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(The Daily Show)   CNN has become the human centipede of news   (thedailyshow.com) divider line 172
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2013-04-18 11:51:34 AM
breezycreativedesign.com

Which letter is the 'A'?
 
2013-04-18 12:01:07 PM
No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least
 
2013-04-18 12:07:00 PM

SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least


The Serbian Film of news?
 
2013-04-18 12:13:09 PM
You have to admit the logo is pretty similar to this:

www.horrorphile.net
 
2013-04-18 12:13:49 PM
so wrong for so many reasons,
but so right for so many more
 
2013-04-18 12:30:18 PM

GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?


A friend told me about Serbian Film. Read the synopsis on IMDB. I have a rule, I never watch a movie that has the line "newborn porn" in it.
 
2013-04-18 01:12:09 PM
The New York Post is probably grateful that the cavalacade of fail on CNN the past few days has taken the heat off them.
 
2013-04-18 01:14:41 PM

jake_lex: The New York Post is probably grateful that the cavalacade of fail on CNN the past few days has taken the heat off them.


Not quite - New York Post continues on its spree of ruining the lives of dark skinned people who happened to be in the crowd at the Boston Marathon
 
2013-04-18 01:21:00 PM

GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?


The I Spit On Your Grave of news?
 
2013-04-18 01:21:39 PM
I, for one, would much prefer speculation to the outright lies, misdirection and political derpage that CNN and ALL OTHER MEDIA perform as paid tools and shills.
 
2013-04-18 01:22:52 PM
They've become? You mean this is a new thing?
 
2013-04-18 01:23:24 PM

Summoner101: GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?

The I Spit On Your Grave of news?


The 'I will taunt you a second time' news?.
 
2013-04-18 01:23:32 PM
Please keep Wolf Blitzer out of the literbox that is now the news.
 
2013-04-18 01:26:39 PM
This is what happens when you hire Jeff Zucker, a guy who tanked NBC's primetime programming, to head your news division.
 
2013-04-18 01:26:57 PM

CygnusDarius: Summoner101: GiantRex: SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least

The Serbian Film of news?

The I Spit On Your Grave of news?

The 'I will taunt you a second time' news?.


The Last house on the left of news?..
 
2013-04-18 01:27:06 PM
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

Boston shame.
 
2013-04-18 01:27:28 PM
Ahh I remember when CNN meant Clinton News Network, that was back when they had some integrity *snicker*
 
2013-04-18 01:28:17 PM

snocone: I, for one, would much prefer speculation to the outright lies, misdirection and political derpage that CNN and ALL OTHER MEDIA perform as paid tools and shills.


i208.photobucket.com
the military -industrial-media complex frowns on your shenanigans
 
2013-04-18 01:28:20 PM
CNN thought yesterday won them the shiatty news covering sweepstakes, and the Post said nooooooooooo.
 
2013-04-18 01:29:00 PM

darth_badger: Please keep Wolf Blitzer out of the literbox that is now the news.


I like how after the bombing Wolfie asked a runner if he'll be back next year. I have never wanted to punch someone in the face harder.
 
2013-04-18 01:29:25 PM
to be fair FOXNews jumped the gun too but for reason they are getting no where the heat CNN is getting. I wonder why. My conclusion is FN has a lot more loyalist type viewers whereas CNN doesn't.
 
2013-04-18 01:29:35 PM
CNN- once awesome, then relevant, now a joke.

/kind of like ESPN
 
2013-04-18 01:31:58 PM
"This video only plays in te United States"

Assholes.
 
2013-04-18 01:32:43 PM

SnakeLee: No, they're much worse than that. They're the Human Centipede 2 of news at the very least


they made a sequel?!?

/off to tpb
 
2013-04-18 01:32:52 PM

stir22: /kind of like ESPN


ESPN's Coverage was the best of all outlets.
 
2013-04-18 01:33:10 PM

stir22: CNN- once awesome, then relevant, now a joke.

/kind of like ESPN


Mix Agenda and Money, this is what you get.

Greed is Damned Good!
 
2013-04-18 01:33:16 PM
CNN became the dog's breakfast in my eyes in 2002-2003.

They have not improved.
 
2013-04-18 01:35:21 PM
fark all network news. They're just a bunch of assholes trying to push an agenda. I'll get my news from places I trust like the AP,Reuters and BBC. The talking heads on TV can go stuff their heads up their asses even further than they are now.
 
2013-04-18 01:37:43 PM

stir22: CNN- once awesome, then relevant, now a joke.

/kind of like ESPN


ESPN started as an awesome joke, and is now just boring. It was never "relevant" any more than sports are ever relevant.  I am, however, sick of SportCenter and Pardon The Interruption running on repeat 12 hours a day.

/bring back bowling tournaments and strongman competitions from 10 years ago
 
2013-04-18 01:41:23 PM
CNN has been on a roll lately. Did anyone else read the article that announced that Chi Cheng, the original bassist for the deftones, died after 5 years in a coma? They misspelled the band name and posted a picture of the NEW bassist and said it was Chi (the only pic in the article). The metalheads in the comments were losing their shiat.
 
2013-04-18 01:42:53 PM
i280.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-18 01:43:08 PM

stir22: CNN- once awesome, then relevant, now a joke.

/kind of like ESPN



1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-18 01:43:11 PM

mike_d85: /bring back bowling tournaments and strongman competitions from 10 years ago


And roller derby.

And the beach workout shows.
 
2013-04-18 01:44:22 PM

A Terrible Human: fark all network news. They're just a bunch of assholes trying to push an agenda. I'll get my news from places I trust like the AP,Reuters and BBC. The talking heads on TV can go stuff their heads up their asses even further than they are now.


The AP ran with the 'suspect arrested' story too.
 
2013-04-18 01:44:26 PM

A Terrible Human: fark all network news. They're just a bunch of assholes trying to push an agenda. I'll get my news from places I trust like the AP,Reuters and BBC. The talking heads on TV can go stuff their heads up their asses even further than they are now.


You can take AP off of your shortlist.  They are so farking fricking scared of losing their subscribing papers they don't post news at all.
 
2013-04-18 01:45:54 PM
tsb/ I was slumbering in the sack one night with a former GF, when she was stung by an actual centipede.  Her scream *nearly* shattered the window glass.  They can be nasty buggers, if you happen to piss it off.

/Ian Fleming's "Dr, No" novel employed one to try kill 007, rather than the relatively harmless tarantula seen in the flick
 
2013-04-18 01:47:09 PM

Wadded Beef: [i280.photobucket.com image 759x229]


Put a little turd at the end of the last N.
Thanks in advance.
 
2013-04-18 01:47:37 PM

epyonyx: darth_badger: Please keep Wolf Blitzer out of the literbox that is now the news.

I like how after the bombing Wolfie asked a runner if he'll be back next year. I have never wanted to punch someone in the face harder.


That doesn't bother me so much, although that may be because I watched part of Chris Cuomo's patronizing interview with the grandmother of one of the victims. Apparently CNN is warping my view of what is considered news.
 
2013-04-18 01:47:41 PM

ColSanders: mike_d85: /bring back bowling tournaments and strongman competitions from 10 years ago

And roller derby.

And the beach workout shows.


You cable/satellite doesn't get this?

smoothmat.files.wordpress.com

They're all there, and more!

/squirrel waterskiing FTW!
 
2013-04-18 01:47:51 PM

robsul82: CNN thought yesterday won them the shiatty news covering sweepstakes, and the Post said nooooooooooo.


yeah, running those photos was a special kind of stupid.
 
2013-04-18 01:47:58 PM

SuperNinjaToad: to be fair FOXNews jumped the gun too but for reason they are getting no where the heat CNN is getting. I wonder why. My conclusion is FN has a lot more loyalist type viewers whereas CNN doesn't.


they benefit from lower expectations. no one expects them to be credible.
 
2013-04-18 01:49:45 PM

A Fark Handle: robsul82: CNN thought yesterday won them the shiatty news covering sweepstakes, and the Post said nooooooooooo.

yeah, running those photos was a special kind of stupid.


We were arguing those same photos yesterday on Fark.  In some thread down there.
 
2013-04-18 01:50:46 PM
What does that make Fox News?

roofyourworld.com
 
2013-04-18 01:52:18 PM

Hobodeluxe: SuperNinjaToad: to be fair FOXNews jumped the gun too but for reason they are getting no where the heat CNN is getting. I wonder why. My conclusion is FN has a lot more loyalist type viewers whereas CNN doesn't.

they benefit from lower expectations. no one expects them to be credible.


pretty much this.  granted the ny post decided to carry the flag of stupid.
 
2013-04-18 01:52:45 PM
i266.photobucket.com

Crappy hack job by someone who is self taught about layers and scaling and scaling layers.
 
2013-04-18 01:52:57 PM
d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net
 
2013-04-18 01:53:12 PM

ColSanders: mike_d85: /bring back bowling tournaments and strongman competitions from 10 years ago

And roller derby.

And the beach workout shows.


I believe I might have fapped to both as a child.

/"Dude, get out of the way! That chick in the third row has boobs!"
 
2013-04-18 01:54:59 PM

tuna fingers: A Fark Handle: robsul82: CNN thought yesterday won them the shiatty news covering sweepstakes, and the Post said nooooooooooo.

yeah, running those photos was a special kind of stupid.

We were arguing those same photos yesterday on Fark.  In some thread down there.


i know i was there.  but there's a difference between farks on fark arguing photos versus a "news" outlet publishing them.  i can say an arrest has been made, just makes me an idiot or a troll.  cnn and fox shouldn't say that unless an arrest HAS been made.
 
2013-04-18 01:55:45 PM
I think The Daily Show and CNN should swap tag lines.
 
2013-04-18 01:56:10 PM
CNN is the Cannibal Holocaust of news outlets.
 
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