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2013-04-18 10:42:42 AM
mother earth is hungry for her black blood and she will feast.
 
2013-04-18 10:43:01 AM
Good. The less of Chicago, the better.
 
2013-04-18 10:44:02 AM
Oh, sinkhole. Never mind.
 
2013-04-18 10:45:07 AM
It's a start.

Maybe it will swallow all of Chicago and we can start again.
 
2013-04-18 10:45:16 AM

Hoopy Frood: Oh, sinkhole. Never mind.



I nearly shipped my pants when I saw it
 
2013-04-18 10:50:34 AM
It was on the south side.  Those caught in their vehicles likely dodged a bullet.
 
2013-04-18 10:51:43 AM
Well, THERE's your problem.
 
2013-04-18 10:52:39 AM
Pfft... amateurs.

media.komonews.com
/hot like a hole to hell
 
2013-04-18 10:53:37 AM
No has yet to claim responsibilty for the sinkhole. More updates as no new information comes in.
 
2013-04-18 10:54:28 AM
a.espncdn.com
 
2013-04-18 10:55:19 AM
I love that this link was posted right above an article from the Chicago Tribune.
 
2013-04-18 10:55:56 AM
It was a Decepticon trap that was leftover from their occupation of Chicago.
 
2013-04-18 10:56:10 AM

jaybeezey: No has yet to claim responsibilty for the sinkhole. More updates as no new information comes in.


CNN claiming that one person has been arrested in connection to the sinkhole.  NBC stating there have been no arrests made.
 
2013-04-18 10:58:25 AM
Some Chicago streets have sewers from the 19th century made of brick and timber.
Not News: After over 100 years, those sewers collapse.
 
2013-04-18 10:59:33 AM

jaybeezey: No has yet to claim responsibilty for the sinkhole. More updates as no new information comes in.


Mayor Daley sent bulldozers at midnight to dig up the Dan Ryan Expressway to deter further acts of terrorism.
 
2013-04-18 10:59:34 AM
Chicago is your kind of stinkhole?
 
2013-04-18 11:01:04 AM
img1.fark.net A THIRD CAR FELL INTO THE HOLE
 
2013-04-18 11:05:44 AM
How many union bosses did they find?
 
2013-04-18 11:10:41 AM

themasterdebater: Pfft... amateurs.

[media.komonews.com image 405x304]
/hot like a hole to hell


Beat me to it...
Sinkhole?
i1011.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-18 11:12:06 AM

netringer: jaybeezey: No has yet to claim responsibilty for the sinkhole. More updates as no new information comes in.

Mayor Daley sent bulldozers at midnight to dig up the Dan Ryan Expressway to deter further acts of terrorism.


Which is weird, since he's not even the mayor anymore.
 
2013-04-18 11:15:30 AM

themasterdebater: jaybeezey: No has yet to claim responsibilty for the sinkhole. More updates as no new information comes in.

CNN claiming that one person has been arrested in connection to the sinkhole.  NBC stating there have been no arrests made.


The NY Post has reported 15 additional cars falling into the hole, 9 fatalities, and a Greek diner owner is being held for questioning.
 
2013-04-18 11:27:49 AM

teenytinycornteeth: netringer: jaybeezey: No has yet to claim responsibilty for the sinkhole. More updates as no new information comes in.

Mayor Daley sent bulldozers at midnight to dig up the Dan Ryan Expressway to deter further acts of terrorism.

Which is weird, since he's not even the mayor anymore.



I'm guessing it was just a joke referencing what Daley did to Meigs field.
 
2013-04-18 11:28:45 AM
Subby has two different songs mixed up.
 
2013-04-18 11:30:05 AM
This far in and not one reference to their government or budget issues?
 
2013-04-18 11:33:11 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-18 11:35:35 AM
Gee, you might think all this rain we've been having might have something to do with it.

/contemplates building an ark
 
2013-04-18 11:39:03 AM

ginkor:


looks like she's recieving a very erotic groping
 
2013-04-18 11:39:17 AM

Thebloodpotato: mother earth is hungry for her black blood and she will feast.


Sir, you owe me a new Fresca.  That's freaking hilarious!
 
2013-04-18 11:46:04 AM
In Chicago, cars make their own sinkholes.
pics.imcdb.org
/i hate illinois sinkholes
 
2013-04-18 11:53:28 AM
Was it this one?

chicagoismynewblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-18 11:57:57 AM
Boy, they take their deep dish pizza seriously...!
 
2013-04-18 12:01:22 PM
One's an accident, two's a coincidence, three's enemy action.
 
2013-04-18 12:06:11 PM
A giant, gaping hole that can swallow three cars?  Sounds like subby's mom.
 
2013-04-18 12:08:11 PM
Chicago police have already issued 14 tickets to those cars.
 
2013-04-18 12:16:45 PM
You misspelled "Sh*t Hole"
 
2013-04-18 12:22:36 PM

MaliFinn: [img1.fark.net image 54x11] A THIRD CAR FELL INTO THE HOLE


There are now reports that a fourth car caught fire, fell over, and then sank into the hole.
 
2013-04-18 01:13:47 PM

MBooda: In Chicago, cars make their own sinkholes.
[pics.imcdb.org image 718x384]
/i hate illinois sinkholes


Sweet. I never noticed the "See You Next Wednesday" there, and I thought I knew every frame of that movie.
 
2013-04-18 01:14:50 PM
I like the one comment about it.

"WOW! WTH is going on? Mother Nature is mad for the ruination of Mother Earth! No More Pipeline, mining, fracking, etc., lets try clean renewable energy before it is too late."

SINKHOLES CAUSED BY POORLY MAINTAINED UTILITIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
 
2013-04-18 01:16:46 PM

jmc1029: You misspelled "Sh*t Hole"


If you spell it phonetically it sounds like Detroit.
 
2013-04-18 01:41:14 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: It's a start.

Maybe it will swallow all of Chicago and we can start again.


One down, several more to go. I say LA next! Save Detroit for last.
 
2013-04-18 02:22:28 PM
The potholes have been pretty nasty this winter.

/4 inches of rain doesn't help either
 
2013-04-18 02:33:45 PM
Stolen cars.
 
2013-04-18 03:00:55 PM
OM NOM NOM DA BEARS
 
2013-04-18 03:38:19 PM

vabeard: Stolen cars.


The topless bars.

/wrong city
 
2013-04-18 04:50:48 PM
Do you think Mayor 1% will take this opportunity to start replacing these nearly 100-year-old water mains? Do you think the Cubs will win the World Series this year?
 
2013-04-18 05:19:11 PM

MBooda: vabeard: Stolen cars.

The topless bars.

/wrong city


Never saw a reference so obscure...
 
2013-04-18 08:02:22 PM
Grumpy Cat
Good. The less of Chicago, the better.


This.
 
2013-04-19 12:04:10 AM
insert huh never thought that's where the gates of hell was gonna open up, but it totally makes sense joke here:_________________________________________________________________ _____________
 
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