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(Time)   Don't you just hate it when you're just sitting there in the pavilion enjoying a festival, when all of a sudden you're being deported for being "too handsome?" Yea, me too. I hate it when that happens   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 86
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2013-04-17 03:18:44 PM  
:/
 
2013-04-17 03:28:07 PM  
The Saudi Religious police do know what handsome looks like.

Expect deep cavity searches with appendages not normally used to search.
 
2013-04-17 03:35:23 PM  
Yes those whorish Saudi women wont be able to control themselves. If a cop came to me and told me I was under arrest for being too handsome my first words would be "Are you gay?" NTTIAWWI
 
2013-04-17 03:35:40 PM  
I don't always get deported, but when I do it's for being too handsome.
 
2013-04-17 03:35:56 PM  
Logically, what follows from this is that men should be required to wear a burqa too!
 
2013-04-17 03:36:45 PM  
Usually when I get deported it's for "having too big a penis".
 
2013-04-17 03:36:50 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-17 03:36:53 PM  
I'd demand to get that in writing and then proceed to have an instant conversation piece (with proof) for the rest of my life.
 
2013-04-17 03:37:59 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: The Saudi Religious police do know what handsome looks like.

Expect deep cavity searches with appendages not normally used to search.


Normal for whom? I said good day sir!
 
2013-04-17 03:38:45 PM  
That would go great as a pick up line.
 
2013-04-17 03:38:50 PM  
They are middle-easterners, so the chances that they are actually handsome are minuscule.
 
2013-04-17 03:39:10 PM  

Pincy: Usually when I get deported it's for "having too big a penis".


I think you misunderstood the order to wear pants.
 
2013-04-17 03:41:09 PM  
You have no idea what they are doing under those burkas. Hands feeling the soft mounds of flesh and dare they risk a chance to see if they are aroused? Yes. they darest! "Oh Allah, if it would be your will I would be any of his wive number 1 through 12. But no higher. They're just dishwashers and eye candy. They never get to bat."
 
2013-04-17 03:41:15 PM  
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
 
2013-04-17 03:43:19 PM  
The middle east is totes crazy. What's new?
 
2013-04-17 03:44:09 PM  
the sooner we can get off the petrotit, the sooner these backward animals fade to irrelevance.
 
2013-04-17 03:44:10 PM  

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 635x474]


is that the picture of the dad holding his tiny dead son in his arms?
 
2013-04-17 03:44:40 PM  

Pincy: Usually when I get deported it's for "having too big a penis".


Perhaps you should remember to check your anal cavity prior to visiting other countries.
 
2013-04-17 03:44:54 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-17 03:45:29 PM  
members of Saudi Arabia's religion police entered the pavilion and forcibly removed them from the festival. Their offense? They were considered

 Know how i know your Imans are gay?
 
2013-04-17 03:46:00 PM  
No posts of ridiculously handsome men?

Farkettes, I am disappoint :-(
 
2013-04-17 03:48:22 PM  
pictures.funnyforum.org
 
2013-04-17 03:49:23 PM  

s18.postimg.org
HEY WHERE THE ARAB WOMEN AT?
 
2013-04-17 03:49:28 PM  
I bet they look faaaaaabulous
 
2013-04-17 03:49:36 PM  

vudukungfu: members of Saudi Arabia's religion police entered the pavilion and forcibly removed them from the festival. Their offense? They were considered

 Know how i know your Imans are gay?


Iman:
blogs.bet.com

Imam:
upload.wikimedia.org

TMYK!
 
2013-04-17 03:50:52 PM  
The Onion strikes again.
 
2013-04-17 03:50:57 PM  
I wonder how many religious nut jobs in America are salivating at the idea of a "
Commission [for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices]".
 
2013-04-17 03:51:08 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

static.rcgroups.net
 
2013-04-17 03:51:29 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-17 03:51:42 PM  
Hey, they provided of what these men looked like!

timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com

Or...not.
 
2013-04-17 03:52:04 PM  
"No.  Sharp knees." - Imam69
 
2013-04-17 03:58:58 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-17 03:59:18 PM  
This happened to me last week.
 
2013-04-17 04:05:17 PM  
After awhile, you get used to it.
 
2013-04-17 04:05:32 PM  

Helena Handbasket: They are middle-easterners, so the chances that they are actually handsome are minuscule.


Arab handsome is like British Hot.
 
2013-04-17 04:06:51 PM  
Article useless without pictures.

This isn't one of the guys mentioned, but hey: any port in a storm, right?
s.myniceprofile.com
 
2013-04-17 04:12:52 PM  

Strolpol: I'd demand to get that in writing and then proceed to have an instant conversation piece (with proof) for the rest of my life.


On acid free paper suitable for framing.
 
2013-04-17 04:13:36 PM  
"Walkin' in the park just the other day, baby,
What do you, what do you think I saw?
Crowds of people sittin' on the grass with flowers in their hair said,
"Hey, Boy, do you wanna score?"  "
 
2013-04-17 04:15:53 PM  
Ahh islam, cant we get more muslims all over the world so we can all live like this? I want my nation to be a ultra religious nonsensical oppressive shiat hole, how can I get more muslims here?
 
2013-04-17 04:17:41 PM  
There is absolutely no redeeming factor about that part of the world. None.
 
2013-04-17 04:21:09 PM  
"Too attractive to females," yeah, right. You know what happens in a culture that forbids extramarital sex, and allows polygamy? Lots of unattached men in their 20s engaging in situational homosexuality. Those religious police rated those UAE guys' handsomeness by the state of their own erections.
 
2013-04-17 04:21:52 PM  

StrangeQ: There is absolutely no redeeming factor about that part of the world. None.


Bullshiat. You ever eaten their food? It rocks.
 
2013-04-17 04:23:49 PM  
Dear Saudi Arabia and other like-minded countries of the world,

Please grow up and join the rest of humanity.

Sincerely,

The Human Race
 
2013-04-17 04:24:52 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: You have no idea what they are doing under those burkas. Hands feeling the soft mounds of flesh and dare they risk a chance to see if they are aroused? Yes. they darest! "Oh Allah, if it would be your will I would be any of his wive number 1 through 12. But no higher. They're just dishwashers and eye candy. They never get to bat."


No, they don't let the men frisk women; or at least they didn't.  Airport security had a completely burka-ed woman - tucked away behind a screen - and the TSA have nothing on those ladies when it comes to hands gently sliding around unexpected places.  The guys they just used to vigorously pat down, in full view of everyone in the security queue.
 
2013-04-17 04:25:48 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-17 04:26:07 PM  
I'm to sexy for this shirt, so sexy it hurts.
 
2013-04-17 04:26:52 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: Pincy: Usually when I get deported it's for "having too big a penis".

Perhaps you should remember to check your anal cavity prior to visiting other countries.


Especially Amsterdam.
 
2013-04-17 04:28:09 PM  

mbillips: StrangeQ: There is absolutely no redeeming factor about that part of the world. None.

Bullshiat. You ever eaten their food? It rocks.


The Red Sea has some awesome scuba-diving.
 
2013-04-17 04:28:13 PM  

DarwiOdrade: TMYK!


What ever. I just know you shouldn't trust people that choose to live where there isn't enough clean water to  properly wash their hands.
Or act like stone age neanderfarks.
Or worship an invisible dead dude.
Or Pray to the invisible sky wizard.
 
2013-04-17 04:29:02 PM  

DarwiOdrade: vudukungfu: members of Saudi Arabia's religion police entered the pavilion and forcibly removed them from the festival. Their offense? They were considered

 Know how i know your Imans are gay?

Iman:
[blogs.bet.com image 300x400]

Imam:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 256x344]

TMYK!


starwrecked.com
That was not his knee.
 
2013-04-17 04:29:41 PM  
I hate when anything happens.
 
2013-04-17 04:31:36 PM  

GlassHouses: Article useless without pictures.

This isn't one of the guys mentioned, but hey: any port in a storm, right?
[s.myniceprofile.com image 440x508]


FSM, if only I could reprint that photo here for everyone's edification.

/Thanks, GlassHouses. I needed that.
//Where can I get more?
///Oh, yeah, forgot - too old to get any.
 
2013-04-17 04:33:03 PM  
Do I smell jealousy?.

Anyways, because I can, here's this metalhead:

www.memes.at
 
2013-04-17 04:34:29 PM  

GreetingsEarthling: Logically, what follows from this is that men should be required to wear a burqa too!


When I finally get my Death-O-Bot working, I'm going to try out the following program in a Middle-Eastern country:

1. Determine if subject is male or female.  Also determine age of subject.
2. If subject is a male adult, approach and ask "Do you think women should wear burqas?"
3. If subject answers yes, analyze subject's clothing.
4. If subject answered yes but is not himself wearing a burqa, fire disintegration ray.
 
2013-04-17 04:36:13 PM  

musicmanboston: Dear Saudi Arabia and other like-minded countries of the world,

Please grow up and join the rest of humanity.

Sincerely,

The Human Race


Instead can't we just wall them off and slowly reduce the food ration until there is only one person left in the enclosure and then we'll have solved the problem and have a really kick-ass MMA fighter all in one action.
 
2013-04-17 04:39:26 PM  

GlassHouses: Article useless without pictures.

This isn't one of the guys mentioned, but hey: any port in a storm, right?
[s.myniceprofile.com image 440x508]


I'll take 3 please.
 
2013-04-17 04:40:11 PM  
Once accused of being sexy under a pavilion:

img836.imageshack.us


Really other than ren fair folks who else uses the word pavilion?!
 
2013-04-17 04:45:59 PM  
Be handome.
Be attractive.
Don't be unattractive.
Get deported.
 
2013-04-17 04:46:20 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Once accused of being sexy under a pavilion:

[img836.imageshack.us image 500x331]


Really other than ren fair folks who else uses the word pavilion?!


That's the typical term for the semi-permanent part of any outdoor performing arts center.  Pavillion vs. lawn.
 
2013-04-17 04:46:34 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Really other than ren fair folks who else uses the word pavilion?!


s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com
 
2013-04-17 04:49:04 PM  

GlassHouses: Article useless without pictures.



I am discovering that there are many good-looking guys of Middle Eastern descent, wish they had posted some pictures.

/Indian, not so much
 
2013-04-17 04:52:03 PM  
robertdawsonphotography.com
Handsome Arabian
 
2013-04-17 04:55:52 PM  
 
2013-04-17 05:03:59 PM  

FrancoFile: That's the typical term for the semi-permanent part of any outdoor performing arts center. Pavillion vs. lawn.


The only people that use a semi permanent part of an outdoor performing arts center is ren fair people.

Or Shakespeare in the park, but really same same.

And since there arn't too many attractive people that do that sort of thing, here is a picture of Ros from Game of Thrones.
img607.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-17 05:08:06 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: FrancoFile: That's the typical term for the semi-permanent part of any outdoor performing arts center. Pavillion vs. lawn.

The only people that use a semi permanent part of an outdoor performing arts center is ren fair people.

Or Shakespeare in the park, but really same same.

And since there arn't too many attractive people that do that sort of thing, here is a picture of Ros from Game of Thrones.
[img607.imageshack.us image 101x150]


Um, no.  But whatever....
 
2013-04-17 05:12:23 PM  

FrancoFile: Um, no. But whatever....


no on what part?

'cause if you're hording a bunch of pictures of hot women in garb.... Well then sir present 'em
 
2013-04-17 05:16:24 PM  

royone: Be handome.
Be attractive.
Don't be unattractive.
Get deported.


And wash your hair at least every two weeks.  Once every two weeks.
 
2013-04-17 05:19:48 PM  
Glass parking lot.
 
2013-04-17 05:30:37 PM  
At least the sheiks are being honest about their feelings of sexual inadequacy for once.
 
2013-04-17 05:39:28 PM  

GlassHouses: Article useless without pictures.

This isn't one of the guys mentioned, but hey: any port in a storm, right?
[s.myniceprofile.com image 440x508]


Isn't that dude Indian? I only know this because my half Indian girlfriend told me that he was the best looking guy in India, where "there aren't a whole lot of good looking guys."
 
2013-04-17 05:46:21 PM  

Hot Lunch: GlassHouses: Article useless without pictures.

This isn't one of the guys mentioned, but hey: any port in a storm, right?
[s.myniceprofile.com image 440x508]

Isn't that dude Indian? I only know this because my half Indian girlfriend told me that he was the best looking guy in India, where "there aren't a whole lot of good looking guys."


I neither know nor care what his ethnic background is. I just like looking at him.
www.fitzness.com
 
2013-04-17 05:48:20 PM  
Also, you ladies and gents need to step up with the picture posting.  I need to leave my office now and I want this thread FILLED with pictures of beautiful people not wearing burkhas by the time I get home.

Go!
 
2013-04-17 05:57:45 PM  

Lollipop165: No posts of ridiculously handsome men?

Farkettes, I am disappoint :-(


Here ya go
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-17 06:02:11 PM  

Caffandtranqs: Lollipop165: No posts of ridiculously handsome men?

Farkettes, I am disappoint :-(

Here ya go
[ts2.mm.bing.net image 213x300]


I'm sorry.  This one's better.  My bad.
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-17 07:43:43 PM  

Hot Lunch: GlassHouses: Article useless without pictures.

This isn't one of the guys mentioned, but hey: any port in a storm, right?
[s.myniceprofile.com image 440x508]

Isn't that dude Indian? I only know this because my half Indian girlfriend told me that he was the best looking guy in India, where "there aren't a whole lot of good looking guys."


That's Joe Manganiello. According to his IMDB page, he's part Sicilian and part Armenian.
 
2013-04-17 08:30:53 PM  
Hahahaha!  My boyfriend once said, "You know he's gay, right?!" when I was watching some hot dudes on TV.  Now it's become a joke whenever some really hot dude attracts women's eyes, "You know he's gay, right!"
 
2013-04-17 08:37:50 PM  

GlassHouses: Article useless without pictures.

This isn't one of the guys mentioned, but hey: any port in a storm, right?
[s.myniceprofile.com image 440x508]


He can pull into my port anytime storm or not!
 
2013-04-17 08:49:12 PM  
The Egyptian singer who may have caused this whole problem by going over to the UAE crowd. (Caused them to be too handsome or something.)

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-17 09:43:16 PM  
After the incident, the UAE released an official statement indicating that the religious police may have been on high alert due to the unplanned (and, we assume, unnerving) presence of an unnamed female artist, reported the Telegraph.

The possible presence of an unnamed female artist always unnerves me too.

///people who can handle the presence of an unnamed female artist:  the epitome of nerves of steel
 
2013-04-17 09:54:40 PM  

Hot Lunch: GlassHouses: Article useless without pictures.

This isn't one of the guys mentioned, but hey: any port in a storm, right?
[s.myniceprofile.com image 440x508]

Isn't that dude Indian? I only know this because my half Indian girlfriend told me that he was the best looking guy in India, where "there aren't a whole lot of good looking guys."


That's Joe Manganiello. He's Italian, not Indian.
 
2013-04-17 10:52:41 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Hot Lunch: GlassHouses: Article useless without pictures.

This isn't one of the guys mentioned, but hey: any port in a storm, right?
[s.myniceprofile.com image 440x508]

Isn't that dude Indian? I only know this because my half Indian girlfriend told me that he was the best looking guy in India, where "there aren't a whole lot of good looking guys."

That's Joe Manganiello. He's Italian, not Indian.



He grew up in Pa (sort of near where I live so go me)
 
2013-04-17 10:57:55 PM  
What? I have to leave? Again??? Awww, maaan.
 
2013-04-18 12:51:00 AM  
[for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices

That Arabic for NAMBLA?
 
2013-04-18 04:00:32 AM  

Bhags: "Walkin' in the park just the other day, baby,
What do you, what do you think I saw?
Crowds of people sittin' on the grass with flowers in their hair said,
"Hey, Boy, do you wanna score?"  "


You know how it is.
 
2013-04-18 04:06:12 AM  

Grumpy Cat: I hate when anything happens.


Of course you do, you're Grumpy Cat!
 
2013-04-18 04:19:41 PM  
Lemme heah yew squeal laik a....uh, an animal that's halal.
 
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