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(Yahoo)   North Korea to the US: We'll stop acting like biatches, but first you need to remove the sanctions you imposed on us for acting like biatches   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 132
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2013-04-18 01:07:00 PM  
l3.yimg.com

North Korean Binocular Envy

/i love those little guys - they're like ET with a hot button.
 
2013-04-18 01:12:05 PM  

highendmighty: It's a good lesson for anyone acting like a  6-year old.  You mustn't reward bad behavior.


Yep.  Really glad that Obama and the South Korean president have been holding firm.
 
2013-04-18 01:15:41 PM  

hasty ambush: MindStalker: Quality trolling there I see. Quoting the Red Youth as if they represent progressives

You say tomato......

The commies consider themselves progressives whereas libertarians do not consider themselves as conservatives.


you have to be one arrogant SOB to say that the definition of "progressive" is that society is getting closer to your ideals. Remember that segregation was sponsored by the "progressive" movement.

The difference between conservatives and libertarians is that conservatives want to keep things they way they are and resist change all together, where libertarians view liberty as a functional part of society that has benefits and view progress as steps towards a stable society that maximizes liberty, where "progressives" see liberty as nice-to-have privileges granted to us by our elite masters who know what's best for us.
 
2013-04-18 01:17:17 PM  

PanicMan: "If the United States and the puppet South have the slightest desire to avoid the sledge-hammer blow of our army and the people ... and truly wish dialogue and negotiations, they must make the resolute decision," it said.


Brilliant negotiating tactic: Insult everyone and wave your dick around!


Ever seen the slapstick bit where someone winds up to swing a hammer, the head falls off, and they swing nothing but a stick?  That would be North Korea's "sledgehammer blow".
 
2013-04-18 01:17:54 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: [l3.yimg.com image 450x305]

North Korean Binocular Envy

/i love those little guys - they're like ET with a hot button.


l3.yimg.com

Is it just me or is that guy totally faking having binoculars or just making fun of a guy with glasses?
 
2013-04-18 01:24:46 PM  

mizchief: EdNortonsTwin: [l3.yimg.com image 450x305]

North Korean Binocular Envy

/i love those little guys - they're like ET with a hot button.

[l3.yimg.com image 450x305]

Is it just me or is that guy totally faking having binoculars or just making fun of a guy with glasses?


Photoshop blank? So they can shop in some modern binoculars? Whatever - it's begging for a shop.
 
2013-04-18 01:29:40 PM  
Am I the only person who thinks the guy in the picture is making "pretend binoculars" with his hands?
 
2013-04-18 01:37:30 PM  

NeverUseAbsolutes: Am I the only person who thinks the guy in the picture is making "pretend binoculars" with his hands?


Yeaaaaaaaa, that's the joke.
 
2013-04-18 01:39:17 PM  
I agree that this is becoming Looney Tunes-esque.
 
2013-04-18 02:04:02 PM  
See, they have 12 towers, but only one pair of binoculars, so they rotate!  This guy's month is July, so he still has to wait a bit until they come back around to him, but you have to keep you hands in shape and your skills sharp, so it is important to practice good form.  Best leader says so.
 
2013-04-18 02:05:44 PM  

neritz: I see Best Korea has learned how to negotiate like Republicans.


zing! done in 4
 
2013-04-18 02:07:46 PM  
I had some of the alleged North Korean mass-government-professional-chemist-doctor-scientist-laboratory-manuf actured dextro-N-alpha-dimethylphenethylamine crystalline product (which I believe to be actually racemic), and it is inferior to mass-produced domestic illegal Mexican product. Which speaks volumes about the Nook gov't.
 
2013-04-18 02:10:16 PM  
also, I wish I had a pair of nonoculars
 
2013-04-18 02:11:01 PM  
i234.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-18 02:19:24 PM  
World leaders need to learn to have some wit...

SK: (To Un) Your majesty is like a stream of bat's piss!
NK: [outraged murmurs, warnings, threats of missile launch, etc.]
SK: You shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is darkness.
NK: [applause, congratulations, etc.]
 
2013-04-18 02:24:28 PM  
s22.postimg.org
 
2013-04-18 03:08:09 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-18 03:10:01 PM  

Amusement: [s22.postimg.org image 850x274]


THAT is some funny shiat right there....
 
2013-04-18 03:29:57 PM  

Amusement: [s22.postimg.org image 850x274]


OK My Turn.....(Q & D)

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-18 03:38:12 PM  
These is no doubt Obama will bow down to their demands. Just look at what the last idiot democrat president gave them, thats right, all of their multi stage missile technology. Way to go Clinton/Albright!
 
2013-04-18 03:47:03 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: We've heard this lie before, we've played this game before.
You get what you want, then you break your promises.
And we start over again.

So, in all sincerity,  fark  O  F  F.


North Korea is my ex wife?
 
2013-04-18 04:31:31 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: North Korea is my ex wife?


Yours too, huh?
 
2013-04-18 04:36:01 PM  
After all the crazy nuclear bullshiat it really was just a bargaining chip to end sanctions?
 
2013-04-18 05:50:43 PM  

ChipNASA: Amusement: [s22.postimg.org image 850x274]

OK My Turn.....(Q & D)

[i.imgur.com image 850x270]


Oh that's good, going where no pony has gone before..

Imagine pony hump'in  American boot cause nothing says professional soldier than a shiny boot.
 
2013-04-18 07:26:36 PM  
Put a sock in it, Lil Kim. We've got big boy problems over here.
 
2013-04-18 07:26:45 PM  

raatz01: After all the crazy nuclear bullshiat it really was just a bargaining chip to end sanctions?


It always is.  Brinksmanship is the only game the Kims know.  Well, that and Hunger Games. Without the game part.
 
2013-04-18 08:16:41 PM  
Sorry fatty, you already spent the aid when you forced us to move a bunch of our military resources.
 
2013-04-18 08:19:37 PM  

mizchief: EdNortonsTwin: [l3.yimg.com image 450x305]

North Korean Binocular Envy

/i love those little guys - they're like ET with a hot button.

[l3.yimg.com image 450x305]

Is it just me or is that guy totally faking having binoculars or just making fun of a guy with glasses?


Actually when you are scanning it helps to compartmentalize your field of view even if it isn't magnified. It allows you to focus more fully on particular areas in your FOV. You see directors making the square box with their fingers when framing shots in a similar way to process the visual information.
 
2013-04-18 08:40:13 PM  

Joe Blowme: LOL so now is our fault and not the repressive government?


Where's your capitalist spirit?

pkjun: DPRK is decades from being a 'strong, industrialized' country no matter how much investment anyone dumps in it. Hell, its utter backwardness might be the biggest reason it still exists


Your reply is tainted by ethnocentrism and prejudice.

It's also somewhat silly and here's why:
-you say: china has dumped a shiat tonne of money into NK for investment, but that's not true at all, the monies funneled into NK have gone to stabilizing the regime, similar to what the US does/did with egypt.  (Now that they're muslin brotherhood its been amusing to hear AQ stand up and scream that wadn't us brosef, we didn't do it, yo! re: boston)
- here's the second reason that's a goofy assumption: China investing in NK for the sake of industrialization, in fact, reduces their place in the world.  Pursuing this course of action would, by proxy, weaken china's leaders, which violates the first law of understanding other countries for address through diplomacy: everyone is always working for their own best interests.

The similarities twixt 1950s china and 1950s nk are stunning, the difference between the two countries now is we embraced the chinese, not the north koreans in the 70s.  2013 NK is also very similar to 1950s NK.  The culture has not had the opportunity to evolve its parasitic relationship like the Chinese did.

Finally, saying china is moving to a post industrial society is like saying humanity is moving towards colonizing other planets.  Yes, it is happening, but it's not an imminent by any stretch of the imagination.

Additionally, chinas efforts to speed this evolution has met with, at best, mixed results, just like the great leap forward.

China is active in africa like we and the europeans have been: resource exploitation.  The simple contradiction there of saying NK is unstable and backwards ergo china won't touch it, but Africa, especially middle africa, is not should be enough to tip you off that your belief system on this matter is maybe just a little bit weighted down by a biff sized portion of usa grade a manure and man do I hate manure...
 
2013-04-18 08:55:50 PM  
North Korean soldier using binoculars:

l3.yimg.com

Yeah, I think we're safe. Can't even afford binoculars with their broke ass.
 
2013-04-19 08:07:09 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: North Korean soldier using binoculars:

[l3.yimg.com image 450x305]

Yeah, I think we're safe. Can't even afford binoculars with their broke ass.


Just goes to show what you know.....that is the North Korean's sign for "You got little dick.  Need binoculars to see it."
 
2013-04-19 01:52:36 PM  

karnal: neritz: I see Best Korea has learned how to negotiate like Republicans.


And our Democrat administration will cave and bow down to them like the Gutless, Spineless,Yellow-Bellied Chicken shiat leaders that they are.


/fistbump
 
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