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(Daily Mail)   Daily Mail identifies all important pretty blonde white girl angle in Boston tragedy   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 18
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2013-04-18 10:25:52 AM
7 votes:
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Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.
2013-04-18 10:54:26 AM
2 votes:
Pretty blonde white girl angle?  Why aren't we talking more about THIS tragedy!

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2013-04-18 09:26:07 AM
2 votes:
I wouldn't have thought she was 20 from that photo.  More like 35.
2013-04-18 12:04:21 PM
1 votes:
Jesus, yet another opportunity to abuse the word "hero"... Earlier I saw a story calling the guy who pushed the wheelchair in "picture 8" a "hero". Yeah, these people helped, and yeah, nobody knew if there were more bombs, but if you can get the Hero label for pushing a wheelchair, I'm sure I'm looking at sainthood before I die just for taking care of ny grandmother for the last 9 months of her life.
2013-04-18 11:51:47 AM
1 votes:

titwrench: So the handsome, Purple Heart having, robber chasing war hero happened to be there to comfort the attractive college co-ed that works three jobs to put herself through school and does charity work in her apparent free time. WTF? Who makes this shiat up?


They're Made-for-TV, is what. They must unite and fall in love to a full orchestra soundtrack, then he'll help her with rehabilitating her leg, then, under the strain of the publicity he'll break his sobriety and become an angry, morose drunk. His dead Marine buddies will appear to him in a vision and tell him she's the one for him, don't blow his combat survival, to stay sober and marry her for their sake. Then they'll meet at some formal press junket, her in that Hot Little Number she's wearing in that three-way picture from the Daily Mail, and him in his USMC dress uniform. They'll see each other with a beauty they'd previously recognized and despite the fact that the only thing they have in common is the Boston Marathon Bombing, they'll run together and embrace in front of an applauding press corps. Even the cynical NY reporters who think the whole thing's a sham will be moved and will weep and grin as the camera pans the crowd. And the alcoholic newspaper editor will be inspired to get sober and reunite with his estranged wife.

It'll be gold.
2013-04-18 11:51:20 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.


He really did nothing heroic, or at least did not put himself in the face of danger. He's really nothing more then an opportunist. As a result, he will reap the rewards from this woman.

My hats off to him.
2013-04-18 11:42:38 AM
1 votes:
 Can everyone stop posting Daily Fail links please? Thanks.
2013-04-18 11:17:52 AM
1 votes:

x-caliber: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x504]

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.


Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
2013-04-18 11:10:01 AM
1 votes:

cajunns: Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

Sure he is ...except for having two purple hearts and getting out of afganistan alive


... because those change his physical appearance in that picture.
2013-04-18 10:55:53 AM
1 votes:
Dude's gonna get LAID.
2013-04-18 10:53:43 AM
1 votes:
So the handsome, Purple Heart having, robber chasing war hero happened to be there to comfort the attractive college co-ed that works three jobs to put herself through school and does charity work in her apparent free time. WTF? Who makes this shiat up?
2013-04-18 10:52:38 AM
1 votes:
I'm struggling with which is sicker: The bombing or the resulting media parade.
2013-04-18 10:32:43 AM
1 votes:
thats a pretty damn hard 20
2013-04-18 10:32:22 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.


OMFG!  HE'S WEARING A BLACK BACKPACK!
2013-04-18 10:27:14 AM
1 votes:
Oh, he is so getting laid.
2013-04-18 10:25:20 AM
1 votes:
Then FARK greenlights the article and posts it to the main page.

/FARK dot com: keepin' it classy since 1999
2013-04-18 09:31:02 AM
1 votes:
Her family describe her as a 'wonderful person and beautiful, inside and out'

So the bomb showed us what her insides look like?
2013-04-18 09:15:18 AM
1 votes:
jesus it is amazing what unbelievable trash the mail is
 
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