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(Deadspin)   After being picked No. 1 overall in the WNBA draft, Brittney Griner is now happily out and about   (deadspin.com) divider line 88
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2013-04-18 09:07:16 AM  
images.sodahead.com

/Good for her
 
2013-04-18 09:48:26 AM  
STOP REINFORCING THE STEREOTYPE!!
 
2013-04-18 09:59:45 AM  
Sky is blue, dogs don't like cats, grass is green...
 
2013-04-18 10:00:11 AM  
Obvious tag was a close second
 
2013-04-18 10:01:51 AM  
Since when did they start allowing lesbians in the WNBA !?
 
2013-04-18 10:02:10 AM  
you can't make everyone happy.  just be happy with yourself.

/words to live by
 
2013-04-18 10:02:32 AM  
Is it racist that by "out and about," I assumed the article was about her burning cash?

/or dumb b/c they don't get paid shiat
//or just reaffirms the obviousness of her gayness?
///So I'm racist?
 
2013-04-18 10:08:48 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: STOP REINFORCING THE STEREOTYPE!!


I don't think it needs much reinforcing.
 
2013-04-18 10:09:19 AM  

iron_city_ap: Since when did they start allowing lesbians in the WNBA !?


Since they asked the fan what he thought and he said, "Sure."
 
2013-04-18 10:09:38 AM  
Wonder if her girlfriend likes a good P in the F.
 
2013-04-18 10:09:50 AM  
good fundamentals
 
2013-04-18 10:09:59 AM  

iron_city_ap: Since when did they start allowing lesbians in the WNBA !?


Are you implying she's a woman?
 
2013-04-18 10:16:49 AM  
Works out well for her, as many other females are only as tall as her groin area.
 
2013-04-18 10:19:20 AM  
1. Good for her.
b. The WNBA is still a thing? Is it finally making money or is it still being propped up by the NBA?
 
2013-04-18 10:19:56 AM  

calbert: good fundamentals


...and a cubic shiate-ton of in-game slam dunks.

She's awesome.
 
2013-04-18 10:21:57 AM  
I'll bet that lesbian's dick is huge.
 
2013-04-18 10:22:29 AM  
Good. Now can we get her to fund a porn shoot where Skylkar Diggins and Elena Delle Donne jello wrestle while Brittney sits and watches while smoking a cigar? Cos that wood be hawt!
 
2013-04-18 10:24:26 AM  
I find it interesting that she considered herself to have been out the whole time. I guess that means she was out to friends and family, and probably out on campus.

But it never became a 'news' story because she didn't talk about it while doing press (until now, anyway).

I say kudos to the news people who I'm figuring knew about her lesbionics, but figured that it wasn't a story.
 
2013-04-18 10:29:20 AM  
That's so she can be drafted by the other lesbians in the WNBA
 
2013-04-18 10:30:09 AM  

Yanks_RSJ: I'll bet that lesbian's dick is huge.


t0.gstatic.com

"She's got a big cack, like a horse"
 
2013-04-18 10:33:24 AM  
Gay or not, I'd like to take a look at her karyotype.

/giggity
 
2013-04-18 10:35:53 AM  
Ugly athletic woman is a lesbian.

SHOCKED. SHOCKED I IS.
 
2013-04-18 10:37:55 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Ugly athletic woman is a lesbian.

SHOCKED. SHOCKED I IS.


Is her outer appearance ugly? I wouldn't know, for I only see and care about the beauty within.

Also, I'm completely talking out of my ass. Good morning, everyone.
 
2013-04-18 10:41:34 AM  
I have a lesbian friend who's a big WNBA fan, and even she told me once that the biggest drawback of going to WNBA games was "too many damn lesbians."
 
2013-04-18 10:41:54 AM  

facisto: 1. Good for her.
b. The WNBA is still a thing? Is it finally making money or is it still being propped up by the NBA?


1.  yes.
b.  yes.  no, yes.
 
2013-04-18 10:42:25 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: STOP REINFORCING THE STEREOTYPE!!


Why should act differently, just to make you happy? She is who she is, stereotype or no stereotype.
 
2013-04-18 10:42:53 AM  
There will come a day when a WNBA player holds a press conference to tell the world that she is, indeed, straight.  That all the rumors about her heterosexuality have been true and she is, in fact, in a committed heterosexual relationship with a nice boy she met while in college.  He's going to be a dentist and they are going to raise a family in a nice suburb of whatever city she got drafted to.  She'll say she's thankful for all the support she's gotten over the years as she's struggled with the decision to let her secret be known, but in the end she thought it would be best for other heterosexual WNBA players to know that they weren't alone.  She'll thank everyone for her time, and go about the rest of her life, head held high, as an out-of-the-closet heterosexual female basketball player.
 
2013-04-18 10:46:23 AM  

brap: calbert: good fundamentals

...and a cubic shiate-ton of in-game slam dunks.

She's awesome.


Not sure if serious. She's up to what like 6 dunks? For her career? I see a cubic shiat ton more dunks than that at the Y.
 
2013-04-18 10:47:41 AM  

The Smails Kid: Wonder if her girlfriend likes a good P in the F.


Punch in the Fartbox?
 
2013-04-18 10:47:56 AM  
So what you're saying is she waited until she left the Baptist Baylor Bears to announce this?

Madness.
 
2013-04-18 10:48:11 AM  

iron_city_ap: Since when did they start allowing lesbians in the WNBA !?


When did they start allowing lesbians stay at Baylor is the bigger question.

/Oh right she made the school buckets of money, its okay then.  Well run the rest of the ghey's off though.
 
2013-04-18 10:48:18 AM  

Super Chronic: I have a lesbian friend who's a big WNBA fan, and even she told me once that the biggest drawback of going to WNBA games was "too many damn lesbians."


In fairness, members of a small group often hate being in places where there are lots of people from that small group. Takes away all of their uniqueness.
 
2013-04-18 10:58:42 AM  
Isn't this the same player that Mark Cuban was talking about drafting?
 
2013-04-18 10:59:30 AM  
Ugly as sin
deep voice
plays WNBA (aka: Aliens vs Predators)
i'm sure she's a great person though..

but anyhow.. she's a lesbian? NO WAY...

next you'll tell me that there are female softball players that are lesbians too..!!
/my aunt is a legally married lesbian softball player
 
2013-04-18 11:03:12 AM  

Super Chronic: I have a lesbian friend who's a big WNBA fan, and even she told me once that the biggest drawback of going to WNBA games was "too many damn lesbians."


Funny.  I have lesbian friends that say the same thing about the LPGA.
 
2013-04-18 11:05:25 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Ugly athletic woman is a lesbian.

SHOCKED. SHOCKED I IS.


I was confused for a few minutes. Took me quite a while to figure out that wasn't Brittney holding the jersey and standing next to a NBA player.
 
2013-04-18 11:07:27 AM  

Tyrone Biggums: Super Chronic: I have a lesbian friend who's a big WNBA fan, and even she told me once that the biggest drawback of going to WNBA games was "too many damn lesbians."

Funny.  I have lesbian friends that say the same thing about the LPGA.


Any women's "Professional Anything" in sports is usually a giant tuna trawl.
 
2013-04-18 11:10:21 AM  
I thinkmost guys just assume that all unattractive female athletes are lesbians anyway, so it's not that shocking.
 
2013-04-18 11:15:09 AM  
Thread about female basketball player, and almost all of the comments are about how she must be a guy or is ugly.  Oh, Fark, you never cease to disappoint.
 
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2013-04-18 11:16:26 AM  
she'll be in training camp lickety split.
 
2013-04-18 11:18:13 AM  

facisto: 1. Good for her.
b. The WNBA is still a thing? Is it finally making money or is it still being propped up by the NBA?


You mean the MNBA?  Because it is sexist not to label both NBA's.
 
2013-04-18 11:19:41 AM  
I long for the day when someone declares their sexuality and the world responds with a resounding SFW
 
2013-04-18 11:20:29 AM  
I should ask my fat, ugly lesbian neighbors if they were surprised at this news.
 
2013-04-18 11:22:40 AM  

Theaetetus: Thread about female basketball player, and almost all of the comments are about how she must be a guy or is ugly.  Oh, Fark, you never cease to disappoint.


In our defense, she is one mannish lookin' woman.  If Rob and Fab from Milli Vanilli had a son that grew to be 6'8", that's what he'd look like.
 
2013-04-18 11:23:31 AM  
Well, duh. Are anh softball players going to come out next?
 
2013-04-18 11:23:46 AM  

Theaetetus: Thread about female basketball player, and almost all of the comments are about how she must be a guy or is ugly.  Oh, Fark, you never cease to disappoint.


Says the guys who does a drive-by rape comment troll in every steelers thread. Methinks thou dost need to look in the mirror. It is disappointing but don't pretend you're not doing your part to achieve a consistently low level of discourse on the sports tab.
 
2013-04-18 11:37:48 AM  
Hot WNBA player thread?!  Come on people, it shouldn't take too long.  I'll get this started....


i513.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-18 11:39:40 AM  

theurge14: So what you're saying is she waited until she left the Baptist Baylor Bears to announce this?

Madness.


I'm not sure why a gay person would go to a Baptist University in the first place. I wouldnt think they'd want to support a place whose religion is trying to prevent their equality.
 
2013-04-18 11:40:53 AM  

The Smails Kid: Wonder if her girlfriend likes a good P in the F.


Penis in the Fanny? Wut?
 
2013-04-18 11:42:07 AM  

xtalman: iron_city_ap: Since when did they start allowing lesbians in the WNBA !?

When did they start allowing lesbians stay at Baylor is the bigger question.

/Oh right she made the school buckets of money, its okay then.  Well run the rest of the ghey's off though.


Since any sex is anathema to Baylor, maybe lesbian sex isn't that much of a big deal.
No, that can't be right.  Does women's basketball really bring in that much money?
 
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