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(Time)   Don't you just hate it when you're just sitting there in the pavilion enjoying a festival, when all of a sudden you're being deported for being "too handsome?" Yea, me too. I hate it when that happens   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 24
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13863 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Apr 2013 at 3:33 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-17 04:25:48 PM  
6 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-17 03:49:23 PM  
5 votes:

s18.postimg.org
HEY WHERE THE ARAB WOMEN AT?
2013-04-17 03:35:40 PM  
5 votes:
I don't always get deported, but when I do it's for being too handsome.
2013-04-17 03:58:58 PM  
4 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2013-04-17 03:28:07 PM  
3 votes:
The Saudi Religious police do know what handsome looks like.

Expect deep cavity searches with appendages not normally used to search.
2013-04-17 09:43:16 PM  
2 votes:
After the incident, the UAE released an official statement indicating that the religious police may have been on high alert due to the unplanned (and, we assume, unnerving) presence of an unnamed female artist, reported the Telegraph.

The possible presence of an unnamed female artist always unnerves me too.

///people who can handle the presence of an unnamed female artist:  the epitome of nerves of steel
2013-04-17 03:36:53 PM  
2 votes:
I'd demand to get that in writing and then proceed to have an instant conversation piece (with proof) for the rest of my life.
2013-04-17 04:52:03 PM  
1 votes:
robertdawsonphotography.com
Handsome Arabian
2013-04-17 04:45:59 PM  
1 votes:
Be handome.
Be attractive.
Don't be unattractive.
Get deported.
2013-04-17 04:36:13 PM  
1 votes:

musicmanboston: Dear Saudi Arabia and other like-minded countries of the world,

Please grow up and join the rest of humanity.

Sincerely,

The Human Race


Instead can't we just wall them off and slowly reduce the food ration until there is only one person left in the enclosure and then we'll have solved the problem and have a really kick-ass MMA fighter all in one action.
2013-04-17 04:34:29 PM  
1 votes:

GreetingsEarthling: Logically, what follows from this is that men should be required to wear a burqa too!


When I finally get my Death-O-Bot working, I'm going to try out the following program in a Middle-Eastern country:

1. Determine if subject is male or female.  Also determine age of subject.
2. If subject is a male adult, approach and ask "Do you think women should wear burqas?"
3. If subject answers yes, analyze subject's clothing.
4. If subject answered yes but is not himself wearing a burqa, fire disintegration ray.
2013-04-17 04:33:03 PM  
1 votes:
Do I smell jealousy?.

Anyways, because I can, here's this metalhead:

www.memes.at
2013-04-17 04:29:41 PM  
1 votes:
I hate when anything happens.
2013-04-17 04:12:52 PM  
1 votes:

Strolpol: I'd demand to get that in writing and then proceed to have an instant conversation piece (with proof) for the rest of my life.


On acid free paper suitable for framing.
2013-04-17 04:05:32 PM  
1 votes:

Helena Handbasket: They are middle-easterners, so the chances that they are actually handsome are minuscule.


Arab handsome is like British Hot.
2013-04-17 04:05:17 PM  
1 votes:
After awhile, you get used to it.
2013-04-17 03:51:29 PM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-04-17 03:50:57 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder how many religious nut jobs in America are salivating at the idea of a "
Commission [for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices]".
2013-04-17 03:44:54 PM  
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-04-17 03:41:15 PM  
1 votes:
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
2013-04-17 03:39:10 PM  
1 votes:

Pincy: Usually when I get deported it's for "having too big a penis".


I think you misunderstood the order to wear pants.
2013-04-17 03:37:59 PM  
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: The Saudi Religious police do know what handsome looks like.

Expect deep cavity searches with appendages not normally used to search.


Normal for whom? I said good day sir!
2013-04-17 03:36:45 PM  
1 votes:
Usually when I get deported it's for "having too big a penis".
2013-04-17 03:35:56 PM  
1 votes:
Logically, what follows from this is that men should be required to wear a burqa too!
 
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