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(Slate)   Stephen Colbert takes on Accidental Racist with his new tune "Oopsie Daisy Homophobe"   (slate.com) divider line 44
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2013-04-18 12:11:59 PM  
Alan's got a lot of grey in his hair these days. And this was pretty funny.
 
2013-04-18 12:15:46 PM  
Stephen's a pretty talented singer.
 
2013-04-18 01:12:49 PM  
didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.
 
2013-04-18 01:14:08 PM  
The Itsy Bitsy Nazi climbed up the water spot...
 
2013-04-18 01:17:40 PM  

Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.


Please tell me you were joking about not knowing he is gay.
 
2013-04-18 01:21:01 PM  

Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay.


Awww. Aren't you adorable.
 
2013-04-18 01:27:03 PM  

Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay.


Brace yourself...Elton John is also gay.
 
Qel
2013-04-18 01:35:33 PM  

Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.


Some other things you might now know.

Fire burns.  Water is wet. That disc in the sky during the day, is the sun.  Our planet, balanced on the back of four elephants on a giant turtle, orbits around the sun.
 
2013-04-18 01:36:20 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay.

Brace yourself...Elton John is also gay.


But... but he was married... to Rentae Blauel. RENATE. BLAUEL!!!
 
Qel
2013-04-18 01:43:32 PM  

WhippingBoy: Lionel Mandrake: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay.

Brace yourself...Elton John is also gay.

But... but he was married... to Rentae Blauel. RENATE. BLAUEL!!!


Here's the happy couple out for a dinner.

www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com


/hotlinked like those HOT shorts
 
2013-04-18 01:54:53 PM  
hard core crush for Alan Cumming... and as a good girl with deep seated self esteem and self worth issues... I can change him, I can.. he just needs the right woman....

:)
 
2013-04-18 01:59:31 PM  
I like Alan Cummings but that would have been funnier had Colbert paired himself with an actual gay rap star.
 
2013-04-18 02:06:49 PM  
Colbert's song was purposefully bad. Paisley's was just plain bad.
 
2013-04-18 02:08:25 PM  

wellreadneck: I like Alan Cummings but that would have been funnier had Colbert paired himself with an actual gay rap star.


He probably wasn't available.
 
2013-04-18 02:13:41 PM  
i1171.photobucket.com /oopscure?
 
2013-04-18 02:20:19 PM  

wellreadneck: I like Alan Cummings but that would have been funnier had Colbert paired himself with an actual gay rap star.


Frank Ocean would have been great!
 
2013-04-18 02:20:59 PM  

Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.


It is such a shame that nice Liberace couldn't ever find himself the right girl.
 
2013-04-18 02:25:57 PM  
Holeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shiat!  Gays in the theater business?  This changes everything!
 
2013-04-18 02:54:26 PM  

Qel: WhippingBoy: Lionel Mandrake: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay.

Brace yourself...Elton John is also gay.

But... but he was married... to Rentae Blauel. RENATE. BLAUEL!!!

Here's the happy couple out for a dinner.

[www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 396x594]


/hotlinked like those HOT shorts


You'd think the outfit would have given her a clue.
 
2013-04-18 02:54:45 PM  

ChrisDe: Colbert's song was purposefully bad. Paisley's was just plain bad.


Colbert is also apparently the better singer.
 
2013-04-18 03:04:19 PM  
"Unintentionally racist" or not, he's right, we can all agree that that song sucks balls. I hadn't listened to it before now, but God is it crap.
 
2013-04-18 03:11:56 PM  

Cythraul: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.

Please tell me you were joking about not knowing he is gay.


I know, right?  I mean he's in theater for God's sake.
 
2013-04-18 03:36:06 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay.

Brace yourself...Elton John is also gay.


Other gays that you may surprised about:

George Michael
Freddie Mercury
Liberace
 
2013-04-18 03:36:37 PM  

brandent: ChrisDe: Colbert's song was purposefully bad. Paisley's was just plain bad.

Colbert is also apparently the better singer.


Get back to me when he learns to play the guitar.............
 
2013-04-18 03:56:06 PM  
Wait, is his name Cumming, or Cummings?  You guys are confusing me.
 
2013-04-18 03:58:17 PM  

Qel: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.

Some other things you might now know.

Fire burns.  Water is wet. That disc in the sky during the day, is the sun.  Our planet, balanced on the back of four elephants on a giant turtle, orbits around the sun.


Sorry but it's turtles all the way down, you accidental heretic
 
2013-04-18 03:59:10 PM  

wellreadneck: I like Alan Cummings but that would have been funnier had Colbert paired himself with an actual gay rap star.


Cummings was already on the show as the interview guest anyway (interview as after the commercial break after the song), partly because he's currently doing a virtually one-man show of MacBeth on Broadway.
 
2013-04-18 04:53:48 PM  

Blue_Blazer: Qel: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.

Some other things you might now know.

Fire burns.  Water is wet. That disc in the sky during the day, is the sun.  Our planet, balanced on the back of four elephants on a giant turtle, orbits around the sun.

Sorry but it's turtles all the way down, you accidental heretic


It's a Giant Star Turtle, you maroon, he don't need no other turtles!
 
2013-04-18 06:55:22 PM  

Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.


Actually he's bisexual. Which I think makes more sense. Really, even if you don't prefer sex with women, how can you not like boobies?
 
2013-04-18 07:10:36 PM  

FunkOut: Blue_Blazer: Qel: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.

Some other things you might now know.

Fire burns.  Water is wet. That disc in the sky during the day, is the sun.  Our planet, balanced on the back of four elephants on a giant turtle, orbits around the sun.

Sorry but it's turtles all the way down, you accidental heretic

It's a Giant Star Turtle, you maroon, he don't need no other turtles!


controversy.wearscience.com
 
2013-04-18 07:28:02 PM  

skinink: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.

Actually he's bisexual. Which I think makes more sense. Really, even if you don't prefer sex with women, how can you not like boobies?


I don't like boobies.

/woman
 
2013-04-18 07:36:01 PM  

silvervial: I don't like boobies.

/woman


I do.

/straight woman. except for boobies. as my friend Norm says, "While breasts are always a soothing sight, the flaccid male penis is not one of nature's most impressive displays."
 
2013-04-18 07:39:41 PM  

Qel: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.

Some other things you might now know.

Fire burns.  Water is wet. That disc in the sky during the day, is the sun.  Our planet, balanced on the back of four elephants on a giant turtle, orbits around the sun.


BLASPHEMY! Om states that it is a holy sphere!
 
2013-04-18 08:13:56 PM  

Qel: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.

Some other things you might now know.

Fire burns.  Water is wet. That disc in the sky during the day, is the sun.  Our planet, balanced on the back of four elephants on a giant turtle, orbits around the sun.


Everyone knows the sun goes around the earth, and every so often one of the elephants has to lift a leg to let it pass by. This is why we have earthquakes- these aren't trained circus elephants, and accidents happen.
 
2013-04-18 08:53:04 PM  

kxs401: Stephen's a pretty talented singer.


Did chorus for years as a kid apparently, and comes from a very musical household. Heard an interview where it came up a few months ago.

Also, it is really farking weird to hear him do an interview out of character.
 
2013-04-18 09:15:38 PM  
That was pretty hilarious.
 
2013-04-18 10:52:10 PM  

gglibertine: silvervial: I don't like boobies.

/woman

I do.

/straight woman. except for boobies. as my friend Norm says, "While breasts are always a soothing sight, the flaccid male penis is not one of nature's most impressive displays."


True. Which is why I make it a point to stay hard at all times.

/I could hunt with this thing.
 
2013-04-18 11:50:49 PM  

KatjaMouse: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay.

Awww. Aren't you adorable.


To be fair, he isn't gay. He's bisexual. Big difference.
I only recently found out that Andy Dick was gay. Not everyone follows celebrity gossip.
 
2013-04-19 12:03:29 AM  

gglibertine: silvervial: I don't like boobies.

/woman

I do.

/straight woman. except for boobies. as my friend Norm says, "While breasts are always a soothing sight, the flaccid male penis is not one of nature's most impressive displays."


I'm a GROWER not a shower!
 
2013-04-19 03:09:10 AM  

Ramien: Qel: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.

Some other things you might now know.

Fire burns.  Water is wet. That disc in the sky during the day, is the sun.  Our planet, balanced on the back of four elephants on a giant turtle, orbits around the sun.

Everyone knows the sun goes around the earth, and every so often one of the elephants has to lift a leg to let it pass by. This is why we have earthquakes- these aren't trained circus elephants, and accidents happen.


There used to be five elephants.
 
2013-04-19 07:47:00 AM  

colithian: KatjaMouse: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay.

Awww. Aren't you adorable.

To be fair, he isn't gay. He's bisexual. Big difference.
I only recently found out that Andy Dick was gay. Not everyone follows celebrity gossip.


I thought Andy Dick was bi. Not that I really want to devote any thought to Andy Dick's sex life.
 
2013-04-19 08:10:06 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Cythraul: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.

Please tell me you were joking about not knowing he is gay.

I know, right?  I mean he's in theater for God's sake.


Uhh, no. It's a little more than that. How can I politely put this? The guy isn't exactly the most 'manly' man in the world.
 
2013-04-19 08:45:59 AM  

Cythraul: Uhh, no. It's a little more than that. How can I politely put this? The guy isn't exactly the most 'manly' man in the world.


I know, right?  I mean he's in theater for God's sake.
 
2013-04-19 08:41:22 PM  

red5ish: Ramien: Qel: Egalitarian: didn't know Alan Cummings was gay. He's so cute, bummer for the ladies.

Some other things you might now know.

Fire burns.  Water is wet. That disc in the sky during the day, is the sun.  Our planet, balanced on the back of four elephants on a giant turtle, orbits around the sun.

Everyone knows the sun goes around the earth, and every so often one of the elephants has to lift a leg to let it pass by. This is why we have earthquakes- these aren't trained circus elephants, and accidents happen.

There used to be five elephants.


undiscoveredcountryproject.com

There are four elephants!
 
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