I call bullshiat.
No way you could do that without puking

"I was raised on the dairy biatch!!!"

/obscure Mad TV reference....can anyone cite the skit?

Those would be frappes. Milkshakes have a scoop of ice cream in them.

Big Merl, I call bullshiat.

Isnt that part of the Atkins Diet?

I bet I could drink 15 litres of milkshake in more than 10 seconds!

mad shat!

It looks like Shank and I are the only people to pass reading comprehension.

I could drink WAAAYYY more than 20 litres in more than 3 hours.

I can say I've easily eaten 50 litres in more than under 20 seconds.

WWDPD

What Would Dr. Phil Do?

Oh yeah, well I drank 15 liters of milkshake in more than four hours.

"I'd like to thank the Nobel Committee for this great honor, however finding a cure for AIDS would not have been possible without that one guy drinking 15 liters of milkshake in 3 hours at the mall."

Hmmmmm....

I'm just thinking here about my lactose intolerance.

I bet that much milk product would produce enough flatus
to actually send me into a high orbit, and possibly into
deep space.

Shall I try it and see if I can find that Mars Beagle thing?

He's must have benn a pleasant guy to ride on the elevator with afterwards....

Hey guys... I'm enjoying an ice-cold frosty from Wendy's right now... Does that count as a milkshake? Or something else because you eat it with a spoon?

I'm confused...

farkin gross

I'll have a litre of cola...

Reminds me of the previous fark story, only with a happier ending: Teachers milk experiment turns sour

you can't aim 3L of milkshake at personnel, it's against the geneva convention.

or 15L for that matter!

I also call bullshiat. I have actually made bets with people to see if they can drink a gallon of milk in 20 minutes. It is impossible to do without puking.

In my younger days, I once bet a barista I could drink a pitcher of espresso he had just made for a batch of something or other. Really strong stuff, we were up to $50 when he pulled out due to his concerns for my health. I scoffed at him. Looking back on that, I wish I could find that guy, I'd pay him $50 for possibly saving my life. A pitcher of strong espresso isn't exactly the same as a few pots of the hot n' brown they serve down at IHOP.

/One of those annoying people who always has to interject personal information no matter how barely relevant it is to the subject at hand.

Duuuh, I can do that!

BRAIN FREEEEEEEEEZZZZZEEEEEEE!!!

I once almost had an entire gallon of whole milk in an hour..there was a glass left I couldn't take. For the next month I couldn't look at anything white.

This, sirs and madames, is damn near impossible without already being dead.

Milkshake makes for frothy vomit.

Big Merl
"That's nothing, I once listened to the entire milkshake song without puking."

Your better then me, I puked in the first 5 secs of the milkshake song.

/Hates Hip-Hop

I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

Has nobody ever watched Jackass? This CANNOT be done!

/verps after one large milkshake from McCrap

gargantuan98...you sir are disqualified from this thread for knowing the words.

/did I just admit to something?

My grandfather made once made a bet that he could eat 5 kilos (11 pounds) of raw herring in less than an hour. He did win the bet. It also earned him a spot in the local paper as the village idiot.

You have Dutch men in your family too?!

hatechall - *insert a witty kitten killing joke here*

/three posts in no time flat

"Mmm, sixty-four slices of American cheese... sixty-three... sixty-two..."



It's a trap!

2 bowls of cereal everyday, for 16 years, is A LOT more 15 liters.If hey said less than 3 hours then I'd be impressed

You put eggnog in my goat milk!

Personal glory or AIDS fundraising?? He beat his old record.

"Kids, drink a milkshake instead of buttfarking without a rubber."
"Have shake not a dirty needle."
"Stay out of Africa and Thailand, drink a milkshake instead."
"Drink shakes, avoid hookers."

THE FRIBBLE

I decided that I was sick and tired of working at Walgreens and that I needed a change of scenery. I therefore applied to be a waitress at Friendly's, got the job, and jumped ship further down the Simsbury mall. I should have quit the minute a table full of sixth graders told me that A) there would be no tip and B) they were going to time me with their cheap Casio stopwatch because Friendly's was running a get-your-order-in-ten-minutes-or-get-your-money-back special. It's nothing personal, they said, by way of apology. I scorned them, refusing to speak to them for the entire duration of their visit. I think I might have made them feel bad, because they left a dollar in nickels after all.

I did not quit, however, choosing instead to "tough it out." I was yelled at by soccer moms, scorned by my co-workers, and shamed in the face of my fellow high school students who would come into Friendly's for a cheap date. I was even hit on by a creepy lesbian who pressed a $5 bill into my hand, squeezed it way too long and said, "Thanks," in a kind of long and drawn out breathy and inappropriate way. I endured all of this, only to quit after two more miserable weeks-- after the fribble incident.

I am just no good with kitchen appliances, period. This is unfortunate for many reasons, but in this case it was particularly disastrous, because the waitresses at Friendly's were responsible for making the Fribbles, which is basically just a shake that is the exact same color as I imagine plutonium to be. Nevertheless, I had to learn to make one. Even after several tough coaching sessions with the head waitress, I confess that I never got the hang of it.

One day one of my old managers from Walgreens came in, a horny old man who liked to call Masengill (sp?) douche a "mouthwash." Go straighten out the mouthwash aisle, he'd say with a sly chuckle when it was time to close. He was a dirty old man, but I liked him. So anyways, he comes into Friendly's on his lunch break and says hey Lisa and I say hey Dave and he says I'll have a Fribble.

All I can say is that things went horribly wrong. I think I overfilled the tin cup because when I pressed the blender the nuclear pink contents of the Fribble went spraying across the kitchen in a wild meteor shower of ice cream and ice shards. The tin glass slipped out from the blender and rocketed in the air, bounced against the faux-brick wall, landed on the floor, and dribbled out at my feet. I think a got a few customers wet in the process, because they looked horrified--Dave, of course, was laughing his ass off. Then I started laughing too, in that nervous and embarrassed sort of way, and tried again to make the Fribble. By this time I was spooked--terrified even, of the blender, and I underfilled the cup, barely ran the machine, and filled the remaining part of the cup with whip cream--a good five inches of whip cream. Dave just took the Fribble wordlessly, handed me some money, and walked back to Walgreens. I think I saw him throw it away. That was it. No more Friendly's.

Let's face it--I have no business waiting on people. I am just no good at this. After hearing the Fribble story, Scott once said, "I just feel sorry for you--not because there's anything wrong with being a waitress, but because I know how terrible you'd be it." He was so right. I was the worst.

KS, nice rant but WTF does that have to do with drinking milkshakes for AIDS hospices????

I once drank 15 liters of HOT COCOA

I've done 11 pints of cider in 90minutes - and then spent a few hours being rather ill. O:) (Couldn't touch the stuff for a couple of years without bad memories)
Oh, another stupid drinking record was 1.5 bottles of neat vermouth in 2hrs. :)

26 of Peach Schnapps in 10 min.

I can't smell ANYTHING peach now without gaging