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(Fox News)   Ten creepiest food mascots of all time, featuring at number 4, Ronald McDonald, the early years   (foxnews.com) divider line 129
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2013-04-18 03:43:46 PM  
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Why the dark-skinned brothers gotta stand in the back?
 
2013-04-18 03:45:16 PM  
But this list appears on FoxNews.com. So I can't be sure any of these mascots actually existed.
 
2013-04-18 03:45:46 PM  
No one remember herb from Burger King?

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2013-04-18 03:46:13 PM  
hands down the sponge monkeys from quizno's is the creepiest, followed close second by the King. neither of which made this list. thus list = fail.
 
2013-04-18 03:50:49 PM  

18 Wheels of Love: But this list appears on FoxNews.com. So I can't be sure any of these mascots actually existed.


When Saddam was secretly orchestrating 9/11, the Twizzlers Mouth had its lips full handling Iraqi internal affairs.
 
2013-04-18 03:52:25 PM  
Strangely absent or is everyone doing their best to suppress?

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/shockadoobie!
 
2013-04-18 03:55:03 PM  
Does no one remember how creepy the original Hamburglar (and the rest of the McDonaldland group) was? Look at this guy!

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2013-04-18 04:34:40 PM  

Jonnadiah: [i.imgur.com image 425x239]
This thing always gave me chills.


This.
 
2013-04-18 04:37:30 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Arby's living, talking oven mitt always creeped me out for some reason. Can't say why, really.

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Is it just me, or does the Arby's Oven Mitt look like he might be the Hamburger Helper Hand's special-needs brother?
 
2013-04-18 05:00:00 PM  
I agree that this list fails without the Burger King, and in this ad:

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2013-04-18 05:00:53 PM  

Walker: Willard Scott as Ronald next to me back in the late 60's. I'm like "Who the f*ck is this clown?"
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Good god, it's John Wayne Gacy.
 
2013-04-18 05:03:57 PM  
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2013-04-18 05:29:26 PM  

ShaggyMarrs: udhq: Also, does anyone else remember those singing rat things from the quizno's commercials?  Those were definitely one of the strangest food mascots out there.

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You got that right!


"Step on that fark! Before he gets to the children!"
 
2013-04-18 05:54:54 PM  
for me it's Flo the progressive broad. she's like a scary clown nurse, you expect her to be creeping around with an enema bag.
 
2013-04-18 06:11:54 PM  

one-in-the-chamber: for me it's Flo the progressive broad. she's like a scary clown nurse, you expect her to be creeping around with an enema bag.


Giggety!!!
 
2013-04-18 07:12:19 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 421x500]


That picture just isn't creepy. The fact that it's Hugh Laurie makes it funny, not creepy.
 
2013-04-18 07:21:28 PM  
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2013-04-18 07:34:44 PM  

one-in-the-chamber: for me it's Flo the progressive broad. she's like a scary clown nurse, you expect her to be creeping around with an enema bag.


Flo?
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2013-04-18 07:46:11 PM  

Sybarite: Frankenberry? Try this on your breakfast table.


AAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAGH! Just... Why? Why would you eat a cereal advertised by a pedophile serial killer? It looks like he's about to lurch off the box and gouge out your eyes with his spoon!
 
2013-04-18 08:48:01 PM  
Glad to see the Farkers can put together actually creepy examples . That list was lame.
 
2013-04-18 09:51:16 PM  
www.filmhouse.com
 
2013-04-18 09:52:31 PM  
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2013-04-18 10:03:36 PM  

edmo: Glad to see the Farkers can put together actually creepy examples . That list was lame.


That's why we're here!
 
2013-04-18 10:35:22 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That picture just isn't creepy. The fact that it's Hugh Laurie makes it funny, not creepy.


That's funny, I had no idea.
 
2013-04-19 01:19:11 AM  

one-in-the-chamber: for me it's Flo the progressive broad. she's like a scary clown nurse,


Aww... I think she's kind of cute.
 
2013-04-19 03:27:22 AM  
www.blogadilla.com
 
2013-04-19 04:04:38 AM  

And, don't count out the Japanese....



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2013-04-19 12:46:32 PM  
Love how psycho sugar-rice clown keeps it real with the extended pinky...

/Devil's in the details
 
2013-04-19 04:32:08 PM  
There is no actual context to that list.  Seen from the times each mascot came from, there were a lot crazier stuff to choose from than what's in the list.  In fact, if you want a creepy Jack In The Box, I refer to this pic, which I linked many, many, many years ago, in a similar thread, in a similar vein, and pointed out at least current Jack ain't sportin' this head:
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Back in the 70s.  Now that's a fast-food clown!
 
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