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2013-04-18 12:11:21 AM
Really.........
 
2013-04-18 02:08:06 AM
So a nation that had an empire on which the sun never set now has old duffers unable to fend off birds. Since a gun is unthinkable, I recommend replacing the badminton racket with a cricket bat.
 
2013-04-18 02:47:38 AM
Have they tried putting the pheasant under glass?

Fano: So a nation that had an empire on which the sun never set now has old duffers unable to fend off birds. Since a gun is unthinkable, I recommend replacing the badminton racket with a cricket bat.


The badminton racket makes sense, she is hitting a birdie...
 
2013-04-18 02:50:09 AM
feed the pheasant oranges for 2 months,

then arrange an accident.
 
2013-04-18 02:50:23 AM
At least it didn't turn red and explode.
 
2013-04-18 02:52:38 AM
So kill it and have it for dinner, not exactly difficult.
 
2013-04-18 02:58:23 AM

Jim_Callahan: So kill it and have it for dinner, not exactly difficult.


Always the pragmatic one, Mr.Callahan.

But what to serve as a side dish?
 
2013-04-18 03:03:03 AM
I think it's disgusting to eat birds. All those feathers. Usch.

And you know they are actually dinosaurs. Isn't the thought of eating dinosaurs disgusting?

I'm not a big fan of birds . . . they seem a little shifty, a little dirty, and that way they can fly and swoop around you. I don't care for it.
 
2013-04-18 03:04:01 AM

Jim_Callahan: So kill it and have it for dinner, not exactly difficult.


Came in to say that.

Pheasant is good eatin'.
 
2013-04-18 03:05:55 AM
Substitute racket for an ax, then:

BRAISED PHEASANT RECIPE

2-3 lb pheasant
1 onion, sliced
2 carrots, roughly chopped
2 parsnips, roughly chopped
4 slices bacon
1/4 cup homemade chicken broth
salt and pepper to taste
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp onion powder

Prepare your crock pot for cooking; spray with vegetable oil.

Place your vegetables in the bottom of your crock pot and place the pheasant over the vegetables. Top the meat with the bacon and pour the broth and sherry over all. Season with the spices to taste.
Cook on low for 8-10 hours or on high for 3-4 hours.

Turn your problem into cuisine.
 
2013-04-18 03:11:12 AM

Kanemano: feed the pheasant oranges for 2 months,

then arrange an accident.


I know of a clinic you could take it to after the accident. Link
 
2013-04-18 03:21:58 AM

DreamSnipers: Substitute racket for an ax, then:

BRAISED PHEASANT RECIPE

2-3 lb pheasant
1 onion, sliced
2 carrots, roughly chopped
2 parsnips, roughly chopped
4 slices bacon
1/4 cup homemade chicken broth
salt and pepper to taste
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp onion powder

Prepare your crock pot for cooking; spray with vegetable oil.

Place your vegetables in the bottom of your crock pot and place the pheasant over the vegetables. Top the meat with the bacon and pour the broth and sherry over all. Season with the spices to taste.
Cook on low for 8-10 hours or on high for 3-4 hours.

Turn your problem into cuisine.


Came for the pheasant recipes, leaving happily.
 
2013-04-18 03:22:28 AM
A goose once bit me in the yabbos, but never a pheasant.
 
2013-04-18 03:25:50 AM
My hypothesis is that the Brits went insane after they lost the last vestiges of their empire.
 
2013-04-18 03:45:57 AM
Seriously, why not kill it? Is there some sort of Pheasant Protection Act? Of course, it's easy to talk. I never actually ran over any of the sociopathic Canada geese who liked to hang out near my old apartment, though it was a close thing sometimes.
 
2013-04-18 03:52:14 AM

Kittypie070: My hypothesis is that the Brits went insane after they lost the last vestiges of their empire.


Hey, they still have Falkland Islands and St. Kitts.
 
2013-04-18 03:53:43 AM
I hate angry pheasants. I'd much prefer a pleasant pheasant.
 
2013-04-18 03:55:07 AM
It's not a holiday until you napalm a cassowary!

-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
 
2013-04-18 04:30:18 AM

aerojockey: Kittypie070: My hypothesis is that the Brits went insane after they lost the last vestiges of their empire.

Hey, they still have Falkland Islands and St. Kitts.


Crumbs, mere crumbs.
 
2013-04-18 04:34:22 AM
www.gourmetfoodsource.net

Problem solved.
 
2013-04-18 04:45:02 AM
The (tasty) birds

/seriously, this is an instance of food flying right up to you, how is this bird still alive?
 
2013-04-18 04:57:54 AM
Ah! NOW we see the violence inherent in the system!

/Stop repressing the pheasants.
 
2013-04-18 05:34:12 AM
It saw the ring piercing her nose and saw competition for nuttiest bird on the block ;)
 
2013-04-18 05:46:40 AM
 
2013-04-18 06:03:09 AM

dyhchong: Ah! NOW we see the violence inherent in the system!

/Stop repressing the pheasants.


Help, help, I'm being repressed!

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Bloody Pheasant!
 
2013-04-18 06:37:04 AM
Oh, I thought someone traumatized a blonde actress.
 
2013-04-18 08:07:47 AM
I had a [redacted] who liked attacking his reflection in my window at 5 am every morning. That was annoying, but then he decided to start attacking his reflection in my car's wax job, scratching it up. Its technically illegal to kill [redacted] here, but a BB gun, some bird seed, and 2 beers on a Saturday morning solved that problem.
 
2013-04-18 08:38:00 AM
Is this the only pheasant in the U.K. who's not on the dole? Let them eat cake!
 
2013-04-18 09:11:24 AM
I especially like how they tried to appease the pheasant with offerings of food. Good thing they didn't have any pets or children to sacrifice to it.

/food doesn't convince wild animals to think you're a nice person and should be left alone
//it convinces them that you're edible and should be killed so you can't run away and leave them to starve
///and, when provided in response to a certain behavior, trains the animal to continue said behavior for quite some time after it's no longer being rewarded for it
 
2013-04-18 09:36:49 AM
Pheasant? They should pluck it.
 
2013-04-18 11:28:32 AM
77 years old?  Damn that's a hot 77 year old
i.dailymail.co.uk This is what other 77 year olds look like  www.cbc.ca
 
2013-04-18 11:59:27 AM
She's not 77 and she's not afraid. And a suspect has not been arrested.
 
2013-04-18 12:30:59 PM
Imagine Sheldon!
 
2013-04-18 01:08:07 PM
Gee, I like pheasants too.  We have a lot of them in our locale and they're beautiful, if somewhat stupid.  But if one were to terrorize me like the one in the article has been doing, the solution would be simple:

Ringnecked Pheasant meet Beretta Silver Pigeon.

I would kill it, cook it and eat it.  Cooked in a bit of sherry with a side of rice and herbs - it would be delicious.
 
2013-04-18 05:50:27 PM
Rabbit season
 
2013-04-19 12:24:26 AM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: 77 years old?  Damn that's a hot 77 year old


You didn't do so well on the "reading comprehension" section of the SAT, did you?

(She's 44, BTW.)
 
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