them.
 
2013-04-18 04:33:42 PM
Are we allowed use the C word now?
 
2013-04-18 04:33:53 PM

blatz514: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 184x960]

biatch needs a sammich.

/sharp knees, ect.


And new shoes
 
2013-04-18 04:34:08 PM

FishyFred: She's about to learn something she didn't know: Actions can have consequences.


My wife's second cousin got kicked out of school for making similar threats. They don't play around anymore.
 
2013-04-18 04:35:53 PM
coont punt !! That LITERALLY MADE ME LOL!!
 
2013-04-18 04:35:55 PM

Shostie: Shostie: I love the response from the chapter president.

It's like we get to see the moment just before she realizes she's in way over her head.

Sorry. The response is over here:

http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you- wi ll-ever-read


My name is Rachel Norris and I am the current president of Delta Gamma at the University of Maryland. It has been brought to my attention that you recently published an unsavory email that was sent out over my chapter's list-serve. Is it possible for you to either remove the article or just remove the names "Delta Gamma" and "Sigma Nu" from your article? This email absolutely does not reflect our chapter's values nor Sigma Nu's and any assistance you can give us is greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Rachel Norris


Yeah, that's my sorority sister... Proud alumn over here...

/Date a Delta Gamma because nothing goes down faster than an Anchor...
 
2013-04-18 04:36:14 PM

blatz514: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 184x960]

biatch needs a sammich.

/sharp knees, ect.


Doesn't she have any other shoes?

Typical Maryland trash...
 
2013-04-18 04:36:22 PM

tricycleracer: Dat ass:

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 716x960]



Isn't that Casey Anthony on the right???!!!
 
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