North Korean Binocular Envy
Amusement: [s22.postimg.org image 850x274]
Mentat: Yeah, check it out. We ask for food and whatever else we want, then we demand a whole bunch of weird stuff. This way we can plead insanity later.
PanicMan: "If the United States and the puppet South have the slightest desire to avoid the sledge-hammer blow of our army and the people ... and truly wish dialogue and negotiations, they must make the resolute decision," it said.Brilliant negotiating tactic: Insult everyone and wave your dick around!
vicioushobbit: This made me lol: ""Dialogue and war cannot co-exist," the North's National Defence Commission said in the statement carried by the official KCNA news agency. "Hear that, folks! Once we declare war on this sad little nation, we can stop getting videos from them!
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