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(The Consumerist)   Woman sues CVS for listing her name on a receipt as "Ching Chong"   (consumerist.com) divider line 239
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2013-04-18 12:57:35 PM  

Bondith: FirstNationalBastard: tricycleracer: What derogatory name could a Chinese restaurant put on a white person's bill?

Roundeye Largepenis?
Slab Bulkhead?
Big Mclargehuge?
Punt Speedchunk
Fridge Largemeat?
Bob Johnson?

That never stops being funny.

Gwai-lo
Ghost-man
Round-eyed Foreign Devil


We put our faith in Brast Hardcheese!
 
2013-04-18 12:57:40 PM  

tricycleracer: What derogatory name could a Chinese restaurant put on a white person's bill?


Joseph Smith? King Plac?
 
2013-04-18 12:58:03 PM  

tricycleracer: What derogatory name could a Chinese restaurant put on a white person's bill?


I worked at a Chinese resturaunt for 5 years as the token white guy. Here are some of the favorites to put on your bill ...

Fat bastard ...  脂肪混蛋
No gratuity ... 沒有酬金
biatch ... 母狗
 
2013-04-18 12:58:11 PM  
Goddamnit, mobile Fark keeps losing my posts. The long and short of it: You don't get to be a racist piece of shiat and get away with it anymore in America. Times have changed, and ignorant racists and homophobes need to get with the farking program.
 
2013-04-18 12:59:04 PM  

tricycleracer: What derogatory name could a Chinese restaurant put on a white person's bill?



Whitebread McMayo
 
2013-04-18 12:59:09 PM  
Dubtodalll:I fail to see how anyone deserves financial compensation for something like this.

Oh, I 100% agree.

However, being Asian and having enjoyed a number of taunts while growing up, I would say the appropriate remedy would be to allow the woman one try at punching the responsible cashier as hard as possible.

Or a single kick to the groin, if the cashier is male.
 
2013-04-18 12:59:15 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-18 12:59:30 PM  

tricycleracer: What derogatory name could a Chinese restaurant put on a white person's bill?


Louis CK - Being White
 
2013-04-18 12:59:36 PM  

theknuckler_33: Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker!


Honkey.
 
2013-04-18 01:00:46 PM  

mooseyfate: Goddamnit, mobile Fark keeps losing my posts. The long and short of it: You don't get to be a racist piece of shiat and get away with it anymore in America. Times have changed, and ignorant racists and homophobes need to get with the farking program.


Yeah!

I mean, no one has really done anything about changing the underlying feelings of the people, but they sure have made it bad to say some stupid words!
 
2013-04-18 01:00:59 PM  
Okay lady. Your feelers were hurt but exactly $1,000,000 will take all the pain away? Hmm... uh ras surspishous

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2013-04-18 01:01:24 PM  

Biff_Steel:


ANIMAL IN TWOUBLE
 
2013-04-18 01:01:37 PM  
I miss the 80s:

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2013-04-18 01:01:43 PM  

tricycleracer: What derogatory name could a Chinese restaurant put on a white person's bill?


Jack McGarrett
 
2013-04-18 01:01:54 PM  
I agree that this lady deserves sone compensation for the humiliation of being insulted on a receipt.

Surely 20 bucks should do it, right? Maybe 100, tops? I don't see where she gets a million from.
 
2013-04-18 01:02:02 PM  

theknuckler_33: The suit seeks $1 million in damages.

You know, what that person did is wrong and racist and should probably be fired for being a massive douche... but can we get over ourselves as a society please. A million farking dollars for getting a little pissed off at a cashier?  Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker!


I get the strong suspicion that the lawsuit only came about because CVS wasn't going to do shiat about their employee. CVS counseling? Seriously? That's gotta be just slightly more useless than high school counseling. If they don't want to take responsibility for their employee and fire him, they should most certainly be given a reason to not do that shiat again in the future. If they know that every time one of their employees says something racist to a customer it's going to cost them $1 million, they'll start firing the offenders on the spot like they should.
 
2013-04-18 01:02:10 PM  
吃了整狗和爱  - Ate a whole dog and loved it
 
2013-04-18 01:02:20 PM  

probesport: theknuckler_33: Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker!

Honkey.


Proud White Southerner.
 
2013-04-18 01:02:38 PM  
tricycleracer: What derogatory name would a Chinese restaurant put on a white person's bill?


How is your question relevant since the person in the article is Korean?
 
2013-04-18 01:03:30 PM  
发挥表可乐的笑话  - played joke with tables Coke
 
2013-04-18 01:05:00 PM  

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: Asian people think we smell like cheese.


Is this true? What cheeses have Asians smelled? I didn't think Asians had cheeses. Aren't yellow people lactose intolerant?

Actually, upon more thorough investigation.. at least part of me undeniably smells like cheese.
 
2013-04-18 01:05:02 PM  

jack21221: I agree that this lady deserves sone compensation for the humiliation of being insulted on a receipt.

Surely 20 bucks should do it, right? Maybe 100, tops? I don't see where she gets a million from.


I think the million came about when CVS made the mistake of offering her only two dolla.
 
2013-04-18 01:06:19 PM  

jack21221: I agree that this lady deserves sone compensation for the humiliation of being insulted on a receipt.

Surely 20 bucks should do it, right? Maybe 100, tops? I don't see where she gets a million from.


From CVS. It's in the lawsuit.
 
2013-04-18 01:06:19 PM  
Maybe if every time this happened we took the amount of money for whatever transaction it was out of the offending employee's salary to pay for the product so the customer gets it free and the stupid employee loses money.
 
2013-04-18 01:06:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: jack21221: I agree that this lady deserves sone compensation for the humiliation of being insulted on a receipt.

Surely 20 bucks should do it, right? Maybe 100, tops? I don't see where she gets a million from.

I think the million came about when CVS made the mistake of offering her only two dolla.


Five dolla! Long time!
 
2013-04-18 01:06:31 PM  
CSB time.  Back in the really old days around the time the world wide web was just starting to become popular, my Dad had an AOL account that I used.  AOL was actually half decent back then.  Well anyway, I was a huge fan of the Ultima game series, so chose a couple screen names, including my fark moniker and also Shamino with some number at the end of it.  Well a few months later, My dad got his bill from AOL, and the name on the account showed my dad's first name followed by the word "ultima" and his last name followed by the word "ultimas".  It was kind of funny to me as a teenager, but he was pissed and had me call them to tell them how unprofessional it was and such.  I called and they denied that anyone would ever do such a thing and tried to accuse me of being the one that did it and trying to hide it from my Dad.  I told off the bastard and changed it back myself, only to have it happen again a few months later.  Some people that work at these companies can be really immature.
 
2013-04-18 01:06:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: mooseyfate: Goddamnit, mobile Fark keeps losing my posts. The long and short of it: You don't get to be a racist piece of shiat and get away with it anymore in America. Times have changed, and ignorant racists and homophobes need to get with the farking program.

Yeah!

I mean, no one has really done anything about changing the underlying feelings of the people, but they sure have made it bad to say some stupid words!


As well they should. Your behavior isn't acceptable, you should be made to understand that. No amount of fake CVS counseling is going to change their attitude since it's based entirely on ignorance, wether it was passed down in the family or picked up from the environment around them. I'm not going to tolerate someone else's blatant racism just because their parents were pieces of shiat and they were too lazy and/or cowardly to educate themselves. I grew up in an incredibly racist town and let me tell you, it's no way to treat another human.
 
2013-04-18 01:07:21 PM  

ransack.: Rembrant_Q_Einstein: Asian people think we smell like cheese.

Is this true? What cheeses have Asians smelled? I didn't think Asians had cheeses. Aren't yellow people lactose intolerant?

Actually, upon more thorough investigation.. at least part of me undeniably smells like cheese.


Nah, you all smell like rancid beef.
 
2013-04-18 01:07:23 PM  

mooseyfate: Goddamnit, mobile Fark keeps losing my posts. The long and short of it: You don't get to be a racist piece of shiat and get away with it anymore in America. Times have changed, and ignorant racists and homophobes need to get with the farking program.


Stfu you milk-drinking financially responsible honky-ass pasty cracker. Go back to Europe!
 
2013-04-18 01:07:26 PM  
"Ching chong chinaman sittin' on fence, tryin to make a dollar outta fifteen cents".....

/all I got and it's terrible
//but really, being racist is one thing, but to display it at your employer?  Grade A asshole
///a million farking dollars for having your feelings hurt?  Fark you...get over it biatch, Korean or otherwise
 
2013-04-18 01:08:50 PM  

Anenu: Maybe if every time this happened we took the amount of money for whatever transaction it was out of the offending employee's salary to pay for the product so the customer gets it free and the stupid employee loses money.


I'd be cool with that.
 
2013-04-18 01:08:56 PM  
My name is Ching Chung dammit! Ching CHUNG!
 
2013-04-18 01:09:05 PM  
For $1 million I'll let people call me whatever the hell they want to.

My feelings were hurt!!  You owe me one million!

Or should I say "one meereon" in this case?
 
2013-04-18 01:09:07 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Dubtodalll:I fail to see how anyone deserves financial compensation for something like this.

Oh, I 100% agree.

However, being Asian and having enjoyed a number of taunts while growing up, I would say the appropriate remedy would be to allow the woman one try at punching the responsible cashier as hard as possible.

Or a single kick to the groin, if the cashier is male.


You're an Asian and I have to remind you that all Asians are programmed with Kung-fu instincts?

An Asian letting you hit him?IT'S A TRAP!
 
2013-04-18 01:09:50 PM  

ransack.: Rembrant_Q_Einstein: Asian people think we smell like cheese.

Is this true? What cheeses have Asians smelled? I didn't think Asians had cheeses. Aren't yellow people lactose intolerant?

Actually, upon more thorough investigation.. at least part of me undeniably smells like cheese.


Depends on what you mean by "Asia". But if you mean "east of the Himalayas", good luck with that. Remember, Asians ferment beans (tofu, miso, etc) and Westerners think it's gross. Westerners ferment milk (cheese) and Asians think it's gross. I've had a number of Chinese friends over the years, and the majority of them all think cheese is disgusting and can't imagine why we eat it. The percentage is probably a little worse than the percentage of Americans who think tofu is disgusting.
 
2013-04-18 01:09:58 PM  
You can sue someone for calling you a bad name ... holy shiat ... I could've been the richest 3rd grader ... EVER ... dammit!
 
2013-04-18 01:10:31 PM  

jack21221: I agree that this lady deserves sone compensation for the humiliation of being insulted on a receipt.

Surely 20 bucks should do it, right? Maybe 100, tops? I don't see where she gets a million from.


The only thing she should get is a gift card from CVS and an apology from the manager. There is no way in hell she should get a court settlement out of this
 
2013-04-18 01:10:36 PM  

SirEattonHogg: tricycleracer: What derogatory name would a Chinese restaurant put on a white person's bill?


How is your question relevant since the person in the article is Korean?


I hate Korean food.
 
2013-04-18 01:10:58 PM  
Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
 
2013-04-18 01:11:19 PM  

ShaggyMarrs: Okay lady. Your feelers were hurt but exactly $1,000,000 will take all the pain away? Hmm... uh ras surspishous

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Damn, dude, that's racist, implying Asians have feelers. They got eyes just like everyone else, not feelers.

/Well, maybe not like EVERYONE else...
 
2013-04-18 01:11:21 PM  

seadoo2006: You can sue someone for calling you a bad name ... holy shiat ... I could've been the richest 3rd grader ... EVER ... dammit!


all the money in the world isn't gonna make the cootie shot real, cootieboy
 
2013-04-18 01:15:02 PM  

mooseyfate: Anenu: Maybe if every time this happened we took the amount of money for whatever transaction it was out of the offending employee's salary to pay for the product so the customer gets it free and the stupid employee loses money.

I'd be cool with that.


Pretty sure photo lab techs don't get salaries. My sister made like $7/hr doing that for Walgreen's and Consumer Value Stores.
 
2013-04-18 01:15:05 PM  
www.givememyremote.com

She works at CVS now?
 
2013-04-18 01:15:06 PM  

mooseyfate: FirstNationalBastard: mooseyfate: Goddamnit, mobile Fark keeps losing my posts. The long and short of it: You don't get to be a racist piece of shiat and get away with it anymore in America. Times have changed, and ignorant racists and homophobes need to get with the farking program.

Yeah!

I mean, no one has really done anything about changing the underlying feelings of the people, but they sure have made it bad to say some stupid words!

As well they should. Your behavior isn't acceptable, you should be made to understand that. No amount of fake CVS counseling is going to change their attitude since it's based entirely on ignorance, wether it was passed down in the family or picked up from the environment around them. I'm not going to tolerate someone else's blatant racism just because their parents were pieces of shiat and they were too lazy and/or cowardly to educate themselves. I grew up in an incredibly racist town and let me tell you, it's no way to treat another human.


...and all it's doing is putting a bandaid on a gunshot wound.

You make this set of words bad, well, they'll just find new words to mean the same thing. The same feelings will remain, they'll just be couched in more socially acceptable words. So, an obvious word like "coon" may be gone, and instead, they'll just snidely refer to "welfare recipients".

I mean, hell, haven't you seen the way the Republicans have mastered this artform?

And all the while, people still hate and discriminate. They just sound much more polite and much less obvious doing it.
 
2013-04-18 01:15:08 PM  

mainstreet62: Ahem:

Q: How do Chinese people get their names?

A: They throw a wok down a flight of stairs.

/runs


Bing Dong Clong Kwang?
 
2013-04-18 01:15:10 PM  

platkat: tricycleracer: What derogatory name could a Chinese restaurant put on a white person's bill?

C. Student


Favorited.
 
2013-04-18 01:16:36 PM  
Was it this girl?

i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-18 01:16:41 PM  
Ransack:

You're an Asian and I have to remind you that all Asians are programmed with Kung-fu instincts?

An Asian letting you hit him?  IT's A TRAP!


Makes me think about the one time I got into a fist fight.  Well, really it was a few punches each way, an attempt to grab each other, and it was over. Just me and the other guy looking at each other with a pissed off look.

And far from my innate Kung-fu abilities, I have to say I really punched like a little girl.
 
2013-04-18 01:17:04 PM  
 
2013-04-18 01:17:24 PM  

tricycleracer: What derogatory name could a Chinese restaurant put on a white person's bill?



They would just pee in the coke instead, duh.
 
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