cameroncrazy1984: Well there goes that "he never failed a test" argument.
devilskware: Yea whatever. On a side note, if the USPS is always complaining about losing money then why are they spending, presumably, millions of dollars on sponsorships?
Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ICU - Yeah, DIAF.
rjakobi: Next year they're gonna disqualify the whole field except for a token Frenchman just to be safe.
jayhawk88: ."Lance?""Oh, hello, ICU, what's up?""Lance, we have your drug test results back...""Did I pass?""No Lance, you did not. We found 48 different banned substances in your bloodstream, and 5 other compounds that have not yet been identified by medical science.""Huh.....that's weird.""Funny should mention weird, because during the lab work your blood actually broke through a test tube and tried to infect one of the lab assistants. You know Harvey, right?.""Oh no, is he OK?""Yeah apparently they all wear Level 3 HazMat suits after the testing done during your 4th win. Look, Lance, this isn't good, do you have any kind of explanation at all for this?""Saddle sores.""Beg pardon?""You know, sores on my bottom from riding so much. Saddle sores. I have this cream that really helps. It must be a false positive!""I see. So what you're telling me is that, out of all the creams, powders, gels and/or lotions in the whole of creation, you just happen to use the one that contains enough steroids to melt our mass spectrometer?""It's really great stuff. Botanical aloe-vera based.""......OK, well I'm glad we could clear that up. Go get 'em, champ."
JosephFinn: cameroncrazy1984: Well there goes that "he never failed a test" argument.Assuming you believe the ICU.
PepperFreak: I'm fine with steroids. I watch sports to be entertained. People on the juice are more fun to watch.
JohnBigBootay: Yet in every thread we get endless comments about how the French would do anything to bring lance down. Meanwhile, in actual world, it was the us authorities that finally took him down, the French labs were complicit in warning him, and very happy to take his money while he's out on weekends rides with the president of France.
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