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(Starpulse)   Jennifer Morrison says she hasn't done a nude scene because nobody's asked yet. So you're saying there's a chance (Not safe for work)   (starpulse.com) divider line 54
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2013-04-17 01:58:26 PM
How about groveling?

"PLLLEEEEZZZZEEE!"
 
2013-04-17 03:23:29 PM
Well, that was pleasant. And marginally NSFW
 
2013-04-17 03:48:48 PM
I was expecting an interview, not actual photos. Which I highly appreciate. Not sure if my work does, but I do.

I don't know who Naya Rivera is, but I want to see more of her.
 
2013-04-17 03:51:39 PM
no worries about the carpet matching the drapes, eh?
 
2013-04-17 03:55:23 PM
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
 
2013-04-17 03:55:56 PM
That photo of Jennifer Morrison is so photoshopped she could have been wearing a burka for all we know.
 
2013-04-17 03:57:58 PM
Never asked?

I find that very hard to believe.
 
2013-04-17 03:58:24 PM
"Naya Rivera, Jennifer Morrison and Christa Miller Featured In Allure Magazine's Annual Nude Issue"

If we can't see your fun parts, don't say "nude".

And yes I want to see Jennifer Morrison's fun parts.
 
2013-04-17 04:02:06 PM
I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.
 
2013-04-17 04:02:56 PM
Naya Rivera?  Yes please!
 
2013-04-17 04:13:23 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.


Julia Louis-Dreyfus is heiress to a fortune that is in the billions of dollars. I imagine the "right offer" for someone in line for that sort of wealth has got to be pretty high.
 
2013-04-17 04:14:00 PM
Read headline as Jennifer Lawrence and was extremely disappointed by the link.

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: That photo of Jennifer Morrison is so photoshopped she could have been wearing a burka for all we know.


Also, this ^
 
2013-04-17 04:15:24 PM

Nabb1: B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is heiress to a fortune that is in the billions of dollars. I imagine the "right offer" for someone in line for that sort of wealth has got to be pretty high.


It wasn't a matter of money in her case, or so she claimed. She said if it was for a part in a movie she'd do it.
 
2013-04-17 04:19:52 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.


Why is FSM's name would you want to see HER nekkid? Ew.
 
2013-04-17 04:20:20 PM

Lee's_Austin: Naya Rivera?  Yes please!


Agreed. Never heard of her before, but shes quite attractive.
 
2013-04-17 04:21:09 PM
The hell you say!

I've asked 724 times.

Are you not getting your mail, sweetums?
 
2013-04-17 04:23:29 PM

Nabb1: B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is heiress to a fortune that is in the billions of dollars. I imagine the "right offer" for someone in line for that sort of wealth has got to be pretty high.


Holy shiat I never knew that. That's insane! She's worth $3 Billion?!
 
2013-04-17 04:23:48 PM
I never heard of any of them but....fap fap fap
 
2013-04-17 04:24:02 PM

whistleridge: Why is FSM's name would you want to see HER nekkid? Ew.


exactly
 
2013-04-17 04:28:19 PM
www.canistream.it
I remember that episode.
 
2013-04-17 04:34:03 PM

Nabb1: B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is heiress to a fortune that is in the billions of dollars. I imagine the "right offer" for someone in line for that sort of wealth has got to be pretty high.


i have a feeling that the right offer is more likely a desirable role in some fancy schmancy movie.
 
2013-04-17 04:34:11 PM
She makes my no-no place tingle.
 
2013-04-17 04:36:21 PM

rustypouch: She makes my no-no place tingle.


Your butt?
 
2013-04-17 04:36:38 PM
Yummy.
 
2013-04-17 04:53:36 PM
Next week on Once Upon a Time, Regina has her vengeance on Emma by casting a curse that prevents her from wearing clothes....
 
2013-04-17 05:00:10 PM
who?
 
2013-04-17 05:00:23 PM

whistleridge: B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.

Why is FSM's name would you want to see HER nekkid? Ew.


Still better than that Richard fellow.
 
2013-04-17 05:01:32 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: whistleridge: Why is FSM's name would you want to see HER nekkid? Ew.

exactly


Does Fark pay trolls like you to hang out in threads and shiat on people's preferences?
 
2013-04-17 05:03:06 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: whistleridge: B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.

Why is FSM's name would you want to see HER nekkid? Ew.

Still better than that Richard fellow.


Elaine was fairly hot back in the day.

Besides, any chick that is at least a 5 is worthy of a look if she is need. For science at least.
 
2013-04-17 05:24:55 PM

AiryAnne: "Naya Rivera, Jennifer Morrison and Christa Miller Featured In Allure Magazine's Annual Nude Issue"

If we can't see your fun parts, don't say "nude".

And yes I want to see Jennifer Morrison's fun parts.


I completely agree and wish they would stop doing this.
 
2013-04-17 05:34:57 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.




There is one picture of her when Julia Louis-Dreyfus was doing some modeling pre-Seinfeld where she is bent over a bed as if she was about to crawl into the bed in a blouse and nothing else. Her butt is fully exposed but the camera angle does provide for a between look. Reports are that there is a lot more of that shoot, but only the one picture is all I have ever found.
 
2013-04-17 05:51:52 PM

Profedius: B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.

There is one picture of her when Julia Louis-Dreyfus was doing some modeling pre-Seinfeld where she is bent over a bed as if she was about to crawl into the bed in a blouse and nothing else. Her butt is fully exposed but the camera angle does provide for a between look. Reports are that there is a lot more of that shoot, but only the one picture is all I have ever found.


[citation needed]
 
2013-04-17 06:15:39 PM

Lee's_Austin: Naya Rivera?  Yes please!


That picture is un-farking real.
 
2013-04-17 06:21:36 PM
Came to see Jennifer Morrison, then threw her into a trash can to get to Naya Riviera.
 
2013-04-17 06:50:30 PM

whistleridge: B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.

Why is FSM's name would you want to see HER nekkid? Ew.


Why would you not?

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2013-04-17 07:02:08 PM
No one is going to link to the supposed deleted scene topless photo of Jennifer Morrison from Urban Legends 2?

 I'm disappointed...
 
2013-04-17 07:02:48 PM

nocturnal001: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: whistleridge: B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.

Why is FSM's name would you want to see HER nekkid? Ew.

Still better than that Richard fellow.

Elaine was fairly hot back in the day.

Besides, any chick that is at least a 5 is worthy of a look if she is need. For science at least.


I never noticed how hot she was until she was on that Old Christine show. She wore a lot of tight dresses, showed a lot of nice cleavage. She has a killer body, pretty face, gorgeous smile for a women in her 50's. I definitely would love to see her nude.
 
2013-04-17 07:13:54 PM

Nabb1: B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is heiress to a fortune that is in the billions of dollars. I imagine the "right offer" for someone in line for that sort of wealth has got to be pretty high.


No, you're thinking of her friend, Sue Ellen Mischke.
 
2013-04-17 07:14:40 PM
Dear Jennifer Morrison, your hairstyle is ugly as fark in that picture. Don't do that again.
 
2013-04-17 07:20:05 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: The Stealth Hippopotamus: whistleridge: Why is FSM's name would you want to see HER nekkid? Ew.

exactly

Does Fark pay trolls like you to hang out in threads and shiat on people's preferences?


No. I pay to be here.


STOP LAUGHING!!
 
2013-04-17 07:49:56 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: B.L.Z. Bub: The Stealth Hippopotamus: whistleridge: Why is FSM's name would you want to see HER nekkid? Ew.

exactly

Does Fark pay trolls like you to hang out in threads and shiat on people's preferences?

No. I pay to be here.


STOP LAUGHING!!


No, no I won't.  Thanks for the laugh.
 
2013-04-17 07:55:20 PM

yukichigai: Next week on Once Upon a Time, Regina has her vengeance on Emma by casting a curse that prevents her from wearing clothes....


So many hot women on that show.
 
2013-04-17 07:58:54 PM

Nabb1: Julia Louis-Dreyfus is heiress to a fortune that is in the billions of dollars.


I did not know that, but sure enough. Huh.

Good for her for doing something with her life besides drinking margaritas by the pool all day, I guess. To be honest, given the years she spent on a crap show like  The New Adventures of Old Christine, I'd have thought she owed someone money. It's not like she could have been getting a lot of artistic fulfillment or good press out of that.
 
2013-04-17 08:26:37 PM

ColSanders: yukichigai: Next week on Once Upon a Time, Regina has her vengeance on Emma by casting a curse that prevents her from wearing clothes....

So many hot women on that show.


I know her face has some odd proportions, but Meghan Ory (Ruby) really flips my switch.

images.wikia.com
 
2013-04-17 09:01:34 PM
I once got a Christmas card from Julia Louis-Dreyfus that was pretty saucy.
 
2013-04-17 09:21:10 PM

scottydoesntknow: I don't know who Naya Rivera is, but I want to see more of her.


Lee's_Austin: Naya Rivera?  Yes please!


Sure. (Warning: Douchebags)

i.imgur.com

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i.imgur.com

Some genius had those two playing gay for pay for most of the last two seasons of Glee.
Ridiculous fan service, but it was kind of sweet.
 
2013-04-17 10:05:40 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: whistleridge: B.L.Z. Bub: I've heard Maria Sharapova and Julia Louis-Dreyfus also claim that they would go nude if somebody made the right offer. That was years ago, and still no boobies from either of them. Either nobody's made the right offer yet, or they were lying. I'm leaning towards lying only because I'm angry it still hasn't happened.

Why is FSM's name would you want to see HER nekkid? Ew.

Still better than that Richard fellow.


That scene in Goodbye Girl took me by surprise, I tell you.
/scarred for life
 
2013-04-18 12:39:09 AM
Who?
 
2013-04-18 12:48:03 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Who?


Some chick that wouldn't leave Kevin Bacon alone.
 
2013-04-18 01:09:21 AM

Mega Steve: ColSanders: yukichigai: Next week on Once Upon a Time, Regina has her vengeance on Emma by casting a curse that prevents her from wearing clothes....

So many hot women on that show.

I know her face has some odd proportions, but Meghan Ory (Ruby) really flips my switch.

[images.wikia.com image 450x530]


I have actually been trying to track down episodes of a little-known Canadian show called The Collector because she guest starred in some episodes of it.  Also the concept sounded passable.

I did, however, draw the line at watching Steven Seagal's awful True Justice series even though she was part of the main cast in the first season.  I can't appreciate a hot girl if my brain is trying to eject out my ears from fatal Seagal exposure.

Anyway, yes, she's hot, unique facial proportions and all.  ESPECIALLY with the weird facial proportions if you ask me.  The casting director did a hell of a job picking her, given the (eventually revealed) nature of the character she plays.
 
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