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(Yahoo)   North Korea to the US: We'll stop acting like biatches, but first you need to remove the sanctions you imposed on us for acting like biatches   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 132
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2013-04-18 08:34:45 AM  
No, you little shiat.
 
2013-04-18 08:46:14 AM  
It's abundantly clear that you aren't going to attack anyone or do anything of note other than continue to starve and oppress your people.  So STFU, this is getting old.
 
2013-04-18 09:01:19 AM  
They're really bad at this negotiation thing.
 
2013-04-18 09:14:32 AM  
I see Best Korea has learned how to negotiate like Republicans.
 
2013-04-18 09:17:43 AM  
Nope, you can go cry to your momma (China)
 
2013-04-18 09:53:45 AM  
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2013-04-18 09:55:35 AM  

Somacandra: No, you little shiat.


This; let 'em cry like a baby until they realize the US give this (read: zero) many farks about them.
 
2013-04-18 09:55:59 AM  
Take it up with the UN kimmie.
 
2013-04-18 09:56:34 AM  
This made me lol:  ""Dialogue and war cannot co-exist," the North's National Defence Commission said in the statement carried by the official KCNA news agency. "

Hear that, folks! Once we declare war on this sad little nation, we can stop getting videos from them!
 
2013-04-18 09:56:46 AM  

nekom: It's abundantly clear that you aren't going to attack anyone or do anything of note other than continue to starve and oppress your people.  So STFU, this is getting old.


The Money for western cars, consumer electronics, alcohol, clothing and other luxuries hasn't run out yet for the ruling elite.  When that happens who knows what he will do.
 
2013-04-18 09:57:40 AM  
State to state blackmail, this is how it works.
 
2013-04-18 09:58:39 AM  
Lil Kim trying to look reasonable. Unfortunately, it after he was acting bat shiat crazy. Why do these dumbasses always do shiat backwards?

...oh... right.
 
2013-04-18 09:58:48 AM  
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Nah dude, you're a little biatch.
 
2013-04-18 09:58:55 AM  
They need a big cup of "I will give you something to cry about"
 
2013-04-18 09:59:32 AM  
Christ! How many more threads of this do we have to endure?
 
2013-04-18 09:59:36 AM  

neritz: I see Best Korea has learned how to negotiate like Republicans.


^ This. "Oh you have a majority of support and the means to carry it out? Well go ahead, we won't stop you." ...days later. "Well we opposed you again and prevented anything meaningful from happening, didn't we? Well just make sure to listen to us and make sure things go our way next time. But we won't do this again. We promise!"
 
2013-04-18 10:00:11 AM  
Should have thought about that before threatening to nuke the US bucko.  I don't see there being a whole lot of political will behind extending them any kind of olive branch in teh form of reduced/removed sanctions.

They were warned ahead of their nuke test what the consequences would be, they did it anyways, now they can lay in the bed they made.

I feel sorry for the average N. Korean starving and living in fear, but that is 100% the fault of their leadership and their policies, and there is no good way to provide the aid directly to the people...I am genuinely curious about the scale and condition of their "work camps", if verifiable photos came out showing conditions similar to WWII Nazi concentration camps, would that justify intervention by the global community?  I know nothing can be done without China and Russia signing off, but even they have to have their limits.

/Fark Fatty Kim, I hope he reads every insult on the internet and cries himself to sleep every night.  He had the best chance in a generation to really steer N. Korea in a new direction and instead he acts like a petulant child.
 
2013-04-18 10:00:19 AM  
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Kim - attack this.

We. Double. Dog. Dare. You.
 
2013-04-18 10:00:21 AM  
Every time they open their mouth...

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And now it seems like they're slowly backing off?......
 
2013-04-18 10:02:13 AM  
South Korea sees their demands as "Cliche" Im inclined to agree. After all that saber rattling.. what a let down.
 
2013-04-18 10:04:12 AM  
 
2013-04-18 10:04:53 AM  
NO.
 
2013-04-18 10:04:53 AM  
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2013-04-18 10:05:52 AM  

Jesus built my hybrid: nekom: It's abundantly clear that you aren't going to attack anyone or do anything of note other than continue to starve and oppress your people.  So STFU, this is getting old.

The Money for western cars, consumer electronics, alcohol, clothing and other luxuries hasn't run out yet for the ruling elite.  When that happens who knows what he will do.


He's got to realize that an attack on the south would be suicidal, otherwise why wouldn't he have done that by now?
 
2013-04-18 10:08:31 AM  

hasty ambush: neritz: I see Best Korea has learned how to negotiate like Republicans.

They have more in common with progressives "The [North] Korean people are friends to all progressive minded people in the world," and "the famine in the 1990s, which experts believe killed up to 2.4 million North Koreans, was one example of good governance on the peninsula"


Quality trolling there I see. Quoting the Red Youth as if they represent progressives is like quoting Aryan Nation as if they represent Conservatives.
 
2013-04-18 10:08:40 AM  

neritz: I see Best Korea has learned how to negotiate like Republicans.



And our Democrat administration will cave and bow down to them like the Gutless, Spineless,Yellow-Bellied Chicken shiat leaders that they are.
 
2013-04-18 10:08:46 AM  
Rewarding wild animals for their behavior encourages more of the same.

/and the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up, to explain it to us once more
 
2013-04-18 10:09:02 AM  
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2013-04-18 10:09:22 AM  

vicioushobbit: This made me lol:  ""Dialogue and war cannot co-exist," the North's National Defence Commission said in the statement carried by the official KCNA news agency. "

Hear that, folks! Once we declare war on this sad little nation, we can stop getting videos from them!


The state of war remains.  There was only an armistice.

US has maintained its hostility toward NK in contradiction of their peace agreement.
 
2013-04-18 10:10:14 AM  
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2013-04-18 10:11:47 AM  

neritz: I see Best Korea has learned how to negotiate like Republicans.


Except it works.  The gun control backround check bill is finished.  They got 99% of the bush tax cuts preserved forever.  After Obamacare turns out the be the "trainwreck" that even democrats are distancing themselves from; it will get even worse.

Republicans are winning.
 
2013-04-18 10:12:03 AM  
Sounds like it's time to ratchet up the sanctions.
 
2013-04-18 10:12:34 AM  

MindStalker: Quality trolling there I see. Quoting the Red Youth as if they represent progressives


You say tomato......

The commies consider themselves progressives whereas libertarians do not consider themselves as conservatives.
 
2013-04-18 10:14:01 AM  

hasty ambush: MindStalker: Quality trolling there I see. Quoting the Red Youth as if they represent progressives

You say tomato......

The commies consider themselves progressives whereas libertarians do not consider themselves as conservatives.


Tell that to Ron Paul.

/RON PAUL!
 
2013-04-18 10:15:46 AM  

nekom: He's got to realize that an attack on the south would be suicidal, otherwise why wouldn't he have done that by now?


L'il Kim is just trying to solidify his own leadership in Best Korea.  Nobody knew him before he took power, and he needs to ratchet up the crazy if he wants to be able to be compared to his dad and (more importantly) his grandfather.  It's all being done for domestic purposes.

Also, Best Korea is a 3rd world country.  They could probably fire one single salvo, and while it would be destructive, they would instantly be invaded and the leadership annihilated.

And like any totalitarian regime, they need their army to keep their OWN people in line.  Most of North Koreas guns point INWARD, at their own citizens, because that's the only way they can keep people in line, while simultaneously starving their own population and forcing them to live their lives in a kind of 19th century hellhole.

L'il Kim wants what every sad, pathetic dictator wants.  To consolidate his own power on his people.
 
2013-04-18 10:17:36 AM  
"If the United States and the puppet South have the slightest desire to avoid the sledge-hammer blow of our army and the people ..

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/afraid to GIS for it at work
 
2013-04-18 10:18:03 AM  

MindStalker: hasty ambush: neritz: I see Best Korea has learned how to negotiate like Republicans.

They have more in common with progressives "The [North] Korean people are friends to all progressive minded people in the world," and "the famine in the 1990s, which experts believe killed up to 2.4 million North Koreans, was one example of good governance on the peninsula"

Quality trolling there I see. Quoting the Red Youth as if they represent progressives is like quoting Aryan Nation as if they represent Conservatives.


The reality is that your all partisan hacks.  North Korea doesn't have anything in common with either party.
 
2013-04-18 10:18:05 AM  

bluefox3681: neritz: I see Best Korea has learned how to negotiate like Republicans.

Except it works.  The gun control backround check bill is finished.  They got 99% of the bush tax cuts preserved forever.  After Obamacare turns out the be the "trainwreck" that even democrats are distancing themselves from; it will get even worse.

Republicans are winning.


It's the sort of thing that happens when you fight reality.

/note: not "when you fight Republicans," but "when you fight reality."
//Obama proved Republicans can be defeated, and even had a filibuster proof majority in Congress and a Supreme Court appointment with mandate
///but reality doesn't care what the courts say, how the people vote, or even whether you can prove it's a "racist misogynist religious ideological construct that needs to be legislated away and replaced with a new reality"
 
2013-04-18 10:19:10 AM  
All the little half pint wants is cake..why u no give him cake?

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2013-04-18 10:21:39 AM  
"If the United States and the puppet South have the slightest desire to avoid the sledge-hammer blow of our army and the people ... and truly wish dialogue and negotiations, they must make the resolute decision," it said.


Brilliant negotiating tactic: Insult everyone and wave your dick around!
 
2013-04-18 10:22:34 AM  

Somacandra: No, you little shiat.


This!

Fatty DingDongs needs to get it into his pudgy pig skull that the rest of the world doesn't jump when he snaps his fingers like everyone does inside his borders.
 
2013-04-18 10:23:06 AM  
Kim, dude. America is a little busy right now. Why don't you talk to the Chinese about this? I'm sure that they'll sway the international community on your behalf...
 
2013-04-18 10:24:28 AM  

vicioushobbit: This made me lol:  ""Dialogue and war cannot co-exist," the North's National Defence Commission said in the statement carried by the official KCNA news agency. "

Hear that, folks! Once we declare war on this sad little nation, we can stop getting videos from them!


But but but......how will I get my Lt. Vixen fix?

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2013-04-18 10:24:38 AM  

PanicMan: "If the United States and the puppet South have the slightest desire to avoid the sledge-hammer blow of our army and the people ... and truly wish dialogue and negotiations, they must make the resolute decision," it said.


Brilliant negotiating tactic: Insult everyone and wave your dick around!


Except his so very small.
 
2013-04-18 10:25:08 AM  
Nope, we don't care it you negotiate or not at this point. Back to you.
 
2013-04-18 10:26:01 AM  
Yeah, check it out. We ask for food and whatever else we want, then we demand a whole bunch of weird stuff. This way we can plead insanity later.
 
2013-04-18 10:27:49 AM  
fark you, little chubby man.
 
2013-04-18 10:28:28 AM  
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2013-04-18 10:30:31 AM  

Mentat: Yeah, check it out. We ask for food and whatever else we want, then we demand a whole bunch of weird stuff. This way we can plead insanity later.


I'll start filling up the football helmets with cottage cheese, you get the naked photos of Bea Arthur.
 
2013-04-18 10:32:14 AM  
biatchES!?????????
WHO biatchES?!?!?!?!?


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