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2013-04-18 11:51:34 AM  
breezycreativedesign.com

Which letter is the 'A'?
 
2013-04-18 12:01:07 PM  
No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least
 
2013-04-18 12:07:00 PM  

SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least


The Serbian Film of news?
 
2013-04-18 12:13:09 PM  
You have to admit the logo is pretty similar to this:

www.horrorphile.net
 
2013-04-18 12:13:49 PM  
so wrong for so many reasons,
but so right for so many more
 
2013-04-18 12:30:18 PM  

GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?


A friend told me about Serbian Film. Read the synopsis on IMDB. I have a rule, I never watch a movie that has the line "newborn porn" in it.
 
2013-04-18 01:12:09 PM  
The New York Post is probably grateful that the cavalacade of fail on CNN the past few days has taken the heat off them.
 
2013-04-18 01:14:41 PM  

jake_lex: The New York Post is probably grateful that the cavalacade of fail on CNN the past few days has taken the heat off them.


Not quite - New York Post continues on its spree of ruining the lives of dark skinned people who happened to be in the crowd at the Boston Marathon
 
2013-04-18 01:21:00 PM  

GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?


The I Spit On Your Grave of news?
 
2013-04-18 01:21:39 PM  
I, for one, would much prefer speculation to the outright lies, misdirection and political derpage that CNN and ALL OTHER MEDIA perform as paid tools and shills.
 
2013-04-18 01:22:52 PM  
They've become? You mean this is a new thing?
 
2013-04-18 01:23:24 PM  

Summoner101: GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?

The I Spit On Your Grave of news?


The 'I will taunt you a second time' news?.
 
2013-04-18 01:23:32 PM  
Please keep Wolf Blitzer out of the literbox that is now the news.
 
2013-04-18 01:26:39 PM  
This is what happens when you hire Jeff Zucker, a guy who tanked NBC's primetime programming, to head your news division.
 
2013-04-18 01:26:57 PM  

CygnusDarius: Summoner101: GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?

The I Spit On Your Grave of news?

The 'I will taunt you a second time' news?.

The Last house on the left of news?..

 
2013-04-18 01:27:06 PM  
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

Boston shame.
 
2013-04-18 01:27:28 PM  
Ahh I remember when CNN meant Clinton News Network, that was back when they had some integrity *snicker*
 
2013-04-18 01:28:17 PM  

snocone: I, for one, would much prefer speculation to the outright lies, misdirection and political derpage that CNN and ALL OTHER MEDIA perform as paid tools and shills.


i208.photobucket.com
the military -industrial-media complex frowns on your shenanigans
 
2013-04-18 01:28:20 PM  
CNN thought yesterday won them the shiatty news covering sweepstakes, and the Post said nooooooooooo.
 
2013-04-18 01:29:00 PM  

darth_badger: Please keep Wolf Blitzer out of the literbox that is now the news.


I like how after the bombing Wolfie asked a runner if he'll be back next year. I have never wanted to punch someone in the face harder.
 
2013-04-18 01:29:25 PM  
to be fair FOXNews jumped the gun too but for reason they are getting no where the heat CNN is getting. I wonder why. My conclusion is FN has a lot more loyalist type viewers whereas CNN doesn't.
 
2013-04-18 01:29:35 PM  
CNN- once awesome, then relevant, now a joke.

/kind of like ESPN
 
2013-04-18 01:31:58 PM  
"This video only plays in te United States"

Assholes.
 
2013-04-18 01:32:43 PM  

SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least


they made a sequel?!?

/off to tpb
 
2013-04-18 01:32:52 PM  

stir22: /kind of like ESPN


ESPN's Coverage was the best of all outlets.
 
2013-04-18 01:33:10 PM  

stir22: CNN- once awesome, then relevant, now a joke.

/kind of like ESPN


Mix Agenda and Money, this is what you get.

Greed is Damned Good!
 
2013-04-18 01:33:16 PM  
CNN became the dog's breakfast in my eyes in 2002-2003.

They have not improved.
 
2013-04-18 01:35:21 PM  
fark all network news. They're just a bunch of assholes trying to push an agenda. I'll get my news from places I trust like the AP,Reuters and BBC. The talking heads on TV can go stuff their heads up their asses even further than they are now.
 
2013-04-18 01:37:43 PM  

stir22: CNN- once awesome, then relevant, now a joke.

/kind of like ESPN


ESPN started as an awesome joke, and is now just boring. It was never "relevant" any more than sports are ever relevant.  I am, however, sick of SportCenter and Pardon The Interruption running on repeat 12 hours a day.

/bring back bowling tournaments and strongman competitions from 10 years ago
 
2013-04-18 01:41:23 PM  
CNN has been on a roll lately. Did anyone else read the article that announced that Chi Cheng, the original bassist for the deftones, died after 5 years in a coma? They misspelled the band name and posted a picture of the NEW bassist and said it was Chi (the only pic in the article). The metalheads in the comments were losing their shiat.
 
2013-04-18 01:42:53 PM  
i280.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-18 01:43:08 PM  

stir22: CNN- once awesome, then relevant, now a joke.

/kind of like ESPN



1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-18 01:43:11 PM  

mike_d85: /bring back bowling tournaments and strongman competitions from 10 years ago


And roller derby.

And the beach workout shows.
 
2013-04-18 01:44:22 PM  

A Terrible Human: fark all network news. They're just a bunch of assholes trying to push an agenda. I'll get my news from places I trust like the AP,Reuters and BBC. The talking heads on TV can go stuff their heads up their asses even further than they are now.


The AP ran with the 'suspect arrested' story too.
 
2013-04-18 01:44:26 PM  

A Terrible Human: fark all network news. They're just a bunch of assholes trying to push an agenda. I'll get my news from places I trust like the AP,Reuters and BBC. The talking heads on TV can go stuff their heads up their asses even further than they are now.


You can take AP off of your shortlist.  They are so farking fricking scared of losing their subscribing papers they don't post news at all.
 
2013-04-18 01:45:54 PM  
tsb/ I was slumbering in the sack one night with a former GF, when she was stung by an actual centipede.  Her scream *nearly* shattered the window glass.  They can be nasty buggers, if you happen to piss it off.

/Ian Fleming's "Dr, No" novel employed one to try kill 007, rather than the relatively harmless tarantula seen in the flick
 
2013-04-18 01:47:09 PM  

Wadded Beef: [i280.photobucket.com image 759x229]


Put a little turd at the end of the last N.
Thanks in advance.
 
2013-04-18 01:47:37 PM  

epyonyx: darth_badger: Please keep Wolf Blitzer out of the literbox that is now the news.

I like how after the bombing Wolfie asked a runner if he'll be back next year. I have never wanted to punch someone in the face harder.


That doesn't bother me so much, although that may be because I watched part of Chris Cuomo's patronizing interview with the grandmother of one of the victims. Apparently CNN is warping my view of what is considered news.
 
2013-04-18 01:47:41 PM  

ColSanders: mike_d85: /bring back bowling tournaments and strongman competitions from 10 years ago

And roller derby.

And the beach workout shows.


You cable/satellite doesn't get this?

smoothmat.files.wordpress.com

They're all there, and more!

/squirrel waterskiing FTW!
 
2013-04-18 01:47:51 PM  

robsul82: CNN thought yesterday won them the shiatty news covering sweepstakes, and the Post said nooooooooooo.


yeah, running those photos was a special kind of stupid.
 
2013-04-18 01:47:58 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: to be fair FOXNews jumped the gun too but for reason they are getting no where the heat CNN is getting. I wonder why. My conclusion is FN has a lot more loyalist type viewers whereas CNN doesn't.


they benefit from lower expectations. no one expects them to be credible.
 
2013-04-18 01:49:45 PM  

A Fark Handle: robsul82: CNN thought yesterday won them the shiatty news covering sweepstakes, and the Post said nooooooooooo.

yeah, running those photos was a special kind of stupid.


We were arguing those same photos yesterday on Fark.  In some thread down there.
 
2013-04-18 01:50:46 PM  
What does that make Fox News?

roofyourworld.com
 
2013-04-18 01:52:18 PM  

Hobodeluxe: SuperNinjaToad: to be fair FOXNews jumped the gun too but for reason they are getting no where the heat CNN is getting. I wonder why. My conclusion is FN has a lot more loyalist type viewers whereas CNN doesn't.

they benefit from lower expectations. no one expects them to be credible.


pretty much this.  granted the ny post decided to carry the flag of stupid.
 
2013-04-18 01:52:45 PM  
i266.photobucket.com

Crappy hack job by someone who is self taught about layers and scaling and scaling layers.
 
2013-04-18 01:52:57 PM  
d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net
 
2013-04-18 01:53:12 PM  

ColSanders: mike_d85: /bring back bowling tournaments and strongman competitions from 10 years ago

And roller derby.

And the beach workout shows.


I believe I might have fapped to both as a child.

/"Dude, get out of the way! That chick in the third row has boobs!"
 
2013-04-18 01:54:59 PM  

tuna fingers: A Fark Handle: robsul82: CNN thought yesterday won them the shiatty news covering sweepstakes, and the Post said nooooooooooo.

yeah, running those photos was a special kind of stupid.

We were arguing those same photos yesterday on Fark.  In some thread down there.


i know i was there.  but there's a difference between farks on fark arguing photos versus a "news" outlet publishing them.  i can say an arrest has been made, just makes me an idiot or a troll.  cnn and fox shouldn't say that unless an arrest HAS been made.
 
2013-04-18 01:55:45 PM  
I think The Daily Show and CNN should swap tag lines.
 
2013-04-18 01:56:10 PM  
CNN is the Cannibal Holocaust of news outlets.
 
2013-04-18 01:59:22 PM  
CNN is okay if your idea of keeping up on the news stops at how fat Kim Kardashian's butt has gotten or how much probation did the latest judge give Lilo.
 
2013-04-18 01:59:56 PM  
I knew this since the hologram debacle of the 2008 election.
 
2013-04-18 02:01:33 PM  
CNN is the Manos: The Hands of Fate of news outlets.
 
2013-04-18 02:02:50 PM  

Hobodeluxe: [d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 600x424]


Nailed it.
 
2013-04-18 02:03:20 PM  

tuna fingers: A Fark Handle: robsul82: CNN thought yesterday won them the shiatty news covering sweepstakes, and the Post said nooooooooooo.

yeah, running those photos was a special kind of stupid.

We were arguing those same photos yesterday on Fark.  In some thread down there.


Yes, but Fark is not news...
 
2013-04-18 02:05:28 PM  
Really, you could pick out many news sources yesterday at 1:45pm doing the same thing.

to be fair FOXNews jumped the gun too but for reason they are getting no where the heat CNN is getting. I wonder why.

The left have CNN targeted because that's MSNBC's ratings competition. They'll never catch Fox.
 
2013-04-18 02:06:01 PM  
CNN is the CNN of news....
 
2013-04-18 02:08:18 PM  
CNN proves exactly why I wasn't sad to drop cable.
 
2013-04-18 02:08:29 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: Really, you could pick out many news sources yesterday at 1:45pm doing the same thing.

to be fair FOXNews jumped the gun too but for reason they are getting no where the heat CNN is getting. I wonder why.

The left have CNN targeted because that's MSNBC's ratings competition. They'll never catch Fox.


Bless your little heart.
 
2013-04-18 02:08:42 PM  
CNN: The Universal Soldier of news outlets.
 
2013-04-18 02:08:53 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: Really, you could pick out many news sources yesterday at 1:45pm doing the same thing.

to be fair FOXNews jumped the gun too but for reason they are getting no where the heat CNN is getting. I wonder why.

The left have CNN targeted because that's MSNBC's ratings competition. They'll never catch Fox.


No one really cares about Fox News because everyone not in on the circlejerk has realized what they are.
 
2013-04-18 02:10:01 PM  
I'd rather watch a rerun of this instead of ESPN these days.
images.starpulse.com
 
2013-04-18 02:11:04 PM  

skinink: CNN is the Cannibal Holocaust of news outlets.


If they were I might actually tune in.
 
2013-04-18 02:11:37 PM  

Magnanimous_J: CNN has been on a roll lately. Did anyone else read the article that announced that Chi Cheng, the original bassist for the deftones, died after 5 years in a coma? They misspelled the band name and posted a picture of the NEW bassist and said it was Chi (the only pic in the article). The metalheads in the comments were losing their shiat.


I was one of those commenters. And yeah, I totally lost my shiat.
 
2013-04-18 02:12:45 PM  
There is some pretty serious hatred of CNN over the past couple of days.  Certainly on the front page of Fark.  How many headlines have their name?

I think it's time to make a simple consilidation thread, so we can all complain in one place.
 
2013-04-18 02:15:46 PM  

Carn: CNN: The Universal Soldier of news outlets.


hey, Jean Claude Van Damme is totally believable as an american.  He did it several times.  Totally pulled it off in Street Fighter, Universal Soldier, Bloodsport, and something else where he gurgled unintelligibly and kicked things.  Without a hat, not with.
 
2013-04-18 02:17:26 PM  
Between  subby giving away the main punchline in the headline, and Comedy Central giving away the other big joke in the caption below the video, the major humorous impact of this whole segment was completely spoiled.

People should learn from stage illusionists: DON'T GIVE AWAY THE SECRET IT SPOILS THE TRICK.

Doofuses.
 
2013-04-18 02:17:47 PM  
A Fark Handle:  there's a difference between farks on fark arguing photos versus a "news" outlet publishing them.

FARK: It's not news.
CNN: Breaking news, so it stays broken.
travonfree.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-18 02:18:14 PM  

bdub77: You have to admit the logo is pretty similar to this:

[www.horrorphile.net image 720x471]


If I had better Photoshop skills I would turn that red intestinal tract into the CNN logo...
 
2013-04-18 02:18:51 PM  

mike_d85: Carn: CNN: The Universal Soldier of news outlets.

hey, Jean Claude Van Damme is totally believable as an american.  He did it several times.  Totally pulled it off in Street Fighter, Universal Soldier, Bloodsport, and something else where he gurgled unintelligibly and kicked things.  Without a hat, not with.


I almost went with TimeCop...
 
2013-04-18 02:21:57 PM  

Prey4reign: CNN is okay if your idea of keeping up on the news stops at how fat Kim Kardashian's butt has gotten or how much probation did the latest judge give Lilo.


It makes me feel smart because I'm watching the news!
 
2013-04-18 02:23:13 PM  

theorellior: CNN is the Manos: The Hands of Fate of news outlets.


Oh fark....  I love that.
 
2013-04-18 02:24:06 PM  
I get my news from Alarma TV!

alarma.estrellatv.com
 
2013-04-18 02:24:48 PM  

Carn: mike_d85: Carn: CNN: The Universal Soldier of news outlets.

hey, Jean Claude Van Damme is totally believable as an american.  He did it several times.  Totally pulled it off in Street Fighter, Universal Soldier, Bloodsport, and something else where he gurgled unintelligibly and kicked things.  Without a hat, not with.

I almost went with TimeCop...


I'd go with 'CNN: the greasy mullet on Jean Claude Van Damme in Hard Target of news outlets."
 
2013-04-18 02:25:13 PM  

killershark: epyonyx: darth_badger: Please keep Wolf Blitzer out of the literbox that is now the news.

I like how after the bombing Wolfie asked a runner if he'll be back next year. I have never wanted to punch someone in the face harder.

That doesn't bother me so much, although that may be because I watched part of Chris Cuomo's patronizing interview with the grandmother of one of the victims. Apparently CNN is warping my view of what is considered news.


Reminds me of Geraldo Rivera in New Orleans as Katrina approached, asking residents in the process of evacuating how they felt about the impending devastation of their city.

I wish just one person had had the presence of mind to tell him on camera, in response to that question:

"How do we feel? How do we feel? Lemme see if I can put this in a way that you'd understand. Hmmmm― okay, got it.

"Imagine that you're standing in front of a large brick wall, and in that wall is embedded a massive solid steel door that's locked and hasn't been opened in years. You manage to open that door, and inside is nothing but dust and refuse and darkness and emptiness.

"Oh, and a Coke® bottle.

"And then it occurs to you: you still have about ¾ hour of prepaid major network prime time airtime to fill.

"Does that give you some idea of how we feel, Mister Rivera?"
 
2013-04-18 02:26:28 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [i266.photobucket.com image 620x310]

Crappy hack job by someone who is self taught about layers and scaling and scaling layers.


img16.imageshack.us
Beat me to it.
 
2013-04-18 02:28:15 PM  
The big story is still that 3 people are dead and 180 people are injured.

CNN said that someone was in custody, then shortly thereafter they said nobody was in custody. Yes, they jumped the gun a bit but DOES IT REALLY MATTER? How did their error affect the lives of any sane human being? Were you huddled under your couch in fear until CNN said they had someone is custody, then you went outside thinking it was safe only to go rushing back home? It's not like they completely made it up, they had some sources which turned out to be wrong and they corrected it. That's what happens during live events.

This should be a blip of a story at best.
 
2013-04-18 02:30:03 PM  

darth_badger: I get my news from Alarma TV!

[alarma.estrellatv.com image 850x354]


Amatuer.  I get my news from Estudio Dos:

a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-04-18 02:30:03 PM  
www.technologytell.com
CNN is the "Ow my balls" of news ...
 
2013-04-18 02:30:06 PM  
fark congress and fark tv news.

Every institution is hopelessly broken.  I can't think of one that is working and is not headed by idiots.
 
2013-04-18 02:32:44 PM  

Carn: mike_d85: Carn: CNN: The Universal Soldier of news outlets.

hey, Jean Claude Van Damme is totally believable as an american.  He did it several times.  Totally pulled it off in Street Fighter, Universal Soldier, Bloodsport, and something else where he gurgled unintelligibly and kicked things.  Without a hat, not with.

I almost went with TimeCop...


that was the one I was thinking of.  Time Cop.
 
2013-04-18 02:33:34 PM  
What we need is an organization that just reports the news.  No commentary, no opinion, no breaking news that hasn't been verified because they wanted to be the first to run with it.  Just report the f*cking news objectively.  I can think for myself, and form my own opinions.
 
2013-04-18 02:34:02 PM  
of course the liberals are giving CNN a free pass if this was Fox News it'd be way worse
 
2013-04-18 02:34:09 PM  
Does their reporting work kind of like this, except they're citing themselves?

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-04-18 02:34:24 PM  

stir22: CNN- once awesome, then relevant, now a joke.

/kind of like ESPN


or MTV
 
2013-04-18 02:35:17 PM  

falcon176: of course the liberals are giving CNN a free pass if this was Fox News it'd be way worse


I'm a liberal and I've been calling them idiots and complaining for about a year now.  So shadup.

Plus.. if you think CNN is liberal I have some bridges for you cheap!  I made $400 yesterday on tolls!
 
2013-04-18 02:35:58 PM  
I thought Fox was the news Liberals were supposed to hate. Now I'm confused.
 
2013-04-18 02:36:05 PM  
I'm watching baseball, but flipping around during the commercials. I stumbled upon one of CNN's reporters who said (while interviewing a Bostonian) that he knows what it's like to be from a similar area. "I'm from Philadelphia, and it is Anglo and Irish-Catholic there, too."

I will probably have black-eyes from facepalming so hard tomorrow. About 15 minutes ago if anyone has it on DVR.
 
2013-04-18 02:36:59 PM  

falcon176: of course the liberals are giving CNN a free pass if this was Fox News it'd be way worse


You mean liberals like Jon Stewart?
 
2013-04-18 02:38:15 PM  

tuna fingers: theorellior: CNN is the Manos: The Hands of Fate of news outlets.

Oh fark....  I love that.


Now let's be fair.  M:THoF had a genuinely interesting, absorbing and reasonably attractive character in Torgo.  All CNN's ever had is Larry King.
 
2013-04-18 02:38:35 PM  

Ambitwistor: falcon176: of course the liberals are giving CNN a free pass if this was Fox News it'd be way worse

You mean liberals like Jon Stewart?


Jon Stewart's Daily Show is on the comedy channel.  Think you missed the comedy channel part.
 
2013-04-18 02:38:51 PM  

Therion: jake_lex: The New York Post is probably grateful that the cavalacade of fail on CNN the past few days has taken the heat off them.

Not quite - New York Post continues on its spree of ruining the lives of dark skinned people who happened to be in the crowd at the Boston Marathon


Isn't the New York Post also the one that had the editorial about how suspicious it is so many media outlets have been "ignoring" the abortion clinic case, when they themselves have never had an article about it before that editorial (and most other news sources had, just mostly a year or two ago when it first broke).
 
2013-04-18 02:41:00 PM  

kingflower: CNN is the CNN of news....


SICK BURN.
 
2013-04-18 02:42:18 PM  
The depressing thing is, when something's going on and I turn on the TV looking for a news report, the only station (out of the 600+ on my cable) that consistently has any news reporting going on is CNN.  Maybe it's time to give up on this "TV" thing.

//when I was kid there was no constantly available news either, but then we could only pick up 7 channels.
 
2013-04-18 02:43:06 PM  
CNN is the "Godfather 3" of news.

/No, maybe that's too harsh.  I don't want to say anything I can't take back.
 
2013-04-18 02:43:44 PM  

theorellior: CNN is the Manos: The Hands of Fate of news outlets.


So I'm watching it on the MST3000, and I haven't seen it for 10 to 15 years or so when I lived in Denver.  I totally had no clue that it was filmed where I live now (El Paso/Las Cruces).  It opens on the Historic Drive in El Paso, it hasn't changed much.

Cool.
 
2013-04-18 02:44:42 PM  

JonnyBGoode: I thought Fox was the news Liberals were supposed to hate. Now I'm confused.


Fox lies on purpose.  CNN's just plain incompetent.
 
2013-04-18 02:46:24 PM  

JonnyBGoode: I thought Fox was the news Liberals were supposed to hate. Now I'm confused.


I hate news channels that 1) Lie and 2) are Sensationalistic.

Pretty much covers CNN, MSNBC, and Fox at this point.

I am not sure I would care about Fox's slant if their coverage was not slanted.  Facts aren't supposed to go away if you close your eyes and say "You're not there! You're not there!" which seems to be what Fox does every day now.

CNN has turned into the idiotic amateur journalism channel (they hire hacks like Erin Burnett) and they're more interested in Justin Beiber news instead of having anything in depth.  Plus they fire reporters (like Solidad O'Brien) who dare to actually ask probing questions to someone in power.
 
2013-04-18 02:52:00 PM  

Amusement: Ambitwistor: falcon176: of course the liberals are giving CNN a free pass if this was Fox News it'd be way worse

You mean liberals like Jon Stewart?

Jon Stewart's Daily Show is on the comedy channel.  Think you missed the comedy channel part.


I think Jon Stewart forgets sometimes.
 
2013-04-18 02:54:10 PM  

NightOwl2255: GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?

A friend told me about Serbian Film. Read the synopsis on IMDB. I have a rule, I never watch a movie that has the line "newborn porn" in it.


Then I'll go ahead and tell you the worst part about that scene.
Yep, it really happens with all the blood and umbilical cord.  It's clear what's going on and the sound of what is happening is hugely disturbing.  But that isn't the worst thing.  For maybe two seconds, the mother looks down smiling and is clearly turned on.
You're welcome!
 
2013-04-18 02:54:11 PM  
CNN - The Faces of Death of news
 
2013-04-18 02:55:00 PM  

Civil_War2_Time: I'm watching baseball, but flipping around during the commercials. I stumbled upon one of CNN's reporters who said (while interviewing a Bostonian) that he knows what it's like to be from a similar area. "I'm from Philadelphia, and it is Anglo and Irish-Catholic there, too."

I will probably have black-eyes from facepalming so hard tomorrow. About 15 minutes ago if anyone has it on DVR.


That needs to be uploaded. Almost on the same level as Wolf Blitzer's "So poor, so black" comment from Katrina.
 
2013-04-18 02:56:34 PM  

falcon176: of course the liberals are giving CNN a free pass if this was Fox News it'd be way worse


What liberals are giving them a free pass? Jon Stewart is supposedly a liberal, and this thread links to a video where he gives them anything but a "free pass."

Fark is full of liberals, and, last time I checked there were over 1500 comments ridiculing CNN in that "suspect arrested" thread alone.
 
2013-04-18 02:57:37 PM  
If CNN was a farker, all their posts would read, "Boobies!"
 
2013-04-18 02:59:27 PM  

JonnyBGoode: I thought Fox was the news Liberals were supposed to hate. Now I'm confused.


Its probably because your one of those stupid Lie-berals who know nothing but what CNN spews, amirite?
 
2013-04-18 03:01:05 PM  

cwheelie: I'd rather watch a rerun of this instead of ESPN these days.
[images.starpulse.com image 400x300]


I am glad to see that someone watched this show other than myself.  If you watch The Newsroom on HBO, there are several similarities.  Big fan of both.
 
2013-04-18 03:01:13 PM  

falcon176: of course the liberals are giving CNN a free pass if this was Fox News it'd be way worse


Lord, you're tiresome. Go be stupid somewhere else.
 
2013-04-18 03:02:12 PM  
www.aoltv.com
 
2013-04-18 03:03:10 PM  

BafflerMeal: darth_badger: I get my news from Alarma TV!

[alarma.estrellatv.com image 850x354]

Amatuer.  I get my news from Estudio Dos:

[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]


Hah.  I get my foreign-flavored news from a REAL fake news program, Channel 9!

www.bbc.co.uk

/Boutros-Boutros Ghali!
//Chrees Waddle!
///Scorchio!
 
2013-04-18 03:07:49 PM  
Stuck at my tea party sister's house, Fox news blasting and right there with CNN for WTF? remarks-I've
seen them interview 3 'experts' ( plus Mark Furman, the LAPD ass who planted evidence at the O.J. murder scene and is a regular 'expert') who refuse to be led into propping up their delusional speculation. Fun to see them back peddle and cut to commercial! LOL!
 
2013-04-18 03:08:11 PM  

The Third Man: BafflerMeal: darth_badger: I get my news from Alarma TV!

[alarma.estrellatv.com image 850x354]

Amatuer.  I get my news from Estudio Dos:

[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]

Hah.  I get my foreign-flavored news from a REAL fake news program, Channel 9!

[www.bbc.co.uk image 200x141]

/Boutros-Boutros Ghali!
//Chrees Waddle!
///Scorchio!


Looks like a game show set... just need Peter Marshall in the middle podium.
 
2013-04-18 03:11:00 PM  
CNN is "The Room" of news outlets.

Ohai!
 
2013-04-18 03:11:43 PM  
 
2013-04-18 03:14:22 PM  
This is why I only get my news from Slugline
 
2013-04-18 03:19:28 PM  

falcon176: of course the liberals are giving CNN a free pass if this was Fox News it'd be way worse


And maybe if you removed your head from your port of deification.... oh, never mind! Farting in the wind and so on.
 
2013-04-18 03:19:29 PM  
d23:

I am not sure I would care about Fox's slant if their coverage was not slanted.  Facts aren't supposed to go away if you close your eyes and say "You're not there! You're not there!" which seems to be what Fox does every day now.


Slanted away from your skewed perception perhaps.  There's opinion on every news outlet these days.  Somtimes it manifests itself in via the host of an hour long segment, like Sean Hannity, sometimes it manifests itself in every  possible article, like on CNN.  Show me any article on CNN or any news story from the AP that's got even a bit of political component, and I'll show you the bias.

It's funny to me that liberals are so used to not seeing anything negative about their politicians or ideologies, that when a fact-based story comes along that casts them in a negative light, they instantly believe that its 'bias', instead of accepting the fact that perhaps their candidate, elected official, or ideology MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FLAWED.
 
2013-04-18 03:21:15 PM  
I stick to Naked News
 
2013-04-18 03:22:10 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-18 03:26:04 PM  
I am going to keep repeating myself until TV Network Execs finally get this:

NO ONE CARES THAT YOU WERE 17 SECONDS AHEAD OF THE OTHER MAJOR NEWS NETWORKS IN ANNOUNCING SOMETHING!!!!

We want, nay...demand  ACCURATE information, none of this bullshiat "exclusive" crap works anymore.  Accuracy is key here, not misinformation, not speculation, not useless and unfounded speculation.

Pisses me off to no end, and it is dangerous.  F*cking idiots!
 
2013-04-18 03:27:58 PM  

Endive Wombat: I am going to keep repeating myself until TV Network Execs finally get this:

NO ONE CARES THAT YOU WERE 17 SECONDS AHEAD OF THE OTHER MAJOR NEWS NETWORKS IN ANNOUNCING SOMETHING!!!!

We want, nay...demand  ACCURATE information, none of this bullshiat "exclusive" crap works anymore.  Accuracy is key here, not misinformation, not speculation, not useless and unfounded speculation.

Pisses me off to no end, and it is dangerous.  F*cking idiots!


I'm honestly surprised that neither of those guys being singled out yesterday were victims of mob justice.
 
2013-04-18 03:34:14 PM  

SurfaceTension: CNN - The Faces of Death of news


No the Faces Of Death of TV is Alarma TV.


http://alarma.estrellatv.com/
 
2013-04-18 03:34:45 PM  

Carn: Endive Wombat: I am going to keep repeating myself until TV Network Execs finally get this:

NO ONE CARES THAT YOU WERE 17 SECONDS AHEAD OF THE OTHER MAJOR NEWS NETWORKS IN ANNOUNCING SOMETHING!!!!

We want, nay...demand  ACCURATE information, none of this bullshiat "exclusive" crap works anymore.  Accuracy is key here, not misinformation, not speculation, not useless and unfounded speculation.

Pisses me off to no end, and it is dangerous.  F*cking idiots!

I'm honestly surprised that neither of those guys being singled out yesterday were victims of mob justice.


I too am genuinely shocked.  If it were me being speculated about so heavily as these two are/were by the internet, I would not leave my house, and I would call my local police department/local FBI office and have them exonerate me ASAP.  That being said, there is still going to be some idiot who goes after these two.
 
2013-04-18 03:37:32 PM  
It's like reddit but a day late. Come on fark, keep up.
 
2013-04-18 03:37:53 PM  

darth_badger: SurfaceTension: CNN - The Faces of Death of news

No the Faces Of Death of TV is Alarma TV.


http://alarma.estrellatv.com/


Estudio Dos REIGNS SUPREME

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-04-18 03:38:46 PM  
Not that I disagree, where do you recommend I get my news from via tv? Fox? Msnbc? I dunno, butthis is a serious question. I still usually consider CNN above those two at least.
 
2013-04-18 03:39:10 PM  

darth_badger: SurfaceTension: CNN - The Faces of Death of news

No the Faces Of Death of TV is Alarma TV.


http://alarma.estrellatv.com/


Why can't I live in a market with Estrella TV?
 
2013-04-18 03:39:29 PM  

Endive Wombat: Carn: Endive Wombat: I am going to keep repeating myself until TV Network Execs finally get this:

NO ONE CARES THAT YOU WERE 17 SECONDS AHEAD OF THE OTHER MAJOR NEWS NETWORKS IN ANNOUNCING SOMETHING!!!!

We want, nay...demand  ACCURATE information, none of this bullshiat "exclusive" crap works anymore.  Accuracy is key here, not misinformation, not speculation, not useless and unfounded speculation.

Pisses me off to no end, and it is dangerous.  F*cking idiots!

I'm honestly surprised that neither of those guys being singled out yesterday were victims of mob justice.

I too am genuinely shocked.  If it were me being speculated about so heavily as these two are/were by the internet, I would not leave my house, and I would call my local police department/local FBI office and have them exonerate me ASAP.  That being said, there is still going to be some idiot who goes after these two.


Yep.  "the gubmint may say they're innocent, but I no[sic] the trooth!  I seen the pitchers!"
 
2013-04-18 03:40:16 PM  

R1mbaud: Not that I disagree, where do you recommend I get my news from via tv? Fox? Msnbc? I dunno, butthis is a serious question. I still usually consider CNN above those two at least.


I still get mine through NBC and CBS. Even ABC has been getting derpy as of late.

The cable channels are completely hopeless.
 
2013-04-18 03:40:23 PM  
You can tell that Obama and crew put the screws down on the media in general, CNN in particular.  I wasn't surprised to see every news organization this morning reporting an obvious missile strike as a "Fertilizer Factory Fire."  Just watch - tomorrow, there will be a massive pipeline fire in South Korea.  Followed by a seismic event on the island of Guam.  At that point, Mr. Obama is going to have to order another civilian attack.  Don't believe me?  Then why is it that just a few hours before the first false flag operation in Boston, we were on the verge of war with North Korea?  A war that Obama cannot afford to wage either financially or politically.  He's pulling the puppet strings and all you children are clapping with delight.  Well, just wait, maybe next week it'll be your legs finishing the race before the rest of you.
 
2013-04-18 03:42:26 PM  

spentmiles: You can tell that Obama and crew put the screws down on the media in general, CNN in particular.  I wasn't surprised to see every news organization this morning reporting an obvious missile strike as a "Fertilizer Factory Fire."  Just watch - tomorrow, there will be a massive pipeline fire in South Korea.  Followed by a seismic event on the island of Guam.  At that point, Mr. Obama is going to have to order another civilian attack.  Don't believe me?  Then why is it that just a few hours before the first false flag operation in Boston, we were on the verge of war with North Korea?  A war that Obama cannot afford to wage either financially or politically.  He's pulling the puppet strings and all you children are clapping with delight.  Well, just wait, maybe next week it'll be your legs finishing the race before the rest of you.


I don't get it. I can't find any Kenny Loggins song titles or 70s sitcoms hidden in this post.
 
2013-04-18 03:47:40 PM  
A case of the general rule of thumb "garbage shiat in, garbage shiat out".
 
2013-04-18 03:47:42 PM  
CNN is the
atariage.com
of news
 
2013-04-18 03:47:59 PM  

Endive Wombat: We want, nay...demand  ACCURATE information, none of this bullshiat "exclusive" crap works anymore.  Accuracy is key here, not misinformation, not speculation, not useless and unfounded speculation.


And by golly, we know the difference, so don't try anything funny!
 
2013-04-18 03:48:23 PM  
I got better links and news yesterday from fellow Fark subbies here than anything on the cable. Thanks Fark, real news, real fast, real funny. Even with the horror of the event, Fark subbies still gave me some LOLs. Thanks.
 
2013-04-18 03:49:52 PM  
CNN = Citation Needed Network
 
2013-04-18 03:50:06 PM  
cdn2.spectator.co.uk
 
2013-04-18 03:50:20 PM  
Oh lemme think here.

CNN, the Star Crystal of news.

Fox News, the Plan 9 From Outer Space of news.
 
2013-04-18 03:55:27 PM  
rufus-t-firefly:...Fark is full of liberals..

You're using the modern version of liberal, right? "just-not-pants-on-head-retarded?"
 
2013-04-18 03:57:26 PM  
Stop that, spentmiles, or I'll duct-tape you to a chair and make you watch...Star Crystal.

Missiles at the sh*t factory. Really. *rolls eyes*
 
2013-04-18 04:00:49 PM  

mike_d85: hey, Jean Claude Van Damme is totally believable as an american


In theory he could be a naturalized American. We did almost 700,000 of them last year.
I work with three women who were naturalized 25 or more years ago, and their accents are about the same as his or worse.
 
2013-04-18 04:01:23 PM  

MythDragon: CNN is the
[atariage.com image 640x380]
of news


Did you see that Geek thread about the guy who recoded "ET" to remove what he considered "minor impediments to play"? Amazing.
 
2013-04-18 04:02:23 PM  

Onkel Buck: Ahh I remember when CNN meant Clinton News Network, that was back when they had some integrity *snicker*


Not sure if trolling, stupid or conservative.

/redundancy is redundant
 
2013-04-18 04:02:55 PM  

spentmiles: You can tell that Obama and crew put the screws down on the media in general, CNN in particular.  I wasn't surprised to see every news organization this morning reporting an obvious missile strike as a "Fertilizer Factory Fire."  Just watch - tomorrow, there will be a massive pipeline fire in South Korea.  Followed by a seismic event on the island of Guam.  At that point, Mr. Obama is going to have to order another civilian attack.  Don't believe me?  Then why is it that just a few hours before the first false flag operation in Boston, we were on the verge of war with North Korea?  A war that Obama cannot afford to wage either financially or politically.  He's pulling the puppet strings and all you children are clapping with delight.  Well, just wait, maybe next week it'll be your legs finishing the race before the rest of you.


ROFL. Where IS that clapping bunny when I need it?!
 
2013-04-18 04:03:13 PM  
CNN- The Manos, the Hands of Fate of news
 
2013-04-18 04:15:15 PM  

BafflerMeal: darth_badger: SurfaceTension: CNN - The Faces of Death of news

No the Faces Of Death of TV is Alarma TV.


http://alarma.estrellatv.com/

Estudio Dos REIGNS SUPREME

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x480]


I would get banned if I showed the gore that Alarma shows every night at 9pm.

Usually they start with a drunk driver dead story (trying to teach our Latino folk not to drink and drive) , then a few narcotrafica dead people stories, some story about some kind of mutant (animal, person or both), a science story (they love robots in Mexico), a "car fight" or wreck dash cam video, a good guts and gore story, a sexy lady with thick thighs story (last night was super thin models that freaked me out) and then finish off with some strange religious story (last night was the image of Virgin Mary on the bottom of a pan).

Add a hot hostess and George and it's
 
2013-04-18 04:17:45 PM  

MythDragon: CNN is the
[atariage.com image 640x380]
of news


Do not insult that game like that again!
 
2013-04-18 04:19:27 PM  

Phineas: Slanted away from your skewed perception perhaps. There's opinion on every news outlet these days. Somtimes it manifests itself in via the host of an hour long segment, like Sean Hannity, sometimes it manifests itself in every possible article, like on CNN. Show me any article on CNN or any news story from the AP that's got even a bit of political component, and I'll show you the bias.

It's funny to me that liberals are so used to not seeing anything negative about their politicians or ideologies, that when a fact-based story comes along that casts them in a negative light, they instantly believe that its 'bias', instead of accepting the fact that perhaps their candidate, elected official, or ideology MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FLAWED.


Right.  When the media doesn't tell you what you want to hear, it's because they're biased.

Well, you're partly right, the media is biased.  It's biased towards money, and for the most part, it's willing to tell you whatever you want to hear as long as you watch those ads.  That's why the results of the 2012 election were so surprising to conservatives and only conservatives: because they rejected almost every media report on the election based in objective reality and instead asked their media to tell them comforting lies.

Oh yeah, and conservatives lost any right they had to claim victimhood in media  bias when the MSM spent 6 years repeating as fact an insane and infantile conspiracy theory about the president's birthplace that was entertained SOLELY by white supremacists.
 
2013-04-18 04:25:37 PM  
Having run out of the 'usual' right wing speculation, Cavuto on Fox is now questioning how God could let this happen. Witch burnings at 11!
 
2013-04-18 04:26:08 PM  
They all do this.  Instead of reporting what is true, they report as much heresay and video they can so they can be FIRST.  It's not about being true anymore, it's about being first.  This exactly why there are all these conspiracy theory lunatics who think the Newtown shootings were staged.  They are going off all the conflicting and untrue crap that came out immediately afterward.
 
2013-04-18 04:29:38 PM  
IT'S NOT NEWS, IT'S CNN!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-18 04:30:25 PM  

skybird659: Having run out of the 'usual' right wing speculation, Cavuto on Fox is now questioning how God could let this happen. Witch burnings at 11!


It's the Gays, right? God's displeased that we've grown tolerant of gays.

My Sunday School teacher was right. Awww crap.
 
2013-04-18 04:31:15 PM  

darth_badger: BafflerMeal: darth_badger: SurfaceTension: CNN - The Faces of Death of news

No the Faces Of Death of TV is Alarma TV.


http://alarma.estrellatv.com/

Estudio Dos REIGNS SUPREME

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x480]

I would get banned if I showed the gore that Alarma shows every night at 9pm.

Usually they start with a drunk driver dead story (trying to teach our Latino folk not to drink and drive) , then a few narcotrafica dead people stories, some story about some kind of mutant (animal, person or both), a science story (they love robots in Mexico), a "car fight" or wreck dash cam video, a good guts and gore story, a sexy lady with thick thighs story (last night was super thin models that freaked me out) and then finish off with some strange religious story (last night was the image of Virgin Mary on the bottom of a pan).

Add a hot hostess and George and it's


A main stay on my Tivo.  We had a betting pool over how pregnant the hostess would get before she stepped out.  Also casual daily bets on how much cleavage she would show.
 
2013-04-18 04:37:03 PM  

skybird659: Having run out of the 'usual' right wing speculation, Cavuto on Fox is now questioning how God could let this happen.


Oh, FFS.
 
2013-04-18 04:43:51 PM  

BafflerMeal: darth_badger: SurfaceTension: CNN - The Faces of Death of news

No the Faces Of Death of TV is Alarma TV.


http://alarma.estrellatv.com/

Estudio Dos REIGNS SUPREME


What the hell is going on in that picture? It looks like her entire top half is photoshopped.
 
2013-04-18 04:48:00 PM  

Tom_Slick: stir22: /kind of like ESPN

ESPN's Coverage was the best of all outlets.


no argument there.  ESPN's human interest stories/breaking coverage of stories/monday night football/other sports events are about all i watch on espn anymore.
 
2013-04-18 04:49:27 PM  

Clutch2013: BafflerMeal: darth_badger: SurfaceTension: CNN - The Faces of Death of news

No the Faces Of Death of TV is Alarma TV.


http://alarma.estrellatv.com/

Estudio Dos REIGNS SUPREME

What the hell is going on in that picture? It looks like her entire top half is photoshopped.


ONLY THE BEST SHOW ON EARF!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5KioZIboIQ
 
2013-04-18 04:54:36 PM  

Ambitwistor: falcon176: of course the liberals are giving CNN a free pass if this was Fox News it'd be way worse

You mean liberals like Jon Stewart?


Falcon's a troll.  I mean, he ADMITS he's a troll.  Just thought you should know.
 
2013-04-18 04:58:42 PM  

Phineas: d23:

I am not sure I would care about Fox's slant if their coverage was not slanted.  Facts aren't supposed to go away if you close your eyes and say "You're not there! You're not there!" which seems to be what Fox does every day now.


Slanted away from your skewed perception perhaps.  There's opinion on every news outlet these days.  Somtimes it manifests itself in via the host of an hour long segment, like Sean Hannity, sometimes it manifests itself in every  possible article, like on CNN.  Show me any article on CNN or any news story from the AP that's got even a bit of political component, and I'll show you the bias.

It's funny to me that liberals are so used to not seeing anything negative about their politicians or ideologies, that when a fact-based story comes along that casts them in a negative light, they instantly believe that its 'bias', instead of accepting the fact that perhaps their candidate, elected official, or ideology MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FLAWED.


www.thegreenhead.com
This is getting to be a habit with you.
 
2013-04-18 05:11:03 PM  
I remember when if something big happened it would almost be reflex to turn it to CNN. But now after watching the Awful Awful Boston Marathon coverage there.. Wow how the mighty have fallen

Its funny, television's highest rated news program is 60 minutes and all of cable news acts like that show is a leper when they should be taking notes on how to report the news.

Yeah as above posters have noted whoever at Time-Warner thought that hiring the guy who ran NBC into the ground to run CNN was a amazing idea should fired now. Then fire Jeff Zucker the second after. News-a-tainment is such a rotten idea. It only works for Fox because they bank on people hating it as much as liking it and play to it
 
2013-04-18 05:38:52 PM  

A Terrible Human: fark all network news. They're just a bunch of assholes trying to push an agenda. I'll get my news from places I trust like the AP,Reuters and BBC. The talking heads on TV can go stuff their heads up their asses even further than they are now.


 I don't think CNN is pushing an agenda in the sense that FOX is. When CNN farks up, it's from utter incompetence. It's not their mission to be an organ of any party. They just suck, and have for about a decade now.

 When FOX farks up, it's more often than not a deliberate and malicious misrepresentation of facts (aka, lying).

 But you are right about one thing - fark them all. Anyone watching cable news in this day and age is missing the actual news.
 
2013-04-18 06:15:48 PM  

dickfreckle: A Terrible Human: fark all network news. They're just a bunch of assholes trying to push an agenda. I'll get my news from places I trust like the AP,Reuters and BBC. The talking heads on TV can go stuff their heads up their asses even further than they are now.

 I don't think CNN is pushing an agenda in the sense that FOX is. When CNN farks up, it's from utter incompetence. It's not their mission to be an organ of any party. They just suck, and have for about a decade now.

 When FOX farks up, it's more often than not a deliberate and malicious misrepresentation of facts (aka, lying).

 But you are right about one thing - fark them all. Anyone watching cable news in this day and age is missing the actual news.


You still have that "party" affliction.
Get over it, there are treatments.

Divided and Conquered is no way to end wars an' stuff.
 
2013-04-18 07:12:00 PM  
*sniffs snocone very carefully*
 
2013-04-18 07:15:21 PM  
darth_badger:
I would get banned if I showed the gore that Alarma shows every night at 9pm.

Usually they start with a drunk driver dead story (trying to teach our Latino folk not to drink and drive) , then a few narcotrafica dead people stories, some story about some kind of mutant (animal, person or both), a science story (they love robots in Mexico), a "car fight" or wreck dash cam video, a good guts and gore story, a sexy lady with thick thighs story (last night was super thin models that freaked me out) and then finish off with some strange religious story (last night was the image of Virgin Mary on the bottom of a pan).


Sounds better than CNN!
 
2013-04-18 08:36:11 PM  

MBooda: tuna fingers: theorellior: CNN is the Manos: The Hands of Fate of news outlets.

Oh fark....  I love that.

Now let's be fair.  M:THoF had a genuinely interesting, absorbing and reasonably attractive character in Torgo.  All CNN's ever had is Larry King.


Little known fact - the guy who played Torgo faked his suicide, went into radio and became Larry King

/Totally true
//Just heard it on CNN
 
2013-04-18 08:57:57 PM  

theorellior: CNN is the Manos: The Hands of Fate of news outlets.


I would love to see Torgo announcing the news.
 
2013-04-18 09:52:50 PM  

Evil Mackerel: CygnusDarius: Summoner101: GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?

The I Spit On Your Grave of news?

The 'I will taunt you a second time' news?.

The Last house on the left of news?..


The Salo of  news?
 
2013-04-18 09:57:50 PM  

invictus2: Evil Mackerel: CygnusDarius: Summoner101: GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?

The I Spit On Your Grave of news?

The 'I will taunt you a second time' news?.

The Last house on the left of news?..

The Salo of  news?


The Snuff of news.
 
2013-04-18 09:59:11 PM  

cwheelie: I'd rather watch a rerun of this instead of ESPN these days.
[images.starpulse.com image 400x300]


Is that Robert Guillaume? And...Josh Charles?
 
2013-04-19 01:10:30 AM  
i296.photobucket.com

That's why I only listen to NCN and PR News on the Hour of Slack.
 
2013-04-19 05:51:33 AM  

snocone: dickfreckle: A Terrible Human: fark all network news. They're just a bunch of assholes trying to push an agenda. I'll get my news from places I trust like the AP,Reuters and BBC. The talking heads on TV can go stuff their heads up their asses even further than they are now.

 I don't think CNN is pushing an agenda in the sense that FOX is. When CNN farks up, it's from utter incompetence. It's not their mission to be an organ of any party. They just suck, and have for about a decade now.

 When FOX farks up, it's more often than not a deliberate and malicious misrepresentation of facts (aka, lying).

 But you are right about one thing - fark them all. Anyone watching cable news in this day and age is missing the actual news.

You still have that "party" affliction.
Get over it, there are treatments.

Divided and Conquered is no way to end wars an' stuff.


What part of my post do you disagree with? I'd like to hear it so I can respond. You seem to be wandering in the woods, here.

If I'm incorrect, correct me. Otherwise, go to someone's Facebook wall if you have nothing substantive to add.
 
2013-04-19 08:48:18 AM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-04-19 03:53:36 PM  
About what you would expect from the Communist News Network.
 
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