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2013-04-18 02:47:38 AM
6 votes:
Have they tried putting the pheasant under glass?

Fano: So a nation that had an empire on which the sun never set now has old duffers unable to fend off birds. Since a gun is unthinkable, I recommend replacing the badminton racket with a cricket bat.


The badminton racket makes sense, she is hitting a birdie...
2013-04-18 06:03:09 AM
2 votes:

dyhchong: Ah! NOW we see the violence inherent in the system!

/Stop repressing the pheasants.


Help, help, I'm being repressed!

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Bloody Pheasant!
2013-04-18 03:05:55 AM
2 votes:
Substitute racket for an ax, then:

BRAISED PHEASANT RECIPE

2-3 lb pheasant
1 onion, sliced
2 carrots, roughly chopped
2 parsnips, roughly chopped
4 slices bacon
1/4 cup homemade chicken broth
salt and pepper to taste
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp onion powder

Prepare your crock pot for cooking; spray with vegetable oil.

Place your vegetables in the bottom of your crock pot and place the pheasant over the vegetables. Top the meat with the bacon and pour the broth and sherry over all. Season with the spices to taste.
Cook on low for 8-10 hours or on high for 3-4 hours.

Turn your problem into cuisine.
2013-04-18 03:53:43 AM
1 votes:
I hate angry pheasants. I'd much prefer a pleasant pheasant.
2013-04-18 02:08:06 AM
1 votes:
So a nation that had an empire on which the sun never set now has old duffers unable to fend off birds. Since a gun is unthinkable, I recommend replacing the badminton racket with a cricket bat.
 
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