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(BBC)   Bad: going through all the effort of breaking into a car and finding nothing of value to steal. Worse: breaking into a car full of toxic asbestos   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 62
    More: Scary, mesothelioma, decontamination  
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2013-04-18 04:02:57 PM  
Had my pickup broken into years ago. All they took was my baseball cleats. Had BAD leaking bloody & flaking athletes foot at the time. So, I'm getting a kick......
 
2013-04-18 04:07:08 PM  
Bad enough when it's on the pipes. But when they break it loose it's dusty.

Breath a sh^t load of that when you  BREAK OPEN a bag.

Instant karma..
 
2013-04-18 04:21:50 PM  
I've had a lot of stupid shiat stolen from me around the apartment building I live in. They have stolen wore out ugly rugs,an outside garbage can with huge holes in the bottom and they stole ferns from my upstairs neighbor. I mean who the fark steals that shiat?
 
2013-04-18 04:24:15 PM  
I used to haul light-activated zombies in my caravan/trailer until someone broke in.

It required a breathing aparatus, a gallon of Febreze, a large pooper scooper, rubber gloves, lots of paper towels and wet wipes just to cleanup where he soiled his pants.

Had to used an industrial pressure washer on the trailer. Finally sold it to some roofers. It never smelled right afterwards.
 
2013-04-18 04:25:00 PM  

A Terrible Human: I've had a lot of stupid shiat stolen from me around the apartment building I live in. They have stolen wore out ugly rugs,an outside garbage can with huge holes in the bottom and they stole ferns from my upstairs neighbor. I mean who the fark steals that shiat?


Crack heads, in my experience.
 
2013-04-18 04:26:56 PM  

A Terrible Human: I've had a lot of stupid shiat stolen from me around the apartment building I live in. They have stolen wore out ugly rugs,an outside garbage can with huge holes in the bottom and they stole ferns from my upstairs neighbor. I mean who the fark steals that shiat?


probably a terrible human.
 
2013-04-18 04:59:52 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Well, I can sue the car's owner for mesothelioma. He didn't put a sign on the car that read "Danger Asbestos in Auto. Do Not Break In/Asbestos Peligro en Auto. Se meten a"


Are you one those late-night t.v. lawyers?
 
2013-04-18 05:29:09 PM  

Walker: Instant karma's gonna get you.


Asbestos isn't that instant. it would have been better if it had been full of cyanide gas.
 
2013-04-18 06:30:38 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Actually the link between smoking and asbestos exposure is an area not fully explored along with other carcinogens.


The mesothelioma link between smoking and asbestos exposure is STRONGLY known for many years now.  When you look at occupational asbestos exposure leading to mesothelioma, and correlate that with smokers, the risk is something absurd like 50x greater if you are a smoker.  [aunt died of meso last year, so I got to find out these things]
 
2013-04-18 06:53:18 PM  
Asbestos
Is
Not
Toxic


It is a cancer causing agent but if you attempted suicide by it you'd only manage to be really itchy when you choked to death.
 
2013-04-18 07:25:37 PM  

tripleseven: Crack heads, in my experience.


Where I live it'd be meth heads. It was probably cause I didn't let someone use the phone.

deanis: probably a terrible human.


Ha.
 
2013-04-18 07:59:01 PM  
Dammed BBC.  They should have kept quiet about this.  Had they kept quiet, the thieves would have died and saved the taxpayers a lot of money.  Now if they're caught, they'll be sent to hospital  for tests and possible treatment.  Then they'll be put on trial for burglary.  If convicted they'll be sent to jail at further taxpayer expense.  All this will cost the taxpayers many thousands of pounds. The alternative would have been a few quid to bury them.
 
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