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(Time)   Don't you just hate it when you're just sitting there in the pavilion enjoying a festival, when all of a sudden you're being deported for being "too handsome?" Yea, me too. I hate it when that happens   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 86
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2013-04-17 03:18:44 PM
:/
 
2013-04-17 03:28:07 PM
The Saudi Religious police do know what handsome looks like.

Expect deep cavity searches with appendages not normally used to search.
 
2013-04-17 03:35:23 PM
Yes those whorish Saudi women wont be able to control themselves. If a cop came to me and told me I was under arrest for being too handsome my first words would be "Are you gay?" NTTIAWWI
 
2013-04-17 03:35:40 PM
I don't always get deported, but when I do it's for being too handsome.
 
2013-04-17 03:35:56 PM
Logically, what follows from this is that men should be required to wear a burqa too!
 
2013-04-17 03:36:45 PM
Usually when I get deported it's for "having too big a penis".
 
2013-04-17 03:36:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-17 03:36:53 PM
I'd demand to get that in writing and then proceed to have an instant conversation piece (with proof) for the rest of my life.
 
2013-04-17 03:37:59 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: The Saudi Religious police do know what handsome looks like.

Expect deep cavity searches with appendages not normally used to search.


Normal for whom? I said good day sir!
 
2013-04-17 03:38:45 PM
That would go great as a pick up line.
 
2013-04-17 03:38:50 PM
They are middle-easterners, so the chances that they are actually handsome are minuscule.
 
2013-04-17 03:39:10 PM

Pincy: Usually when I get deported it's for "having too big a penis".


I think you misunderstood the order to wear pants.
 
2013-04-17 03:41:09 PM
You have no idea what they are doing under those burkas. Hands feeling the soft mounds of flesh and dare they risk a chance to see if they are aroused? Yes. they darest! "Oh Allah, if it would be your will I would be any of his wive number 1 through 12. But no higher. They're just dishwashers and eye candy. They never get to bat."
 
2013-04-17 03:41:15 PM
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
 
2013-04-17 03:43:19 PM
The middle east is totes crazy. What's new?
 
2013-04-17 03:44:09 PM
the sooner we can get off the petrotit, the sooner these backward animals fade to irrelevance.
 
2013-04-17 03:44:10 PM

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 635x474]


is that the picture of the dad holding his tiny dead son in his arms?
 
2013-04-17 03:44:40 PM

Pincy: Usually when I get deported it's for "having too big a penis".


Perhaps you should remember to check your anal cavity prior to visiting other countries.
 
2013-04-17 03:44:54 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-17 03:45:29 PM
members of Saudi Arabia's religion police entered the pavilion and forcibly removed them from the festival. Their offense? They were considered

 Know how i know your Imans are gay?
 
2013-04-17 03:46:00 PM
No posts of ridiculously handsome men?

Farkettes, I am disappoint :-(
 
2013-04-17 03:48:22 PM
pictures.funnyforum.org
 
2013-04-17 03:49:23 PM

s18.postimg.org
HEY WHERE THE ARAB WOMEN AT?
 
2013-04-17 03:49:28 PM
I bet they look faaaaaabulous
 
2013-04-17 03:49:36 PM

vudukungfu: members of Saudi Arabia's religion police entered the pavilion and forcibly removed them from the festival. Their offense? They were considered

 Know how i know your Imans are gay?


Iman:
blogs.bet.com

Imam:
upload.wikimedia.org

TMYK!
 
2013-04-17 03:50:52 PM
The Onion strikes again.
 
2013-04-17 03:50:57 PM
I wonder how many religious nut jobs in America are salivating at the idea of a "
Commission [for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices]".
 
2013-04-17 03:51:08 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

static.rcgroups.net
 
2013-04-17 03:51:29 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-17 03:51:42 PM
Hey, they provided of what these men looked like!

timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com

Or...not.
 
2013-04-17 03:52:04 PM
"No.  Sharp knees." - Imam69
 
2013-04-17 03:58:58 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-17 03:59:18 PM
This happened to me last week.
 
2013-04-17 04:05:17 PM
After awhile, you get used to it.
 
2013-04-17 04:05:32 PM

Helena Handbasket: They are middle-easterners, so the chances that they are actually handsome are minuscule.


Arab handsome is like British Hot.
 
2013-04-17 04:06:51 PM
Article useless without pictures.

This isn't one of the guys mentioned, but hey: any port in a storm, right?
s.myniceprofile.com
 
2013-04-17 04:12:52 PM

Strolpol: I'd demand to get that in writing and then proceed to have an instant conversation piece (with proof) for the rest of my life.


On acid free paper suitable for framing.
 
2013-04-17 04:13:36 PM
"Walkin' in the park just the other day, baby,
What do you, what do you think I saw?
Crowds of people sittin' on the grass with flowers in their hair said,
"Hey, Boy, do you wanna score?"  "
 
2013-04-17 04:15:53 PM
Ahh islam, cant we get more muslims all over the world so we can all live like this? I want my nation to be a ultra religious nonsensical oppressive shiat hole, how can I get more muslims here?
 
2013-04-17 04:17:41 PM
There is absolutely no redeeming factor about that part of the world. None.
 
2013-04-17 04:21:09 PM
"Too attractive to females," yeah, right. You know what happens in a culture that forbids extramarital sex, and allows polygamy? Lots of unattached men in their 20s engaging in situational homosexuality. Those religious police rated those UAE guys' handsomeness by the state of their own erections.
 
2013-04-17 04:21:52 PM

StrangeQ: There is absolutely no redeeming factor about that part of the world. None.


Bullshiat. You ever eaten their food? It rocks.
 
2013-04-17 04:23:49 PM
Dear Saudi Arabia and other like-minded countries of the world,

Please grow up and join the rest of humanity.

Sincerely,

The Human Race
 
2013-04-17 04:24:52 PM

Harry Freakstorm: You have no idea what they are doing under those burkas. Hands feeling the soft mounds of flesh and dare they risk a chance to see if they are aroused? Yes. they darest! "Oh Allah, if it would be your will I would be any of his wive number 1 through 12. But no higher. They're just dishwashers and eye candy. They never get to bat."


No, they don't let the men frisk women; or at least they didn't.  Airport security had a completely burka-ed woman - tucked away behind a screen - and the TSA have nothing on those ladies when it comes to hands gently sliding around unexpected places.  The guys they just used to vigorously pat down, in full view of everyone in the security queue.
 
2013-04-17 04:25:48 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-17 04:26:07 PM
I'm to sexy for this shirt, so sexy it hurts.
 
2013-04-17 04:26:52 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: Pincy: Usually when I get deported it's for "having too big a penis".

Perhaps you should remember to check your anal cavity prior to visiting other countries.


Especially Amsterdam.
 
2013-04-17 04:28:09 PM

mbillips: StrangeQ: There is absolutely no redeeming factor about that part of the world. None.

Bullshiat. You ever eaten their food? It rocks.


The Red Sea has some awesome scuba-diving.
 
2013-04-17 04:28:13 PM

DarwiOdrade: TMYK!


What ever. I just know you shouldn't trust people that choose to live where there isn't enough clean water to  properly wash their hands.
Or act like stone age neanderfarks.
Or worship an invisible dead dude.
Or Pray to the invisible sky wizard.
 
2013-04-17 04:29:02 PM

DarwiOdrade: vudukungfu: members of Saudi Arabia's religion police entered the pavilion and forcibly removed them from the festival. Their offense? They were considered

 Know how i know your Imans are gay?

Iman:
[blogs.bet.com image 300x400]

Imam:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 256x344]

TMYK!


starwrecked.com
That was not his knee.
 
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