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(NBC 29 Charlottesville)   School for Deaf and Blind is putting on their first musical. Anne Frank to be thanked repeatedly in program notes   (nbc29.com) divider line 129
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2013-04-17 05:19:47 PM  
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It's amazing that she was not only able to beat the rap for axe murdering her parents but that she was able to overcome her handicaps to sew the first american flag after escaping the nazis. But to then become a world famous aviator? No wonder she was chosen to be on the first dollar coin in the US!

/Did I forget anyone?
 
2013-04-17 05:26:19 PM  

blatz514: bedtundy: They should tour with these kids:  http://kidsofwidneyhigh.com


/going to hell

Hey, the I See Pretty Girls song was...um, good.  YEAH!


Was hoping "Insects" was still up on their main site.  It's an oldie but a goodi... something.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjEqVlcgJyE

Apparently if you fall in the water, you're in trouble, and spiders will come after you...  YYYOOOUUU!!!!

/so, so going to hell.
 
2013-04-17 05:30:55 PM  

bedtundy: blatz514: bedtundy: They should tour with these kids:  http://kidsofwidneyhigh.com


/going to hell

Hey, the I See Pretty Girls song was...um, good.  YEAH!

Was hoping "Insects" was still up on their main site.  It's an oldie but a goodi... something.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjEqVlcgJyE

Apparently if you fall in the water, you're in trouble, and spiders will come after you...  YYYOOOUUU!!!!

/so, so going to hell.


Gonna have to watch that during happy hour.  I'm going to look like an idiot laughing out loud, aren't I?
 
2013-04-17 05:42:20 PM  
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2013-04-17 05:46:37 PM  

Matthew Keene: blatz514: Is she still winning the hide and seek contest?

I dunno. Ask Justin.



To be Frank, I don;t think even Justin knows.
 
2013-04-17 05:49:18 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Rufus Lee King: Well, I have a lot of admiration for her, even if her views on alcohol were a bit overly-stringent.

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How did she fly an airplane in thet get-up?

/Know wonder she went down over Pearl Harbor.

I am offically an idiot.



Know, she never got over Pearl Harbor.
 
2013-04-17 05:52:40 PM  

vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 223x226]


Over in one.
 
2013-04-17 05:55:16 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I_Am_Weasel


That's Helen Keller, genius.

In retrospect, this was probably red flag No. 1. But she was 22 and hadn't had too many job interviews, so I thought it seemed reasonable.


Leave the guy alone and give him a hot cocoa sampler.
 
2013-04-17 05:56:29 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Pud: I would love to see a documentary about Ann's fateful flight to attempt to cross the Atlantic. It would be interesting to see how a blind and deaf pilot made it as far as she did.

That was Susan B. Anthony, you putz.


The first female nurse?
 
2013-04-17 05:57:12 PM  
This is just like when George Lucas messed up that new Star Trek series.  That, and when Genghis Kahn called for all the first-born males to be killed.
 
2013-04-17 05:57:45 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: tlars699: Oldiron_79: I_Am_Weasel: That's Helen Keller, genius.

No she dissappeared flying across the pacific.

Wasn't she crucified by the English for being a witch?

No, that was Margaret Thatcher.


The idea of this exercise is to make a joke, not report the facts.
 
2013-04-17 06:01:37 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: ChipNASA: Starring

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I love that photo of Marie Curie. She positively glows in that one.


That was Clara Barton.
 
2013-04-17 06:06:03 PM  

bedtundy: blatz514: bedtundy: They should tour with these kids:  http://kidsofwidneyhigh.com


/going to hell

Hey, the I See Pretty Girls song was...um, good.  YEAH!

Was hoping "Insects" was still up on their main site.  It's an oldie but a goodi... something.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjEqVlcgJyE

Apparently if you fall in the water, you're in trouble, and spiders will come after you...  YYYOOOUUU!!!!

/so, so going to hell.


I was right. I got tears and the whole bar is looking at me
 
2013-04-17 06:23:51 PM  

RexTalionis: In China, a deaf dance troupe has been putting on the acclaimed Thousand Hands Guanyin performance for years, which was notably featured in the film Samsara.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov_iJQGq6DI


They are truly gifted.  But in all fairness, not being able to hear Chinese music is an unfair advantage for the dancers.
 
2013-04-17 06:35:18 PM  
How in the hell she managed to accomplish all of this, while simultaneously discovering DNA only to be betrayed by Watson & Crick, I'll never know. And neither will you.
 
2013-04-17 06:37:34 PM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: wildcardjack: TheHighlandHowler: FlashHarry: what's the origin of the anne frank/helen keller meme?

Know your meme

Basic humorous conflation that decades of separation allows us to make light humor around. There's some nasty evil jokes around these two people so be glad we just play with the Clerks mistake. Reading cheese graters, leaving the plunger in the toilet, and having lunch with Hitler are much darker jokes we avoid by staying light.

We also conflate Madonna and Lady Gaga or Iggy Pop.

Between jokes about Helen Keller and the Challenger explosion, middle school was a funny time for me.

/yeah, I'm old.
//what's Helen Keller's favorite color?



Stucco.
 
2013-04-17 06:38:42 PM  

Jake Havechek: You know why Helen Keller masturbated with one hand, right?



other hand flew the plane.
 
2013-04-17 06:50:33 PM  
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!

Anne Frank!

...VERSUS...

Helen Keller!

BEEEEGIN!
 
2013-04-17 06:51:16 PM  

serialsuicidebomber: //what's Helen Keller's favorite color?


Stucco.


Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too.

/Helen Keller was a socialist
 
2013-04-17 06:52:26 PM  

PunkTiger: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!

Anne Frank!

...VERSUS...

Helen Keller!

BEEEEGIN!


This is my favorite rap battle (not a rick roll)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk
 
2013-04-17 07:15:29 PM  

blatz514: bedtundy: blatz514: bedtundy: They should tour with these kids:  http://kidsofwidneyhigh.com


/going to hell

Hey, the I See Pretty Girls song was...um, good.  YEAH!

Was hoping "Insects" was still up on their main site.  It's an oldie but a goodi... something.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjEqVlcgJyE

Apparently if you fall in the water, you're in trouble, and spiders will come after you...  YYYOOOUUU!!!!

/so, so going to hell.

I was right. I got tears and the whole bar is looking at me



Oh dear.  Insects is, by far, my favourite.
 
2013-04-17 07:30:54 PM  

ko_kyi:


Water Helen, waa-terrr...
 
2013-04-17 08:08:03 PM  
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2013-04-17 09:21:20 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Rufus Lee King: Well, I have a lot of admiration for her, even if her views on alcohol were a bit overly-stringent.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 365x400]

How did she fly an airplane in thet get-up?

/Know wonder she went down over Pearl Harbor.


Who's Pearl Harbor?  Mia Farrow wants to know.

/And you better tell her, or she'll sic her spawn of Devil child on you.
 
2013-04-17 09:42:22 PM  

MycroftHolmes: Sin_City_Superhero: Pud: I would love to see a documentary about Ann's fateful flight to attempt to cross the Atlantic. It would be interesting to see how a blind and deaf pilot made it as far as she did.

That was Susan B. Anthony, you putz.

The first female nurse?


You're thinking of Florence Henderson
 
2013-04-18 12:15:57 AM  

FlashHarry: what's the origin of the anne frank/helen keller meme?


Doesn't matter, it's farking stupid.
 
2013-04-18 09:06:52 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: FlashHarry: what's the origin of the anne frank/helen keller meme?

Doesn't matter, it's farking stupid.


So just like Anne, you don't see the humour in it?
 
2013-04-18 09:57:13 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/surprised it wasn't posted
 
2013-04-18 04:07:26 PM  
She bathed in the blood of Slovak servant girls; is that really someone we should expose our children to?
 
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