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(Orlando Sentinel)   "Several people saw him, including a woman who said he was jogging down the sidewalk, a man who told him to put his pants on and a child"   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 23
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2013-04-18 11:10:12 AM  
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this guy and the author both had "2 beers."
 
2013-04-18 11:18:24 AM  
One witness told police she saw Dasaro sitting on an outdoor air-conditioning unit in only a blue shirt and said he had trouble keeping his balance while sitting down, an arrest report said.

Well we know it wasn't from sitting on his wallet. Maybe his butt cheeks were unbalanced...or maybe he's just unbalanced (in more ways than one).
 
2013-04-18 11:26:30 AM  
So a child saw him without his pants, or he was told to put his pants on himself and a child?

Commas still matter, Susan and Desiree.
 
2013-04-18 12:17:48 PM  
he was just trying to find the quad to go streakin'
 
2013-04-18 12:21:50 PM  
lifefeed.net

What's the overlap with jogging?
 
2013-04-18 12:22:21 PM  
Suspect is pantsless. I repeat: pantsless.
 
2013-04-18 12:22:41 PM  

dv-ous: What's the overlap with jogging?


Third circle.
 
2013-04-18 12:22:42 PM  
Priciple caught sayoff headline.
 
2013-04-18 12:24:19 PM  
My money is on the A/C unit running/vibrating.

/it was missing that one thing that makes it "Florida"-tag worthy.
 
2013-04-18 12:27:18 PM  
If you don't use the Oxford comma for clarity you are a fool, ignorant or British.
 
2013-04-18 12:32:08 PM  
So, what's his Fark handle?
 
2013-04-18 12:36:21 PM  

johnnieconnie: So a child saw him without his pants, or he was told to put his pants on himself and a child?

Commas still matter, Susan and Desiree.


EngineerBoy: If you don't use the Oxford comma for clarity you are a fool, ignorant or British.



/sees everything is under control
//cracks beer
 
2013-04-18 12:40:28 PM  

EngineerBoy: If you don't use the Oxford comma for clarity you are a fool, ignorant or British.


Oh, you.

Seriously, AP style calls for omitting the serial comma, but makes exceptions when the series of words is sufficiently complex to possibly cause confusion.

/ Thought of those "priest 'ministering' to a child" costumes when I saw the headline.
// Bulkhead seat please.
 
2013-04-18 12:45:33 PM  
Drunk? This guy??

www.trbimg.com

Nah.
 
2013-04-18 12:52:47 PM  

j.lunatic: EngineerBoy: If you don't use the Oxford comma for clarity you are a fool, ignorant or British.

Oh, you.

Seriously, AP style calls for omitting the serial comma, but makes exceptions when the series of words is sufficiently complex to possibly cause confusion.

/ Thought of those "priest 'ministering' to a child" costumes when I saw the headline.
// Bulkhead seat please.


Glad you chaps have got this one covered.
 
2013-04-18 12:57:15 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: j.lunatic: EngineerBoy: If you don't use the Oxford comma for clarity you are a fool, ignorant or British.

Oh, you.

Seriously, AP style calls for omitting the serial comma, but makes exceptions when the series of words is sufficiently complex to possibly cause confusion.

/ Thought of those "priest 'ministering' to a child" costumes when I saw the headline.
// Bulkhead seat please.

Glad you chaps have got this one covered.


Chaps never have anyone covered
 
2013-04-18 01:26:19 PM  

GWSuperfan: So, what's his Fark handle?


The drunk naked guy or the "journalist"?
 
2013-04-18 01:35:10 PM  

platkat: GWSuperfan: So, what's his Fark handle?

The drunk naked guy or the "journalist"?


Either.

/or both
 
2013-04-18 01:46:25 PM  
Jogging? Naked?  First thing I thought of was a typical day at town lake (ladybird lake for you invaders).  Then I saw the florida tag.
 
2013-04-18 01:50:50 PM  

orclover: Jogging? Naked?  First thing I thought of was a typical day at town lake (ladybird lake for you invaders).  Then I saw the florida tag.


It's not called Town Lake anymore?
 
2013-04-18 02:03:17 PM  

platkat: orclover: Jogging? Naked?  First thing I thought of was a typical day at town lake (ladybird lake for you invaders).  Then I saw the florida tag.

It's not called Town Lake anymore?


It still is to me god dammit, it still is to me.
 
2013-04-18 02:48:07 PM  
Why do they always say they've had "2 beers"?! Police officers hear that all of the time.  I'm 5'1" and weigh 115 pounds and even I can drink two beers without stumbling while trying to sit down or going around naked!
 
2013-04-18 04:40:26 PM  
Those were, of course, two giant jugs of beer.
 
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