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(Kansas.com)   What's stranger: The fact that some unhappy costumers tossed a dead groundhog and a grouse into a small-town bar, or the fact that the local police chief says the use of dead animals in this fashion is fairly common   (kansas.com) divider line 32
    More: Weird, police chiefs, groundhogs, fashions  
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2013-04-17 07:50:39 PM  
But what of putting squirrels in your pants for the purpose of gambling?
 
2013-04-17 07:51:26 PM  
What has the costume industry so riled up, subby?
 
2013-04-17 07:52:27 PM  
Does that mean a short or long winter?
 
2013-04-17 07:55:17 PM  
Done in two
 
2013-04-17 07:56:35 PM  
Not Amused:

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2013-04-17 07:57:27 PM  
s24.postimg.org

what an unhappy costumer might look like.
 
2013-04-17 07:57:27 PM  
www.secretsofthefed.com

Just desserts!
 
2013-04-17 08:01:44 PM  
The dead groundhog I can see, it's sending a message.  It means 'Luca Brasi sleeps with the groundhogs'

I dunno about the grouse, though.
 
2013-04-17 08:02:19 PM  
www.nashvillescene.com


Unhappy costumers always overreact.
 
2013-04-17 08:03:51 PM  
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The costumer is always right.
 
2013-04-17 08:07:43 PM  
Farking Pennsylvania.
 
2013-04-17 08:11:12 PM  
I can see it being common in a small town. I used to live in a relatively small town and it wasn't uncommon for the drunks to trash a bar with dead animals if they wanted to keep drinking past 1 am and got booted out. By uncommon I mean around 2-3 times a year.
 
2013-04-17 08:23:12 PM  

Bugerz: I can see it being common in a small town. I used to live in a relatively small town and it wasn't uncommon for the drunks to trash a bar with dead animals if they wanted to keep drinking past 1 am and got booted out. By uncommon I mean around 2-3 times a year.


... What?
 
2013-04-17 08:24:28 PM  
Why are the furries so upset in the first place?
 
2013-04-17 08:28:42 PM  
The article didn't even say what they were dressed up as. Nice journalism there, Kansas.com.
 
2013-04-17 08:35:25 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bugerz: I can see it being common in a small town. I used to live in a relatively small town and it wasn't uncommon for the drunks to trash a bar with dead animals if they wanted to keep drinking past 1 am and got booted out. By uncommon I mean around 2-3 times a year.

... What?


I'm not sure either. It's Wednesday and I already clocked 40 hours at work for the week, so I should probably go to sleep.
 
2013-04-17 08:39:06 PM  
The smaller and more rural a town the weirder it gets. Not enough places to hide the crazy. Farking mankind was supposed to go extinct long ago. Now we have living walking train wrecks.
 
2013-04-17 08:44:07 PM  
Came here to question spelling. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-17 08:48:00 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

It's not a costoomah, it's a costoomah!
 
2013-04-17 08:59:13 PM  
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2013-04-17 09:15:03 PM  
How many woodchucks would a mad drunk chuck if a mad drunk could chuck woodchucks? One, I guess. And a grouse.
 
2013-04-17 09:22:01 PM  
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People have hurled animals for at each other for ages. This is news?
 
2013-04-17 09:30:53 PM  
Subby, if you have difficulty telling a customer from a costumer, reading the first sentence of TFA might help.
 
2013-04-17 09:38:41 PM  
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Fraser: Someone struck me with a sea otter.
Elaine: I guess that's what happens in a country with gun control.
Fraser: Oh, I believe he shot the otter first.
Elaine: That's just cruel.
Fraser: Uh yes, but you see, strictly speaking he did adhere to the law because swinging a live otter is illegal in the Territories.
 
2013-04-17 09:40:15 PM  
Bonus Due South quote!

Fraser: We had a schoolyard bully in Tuktoyaktuk once. Sometimes at night I can still remember him coming into the classroom, swinging that otter over his head. There was just no reasoning with him.
 
2013-04-17 09:46:14 PM  
All these years, I've waited to see my home area make an appearance on Fark...and this is how it happens.

/I don't miss that shiathole.
//moved to New Hampshire, not sure I escaped
 
2013-04-17 09:52:16 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: But what of putting squirrels in your pants for the purpose of gambling?


Ask Ray Stevens.
 
2013-04-17 10:09:05 PM  
Don't piss off the furries.
 
2013-04-18 12:14:17 AM  
So, someone was grousing about the service?
 
2013-04-18 01:36:26 AM  
 dead squirrel on his girlfriend's doorknob.
Better than on his knob.


Read more here: http://www.kansas.com/2013/04/17/2765658/cops-men-toss-dead-groundhog - grouse.html#storylink=cpy
 
2013-04-18 06:14:17 AM  
Y'know, one little Pet Sematery would clear that problem right up.

/imagine the fur(r)y of an undead groundhog
 
2013-04-18 07:09:14 PM  
which
which is stranger
 
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