Because People in power are Stupid: The Saudi Religious police do know what handsome looks like.Expect deep cavity searches with appendages not normally used to search.
Pincy: Usually when I get deported it's for "having too big a penis".
ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 635x474]
vudukungfu: members of Saudi Arabia's religion police entered the pavilion and forcibly removed them from the festival. Their offense? They were considered Know how i know your Imans are gay?
Helena Handbasket: They are middle-easterners, so the chances that they are actually handsome are minuscule.
Strolpol: I'd demand to get that in writing and then proceed to have an instant conversation piece (with proof) for the rest of my life.
StrangeQ: There is absolutely no redeeming factor about that part of the world. None.
Harry Freakstorm: You have no idea what they are doing under those burkas. Hands feeling the soft mounds of flesh and dare they risk a chance to see if they are aroused? Yes. they darest! "Oh Allah, if it would be your will I would be any of his wive number 1 through 12. But no higher. They're just dishwashers and eye candy. They never get to bat."
Too Pretty For Prison: Pincy: Usually when I get deported it's for "having too big a penis".Perhaps you should remember to check your anal cavity prior to visiting other countries.
mbillips: StrangeQ: There is absolutely no redeeming factor about that part of the world. None.Bullshiat. You ever eaten their food? It rocks.
DarwiOdrade: vudukungfu: members of Saudi Arabia's religion police entered the pavilion and forcibly removed them from the festival. Their offense? They were considered Know how i know your Imans are gay?Iman:[blogs.bet.com image 300x400]Imam:[upload.wikimedia.org image 256x344]TMYK!
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