Fano: So a nation that had an empire on which the sun never set now has old duffers unable to fend off birds. Since a gun is unthinkable, I recommend replacing the badminton racket with a cricket bat.
Jim_Callahan: So kill it and have it for dinner, not exactly difficult.
Kanemano: feed the pheasant oranges for 2 months,then arrange an accident.
DreamSnipers: Substitute racket for an ax, then:BRAISED PHEASANT RECIPE2-3 lb pheasant1 onion, sliced2 carrots, roughly chopped2 parsnips, roughly chopped4 slices bacon1/4 cup homemade chicken brothsalt and pepper to taste1/4 tsp garlic powder1/4 tsp onion powderPrepare your crock pot for cooking; spray with vegetable oil.Place your vegetables in the bottom of your crock pot and place the pheasant over the vegetables. Top the meat with the bacon and pour the broth and sherry over all. Season with the spices to taste.Cook on low for 8-10 hours or on high for 3-4 hours.Turn your problem into cuisine.
Kittypie070: My hypothesis is that the Brits went insane after they lost the last vestiges of their empire.
aerojockey: Kittypie070: My hypothesis is that the Brits went insane after they lost the last vestiges of their empire.Hey, they still have Falkland Islands and St. Kitts.
dyhchong: Ah! NOW we see the violence inherent in the system!/Stop repressing the pheasants.
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