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2013-04-17 07:50:15 PM
Racist.
 
2013-04-17 07:53:47 PM
So she's got the choice between being a child molester or a racist.

Well, It is easier being a racist than it is a child molester. Racists don't have to go to every house in the neighborhood to alert them that a racist just moved in. They do that themselves with broken down pickup trucks and washers in the lawn and a confederate flag hanging on the porch.
 
2013-04-17 08:00:50 PM
Racism as alibi. Now I've read everything.
 
2013-04-17 08:12:59 PM
Well that's definitely an inventive defense.  A sort of reverse Thomas Jefferson.
 
2013-04-17 08:16:37 PM
Humble, Texas. And rightly so.
 
2013-04-17 08:17:42 PM
Well, if you gotta double down, why not go for the gold?
 
2013-04-17 08:18:10 PM
Didn't stop slave owners from doing it.
 
2013-04-17 08:18:36 PM
Seems legit
 
2013-04-17 08:19:39 PM

macadamnut: Humble, Texas. And rightly so.


Doesn't seem very humble to me.
 
2013-04-17 08:20:03 PM
Zugswang: Didn't stop slave owners from doing it.

... aaaaand, We're done, here.
 
2013-04-17 08:20:11 PM
Terrible alibi.  Racists have always wet dreamed of hate-farking the other color.
 
2013-04-17 08:20:54 PM
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Old Man Herbert Approves of Standards
 
2013-04-17 08:21:05 PM

Zugswang: Didn't stop slave owners from doing it.


Just because someone has a slave of a particular race, doesn't meant they feel that other race is inherently inferior.... They might just need help around the house, and are taking advantage of the system.
 
2013-04-17 08:22:11 PM
I'm surprised Dr Reverend Al "Lil Tee" Jackson, PhD, Jr hasn't called a press conference already.
 
2013-04-17 08:22:45 PM
So if you don't find black people attractive you're racist? What if you don't find brunettes attractive? Or the obese? Why can't you just have a type without being labeled?
 
2013-04-17 08:22:51 PM
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2013-04-17 08:24:09 PM
Fark. I am so busted. Say something. Say something. Say som...

I totally did not do that, because hey, black people. Ew.

mental self-five! sliiiick...
 
2013-04-17 08:24:26 PM
Now she can be proved to be 100% innocent of the charge and still never teach again.  A first result in a Google search of her name will always come back "racist teacher accused of touching kids," and never "teacher exonerated of sex abuse."
 
2013-04-17 08:25:32 PM
Not sure if Onion.
 
2013-04-17 08:26:02 PM

Gig103: So if you don't find black people attractive you're racist? What if you don't find brunettes attractive? Or the obese? Why can't you just have a type without being labeled?


Fat people are inherently unattractive. There are many attractive black people, so for one to say they aren't attracted to black people in general, yeah, is racist.

/unless they're referring to fat black people
 
2013-04-17 08:26:39 PM
bish tickled my fish
 
2013-04-17 08:27:41 PM
I have to admit, that's a pretty creative alibi.

/Bet that's one Chris Hanson's never gotten
 
2013-04-17 08:27:51 PM
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2013-04-17 08:29:36 PM
Actually, not a bad defense strategy if it works. It's not against the law to be racist.
 
2013-04-17 08:30:09 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Actually, not a bad defense strategy if it works. It's not against the law to be racist.


Unfortunately
 
2013-04-17 08:30:19 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com

"I don't always molest children... But when I do, I make sure they're white."
 
2013-04-17 08:30:20 PM
Per se, if you will. Concordantly.
 
2013-04-17 08:31:11 PM
You have to agree, a racist pedo is still better than a color-blind pedo.
 
2013-04-17 08:31:16 PM
So when she's finally released from prison one of her parole conditions will be she cannot be around any white kids unless the kid is completely surrounded by black kids.
 
2013-04-17 08:32:04 PM

nimeye: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 100x100]


...and we're done here.
 
2013-04-17 08:32:44 PM

caddisfly: Now she can be proved to be 100% innocent of the charge and still never teach again.  A first result in a Google search of her name will always come back "racist teacher accused of touching kids," and never "teacher exonerated of sex abuse."


I'm guessing that if she had to fall back on claims of self-racism, her case wasn't looking too strong to begin with, and she took the only path open that might have kept her butt out of jail. Hopes of teaching again were probably not even on the radar.
 
2013-04-17 08:33:03 PM
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2013-04-17 08:33:14 PM

Gig103: So if you don't find black people attractive you're racist? What if you don't find brunettes attractive? Or the obese? Why can't you just have a type without being labeled?


Actualy, no one's saying that (until the person who's trolling you).  If you don't find black seven-year-olds attractive, you're simply not a /pedophile/ who finds black people attractive. But the defendant in this case is  arguing the converse, saying that /since she's prejudiced against her black students/, that precludes molesting one of them.
 
2013-04-17 08:34:32 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Gig103: So if you don't find black people attractive you're racist? What if you don't find brunettes attractive? Or the obese? Why can't you just have a type without being labeled?

Fat people are inherently unattractive. There are many attractive black people, so for one to say they aren't attracted to black people in general, yeah, is racist.

/unless they're referring to fat black people


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There is a shiatload of black girls that don't find white boys attractive. And some of those girls Daddies don't like white boys for other reasons. This is going to go on for a long time.
 
2013-04-17 08:34:55 PM
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2013-04-17 08:35:22 PM

Apos: Racism as alibi. Now I've read everything.


Yeah, it's a new one on me.  I've heard of police officers claiming that racism was instilled in them over years of service, so that it constituted an on-the-job disability needing compensation (it didn't work out for him), and I've even heard stories of one using that argument to try and get exonerated from shooting and killing an unarmed black teenager (Ive never actually seen a source on that one, though, so don't take it seriously), but this particular angle is new.

It's a ridiculous argument, and really weak, but it may partly depend on the cause and effect.  If the argument really is "I wouldn't touch a black kid because I'm a racist," that's a complete load.  If the defense is "I'm not attracted to black kids, therefore I guess I must be a racist," while still pathetic as hell, that claim conceivably has a bit more validity.  Not much, though, since "I wouldn't rape/molest that particular person because I'm not attracted to them" generally still doesn't play well with juries, regardless of the racial angle.
 
2013-04-17 08:36:16 PM
Likes: Honesty, Long walks on the beach, Unblackness.
 
2013-04-17 08:36:32 PM
Already friction between the two of them.

I'll go with the 7 yr. old Alex.

Get your head out before you sufficate.
 
2013-04-17 08:36:37 PM
THAT'S RACIST!
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-17 08:37:59 PM

Thetrickisnotminding: Actualy, no one's saying that (until the person who's trolling you)


Silentstrider said it was racist right at the top. That probably qualifies as a troll though since it's Fark.
 
2013-04-17 08:39:16 PM

Facetious_Speciest: Fark. I am so busted. Say something. Say something. Say som...

I totally did not do that, because hey, black people. Ew.

mental self-five! sliiiick...


Total Disaster Insurance Man: Now this place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.
 
2013-04-17 08:41:30 PM
I don't buy it. We're all pink on the inside...
 
2013-04-17 08:42:22 PM
i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-17 08:42:54 PM
What if the kid were somewhat black?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-17 08:43:11 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: There are many attractive black people, so for one to say they aren't attracted to black people in general, yeah, is racist.


How does that work for people who don't like brunettes though, versus blondes?
 
2013-04-17 08:43:52 PM

Walker: THAT'S RACIST!
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You owe me a new keyboard and monitor.
 
2013-04-17 08:45:53 PM
Hmmm...
Not bad for 61.
I'd have to check out the entire package before I let her fondle my little guy though.
 
2013-04-17 08:46:03 PM

IamAwake: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: There are many attractive black people, so for one to say they aren't attracted to black people in general, yeah, is racist.

How does that work for people who don't like brunettes though, versus blondes?


img.diytrade.com
 
2013-04-17 08:47:55 PM

Gig103: So if you don't find black people attractive you're racist? What if you don't find brunettes attractive? Or the obese? Why can't you just have a type without being labeled?


THIS, does it mean you are sexist if you are strictly hetro or strictly homo and not Bi in political corectness town?
 
2013-04-17 08:48:38 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Gig103: So if you don't find black people attractive you're racist? What if you don't find brunettes attractive? Or the obese? Why can't you just have a type without being labeled?

Fat people are inherently unattractive. There are many attractive black people, so for one to say they aren't attracted to black people in general, yeah, is racist.

/unless they're referring to fat black people


Not feeling attraction towards a particular ethnic group does not make you a racist.  If that were the case I would be a bigot for pursuing blonde women with brown eyes...  Everyone has a type......
 
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