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(Guardian)   North Korea vows that their attack on South Korea will start without notice. It will also start without proper weapons, ammunition or a trained army   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 91
    More: Unlikely, North Korea, South Korean, ammunition, vows, Park Geun-hye, weapons, b2 bombers  
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2013-04-18 07:53:22 AM  
fc08.deviantart.net
 
2013-04-18 08:12:49 AM  
Go home North Korea, you're drunk.
 
2013-04-18 08:54:43 AM  
Again?
 
2013-04-18 08:55:09 AM  
"Hey South Korea...consider this your notice that we're totally gonna attack you without notice, OK?   Hey...I'm talking here...HEY!!!  Somebody please notice me..."
 
2013-04-18 08:57:40 AM  
Anyone else read that as 'tranny army'?
 
2013-04-18 08:57:51 AM  
It came without ammo!
It came without boots!
It came without rations, or weapons, or troops!
So he rattled and rattled 'til his saber was sore.
Then fatty thought of something he hadn't before.
What if stability, he thought, didn't come from a war?
What if stability, perhaps, meant sharing your stores?
 
2013-04-18 08:58:53 AM  
Their army is well trained. I've seen the videos where they dance, one of the best classically trained dance armies I've ever seen
 
2013-04-18 08:59:13 AM  
www.cato.org
 
2013-04-18 09:00:26 AM  

SordidEuphemism: It came without ammo!
It came without boots!
It came without rations, or weapons, or troops!
So he rattled and rattled 'til his saber was sore.
Then fatty thought of something he hadn't before.
What if stability, he thought, didn't come from a war?
What if stability, perhaps, meant sharing your stores?


You win.
 
2013-04-18 09:00:38 AM  
So, Bring Your Own Bullets?
 
2013-04-18 09:01:39 AM  
If the Japanese had 'not given' this kind of notice, Pearl Harbor would have turned out much different.

/I mean the Germans.
 
2013-04-18 09:03:41 AM  
fatty dingdongs has been quiet for a few days. no doubt ran out of threats to make, so back to normal again.
 
2013-04-18 09:04:57 AM  
 
2013-04-18 09:05:00 AM  

DubtodaIll: [www.cato.org image 250x234]


"Korealot!"
"Korealot!"
"Korealot!"
"It's only a model."
"Ssshhhhh!!"
 
2013-04-18 09:05:05 AM  

Abox: If the Japanese had 'not given' this kind of notice, Pearl Harbor would have turned out much different.

/I mean the Germans.


well to be honest the Germans did make all sorts of bellicose threats starting with Mien Kampf. we can't say we weren't warned!
 
2013-04-18 09:05:46 AM  
Is this warning that they'll attack without warning different from the other warning that they'll attack without warning?
 
2013-04-18 09:05:59 AM  
I will gladly news you Tuesday for comments Today.
www.weirdspace.dk
 
2013-04-18 09:06:44 AM  
Oh Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy. The only thing you should be attacking is a salad bar.
 
2013-04-18 09:07:08 AM  
Oh for fark's sake NK, SHUT THE HELL UP. Look, little fat dude. We have neither time nor energy to devote to your tantrums. We're busy with actual problems. Just know, if you fark with SK, Japan, or anyone else for that matter, it will end badly for you. No more discussion. Everyone everywhere is sick of your shiat. You have no more friends. Do it, and a united world will swat you like the annoying bug that you are.

Grow up, realize that you are part of a larger global community, stop your childish nonsense, and we'll see about getting you some help for your starving people.
 
2013-04-18 09:07:44 AM  

SordidEuphemism: It came without ammo!
It came without boots!
It came without rations, or weapons, or troops!
So he rattled and rattled 'til his saber was sore.
Then fatty thought of something he hadn't before.
What if stability, he thought, didn't come from a war?
What if stability, perhaps, meant sharing your stores?


Thank you.  Thank you So. Very. Much.  I was so hoping someone would pick up on this.  Absolutely beautiful!  As Ralphie's teacher would say, "A Plus, Plus, Plus, Plus..."
 
2013-04-18 09:08:51 AM  

Zenith: fatty dingdongs has been quiet for a few days. no doubt ran out of threats to make, so back to normal again.


My guess is after the Boston bombing, they were told to STFU or else we'd figure a way to blame them for it.
 
2013-04-18 09:09:27 AM  
They will attack without warning because they are so unprepared they don't know when it will happen.
 
2013-04-18 09:11:53 AM  
How can South Korea defend itself without the proper headgear?

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-04-18 09:13:00 AM  
At this point, not even France would surrender to North Korea. They're not Best Korea. They're Joke Korea.
 
hej
2013-04-18 09:14:11 AM  
"Our retaliatory action will start without any notice from now,"KCNA reported, adding "Aside from, you know, that notice we gave just now.  There will be no notice at all after this notice."
 
2013-04-18 09:15:54 AM  
Does anyone everattack with notice?

Like "hey, heads up. we're gonna attack tomorrow at, oh, lets say...4:20"
 
2013-04-18 09:16:22 AM  
The effectiveness of human wave attacks are not to be underestimated.

Unfortunately, they're not a long-term warfighting strategy unless you're the People's Liberation Army.
 
2013-04-18 09:18:25 AM  

Zenith: Abox: If the Japanese had 'not given' this kind of notice, Pearl Harbor would have turned out much different.

/I mean the Germans.

well to be honest the Germans did make all sorts of bellicose threats starting with Mien Kampf. we can't say we weren't warned!


You're lucky Hitler's not alive. I'd hate to see what he'd do to someone that compared the German military of the time to the Norks'.

/I kid :)
 
2013-04-18 09:18:44 AM  

king_nacho: Zenith: fatty dingdongs has been quiet for a few days. no doubt ran out of threats to make, so back to normal again.

My guess is after the Boston bombing, they were told to STFU or else we'd figure a way to blame them for it.


actually this is from a couple of days ago so they're still being ominously quiet! maybe he had a big meal and is sleeping.
 
2013-04-18 09:18:55 AM  

Abox: If the Japanese had 'not given' this kind of notice, Pearl Harbor would have turned out much different.

/I mean the Germans.


Actually, they tried to give us "notice", in their own subtle and round-about way, but they cut the timing way too close, and they failed to deliver the note breaking off negotiations with the US until after the attack on Pearl Harbor had already started.  Not that it would have mattered that much if they had delivered it on time:  It was entirely too subtle for the US public to understand that it was a de facto declaration of war, even if it was obvious to those at the highest levels in the US government.

Short of an explicit and public declaration of war by Japan against the United States prior to the attack, Pearl Harbor was bound to be perceived by the vast majority of people in the US as dirty, underhanded sneak attack, and the righteous indignation and thirst for vengeance would have been no less.  Admiral Yamamoto understood that, having spent a considerable amount of time in the US.
 
2013-04-18 09:21:07 AM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: Does anyone everattack with notice?

Like "hey, heads up. we're gonna attack tomorrow at, oh, lets say...4:20"


"My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar."

whysoblu.com

"But when will you be back?"

"I can't tell you that, it's classified."
 
2013-04-18 09:21:51 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-18 09:23:06 AM  

digistil: Zenith: Abox: If the Japanese had 'not given' this kind of notice, Pearl Harbor would have turned out much different.

/I mean the Germans.

well to be honest the Germans did make all sorts of bellicose threats starting with Mien Kampf. we can't say we weren't warned!

You're lucky Hitler's not alive. I'd hate to see what he'd do to someone that compared the German military of the time to the Norks'.

/I kid :)


I'd just tell him it was the Russians.
 
2013-04-18 09:24:18 AM  

digistil: At this point, not even France would surrender to North Korea. They're not Best Korea. They're Joke Korea.


You realize that French hats are far inferior
 
2013-04-18 09:24:27 AM  
Pay attention to me!
 
2013-04-18 09:26:16 AM  
Pack up some McD's ahppy meals and send'em over, that should shut them up.
 
2013-04-18 09:26:33 AM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: Does anyone everattack with notice?

Like "hey, heads up. we're gonna attack tomorrow at, oh, lets say...4:20"


Not since the year 1745.
 
2013-04-18 09:28:14 AM  
This is... [sunglasses]  a repeat.
 
2013-04-18 09:29:41 AM  
He's warning that he won't warn anyone? Oh Kim, honey...
 
2013-04-18 09:29:50 AM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: Does anyone everattack with notice?

Like "hey, heads up. we're gonna attack tomorrow at, oh, lets say...4:20"


4:20?  I'd be attacking the snack bar
 
2013-04-18 09:35:45 AM  

dittybopper: Abox: If the Japanese had 'not given' this kind of notice, Pearl Harbor would have turned out much different.

/I mean the Germans.

Actually, they tried to give us "notice", in their own subtle and round-about way, but they cut the timing way too close, and they failed to deliver the note breaking off negotiations with the US until after the attack on Pearl Harbor had already started.  Not that it would have mattered that much if they had delivered it on time:  It was entirely too subtle for the US public to understand that it was a de facto declaration of war, even if it was obvious to those at the highest levels in the US government.

Short of an explicit and public declaration of war by Japan against the United States prior to the attack, Pearl Harbor was bound to be perceived by the vast majority of people in the US as dirty, underhanded sneak attack, and the righteous indignation and thirst for vengeance would have been no less.  Admiral Yamamoto understood that, having spent a considerable amount of time in the US.



Nuh uh.  The just went all banzai.
 
2013-04-18 09:37:34 AM  
You call that a warning?

THIS... IS A WARNING!!
 
2013-04-18 09:37:34 AM  

SordidEuphemism: It came without ammo!
It came without boots!
It came without rations, or weapons, or troops!
So he rattled and rattled 'til his saber was sore.
Then fatty thought of something he hadn't before.
What if stability, he thought, didn't come from a war?
What if stability, perhaps, meant sharing your stores?


dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-04-18 09:38:25 AM  
Oh come on Kim Jong Un, do something stupid already, so we can have an excuse for war and flatten you.
 
2013-04-18 09:39:39 AM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: Does anyone everattack with notice?

Like "hey, heads up. we're gonna attack tomorrow at, oh, lets say...4:20"


Just the US. Iraq was given a date and time they could expect the attack to begin.
 
2013-04-18 09:39:39 AM  
Oh they got plenty of biiiiiiig guns and ammo to feed them. It's just that they can only hit South Korea or China with them. If lil'Kim does give the order, Seoul is a grease spot. Followed immediately by Pyongyang.
 
2013-04-18 09:42:08 AM  
I'd like to see the air pump for the hat. Is it controlled by wires or telepathically?

nkleadershipwatch.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-18 09:46:23 AM  
i would just like to remind any hot S. Korean women that if you feel nervous about the upcoming war you are welcome to take refuge in my basement.
 
2013-04-18 09:47:35 AM  

powhound: i would just like to remind any hot S. Korean women that if you feel nervous about the upcoming war you are welcome to take refuge in my basement.


Don't do it! It's a trap!
 
2013-04-18 09:47:52 AM  
I think I'm beginning to see what Best Korea wants this time: for the US and others to end their economic sanctions against them. Following their long-standing approach to everything, they think that by threatening to start a war (that they can not even begin to afford, much less sustain), the rest of the world will just get all quivery and exclaim "Oh, is that all? You got it!"

The definition of insanity is what again?
 
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