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2013-04-18 04:30:25 PM  

skybird659: Having run out of the 'usual' right wing speculation, Cavuto on Fox is now questioning how God could let this happen. Witch burnings at 11!


It's the Gays, right? God's displeased that we've grown tolerant of gays.

My Sunday School teacher was right. Awww crap.
 
2013-04-18 04:31:15 PM  

darth_badger: BafflerMeal: darth_badger: SurfaceTension: CNN - The Faces of Death of news

No the Faces Of Death of TV is Alarma TV.


http://alarma.estrellatv.com/

Estudio Dos REIGNS SUPREME

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x480]

I would get banned if I showed the gore that Alarma shows every night at 9pm.

Usually they start with a drunk driver dead story (trying to teach our Latino folk not to drink and drive) , then a few narcotrafica dead people stories, some story about some kind of mutant (animal, person or both), a science story (they love robots in Mexico), a "car fight" or wreck dash cam video, a good guts and gore story, a sexy lady with thick thighs story (last night was super thin models that freaked me out) and then finish off with some strange religious story (last night was the image of Virgin Mary on the bottom of a pan).

Add a hot hostess and George and it's


A main stay on my Tivo.  We had a betting pool over how pregnant the hostess would get before she stepped out.  Also casual daily bets on how much cleavage she would show.
 
2013-04-18 04:37:03 PM  

skybird659: Having run out of the 'usual' right wing speculation, Cavuto on Fox is now questioning how God could let this happen.


Oh, FFS.
 
2013-04-18 04:43:51 PM  

BafflerMeal: darth_badger: SurfaceTension: CNN - The Faces of Death of news

No the Faces Of Death of TV is Alarma TV.


http://alarma.estrellatv.com/

Estudio Dos REIGNS SUPREME


What the hell is going on in that picture? It looks like her entire top half is photoshopped.
 
2013-04-18 04:48:00 PM  

Tom_Slick: stir22: /kind of like ESPN

ESPN's Coverage was the best of all outlets.


no argument there.  ESPN's human interest stories/breaking coverage of stories/monday night football/other sports events are about all i watch on espn anymore.
 
2013-04-18 04:49:27 PM  

Clutch2013: BafflerMeal: darth_badger: SurfaceTension: CNN - The Faces of Death of news

No the Faces Of Death of TV is Alarma TV.


http://alarma.estrellatv.com/

Estudio Dos REIGNS SUPREME

What the hell is going on in that picture? It looks like her entire top half is photoshopped.


ONLY THE BEST SHOW ON EARF!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5KioZIboIQ
 
2013-04-18 04:54:36 PM  

Ambitwistor: falcon176: of course the liberals are giving CNN a free pass if this was Fox News it'd be way worse

You mean liberals like Jon Stewart?


Falcon's a troll.  I mean, he ADMITS he's a troll.  Just thought you should know.
 
2013-04-18 04:58:42 PM  

Phineas: d23:

I am not sure I would care about Fox's slant if their coverage was not slanted.  Facts aren't supposed to go away if you close your eyes and say "You're not there! You're not there!" which seems to be what Fox does every day now.


Slanted away from your skewed perception perhaps.  There's opinion on every news outlet these days.  Somtimes it manifests itself in via the host of an hour long segment, like Sean Hannity, sometimes it manifests itself in every  possible article, like on CNN.  Show me any article on CNN or any news story from the AP that's got even a bit of political component, and I'll show you the bias.

It's funny to me that liberals are so used to not seeing anything negative about their politicians or ideologies, that when a fact-based story comes along that casts them in a negative light, they instantly believe that its 'bias', instead of accepting the fact that perhaps their candidate, elected official, or ideology MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FLAWED.


www.thegreenhead.com
This is getting to be a habit with you.
 
2013-04-18 05:11:03 PM  
I remember when if something big happened it would almost be reflex to turn it to CNN. But now after watching the Awful Awful Boston Marathon coverage there.. Wow how the mighty have fallen

Its funny, television's highest rated news program is 60 minutes and all of cable news acts like that show is a leper when they should be taking notes on how to report the news.

Yeah as above posters have noted whoever at Time-Warner thought that hiring the guy who ran NBC into the ground to run CNN was a amazing idea should fired now. Then fire Jeff Zucker the second after. News-a-tainment is such a rotten idea. It only works for Fox because they bank on people hating it as much as liking it and play to it
 
2013-04-18 05:38:52 PM  

A Terrible Human: fark all network news. They're just a bunch of assholes trying to push an agenda. I'll get my news from places I trust like the AP,Reuters and BBC. The talking heads on TV can go stuff their heads up their asses even further than they are now.


 I don't think CNN is pushing an agenda in the sense that FOX is. When CNN farks up, it's from utter incompetence. It's not their mission to be an organ of any party. They just suck, and have for about a decade now.

 When FOX farks up, it's more often than not a deliberate and malicious misrepresentation of facts (aka, lying).

 But you are right about one thing - fark them all. Anyone watching cable news in this day and age is missing the actual news.
 
2013-04-18 06:15:48 PM  

dickfreckle: A Terrible Human: fark all network news. They're just a bunch of assholes trying to push an agenda. I'll get my news from places I trust like the AP,Reuters and BBC. The talking heads on TV can go stuff their heads up their asses even further than they are now.

 I don't think CNN is pushing an agenda in the sense that FOX is. When CNN farks up, it's from utter incompetence. It's not their mission to be an organ of any party. They just suck, and have for about a decade now.

 When FOX farks up, it's more often than not a deliberate and malicious misrepresentation of facts (aka, lying).

 But you are right about one thing - fark them all. Anyone watching cable news in this day and age is missing the actual news.


You still have that "party" affliction.
Get over it, there are treatments.

Divided and Conquered is no way to end wars an' stuff.
 
2013-04-18 07:12:00 PM  
*sniffs snocone very carefully*
 
2013-04-18 07:15:21 PM  
darth_badger:
I would get banned if I showed the gore that Alarma shows every night at 9pm.

Usually they start with a drunk driver dead story (trying to teach our Latino folk not to drink and drive) , then a few narcotrafica dead people stories, some story about some kind of mutant (animal, person or both), a science story (they love robots in Mexico), a "car fight" or wreck dash cam video, a good guts and gore story, a sexy lady with thick thighs story (last night was super thin models that freaked me out) and then finish off with some strange religious story (last night was the image of Virgin Mary on the bottom of a pan).


Sounds better than CNN!
 
2013-04-18 08:36:11 PM  

MBooda: tuna fingers: theorellior: CNN is the Manos: The Hands of Fate of news outlets.

Oh fark....  I love that.

Now let's be fair.  M:THoF had a genuinely interesting, absorbing and reasonably attractive character in Torgo.  All CNN's ever had is Larry King.


Little known fact - the guy who played Torgo faked his suicide, went into radio and became Larry King

/Totally true
//Just heard it on CNN
 
2013-04-18 08:57:57 PM  

theorellior: CNN is the Manos: The Hands of Fate of news outlets.


I would love to see Torgo announcing the news.
 
2013-04-18 09:52:50 PM  

Evil Mackerel: CygnusDarius: Summoner101: GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?

The I Spit On Your Grave of news?

The 'I will taunt you a second time' news?.

The Last house on the left of news?..


The Salo of  news?
 
2013-04-18 09:57:50 PM  

invictus2: Evil Mackerel: CygnusDarius: Summoner101: GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?

The I Spit On Your Grave of news?

The 'I will taunt you a second time' news?.

The Last house on the left of news?..

The Salo of  news?


The Snuff of news.
 
2013-04-18 09:59:11 PM  

cwheelie: I'd rather watch a rerun of this instead of ESPN these days.
[images.starpulse.com image 400x300]


Is that Robert Guillaume? And...Josh Charles?
 
2013-04-19 01:10:30 AM  
i296.photobucket.com

That's why I only listen to NCN and PR News on the Hour of Slack.
 
2013-04-19 05:51:33 AM  

snocone: dickfreckle: A Terrible Human: fark all network news. They're just a bunch of assholes trying to push an agenda. I'll get my news from places I trust like the AP,Reuters and BBC. The talking heads on TV can go stuff their heads up their asses even further than they are now.

 I don't think CNN is pushing an agenda in the sense that FOX is. When CNN farks up, it's from utter incompetence. It's not their mission to be an organ of any party. They just suck, and have for about a decade now.

 When FOX farks up, it's more often than not a deliberate and malicious misrepresentation of facts (aka, lying).

 But you are right about one thing - fark them all. Anyone watching cable news in this day and age is missing the actual news.

You still have that "party" affliction.
Get over it, there are treatments.

Divided and Conquered is no way to end wars an' stuff.


What part of my post do you disagree with? I'd like to hear it so I can respond. You seem to be wandering in the woods, here.

If I'm incorrect, correct me. Otherwise, go to someone's Facebook wall if you have nothing substantive to add.
 
2013-04-19 08:48:18 AM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-04-19 03:53:36 PM  
About what you would expect from the Communist News Network.
 
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