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2013-04-18 04:31:43 AM
I can almost forgive the Daily Mail after this:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-18 08:43:00 AM
That picture of her with her friends - man, that other chick has shark eyes.
 
2013-04-18 09:15:18 AM
jesus it is amazing what unbelievable trash the mail is
 
2013-04-18 09:26:07 AM
I wouldn't have thought she was 20 from that photo.  More like 35.
 
2013-04-18 09:31:02 AM
Her family describe her as a 'wonderful person and beautiful, inside and out'

So the bomb showed us what her insides look like?
 
2013-04-18 09:32:39 AM

Jackson Herring: jesus it is amazing what unbelievable trash the mail is


To be fair, most of them are just biding their time until they can become a paperback writer.
 
2013-04-18 10:21:47 AM

labman: I wouldn't have thought she was 20 from that photo.  More like 35.


That's what to much alcohol and the sun do.
 
2013-04-18 10:25:20 AM
Then FARK greenlights the article and posts it to the main page.

/FARK dot com: keepin' it classy since 1999
 
2013-04-18 10:25:52 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.
 
2013-04-18 10:26:14 AM

naughtyrev: That picture of her with her friends - man, that other chick has shark eyes.


And, you know, the thing about a woman... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
 
2013-04-18 10:27:14 AM
Oh, he is so getting laid.
 
2013-04-18 10:27:46 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Her family describe her as a 'wonderful person and beautiful, inside and out'


She's beautiful inside, and she's openly gay?
 
2013-04-18 10:28:12 AM
How does the Daily Mail rate so many links here? Do they pay a higher rate for the traffic?
 
2013-04-18 10:28:16 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Jackson Herring: jesus it is amazing what unbelievable trash the mail is

To be fair, most of them are just biding their time until they can become a paperback writer.


Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
 
2013-04-18 10:30:34 AM

MichiganFTL: naughtyrev: That picture of her with her friends - man, that other chick has shark eyes.

And, you know, the thing about a woman... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.


the ocean turns red and despite all tha poundin' an tha hollerin, they all come in an they...rip you to pieces
 
2013-04-18 10:31:17 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
 
2013-04-18 10:32:22 AM

Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.


OMFG!  HE'S WEARING A BLACK BACKPACK!
 
2013-04-18 10:32:43 AM
thats a pretty damn hard 20
 
2013-04-18 10:33:38 AM

Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.


Glad it wasn't just me. I clicked the link to see if it was the Towson grad student, saw the pic, instinctively said "man, what a douchebag this guy is," and then felt bad.
 
2013-04-18 10:35:04 AM
Whar boobs?  WHAR???!!!1!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-18 10:35:17 AM

kvinesknows: thats a pretty damn hard 20


Yeah, there's some severe sun damage already showing itself.
 
2013-04-18 10:36:32 AM

emersonbiggins: Whar boobs?  WHAR???!!!1!

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x607]


I'm no expect on copyright law (obviously), but why is that photo credited to Facebook?
 
2013-04-18 10:36:41 AM

kvinesknows: thats a pretty damn hard 20


^^ THAT
 
2013-04-18 10:38:35 AM
I would stick my nail in her pressure cooker.
 
2013-04-18 10:40:19 AM

poisonpill: emersonbiggins: Whar boobs?  WHAR???!!!1!

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x607]

I'm no expect on copyright law (obviously), but why is that photo credited to Facebook?


Terms of Service rearing its ugly head, despite futile attempts by users to claim copyright to their own uploaded images?  I'm guessing Facebook is the new Getty Images.
 
2013-04-18 10:42:30 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-18 10:43:33 AM

Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.


HE'S WEARING A BLACK NYLON BACKPACK! GET HIM!!!!
 
2013-04-18 10:43:50 AM

tuna fingers: I_Am_Weasel: Jackson Herring: jesus it is amazing what unbelievable trash the mail is

To be fair, most of them are just biding their time until they can become a paperback writer.

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?


Did it take years to write? I'll take a look. In the meantime, at least you have a steady job.
 
2013-04-18 10:44:13 AM
Distractions while this shiat goes down...."According to terrorism expert Steve Emerson, 20-year-old Abdul Rahman Ali Alharbi, the Saudi national first suspected of being involved in Monday's twin bomb attack, is being hastily deported. Alharbi was put under armed guard in hospital after the bombing, was visited by Saudi diplomat Azzam bin Abdel Karim, and later had his apartment raided by federal and state law enforcement agents. " HMMMMM, its like 911 all over again. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
 
2013-04-18 10:44:43 AM

emersonbiggins: Whar boobs?  WHAR???!!!1!

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x607]


Did anybody check on Boyleston Street?
 
2013-04-18 10:47:06 AM

Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.


I hope I never make the mistake of posting a picture of me in any of my Saints gear when you are on Fark.
 
2013-04-18 10:47:57 AM

x-caliber: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x504]

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.


I'd help her feel less repressed, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-04-18 10:49:00 AM
Meanwhile, the firefighter who connected with her on a physical level by, you know, carrying her to safety and making sure she got medical attention is left out of the gushing gratitude completely.
 
2013-04-18 10:49:25 AM

gregory311: Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

I hope I never make the mistake of posting a picture of me in any of my Saints gear when you are on Fark.


If you do, at least stand up straight. And either tuck your shirt in or don't - your belt buckle is not impressive. And for god's sake, don't go to the Galleria.
 
2013-04-18 10:49:47 AM
Meh. The pretty Chinese girl angle gave me a sad already.
 
2013-04-18 10:50:29 AM
Her family describe her as a 'wonderful person and beautiful, inside and out'

Yes.
 
2013-04-18 10:52:38 AM
I'm struggling with which is sicker: The bombing or the resulting media parade.
 
2013-04-18 10:53:37 AM

Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.


Come on now, don't lump the Saints in with the Yankees and Red Sox
 
2013-04-18 10:53:43 AM
So the handsome, Purple Heart having, robber chasing war hero happened to be there to comfort the attractive college co-ed that works three jobs to put herself through school and does charity work in her apparent free time. WTF? Who makes this shiat up?
 
2013-04-18 10:53:53 AM

teenytinycornteeth: Meanwhile, the firefighter who connected with her on a physical level by, you know, carrying her to safety and making sure she got medical attention is left out of the gushing gratitude completely.


He probably had a ring on.
 
2013-04-18 10:54:26 AM
Pretty blonde white girl angle?  Why aren't we talking more about THIS tragedy!

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2013-04-18 10:55:53 AM
Dude's gonna get LAID.
 
2013-04-18 11:00:14 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Dude's gonna get LAID.


...Mom?
 
2013-04-18 11:04:26 AM

Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.


Sure he is ...except for having two purple hearts and getting out of afganistan alive   >>>personally i think. the biggest douche here is YOU.
 
2013-04-18 11:04:56 AM

robertus: Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

Glad it wasn't just me. I clicked the link to see if it was the Towson grad student, saw the pic, instinctively said "man, what a douchebag this guy is," and then felt bad.


I was there too.

But he looked much less douchy in the other pictures of him actually helping.
 
2013-04-18 11:05:04 AM
A hyphen is a wonderful thing.  All-important isn't the same as all important.

But, alas, editors and other idiots have equated paucity, brevity, and a lack of squiggles with clarity.

/Quintilius Varus, give me back my Oxford commas!
 
2013-04-18 11:07:12 AM

x-caliber: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x504]

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.


Well, I didn't vote for you.
 
2013-04-18 11:07:18 AM

Stoj: teenytinycornteeth: Meanwhile, the firefighter who connected with her on a physical level by, you know, carrying her to safety and making sure she got medical attention is left out of the gushing gratitude completely.

He probably had a ring on.


Or continued to help other in need instead of coddling this self-absorbed twit.

\agrees this guy at least "looks" like a bit of a douche.
 
2013-04-18 11:10:01 AM

cajunns: Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

Sure he is ...except for having two purple hearts and getting out of afganistan alive


... because those change his physical appearance in that picture.
 
2013-04-18 11:11:32 AM

BrotherEarth: How does the Daily Mail rate so many links here? Do they pay a higher rate for the traffic?


I click lots of their links (and the Sun links) just because I know there will be lots of titty and ass pic links on the page.
 
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