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(Daily Mail)   Twelve-year-old boy injured in Boston wakes up between surgeries. First question: Did Mom Finish?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 59
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2013-04-17 08:50:06 PM
It doesn't matter if the woman doesn't finish, son.
Why is there a picture of you holding a turd?
 
2013-04-17 09:05:49 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: It doesn't matter if the woman doesn't finish, son.
Why is there a picture of you holding a turd?


Looks like a penis as well.
 
2013-04-18 12:03:56 AM

The Italian Farker: Ryker's Peninsula: It doesn't matter if the woman doesn't finish, son.
Why is there a picture of you holding a turd?

Looks like a penis as well.


Same thing in Italy, right?
 
2013-04-18 12:33:59 AM
Hey kids!  Short term memory loss is COOL
 
2013-04-18 12:46:26 AM

Ryker's Peninsula: It doesn't matter if the woman doesn't finish, son.
Why is there a picture of you holding a turd?


AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAhaaa!!    I agree.
 
2013-04-18 12:46:53 AM
timekeepingscore.files.wordpress.com
Isn't that a Banana slug he's from the Bay Area so maybe his parents went to UCSC.  He may be a brave boy but his dad's a dumbass who ran from the blast then realized he left his kid behind went back and found him being tended to by others.  That was his story on the local news.
 
2013-04-18 12:52:15 AM
"Parts of her did."
 
2013-04-18 02:44:40 AM

ArcadianRefugee: "Parts of her did."


At Mach 5.
 
2013-04-18 04:23:16 AM

TommyymmoT: ArcadianRefugee: "Parts of her did."

At Mach 5.


Encompassing a radius of about 30-45 meters
 
2013-04-18 04:35:44 AM
Well, Billy. Have you ever seen what a puppy in a blender looks like?

So, in a way your mom finished.
 
2013-04-18 05:17:59 AM
lol americans blow more of themselves up every day than any terrorist attacks could post 9/11
 
2013-04-18 05:18:58 AM
Done in one.
 
2013-04-18 05:21:25 AM
Subby, you missed your opportunity to point out how dusty it is in here. For once, the dust is getting to me -- and I never have this problem.
 
2013-04-18 05:24:35 AM

Ryker's Peninsula: It doesn't matter if the woman doesn't finish, son.
Why is there a picture of you holding a turd?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-18 05:31:13 AM
You farker's are sick.
 
2013-04-18 05:31:59 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

"Nope, she's dead."
 
2013-04-18 05:33:56 AM
"Yes, son. She finished 3rd. And 4th. And 17th. And 22nd..."
 
2013-04-18 05:34:44 AM

Bonobo62: "Yes, son. She finished 3rd. And 4th. And 17th. And 22nd..."


I hate you for making me laugh, I really do.
 
2013-04-18 05:37:02 AM
Some things you just don't talk about in public!
 
2013-04-18 05:38:36 AM
i guess u cud say SHE WENT OUT WITH A BANG LOL
 
2013-04-18 05:53:16 AM

F22raptom: i guess u cud say SHE WENT OUT WITH A BANG LOL


I'm not following you.
 
2013-04-18 06:09:35 AM
Look, I know that I'm going to get a lot of flames for this and a lot of bites or whatever, and I really don't care...

But I would like someone to think and post a thoughtful response...

Dear Anglo-America,

...Why does it only matter when white kids die??

Sincerely,

Canadian Indian.
 
2013-04-18 06:20:37 AM
Damn, emotional trauma caused kid to love poo!
 
2013-04-18 06:29:26 AM

SirMadness: Look, I know that I'm going to get a lot of flames for this and a lot of bites or whatever, and I really don't care...

But I would like someone to think and post a thoughtful response...

Dear Anglo-America,

...Why does it only matter when white kids die??

Sincerely,

Canadian Indian.


Well, you have a point.  The last black person who was killed in Boston that got any press was Crispus Attucks.
 
2013-04-18 06:29:27 AM

F22raptom: lol americans blow more of themselves up every day than any terrorist attacks could post 9/11


More Americans have died in the past 20 years by falling in the bathtub than have been killed by terrorists.

/America, quit pissing all over yourself in fear.
 
2013-04-18 06:37:41 AM

borg: [timekeepingscore.files.wordpress.com image 260x320]
Isn't that a Banana slug he's from the Bay Area so maybe his parents went to UCSC.  He may be a brave boy but his dad's a dumbass who ran from the blast then realized he left his kid behind went back and found him being tended to by others.  That was his story on the local news.


Being caught in an explosion makes you brave? Never knew that. I was always convinced that running into burning buildings to save people, jumping on the train tracks to get someone away from the oncoming train and other things like that, risking your life to save that of another, made you brave. Not being caught in circumstances where your only action was to get injured and be taken out of the game before you even knew something dangerous was happening.

SirMadness: Look, I know that I'm going to get a lot of flames for this and a lot of bites or whatever, and I really don't care...

But I would like someone to think and post a thoughtful response...

Dear Anglo-America,

...Why does it only matter when white kids die??

Sincerely,

Canadian Indian.


It doesn't. I couldn't give 2 shiats about this kid. I doubt I could manage one shiat. Why the news thinks I do/should? I'm guessing because it hits closer to home for many people who are similar to the newscasters, editors and owners of the media outlets.

/White, not American
//There were some Dutch runners to
///Never knew why the news would think I should care that they were there, not as if I am going to care more about random unknowns who were born nearby than random unknowns born farther (further?) away
//If I do know them I'll find out soon enough (hint: I do not know marathon runners)
/If I don't it won't impact me in the slightest
 
2013-04-18 06:39:43 AM

DerAppie: /If I don't know any runners it won't impact me in the slightest


ftfm
 
2013-04-18 06:40:17 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-18 06:41:06 AM
No. His first question was, "did someone save my Pokemon game on my GBA?"
As a cynical bastard, I have to ask where his father/mommy's friend was this entire time. No way do you leave a 12 year old just chilling by himself for a few hours.  But if that was his first question, God bless him. The world needs more like him around.
 
2013-04-18 06:48:51 AM
That's a very personal question, young man. Ask your dad.
 
2013-04-18 06:53:55 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-18 07:20:40 AM
"No kid, but she is finished if that makes you feel any better"
 
2013-04-18 07:32:23 AM
oyster.ignimgs.com
"Well, did she finish or not?"
 
2013-04-18 07:58:49 AM

SirMadness: Look, I know that I'm going to get a lot of flames for this and a lot of bites or whatever, and I really don't care...

But I would like someone to think and post a thoughtful response...

Dear Anglo-America,

...Why does it only matter when white kids die??

Sincerely,

Canadian Indian.


Don't ask me.

/American Indian
 
2013-04-18 08:09:43 AM
Too soon.

/...like your Dad.
 
2013-04-18 08:11:37 AM
Your Dad obviously finished ;-)
 
2013-04-18 08:22:33 AM
Sometimes your posts really bother me Farkers. Today is one of those days.
 
2013-04-18 08:23:05 AM
Hey, what's going on in...  Oh Lawdy!
 
2013-04-18 08:23:13 AM

WTFDYW: Your Dad obviously finished ;-)


Glad to see everything is back to normal around here.
 
2013-04-18 08:24:56 AM
I'm surprised that on Fark no one noticed the NSFW article link on the right-hand side...
 
2013-04-18 08:39:41 AM
At least he woke up  between surgeries rather than  during surgery.

/ like I did
/ at 12
/ csb
 
2013-04-18 08:46:34 AM

I_C_Weener: Sometimes your posts really bother me Farkers. Today is one of those days.


The stupidity is unsurprising.  The lack of humor is, though.
 
2013-04-18 08:58:16 AM

I_C_Weener: Sometimes your posts really bother me Farkers. Today is one of those days.


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2013-04-18 09:11:55 AM

BFletch651: I_C_Weener: Sometimes your posts really bother me Farkers. Today is one of those days.

The stupidity is unsurprising.  The lack of humor is, though.


Yeah lots of the humor is pretty tasteless.  Although i have found a few witty comments that had me laughing to pieces.
 
2013-04-18 09:17:34 AM
"I found an alien penis. Your argument is invalid"
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-18 09:27:02 AM

rdu_voyager: At least he woke up  between surgeries rather than  during surgery.

/ like I did
/ at 12
/ csb


Beat me to it.

Tell us more of your csb?
 
2013-04-18 10:36:09 AM

SirMadness: Look, I know that I'm going to get a lot of flames for this and a lot of bites or whatever, and I really don't care...

But I would like someone to think and post a thoughtful response...

Dear Anglo-America,

...Why does it only matter when white kids die??

Sincerely,

Canadian Indian.


Well, how would you feel if Canadians died in India?

To me, the suffering of animals and small children is so much worse, because they live in the moment, and can't rationalize the suffering.  Color aside.
 
2013-04-18 10:50:15 AM
Billy Bathsalt
To me, the suffering of animals and small children is so much worse, because they live in the moment, and can't rationalize the suffering. Color aside.


Well put
 
2013-04-18 10:50:42 AM

Mitch Mitchell: You farker's are sick.


It's just the grieving process. They're all crying on the inside.
 
2013-04-18 10:53:03 AM
I bet he never said that. What he said was "Can I have my Pokemon game boy"
 
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