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(Impact Wrestling)   Will Brooke use the Hulkster's arthritis as an excuse to oust him as General Manager of TNA? Are Aces and Eights going to Ireland to retrieve D-Lo Brown's infant son from the IRA? Find out on Sons of TNAnarchy Impact, 8 PM on Spike   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 111
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2013-04-18 09:13:06 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Little matches the paternal pride one feels when he looks down and realizes both of his dogs are humping stuffed animals simultaneously.


Lol
 
2013-04-18 09:15:31 PM  

BATMANATEE: robsul82: And we'll never ever ever ever ever

Isn't that a South Park bit?


Zach Galifianakis sings that song in The Hangover.
 
2013-04-18 09:18:34 PM  
I have to say that this completely arrogant hipster douche that Daniels has as his gimmick now is the first time I have liked his character. Some funny shiat.
 
2013-04-18 09:19:02 PM  
Morgan Freeman to play Dixie Carter.  LOL
 
2013-04-18 09:19:41 PM  

robsul82: BATMANATEE: robsul82: And we'll never ever ever ever ever

Isn't that a South Park bit?

Zach Galifianakis sings that song in The Hangover.


I was picturing Cartman, but you are right. Cartman's song is similar but but with different words. "You guys are my best friends, through thick and thin, we'll always be together."
 
2013-04-18 09:21:49 PM  
Aries is in some impressive lifts. He looks almost 5'8" here.
 
2013-04-18 09:21:58 PM  
"Everyone knows a Canadian's opinion is worth 3 quarters of an American's opinion.  That's science."
 
2013-04-18 09:22:00 PM  
I was told there would be no math.
 
2013-04-18 09:22:47 PM  
"The only reason you cut your hair is because I cut mine and it looks awesome and you're a dirty vegan!"
 
2013-04-18 09:23:18 PM  

robsul82: "Everyone knows a Canadian's opinion is worth 3 quarters of an American's opinion.  That's science."


I LOLd
/ Canadian
 
2013-04-18 09:23:34 PM  
Listen to the complete lack of reaction that The Texicans got.
 
2013-04-18 09:24:12 PM  
Shut up Chavo. Whose dick did you suck to get keep splashed out here like someone we are supposed to care about?
 
2013-04-18 09:24:23 PM  
"You guys put the meat in your mouth..."
 
2013-04-18 09:24:47 PM  
The team with the belts has one quarter of the heat either of the challenging teams has.  That's NOT science.
 
2013-04-18 09:25:49 PM  
Everything Aries said was your basic Cena/Rock "you're gay!" fest.  Thus, Bad Influence with the promo win.
 
2013-04-18 09:25:51 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Shut up Chavo. Whose dick did you suck to get keep splashed out here like someone we are supposed to care about?


greatest-people.com
 
2013-04-18 09:26:05 PM  
30 minutes and only about 90 posts to go. Maybe if Brooke has a nip slip
 
2013-04-18 09:26:19 PM  

robsul82: The team with the belts has one quarter of the heat either of the challenging teams has.  That's NOT science.


That's standard procedure in current wrestling, TNA or WWE.
 
2013-04-18 09:27:33 PM  

TheManofPA: 30 minutes and only about 90 posts to go. Maybe if Brooke has a nip slip


I don't think an orange clenis slip would do the job.
 
2013-04-18 09:27:50 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: my lip balm addiction: Shut up Chavo. Whose dick did you suck to get keep splashed out here like someone we are supposed to care about?

[greatest-people.com image 431x500]


Was his mouth green? I didn't notice.
 
2013-04-18 09:28:44 PM  

BATMANATEE: robsul82: The team with the belts has one quarter of the heat either of the challenging teams has.  That's NOT science.

That's standard procedure in current wrestling, TNA or WWE.


Nah, WWE jobbing out every champ not named Cena leads to NOBODY having heat, champion or challenger, lol.
 
2013-04-18 09:30:10 PM  

robsul82: BATMANATEE: robsul82: The team with the belts has one quarter of the heat either of the challenging teams has.  That's NOT science.

That's standard procedure in current wrestling, TNA or WWE.

Nah, WWE jobbing out every champ not named Cena leads to NOBODY having heat, champion or challenger, lol.


JOB ALL THE CHAMPS! Except Cena and Hell No.
 
2013-04-18 09:34:56 PM  
TNA might be B class, but at least most matches with Champions are title matches. Steal THIS angle Vince!
 
2013-04-18 09:35:58 PM  
Nice kick for a fat guy.
 
2013-04-18 09:37:12 PM  
Aluminum knucks are the new brass knucks?
 
2013-04-18 09:37:23 PM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-18 09:40:21 PM  
Jagermeister, perfect for your all dude key party!
 
2013-04-18 09:43:48 PM  
AJ, why you no in rafters?
 
2013-04-18 09:44:37 PM  
Black and white tights...just a matter of time before the Crow facepaint, lol.
 
2013-04-18 09:45:23 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: AJ, why you no in rafters?


TNA can't afford the insurance or safety gear.
 
2013-04-18 09:46:55 PM  

BATMANATEE: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: AJ, why you no in rafters?

TNA can't afford the insurance or safety gear.


They did for Sting
 
2013-04-18 09:50:28 PM  

my lip balm addiction: BATMANATEE: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: AJ, why you no in rafters?

TNA can't afford the insurance or safety gear.

They did for Sting


Not recently, though I'm pretty new to TNA, so I could be wrong. Sting is also already pretty brain damaged, so he probably gets a discount anyway.
 
2013-04-18 10:00:02 PM  
So, based on the Raw thread swerve with timing, LMS could be any time


IT COULD BE NOW!
 
2013-04-18 10:00:11 PM  

BATMANATEE: my lip balm addiction: BATMANATEE: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: AJ, why you no in rafters?

TNA can't afford the insurance or safety gear.

They did for Sting

Not recently, though I'm pretty new to TNA, so I could be wrong. Sting is also already pretty brain damaged, so he probably gets a discount anyway.


It was only a couple of years ago that he was only seen in the rafters or beating someone down the stairs with a bat.
 
2013-04-18 10:01:18 PM  
Well congrats FNB - it has to be official now. One more week. See y'all Monday!
 
2013-04-18 10:03:45 PM  
150th post?  Didn't even make 100.
 
2013-04-18 10:07:17 PM  

TheManofPA: So, based on the Raw thread swerve with timing, LMS could be any time


IT COULD BE NOW!


If the thread isn't dead, I'll be here for Smackdown. I think it's in the UK this week. Fozzy is touring the UK, so Jericho maybe?
 
2013-04-18 10:13:46 PM  

BATMANATEE: TheManofPA: So, based on the Raw thread swerve with timing, LMS could be any time


IT COULD BE NOW!

If the thread isn't dead, I'll be here for Smackdown. I think it's in the UK this week. Fozzy is touring the UK, so Jericho maybe?


END IT BATMANATEE OR I WILL!
 
2013-04-18 10:22:17 PM  

TheManofPA: BATMANATEE: TheManofPA: So, based on the Raw thread swerve with timing, LMS could be any time


IT COULD BE NOW!

If the thread isn't dead, I'll be here for Smackdown. I think it's in the UK this week. Fozzy is touring the UK, so Jericho maybe?

END IT BATMANATEE OR I WILL!


img577.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-18 10:32:26 PM  
I'll help get this post count up!


Or maybe not!
 
2013-04-18 10:38:59 PM  

The Inspector: I'll help get this post count up!


Or maybe not!


No point now... unless you're going for the Arquette at 104.

But the Pony belt remains!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-18 10:49:35 PM  

Dougie AXP: Missed Gredunza'ing the FBI thread by THAT much


Yeah, 11 seconds THAT much

i1241.photobucket.com


HARDCORE CHAMP BIATCHES!
 
2013-04-18 10:52:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The Inspector: I'll help get this post count up!


Or maybe not!

No point now... unless you're going for the Arquette at 104.

But the Pony belt remains!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]


That's a thing?
 
2013-04-18 10:58:19 PM  

BATMANATEE: FirstNationalBastard: The Inspector: I'll help get this post count up!


Or maybe not!

No point now... unless you're going for the Arquette at 104.

But the Pony belt remains!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

That's a thing?


The Arquette belt was the original TNA thread belt, contested at every 104th post.

However, it went inactive when threads went below the 104 post mark, and then Steroid introduced his replacement belt which I so graciously Ponified for him.
 
2013-04-18 11:04:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BATMANATEE: FirstNationalBastard: The Inspector: I'll help get this post count up!


Or maybe not!

No point now... unless you're going for the Arquette at 104.

But the Pony belt remains!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

That's a thing?

The Arquette belt was the original TNA thread belt, contested at every 104th post.

However, it went inactive when threads went below the 104 post mark, and then Steroid introduced his replacement belt which I so graciously Ponified for him.


We had 300+ posts last week. Wha happen?
 
2013-04-18 11:08:38 PM  

BATMANATEE: FirstNationalBastard: BATMANATEE: FirstNationalBastard: The Inspector: I'll help get this post count up!


Or maybe not!

No point now... unless you're going for the Arquette at 104.

But the Pony belt remains!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

That's a thing?

The Arquette belt was the original TNA thread belt, contested at every 104th post.

However, it went inactive when threads went below the 104 post mark, and then Steroid introduced his replacement belt which I so graciously Ponified for him.

We had 300+ posts last week. Wha happen?


TNA threads run hot and cold. There was a time they regularly hit 500- 600. Hell, TNA PPVs have went the full 1,004 before. But, that was long ago, when there was hope for TNA, before Claire Lynch and Sons of Eights. Now, you might get a few diehards to post on Thursday nights.
 
2013-04-18 11:14:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BATMANATEE: FirstNationalBastard: The Inspector: I'll help get this post count up!


Or maybe not!

No point now... unless you're going for the Arquette at 104.

But the Pony belt remains!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

That's a thing?

The Arquette belt was the original TNA thread belt, contested at every 104th post.

However, it went inactive when threads went below the 104 post mark, and then Steroid introduced his replacement belt which I so graciously Ponified for him.


I buried that Arquette belt. It shall forever lay dormant like his career.

Man, I hope the London crowd is good.
 
2013-04-18 11:22:18 PM  

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: BATMANATEE: FirstNationalBastard: The Inspector: I'll help get this post count up!


Or maybe not!

No point now... unless you're going for the Arquette at 104.

But the Pony belt remains!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

That's a thing?

The Arquette belt was the original TNA thread belt, contested at every 104th post.

However, it went inactive when threads went below the 104 post mark, and then Steroid introduced his replacement belt which I so graciously Ponified for him.

I buried that Arquette belt. It shall forever lay dormant like his career.

Man, I hope the London crowd is good.


No, no, someone found it in the trash can and reactivated the belt.

farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2013-04-18 11:55:23 PM  

BATMANATEE: FirstNationalBastard: BATMANATEE: FirstNationalBastard: The Inspector: I'll help get this post count up!


Or maybe not!

No point now... unless you're going for the Arquette at 104.

But the Pony belt remains!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

That's a thing?

The Arquette belt was the original TNA thread belt, contested at every 104th post.

However, it went inactive when threads went below the 104 post mark, and then Steroid introduced his replacement belt which I so graciously Ponified for him.

We had 300+ posts last week. Wha happen?


Taped eps usually don't even get a thread.
 
2013-04-18 11:58:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: BATMANATEE: FirstNationalBastard: The Inspector: I'll help get this post count up!


Or maybe not!

No point now... unless you're going for the Arquette at 104.

But the Pony belt remains!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

That's a thing?

The Arquette belt was the original TNA thread belt, contested at every 104th post.

However, it went inactive when threads went below the 104 post mark, and then Steroid introduced his replacement belt which I so graciously Ponified for him.

I buried that Arquette belt. It shall forever lay dormant like his career.

Man, I hope the London crowd is good.

No, no, someone found it in the trash can and reactivated the belt.

[farm6.static.flickr.com image 500x490]


A CSB moment:

The first indy I worked for (UIWA, notable only because we're the ones who trained Joe), the owner was a big mark for belts. We'd have a weekly cheap gym show in the garage where the ring was kept and people were trained. The week WCW did the angle where Hall tossed the belt in the trash, he got so pissed that he declared his replica WCW TV title (Because, amazingly, he had one) the active WCW TV championship to protect the lineage of it. He then won it by randomly rolling somebody up BEFORE a match (and having me count it). We went on futzing with that as a gimmick between regular shows.
 
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