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(Yahoo)   Groundbreaking study finds that having more sex makes people happy, and even happier if you think you're getting more sex than everybody else   (in.news.yahoo.com) divider line 101
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2013-04-17 03:13:56 PM  
I for one, am absolutely shocked
 
2013-04-17 03:19:44 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-17 03:21:50 PM  
Ric Romero is now a licensed sexologist?
 
2013-04-17 03:47:08 PM  
And this is why I drink heavily.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-04-17 04:50:37 PM  

blatz514: And this is why I drink heavily.

[i.chzbgr.com image 480x319]




Link
 
2013-04-17 04:55:07 PM  
When I have a girlfriend, I get to have lots of sex. That does tend to put me in a good mood.

When I'm single, sex mostly disappears, but I have plenty of time for climbing, running, and just generally doing whatever the hell I want, which also makes me happy.

I dunno. Seems like maybe it's a wash.
 
2013-04-17 04:55:07 PM  
photos1.blogger.com
 
2013-04-17 04:55:36 PM  
Subbys mom happiest person on earth
 
2013-04-17 04:57:58 PM  
I remember that feeling.
 
2013-04-17 04:58:01 PM  
So this should mean that Farkers are the happiest people on Earth
 
2013-04-17 04:58:47 PM  

Tellingthem: blatz514: And this is why I drink heavily.

[i.chzbgr.com image 480x319]

Link


Ok, that was funny.  But the part when the keyboard rabbit came is when I lost it.
 
2013-04-17 04:59:06 PM  
So even sex is a positional good?
 
2013-04-17 04:59:13 PM  
i've had sex before and it sucked.  she was a bad kisser too.
turned me off love for good
 
2013-04-17 04:59:17 PM  

kumanoki: [photos1.blogger.com image 320x170]


Came for the bunny reference. Leaving satisfied.

/ha! "came." "satisfied."
 
2013-04-17 05:00:39 PM  
I'm pretty happy.

/not that happy :(
 
2013-04-17 05:01:01 PM  
Auto-play video ads make me unhappy. :(
 
2013-04-17 05:01:19 PM  
That explains all the happy peoplewho need to ask you if you're having less sex than them?
 
2013-04-17 05:02:54 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE

Doh. I hoped I would be the first person to post that. :/
 
2013-04-17 05:04:09 PM  
Been single since November and I a currently not very happy though you wouldn't know it if you met me.
 
2013-04-17 05:04:30 PM  

Sentient: When I'm single, sex mostly disappears, but I have plenty of time for climbing, running, and just generally doing whatever the hell I want, which also makes me happy.


sound like you need to stop dating fat girls.
 
2013-04-17 05:04:54 PM  
I think it works for me,

Need more research to verify... Never ending research....
 
2013-04-17 05:05:11 PM  
Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall--that's a lot, right?
 
2013-04-17 05:05:25 PM  
Does this mean I should clap my hands?
 
2013-04-17 05:07:46 PM  
Thanks for rubbing it in, subby.
 
2013-04-17 05:08:49 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Sentient: When I'm single, sex mostly disappears, but I have plenty of time for climbing, running, and just generally doing whatever the hell I want, which also makes me happy.

sound like you need to stop dating fat girls.


Or start dating them, so he can get in both sex and climbing at the same time, maybe even a bit of running if she rolls over at the wrong time
 
2013-04-17 05:10:15 PM  

Sean M: So this should mean that Farkers are the happiest people on Earth


purportedly....in reality it explains all the outrage and vehemence on Fark

/thatswhatiwasgettingat.jpg
 
2013-04-17 05:10:45 PM  
I have a sock that is extremely satisfied..

/I think it's cheating on me.
 
2013-04-17 05:10:50 PM  
my gf and I were discussing this yesterday.

gf: I call bullshiat. I don't care how much sex other ppl are having. i care how much I'm having. In fact I'd rather not know about other ppl's sex lives to be perfectly honest.
me: I agree with you, but i believe a lot of people do feel this way.
gf: by people you mean shallow people?
me: yes.
gf: ok then maybe this study has merit
 
2013-04-17 05:11:35 PM  
Are they sure it's sex that causes the happiness, and not the intimacy aspect of it?

I am apparently at the lowest possible happiness level, and I don't even want sex. Just a hug, maybe? A smile?
 
2013-04-17 05:11:38 PM  
Sex, what's that?

/I've passed the 11 month mark.
 
2013-04-17 05:16:23 PM  

gameshowhost: [i46.tinypic.com image 200x121]


That is simply awesome.

+1
 
2013-04-17 05:16:56 PM  

Sean M: So this should mean that Farkers are the happiest people on Earth


I don't think masturbating furiously counts.
 
2013-04-17 05:18:35 PM  

Pribar: justanotherfarkinfarker: Sentient: When I'm single, sex mostly disappears, but I have plenty of time for climbing, running, and just generally doing whatever the hell I want, which also makes me happy.

sound like you need to stop dating fat girls.

Or start dating them, so he can get in both sex and climbing at the same time, maybe even a bit of running if she rolls over at the wrong time


No need to start dating them.  One slump buster is all you need.  Downhill from there...
 
2013-04-17 05:19:02 PM  

Ninja Otter: Sean M: So this should mean that Farkers are the happiest people on Earth

I don't think masturbating furiously counts.


what about doing it happily or with wanton glee?
 
2013-04-17 05:23:45 PM  

slackananda: Auto-play video ads make me unhappy. :(


You should try clicking the link while farking doggy-style.
 
2013-04-17 05:24:18 PM  
NSFW Link

/Welcome to eternal happiness
 
2013-04-17 05:25:03 PM  
I just got done farking your mom so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...
 
2013-04-17 05:25:19 PM  

Theonceovertwice: Sex, what's that?

/I've passed the 11 month mark.


Ouch.
 
2013-04-17 05:26:54 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Ninja Otter: Sean M: So this should mean that Farkers are the happiest people on Earth

I don't think masturbating furiously counts.

what about doing it happily or with wanton glee?


that is okay. carry on. although, if you develop tenderness in the elbow, or your vision diminishes any at all, consult a physician.
 
2013-04-17 05:28:05 PM  

Theonceovertwice: /I've passed the 11 month mark.


Damn it farkers pool together your beer money and get a whore for this poor fark.


evilboyevil: Are they sure it's sex that causes the happiness, and not the intimacy aspect of it?


It's just the farking.
 
2013-04-17 05:28:41 PM  
Well in that case i'm happy as a clam,,,or even a whole lot of clams
 
2013-04-17 05:30:14 PM  
told y'all cheating on your spouse leads to happiness.
 
2013-04-17 05:33:58 PM  
I just clicked for a picture of what people having sex might look like.
 
2013-04-17 05:40:17 PM  

illbeinmybunk: my gf and I were discussing this yesterday.

gf: I call bullshiat. I don't care how much sex other ppl are having. i care how much I'm having. In fact I'd rather not know about other ppl's sex lives to be perfectly honest.
me: I agree with you, but i believe a lot of people do feel this way.
gf: by people you mean shallow people?
me: yes.
gf: ok then maybe this study has merit


your girlfriend sounds stupid
 
2013-04-17 05:41:16 PM  

Theonceovertwice: /I've passed the 11 month mark.


after four hours you are supposed to contact a doctor...
 
2013-04-17 05:44:32 PM  

Sentient: When I have a girlfriend, I get to have lots of sex. That does tend to put me in a good mood.

When I'm single, sex mostly disappears, but I have plenty of time for climbing, running, and just generally doing whatever the hell I want, which also makes me happy.

I dunno. Seems like maybe it's a wash.


Huh. When I don't have a girlfriend, I get to have lots of sex, and also have plenty of time for doing whatever the hell I want. It's once the girlfriend tag is attached that the sex withers away while she tries to convert me into the person she wants to be with that isn't me. Simple solution, now I have no girlfriend, and have sex with whosoever is mutually interested in having sex and not converting me into someone else, and do whatever I want, with whatever company is interested, or on my own if I feel like being on my own.

Works great.

I've already opted out of reproduction, so I'm not worried about settling down and raising a family.
 
2013-04-17 05:53:07 PM  
Well that explains my attitude.
 
2013-04-17 05:57:23 PM  

fredbox: Sentient: When I have a girlfriend, I get to have lots of sex. That does tend to put me in a good mood.

When I'm single, sex mostly disappears, but I have plenty of time for climbing, running, and just generally doing whatever the hell I want, which also makes me happy.

I dunno. Seems like maybe it's a wash.

Huh. When I don't have a girlfriend, I get to have lots of sex, and also have plenty of time for doing whatever the hell I want. It's once the girlfriend tag is attached that the sex withers away while she tries to convert me into the person she wants to be with that isn't me. Simple solution, now I have no girlfriend, and have sex with whosoever is mutually interested in having sex and not converting me into someone else, and do whatever I want, with whatever company is interested, or on my own if I feel like being on my own.

Works great.

I've already opted out of reproduction, so I'm not worried about settling down and raising a family.


I should have done that. I have a couple of younger friends (single) from work, and the freedom they have is awesome.

Me...wife, 2 kids, not much sex. Dont care that much about it at this point. Shes gained a huge amount of weight, gotten very lazy, doesnt want to do much besides watch TV or play on the computer, has become generally unpleasant. Shes basically turning into her mother. I hate her mother.
 
2013-04-17 06:02:22 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I have a sock that is extremely satisfied..

/I think it's cheating on me.


Do you think it's cheating because it acts so stiff whenever you're around?
 
2013-04-17 06:02:41 PM  

proteus_b: illbeinmybunk: my gf and I were discussing this yesterday.

gf: I call bullshiat. I don't care how much sex other ppl are having. i care how much I'm having. In fact I'd rather not know about other ppl's sex lives to be perfectly honest.
me: I agree with you, but i believe a lot of people do feel this way.
gf: by people you mean shallow people?
me: yes.
gf: ok then maybe this study has merit

your girlfriend sounds stupid


Agreed and to use some woman logic...she only cares about how much sex she is having, not both of you.

I care how much I am having vs. I care how much we are having...are two different things.  The first shows how selfish she is, the second means she recognizes how sex can be important to both of you.  Her wording is a warning sign and women never misspeak.

Once she is married, sex will lose interest to her.  Once she has a kid, then it will be all gone, but she will still be happy with how much she is having...but you will be very sad with how much you are not having.
 
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