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(E! Online)   Deja vu: underage sex accusations against Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash dropped. Again   (eonline.com) divider line 35
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2013-04-17 04:09:29 PM  
Yeah, but he got farked in the ass, didn't he.
farking assholes.
 
2013-04-17 04:10:46 PM  
I'll bet he's just tickled
 
2013-04-17 04:24:18 PM  
Either he's got a lot of Muppet hush money to throw around, or these are all bullshiat claims to begin with from people trying to get Muppet hush money.
 
2013-04-17 04:35:53 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Either he's got a lot of Muppet hush money to throw around, or these are all bullshiat claims to begin with from people trying to get Muppet hush money.


The sad part is that there's an even chance of either, but 85% of people will believe it's a cover up.  Why?  Because the accused has a Y chromosome.
 
2013-04-17 04:56:53 PM  
This is so sad. Elmo placed in a frame, with his reputation destroyed by slanderous accusations, when we all know Cookie Monster is the real pedophile.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-17 05:05:04 PM  
This is after my time but judging by the looks, isn't Elmo just Grover only orange? And gay?

Jim Henson kicks it and they can't come up with any new shiat.
 
2013-04-17 05:10:19 PM  

yukichigai: FirstNationalBastard: Either he's got a lot of Muppet hush money to throw around, or these are all bullshiat claims to begin with from people trying to get Muppet hush money.

The sad part is that there's an even chance of either, but 85% of people will believe it's a cover up.  Why?  Because the accused has a Y chromosome.


And uses a high pitched voice.

/someone pass me the Jesus Juice
 
2013-04-17 05:25:03 PM  

Mugato: This is after my time but judging by the looks, isn't Elmo just Grover only orange? And gay?

Jim Henson kicks it and they can't come up with any new shiat.


how about a purple dinosaur that sings the alphabet backwards and sober
 
2013-04-17 05:29:39 PM  

Mugato: This is after my time but judging by the looks, isn't Elmo just Grover only orange? And gay?

Jim Henson kicks it and they can't come up with any new shiat.


Clash started puppeteering him in the mid 80s (when he really became 'Elmo').  Henson died in the early 90s.
 
2013-04-17 05:46:37 PM  
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'Kevin Clash touched us in our private place. Tom liked it'
 
2013-04-17 05:49:07 PM  
He is the Teflon Schlong.
 
2013-04-17 05:53:52 PM  

cretinbob: Yeah, but he got farked in the ass, didn't he.
farking assholes.


But isnt thay what he wanted?
 
2013-04-17 05:54:32 PM  

Elegy: This is so sad. Elmo placed in a frame, with his reputation destroyed by slanderous accusations, when we all know Cookie Monster is the real pedophile.


Eyes up here cookie monster
 
2013-04-17 05:55:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Either he's got a lot of Muppet hush money to throw around, or these are all bullshiat claims to begin with from people trying to get Muppet hush money.


I'll take Door #2, Bob. The important lesson that we all learn from this is, if you're going to fark barely-legal young people, and you're rich and famous, make sure that they moved to your town from somewhere else as adults so that they can't claim that you hooked up with them before the age of consent.
 
2013-04-17 05:57:51 PM  

yukichigai: FirstNationalBastard: Either he's got a lot of Muppet hush money to throw around, or these are all bullshiat claims to begin with from people trying to get Muppet hush money.

The sad part is that there's an even chance of either, but 85% of people will believe it's a cover up.  Why?  Because the accused has a Y chromosome.


If an adult female has sex with a teenager of either sex, it's considered hot and the teenager is old enough to handle it. But if an adult male has sex with a teenager, that man is a predator and the teenager is a child who was taken advantage of. Because old penises are rapey and evil. That's just the rules.
 
2013-04-17 05:59:57 PM  

NkThrasher: Clash started puppeteering him in the mid 80s (when he really became 'Elmo').  Henson died in the early 90s.


I guess I'm going by 1997 when everyone had to hear about Tickle Me Elmo.
 
2013-04-17 06:00:21 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: FirstNationalBastard: Either he's got a lot of Muppet hush money to throw around, or these are all bullshiat claims to begin with from people trying to get Muppet hush money.

I'll take Door #2, Bob. The important lesson that we all learn from this is, if you're going to fark barely-legal young people, and you're rich and famous, make sure that they moved to your town from somewhere else as adults so that they can't claim that you hooked up with them before the age of consent.


And don't fly them in from other states.

/have absolutely no sympathy for the guy
 
2013-04-17 06:13:50 PM  

Elegy: This is so sad. Elmo placed in a frame, with his reputation destroyed by slanderous accusations, when we all know Cookie Monster is the real pedophile.

[i.imgur.com image 300x384]


Bullshiat, she's not jailbait
 
2013-04-17 06:26:45 PM  

ongbok: He is the Teflon Schlong.


Having a Teflon schlong would be awesome.  It'd be so much easier to wipe it off on the drapes.
 
2013-04-17 06:29:52 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Either he's got a lot of Muppet hush money to throw around, or these are all bullshiat claims to begin with from people trying to get Muppet hush money.


Drawing on my extensive legal education (I watch a lot of Good Wife), there's the third option of lawyers dragging things out longer than the other side can afford. Having Calinda dig up dirt on the plaintiff is also a possibility.
 
2013-04-17 06:40:33 PM  
Not that he'll ever be rehired for Sesame Street no matter if he's cleared of all accusations.
 
2013-04-17 06:58:33 PM  

thisiszombocom: Elegy: This is so sad. Elmo placed in a frame, with his reputation destroyed by slanderous accusations, when we all know Cookie Monster is the real pedophile.

Eyes up here cookie monster


There's a Cookie Monster in that picture?
 
2013-04-17 07:08:28 PM  

skinink: Not that he'll ever be rehired for Sesame Street no matter if he's cleared of all accusations.


Trial by Media.
 
2013-04-17 07:40:18 PM  

bentley57: skinink: Not that he'll ever be rehired for Sesame Street no matter if he's cleared of all accusations.

Trial by Media.


I miss the old days of Trial By Stone.
 
2013-04-17 08:05:18 PM  
Soooooooo... only 3 more accusers need to "drop out" of the suit then?
 
2013-04-17 09:13:43 PM  
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2013-04-17 09:14:28 PM  

Elegy: This is so sad. Elmo placed in a frame, with his reputation destroyed by slanderous accusations, when we all know Cookie Monster is the real pedophile.


There are three things I love about that picture.
 
2013-04-17 09:15:10 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

oops
 
2013-04-17 10:48:12 PM  
Elmo gave me pinkeye.

He's an asshole
 
2013-04-18 12:05:39 AM  

Elegy: This is so sad. Elmo placed in a frame, with his reputation destroyed by slanderous accusations, when we all know Cookie Monster is the real pedophile.

[i.imgur.com image 300x384]


Is that Nicole Sullivan? I don't mean the blue one.
 
2013-04-18 12:23:08 AM  
I'm still wondering if he ever used the Elmo voice in pillowtalk/foreplay

"This is the dong, la la la la, Elmo's dong. Up your popo is where it will go, Elmo's dong."
 
2013-04-18 09:33:36 AM  

ParagonComplex: I'm still wondering if he ever used the Elmo voice in pillowtalk/foreplay

"This is the dong, la la la la, Elmo's dong. Up your popo is where it will go, Elmo's dong."


OMG, I'm cracking up.. I actually went and sang that in his voice..

Well done!!!
 
2013-04-18 11:05:23 AM  
Fisting is endemic to the entire Muppet culture.

Something like this was bound to happen.
 
2013-04-18 11:35:11 AM  
The lesson here folks is that rich people; Kevin Clash, Michael Jackson, Roman Polanski can get away with child molesting if they are rich enough, or just wait long enough in exile.  Also, some rich people, Pete Townsend, can get away with downloading child porn, well...just because.

It used to be that there was one standard of justice for all.  Now that seems to be changing.
 
2013-04-18 08:42:00 PM  

Flash_NYC: The lesson here folks is that rich people; Kevin Clash, Michael Jackson, Roman Polanski can get away with child molesting if they are rich enough, or just wait long enough in exile.  Also, some rich people, Pete Townsend, can get away with downloading child porn, well...just because.

It used to be that there was one standard of justice for all.  Now that seems to be changing.


I like that the first two people you named there have never had any claims made against them which stood up to any serious scrutiny.  Hell, all of the claims against Michael Jackson boiled down to "he's a black guy who turned white and he acts weird" plus "nobody can be that nice to kids without wanting to have sex with them."  As to the latter, I hope you never put your kids in day care then, and as to the former, that's to be expected when you have Vitiligo (confirmed in the autopsy), second- and third-degree burns over most of your scalp and neck, a long-standing addiction to pain medications and an abusive, farked up childhood.  Hell, everything that's come out since MJs death has painted a picture of a traumatically damaged guy who never had a real childhood and wanted to make sure no other kid had to endure that.  A bit crazy to be sure, but not dangerous or a child molestor.

News flash: rich and famous people often get sued by people wanting to make some quick money.  Second news flash: child molestation claims are popular for this because of the sensationalism of the crime and the inherent believability of the accuser even if their story has huge holes and inconsistencies in it.
 
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