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(Fark)   Texas Department of Public Safety and Texas Rangers are asking anyone who is self-dispatching to help at the West, TX explosion DO NOT DO SO. They have too many responders without any chain of control at this time   (fark.com) divider line 22
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2013-04-18 01:18:22 AM
8 votes:
But what if I'm part of an emergency looting crew?
2013-04-18 01:34:13 AM
4 votes:
I was gonna drive over to help but I'm a little drunk.

Also I'm 4000km away. And a little drunk.
2013-04-18 01:32:56 AM
3 votes:
ok, im on my way
2013-04-18 01:31:55 AM
3 votes:
Then I shall stay at home and self dispatch, if you know what I mean.
2013-04-18 08:05:07 AM
2 votes:
How many times do we have to remind people not to deep-fry a frozen turkey?
2013-04-18 04:59:48 AM
2 votes:

Kittypie070: *kitten cuddles Confabulat*

I don't have any words to ease your loss. :(


Aw, thanks. The hardest part is people don't understand.

/ducks
2013-04-18 02:26:49 AM
2 votes:

Myria: You know, Kim Jong Un could be getting pissed at being thrown off the news by two terrorist attacks and an industrial accident.  That's one way in which this week could get worse...


Are you kidding? The timing was perfect. Pick a fight with the big guy, talk tough, and a car crashes nearby. Quickly exit stage left when everyone is looking the other way.

I was really wondering what I could say next.
2013-04-18 01:36:49 AM
2 votes:
'Hey, Boyd, wat you oughta do, is go piss on that dadgum son of a biatch. Remember in junior VFW ROTC training how you were the best !? Go give that fire a Texas welcome. REMEMBER THE ALAMO !!!!' (truck burnin' rubber sound in the background).

/yeah buddy
2013-04-18 09:51:59 AM
1 votes:
Wow, the only two people on my ignore list now are both Floridiots.  Kinda sad.
2013-04-18 05:27:42 AM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Mutt Farkinov: Can't say who I'm with organizationally on public media, but I'm a FF/medic close by.

I'm now imagining an undercover paramedic slinking around in back alleys in a trenchcoat.


"Pssst.   Hey, pal...you want a tracheotomy?"
2013-04-18 04:44:59 AM
1 votes:

Friction8r: Some insolent farkers, in their "presumed position of authority," even though they are not at the scene, get off on telling other farkers to stay away. It feeds their air of self-importance on an anonymous message board.


Actually, it was Texas Department of Public Safety and Texas Law Enforcement that said that. But I'm sure you, random internet person who posts on an "anonymous" message board with an air of self-importance, know better than experts in their field.
2013-04-18 04:39:17 AM
1 votes:
Some insolent farkers, in their "presumed position of authority," even though they are not at the scene, get off on telling other farkers to stay away. It feeds their air of self-importance on an anonymous message board.
2013-04-18 03:49:32 AM
1 votes:
iGNORE THIS PSA

I ignore control freaks.  They never want to take responsibility for their actions, if the dog gammed leaders in charge are so smart where is their contingency plan, and why wasn't this avoided in the first place.  On the other hand, if there are just way to many f*cking people there helping already, find a way to help further out of the way.  I'm sure hospitals around are accepting blood, food and shelter areas need to be set up.  Anyway I got a horse show to run gotta go.

/If the world would listen I could make it a better place one fark post at a time
2013-04-18 03:32:37 AM
1 votes:

markie_farkie: I'm 70 miles from West, and won't be self-dispatching anytime soon..

If you're close, go donate blood first thing in the morning.


I self-dispatched a few hours ago. Not sure if it helped though
2013-04-18 03:06:48 AM
1 votes:

Mutt Farkinov: Can't say who I'm with organizationally on public media, but I'm a FF/medic close by.


I'm now imagining an undercover paramedic slinking around in back alleys in a trenchcoat.
2013-04-18 03:05:04 AM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: Yamaneko2: Uakronkid: HotWingAgenda: I'm starting to get a little nervous about being in one of the few parts of the country that has not had a major catastrophic event in the last 6 months.  It's like being the last cow in line at the slaughterhouse and seeing all the other cows go down in front of you.

I live in Ohio. Nothing happens here. No major weather events, no earthquakes, no industrial disasters, not interesting enough for terrorists. We're boring enough that fate might just forget about us and skip us by.

The people of Xenia, Ohio may want to have a word with you.

Pretty much exactly what I was going to say.


I consider that area North Kentucky.
2013-04-18 02:54:05 AM
1 votes:

Mutt Farkinov: unmanned master streams


I haven't had one of those since I was 11!
2013-04-18 02:18:12 AM
1 votes:

CraicBaby: crotchgrabber: As an emergency dispatcher, I tend to be quiet and just lurk. Subby is right. If you don't know what you're doing and you are not in the command chain, then stay the fark out of the way.

We have had some in depth reminders this week about various shiat

I find it slightly disconcerting that an emergency dispatcher has the Fark handle "crotchgrabber".


In an emergency, check to see if you have all necessary items.
2013-04-18 02:05:09 AM
1 votes:

Uakronkid: HotWingAgenda: I'm starting to get a little nervous about being in one of the few parts of the country that has not had a major catastrophic event in the last 6 months.  It's like being the last cow in line at the slaughterhouse and seeing all the other cows go down in front of you.

I live in Ohio. Nothing happens here. No major weather events, no earthquakes, no industrial disasters, not interesting enough for terrorists. We're boring enough that fate might just forget about us and skip us by.


You have Cleveland. You've suffered enough.
2013-04-18 01:59:22 AM
1 votes:
i45.tinypic.com

Okay, fine.

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAY!!!!   ;)
2013-04-18 01:57:00 AM
1 votes:
I'm starting to get a little nervous about being in one of the few parts of the country that has not had a major catastrophic event in the last 6 months.  It's like being the last cow in line at the slaughterhouse and seeing all the other cows go down in front of you.
2013-04-18 01:22:10 AM
1 votes:
Now I know why the Rangers are two games back. No initiative.
 
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