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2013-04-18 03:41:16 AM  
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there goes the neighborhood
 
2013-04-18 03:52:42 AM  
Just make sure you ask for a cygneture before handing one over.
 
2013-04-18 03:54:43 AM  
If swans had guns, they wouldn't have this fox problem.
 
2013-04-18 03:55:33 AM  
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2013-04-18 03:56:42 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Well, there does seem to be a lot of swan misogyny miscegenygoing on these days.



FTFY

/they ain't even old-timey
 
2013-04-18 03:58:50 AM  
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2013-04-18 04:11:05 AM  

Rufus Lee King: that was my nickname in highschool: Rufus Lee King: Well, there does seem to be a lot of swan misogyny miscegenygoing on these days.


FTFY

/they ain't even old-timey

What are you on about?

Never mind; I don't want to know.


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2013-04-18 04:18:29 AM  

kevinatilusa: Just make sure you ask for a cygneture before handing one over.


You should be shot for that.
 
2013-04-18 05:07:16 AM  
I knew this but have been keeping it to myself....

Thanks for telling everyone......dumbass.
 
2013-04-18 05:09:15 AM  
Up here in Michigan, Mute Swans are considered an invasive species and not well regarded by anyone who gives a crap about the natural local fauna. They're mean bastards too...
 
2013-04-18 10:05:32 AM  

JohnnyC: Up here in Michigan, Mute Swans are considered an invasive species and not well regarded by anyone who gives a crap about the natural local fauna. They're mean bastards too...


Grrrr THIS. I go sailing on Torch Lake in the summers and every time I pull into the river for lunch or whatever, either my little Sunfish is attacked by a mama swan or a jet ski is swarmed and attacked.

They REALLY hate jet skis...which is kind of hilarious.
 
2013-04-18 03:10:31 PM  
Love will save them.
 
2013-04-18 03:58:16 PM  
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