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(Contact Music)   Britney Spears is turning blue. No, she's not suffocating, just smurfing like the smurfy smurf she smurfing is. Smurftastic   (contactmusic.com) divider line 38
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2013-04-18 08:34:41 AM  
she's buying packs of pseudoephedrine for her meth dealer??
 
2013-04-18 08:38:11 AM  
Maybe next she'll try the Fizzy-Lifting drink and float away.
 
2013-04-18 08:46:41 AM  
a.abcnews.com

/obligatory
 
2013-04-18 08:50:42 AM  
Mistook their nods for an approval.
Just ignore the smoke and smile.

/A Perfect Circle
 
2013-04-18 09:03:16 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-18 09:08:19 AM  
Is she becoming a pvc pipe percussionist?
 
2013-04-18 09:20:58 AM  
www.contactmusic.com

i51.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-18 09:22:53 AM  
Came to see Britney dressed as Smurfette.

/leaving disappoint.
 
2013-04-18 09:24:39 AM  
She's looking quite MILFy, I for one would take a blue pill and do her right.
 
2013-04-18 09:31:05 AM  

mat catastrophe: Came to see Britney dressed as Smurfette.

/leaving disappoint.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-18 09:32:30 AM  
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-18 09:34:35 AM  
I believe this is the new song she plans to release in conjunction with this:

http://youtu.be/ET6p9AcN4L8

/nsfw
 
2013-04-18 09:37:27 AM  
Something something "blue waffle" something smurfy

/if there's a joke, I'll find it after coffee
 
2013-04-18 09:42:14 AM  

Brick-House: She's looking quite MILFy, I for one would take a blue pill and do her right.


She's looking quite brick housey as well. No blue pill required for me.
 
2013-04-18 09:57:43 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 317x600] [i.imgur.com image 326x600]


I'd smurf the hell out of that ass.
 
2013-04-18 09:59:08 AM  
img692.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-18 10:04:19 AM  
FTA Britney Spears is going to be turning blue for her next song recording. No, don't worry folks, she's not getting all x-rated on us

Not going x-rated, they say that like it's a good thing. I say, bring on the titties.
 
2013-04-18 10:12:09 AM  
Colloidal silver?

static.oprah.com
 
2013-04-18 10:13:17 AM  
I can't find any pictures to post without having the IT guy darken my office door, but do a GIS for Lexi Bell Smurf if you are into that type of thing. As always, NSFW.
 
2013-04-18 10:14:12 AM  

Broktun: Colloidal silver?


Is that Herschel from Walking Dead?
 
2013-04-18 10:18:17 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I can't find any pictures to post without having the IT guy darken my office door, but do a GIS for Lexi Bell Smurf if you are into that type of thing. As always, NSFW.


Into Lexi Bell?  Always.
 
2013-04-18 10:20:08 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Wellon Dowd: I can't find any pictures to post without having the IT guy darken my office door, but do a GIS for Lexi Bell Smurf if you are into that type of thing. As always, NSFW.

Into Lexi Bell?  Always.


i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-18 10:35:16 AM  
"Gnap!" *bites her ass*
 
2013-04-18 10:35:38 AM  
I'll take the Fanta-holding, cutoff jeans wearing Britney, please. The trailer trash look always gets me.

/or the Lexi Bell in the photos
 
2013-04-18 10:46:52 AM  
"I she were green she would die, if she were green she would die, if she were green she would die!"

\don't try and figure it out..it'll be stuck in your head all day!
 
2013-04-18 11:26:50 AM  
blue blue, like toilet bowl blue...
/obscure?
 
2013-04-18 11:41:36 AM  
Britney Spears was more "Ooh La La" before she had kids and lost her mind.
 
2013-04-18 11:48:26 AM  
That's what happens to most women.

At the age of 40, some women realize they won't become princesses and they go (more) insane.
If you're still around at that point, you're nothing more than a target of opportunity.
 
2013-04-18 12:14:05 PM  
Britney Spears is going to be turning blue for her next song recording. No, don't worry folks, she's not getting all x-rated on us.

Uh huh.  Now tell me what turning blue has to do with being x-rated.
 
2013-04-18 12:54:22 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: she's buying packs of pseudoephedrine for her meth dealer??


You win.

/came here to say that
//wouldn't have been surprised
 
2013-04-18 01:40:12 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Britney Spears is going to be turning blue for her next song recording. No, don't worry folks, she's not getting all x-rated on us.

Uh huh.  Now tell me what turning blue has to do with being x-rated.


[Not sure if serious.jpg]

in case you are, it is a reference to things like "blue comedy"  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ribaldry
 
2013-04-18 01:47:55 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-18 01:56:40 PM  
"RICH"
 
2013-04-18 02:45:31 PM  
i46.tinypic.com

                                                                                Now with properly placed nipples.
 
2013-04-18 03:13:22 PM  

Broktun: Colloidal silver?

[static.oprah.com image 350x263]



Sometimes I'm tempted to quaff a jug of that simply because I like the color.
 
2013-04-18 03:24:30 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Britney Spears is going to be turning blue for her next song recording. No, don't worry folks, she's not getting all x-rated on us.

Uh huh.  Now tell me what turning blue has to do with being x-rated.


face meet palm
 
2013-04-18 05:31:40 PM  
Like my friend boner smurf always says:

once you go blue your dreams will come true.
 
2013-04-19 01:41:21 PM  
i744.photobucket.com
 
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